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Saras posted 07-29-99 04:40 AM ET
Ahoy ye fellow posters, come here, come here, to the famous and the ONLY ONE I club ever known (the clones at Firaxis are, well, clones!). Forget the overregulated Apolyton, come to the WILD WILD SMAC Off-Topic!
YYYH: Oh, at least some forum accepts me, sob sob.
Saras: Don't worry, this place is about liberty, about self government and unlimited corners. However, no weapons allowed, but you get free drinks. Bartender, gimme two Planet Busters.
YYYH: Cheers! Good to be home. (GULP GULP GULP) Ahhhhh, nothing like a SMAC-OT PB!!! (he actually spelled it all - es-em-ey-see-oh-tee-pee-bee).
Saras: cee-oh-oh-ell!
Dreadnought posted 07-29-99 05:00 AM ET
Dreadnought walks in, smells the sweet aroma of booze, and immediatly passes out.
MikeH II posted 07-29-99 07:03 AM ET
What with these clubs and the ones on Firaxis I haven't got a clue how many there are, I reckon about 45 now.
Saras posted 07-29-99 07:09 AM ET
Whatever. The ones here are the only TRUE ones .
SnowFire posted 07-29-99 08:44 AM ET
Hmph. The ones on Firaxis certainly count. Amazingly enough, you made the same mistake Q Qubed did- what are you trying to say with XXXX? Really X rated?
The I Club XLI
It's got an edit function too!
Sorry about the color sceme, Saras. Dan M. claims customizable forums are on the agenda for the new Firaxis.com site.
Saras posted 07-29-99 09:02 AM ET
SnowFire, Firaxis said they are going to merge these forums and the Firaxis.com ones. I'll wait here and try to keep the place alive. Once we merge, I guess there will be numerous flame wars and discussions on "which I Club should be next, MCMXLIV or MCMLIX," due to branching out... I guess peace will come eventually. But who knows, I keep my supply of singularity Planet Busters ready JIC.
Now to clubbing...
Saras: Say, YYYH, how does it feel to be banned from Apolyton?
YYYH : I want my mom!!!!
Saras: Here, have another one (winks to the bartender to mix a stiff one)
YYYH : GULP GULP...
Saras: Well?
YYYH : Well, (HICK!) you know (HICK!), now when I look back in (HICK!) hind****e, 'scuse me, hindsight, (HICK!), it's great! (HICK!) Apolyton sucked any(HICK!)way!
Saras: I told you!
YYYH : Mumble mumble mumble (BUMP!) (Falls on the floor)
Saras: Oh well, tough life, tough fun! (GULP!)
Bartender: That will be zero joules, sir.
Saras: Here, take zero. And keep the change.
Bartender: Oh, thank you sir!
jsorense posted 07-29-99 12:43 PM ET
jsorense walks into the I Club . . . . .
jsorense walks into the I Club . . . . .
jsorense walks into the I Club . . . . .
jsorense walks into the I Club . . . . .
"Whoa, that was weird. I guess that last Nerve Stapler was one too many." Says jsorense to the bartend who nods in agreement but pours him another one anyway.
"Oh, hi MikeH. Can you tell me which is the real I Club? I'm confused and you are the I Club authority. You know what they say, `How can you be two places at once when you're not any place at all?'"
Saras posted 07-29-99 12:55 PM ET
jsorense, don't start this until the forums merge, okay? OKAY?
jsorense posted 07-29-99 03:09 PM ET
"Boy, this is some I Club. I drop in for a friendly drink and get yelled at for no reason." Sniffed a miffed jsorense.
"Bartender, keep the change." Says jsorense with a wink as he leaves a counterfeit $100 bill of Monopoly Money on the bar.
"I guess I know where I'm not wanted." And attempts a dignified exit. Unfortunately he slips on a banana peel, lands in a chair equipped with a Whoopie cushion, then falls to the floor where his face is rescued from a nasty whack by a large banana cream pie.
Fjorxc the Maniac posted 07-29-99 03:24 PM ET
At that point, Fjorxc barrels into the I Club, not noticing jsorense lying in the way. He trips over the IIISer and lands in a heap of garbage. Meanwhile, the CWAL physics have taken effect and jsorense is somehow pulled out of the I Club, rammed into the side of the pillow factory, and dunked into Chesapeake Bay before he rematerializes on a bar stool uninjured, albeit soaked.
Fjorxc: Well, that was interesting. Barkeep! Gimme a Supercollider.
Fjorxc goes over to Dark Corner 79, punching out rodeo clowns all the way.
Fjorxc the Maniac
Unwashed Village Idiot,
Wanderer,
CWALer,
8th Canadian Faction of Humanity.

BTW, the first anniversary of the I Club is coming up. I've got something special planned for it. Stay tuned.
Venom posted 08-02-99 01:07 PM ET
Venom peeks in the door, looking for someone anyone.
But, alas, he remains outside. Living his self imposed exile.
BigER posted 08-03-99 12:01 PM ET
Hmmmm......the transdimentional levelating crossstasus dohicky still works.....
BigE comes in whistling a tune from sleepy beauty and places lava lamps on all the tables.......and leaves without a word.......
Saras posted 08-04-99 01:57 AM ET
What's with all the vets lately? They come and go, without a trace...
BigER posted 08-04-99 09:40 AM ET
No we leave a trail of radioactivity whereever we go.............................
