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itdoesntfit posted 07-13-99 05:10 PM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for itdoesntfit  

Get out you hoeboes! YOu deserve to be dragged on a street, shot, and live your life crippled in a hospital, as your relatives work their brains off to pay for your dismal life!
walruskkkch posted 07-13-99 05:30 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
Nonsequitar your facts are uncoordinated.
Spider posted 07-13-99 05:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spider    
That is the lamest flame I have ever seen. Trippin daily, he could flame a guy so well...hell, he flamed Firaxis. You...are just pathetic. No reason, other than some half-assed opinion (trippin, he had opinions that made sense); you're being a hypocrite (it means you say one thing and do another) and, in your own words, someone who deserves to be "dragged on a street, shot," and generally get dumped on by fate. Welcome to the world, kid.

Spider
Not a master of the flame, but devastating nonetheless.

Spider posted 07-13-99 05:38 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spider    
I didn't mean you, walrus; I meant the half-assed newbie flamer.

Spider
Welcome to OUR world, newbie!

itdoesntfit posted 07-13-99 06:24 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for itdoesntfit    
If you hate me so much, why did you come here in the first place? You should think more logically.
walruskkkch posted 07-13-99 07:31 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
'cause we're the smart patrol, nowhere to go, suburban robots who monitor reality. Commonstock, we work around the clock. We shove the polls in the holes!

Your faithful and obedient servant
(Thank you Spider, Knew who you meant)

Spider posted 07-13-99 08:08 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spider    
Think logically, huh? Well, let me ask you this: where the hell is the logic behind your statement? You assume none of us has a life. Rule #1 for living in this universe: don't assume! Rule #2: do everything in accordance with Murphy's Law (anything that can go wrong will go wrong)! Walrus, your turn for #3.

Spider
Compiling these rules in hopes of enhancing the value of this thread (not that you'd understand, in all probability)

MiKaeLe posted 07-13-99 08:08 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
SPAM! SPAM! Everybody...Have sooommeee SPAM! SPAM for freeeee. Have soomeee SPAM for freeee....SPAAAAAMMMM!
walruskkkch posted 07-13-99 08:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup. The slither while they pass they slip away across the universe.

Rule#3 No Poofters!(Oops, sorry, wrong skit)

"Men use thought only to justify their wrongdoings and speech only to conceal their thoughts" - Voltaire

Asphyiaxted Demon posted 07-13-99 09:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Asphyiaxted Demon  Click Here to Email Asphyiaxted Demon     
ok i am a manic depressant at 14 thanks for telling me what i already know. please do not knock newbies for i am a "newbie". but dude read a book if you have time to come on line and bitch at us how we have no lifes look at your life.


"just not lest ye be judged your self"
The bible/metallica

Krushala posted 07-13-99 11:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Krushala  Click Here to Email Krushala     
HARDMAN resurrected after his violent death. But cleaner language calling us hoeboes (Is that how it's spelled?) instead of cocksucking faggot asshole mother****ers.
Krushala posted 07-13-99 11:06 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Krushala  Click Here to Email Krushala     
wow they didn't delete as much as I thought they would. This will probably get me banned. I sure the kiddies out there will recover
xanadu80 