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anyone got a spare gieger counter?
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Author	Topic: The I Club XXXX - Liberation!
Saras	posted 07-29-99 04:40 AM ET Ahoy ye fellow posters, come here, come here, to the famous and the ONLY ONE I club ever known (the clones at Firaxis are, well, clones!). Forget the overregulated Apolyton, come to the WILD WILD SMAC Off-Topic! YYYH: Oh, at least some forum accepts me, sob sob. Saras: Don't worry, this place is about liberty, about self government and unlimited corners. However, no weapons allowed, but you get free drinks. Bartender, gimme two Planet Busters. YYYH: Cheers! Good to be home. (GULP GULP GULP) Ahhhhh, nothing like a SMAC-OT PB!!! (he actually spelled it all - es-em-ey-see-oh-tee-pee-bee). Saras: cee-oh-oh-ell!
Dreadnought	posted 07-29-99 05:00 AM ET Dreadnought walks in, smells the sweet aroma of booze, and immediatly passes out.
MikeH II	posted 07-29-99 07:03 AM ET What with these clubs and the ones on Firaxis I haven't got a clue how many there are, I reckon about 45 now.
Saras	posted 07-29-99 07:09 AM ET Whatever. The ones here are the only TRUE ones .
SnowFire	posted 07-29-99 08:44 AM ET Hmph. The ones on Firaxis certainly count. Amazingly enough, you made the same mistake Q Qubed did- what are you trying to say with XXXX? Really X rated? The I Club XLI It's got an edit function too! Sorry about the color sceme, Saras. Dan M. claims customizable forums are on the agenda for the new Firaxis.com site.
Saras	posted 07-29-99 09:02 AM ET SnowFire, Firaxis said they are going to merge these forums and the Firaxis.com ones. I'll wait here and try to keep the place alive. Once we merge, I guess there will be numerous flame wars and discussions on "which I Club should be next, MCMXLIV or MCMLIX," due to branching out... I guess peace will come eventually. But who knows, I keep my supply of singularity Planet Busters ready JIC. Now to clubbing... Saras: Say, YYYH, how does it feel to be banned from Apolyton? YYYH : I want my mom!!!! Saras: Here, have another one (winks to the bartender to mix a stiff one) YYYH : GULP GULP... Saras: Well? YYYH : Well, (HICK!) you know (HICK!), now when I look back in (HICK!) hind****e, 'scuse me, hindsight, (HICK!), it's great! (HICK!) Apolyton sucked any(HICK!)way! Saras: I told you! YYYH : Mumble mumble mumble (BUMP!) (Falls on the floor) Saras: Oh well, tough life, tough fun! (GULP!) Bartender: That will be zero joules, sir. Saras: Here, take zero. And keep the change. Bartender: Oh, thank you sir!
jsorense	posted 07-29-99 12:43 PM ET jsorense walks into the I Club . . . . . jsorense walks into the I Club . . . . . jsorense walks into the I Club . . . . . jsorense walks into the I Club . . . . . "Whoa, that was weird. I guess that last Nerve Stapler was one too many." Says jsorense to the bartend who nods in agreement but pours him another one anyway. "Oh, hi MikeH. Can you tell me which is the real I Club? I'm confused and you are the I Club authority. You know what they say, `How can you be two places at once when you're not any place at all?'"
Saras	posted 07-29-99 12:55 PM ET jsorense, don't start this until the forums merge, okay? OKAY?
jsorense	posted 07-29-99 03:09 PM ET "Boy, this is some I Club. I drop in for a friendly drink and get yelled at for no reason." Sniffed a miffed jsorense. "Bartender, keep the change." Says jsorense with a wink as he leaves a counterfeit $100 bill of Monopoly Money on the bar. "I guess I know where I'm not wanted." And attempts a dignified exit. Unfortunately he slips on a banana peel, lands in a chair equipped with a Whoopie cushion, then falls to the floor where his face is rescued from a nasty whack by a large banana cream pie.
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 07-29-99 03:24 PM ET At that point, Fjorxc barrels into the I Club, not noticing jsorense lying in the way. He trips over the IIISer and lands in a heap of garbage. Meanwhile, the CWAL physics have taken effect and jsorense is somehow pulled out of the I Club, rammed into the side of the pillow factory, and dunked into Chesapeake Bay before he rematerializes on a bar stool uninjured, albeit soaked. Fjorxc: Well, that was interesting. Barkeep! Gimme a Supercollider. Fjorxc goes over to Dark Corner 79, punching out rodeo clowns all the way. Fjorxc the Maniac Unwashed Village Idiot, Wanderer, CWALer, 8th Canadian Faction of Humanity. BTW, the first anniversary of the I Club is coming up. I've got something special planned for it. Stay tuned.
Venom	posted 08-02-99 01:07 PM ET Venom peeks in the door, looking for someone anyone. But, alas, he remains outside. Living his self imposed exile.
BigER	posted 08-03-99 12:01 PM ET Hmmmm......the transdimentional levelating crossstasus dohicky still works..... BigE comes in whistling a tune from sleepy beauty and places lava lamps on all the tables.......and leaves without a word.......
Saras	posted 08-04-99 01:57 AM ET What's with all the vets lately? They come and go, without a trace...
BigER	posted 08-04-99 09:40 AM ET No we leave a trail of radioactivity whereever we go............................. ............................................ ............................................ ............................................ anyone got a spare gieger counter?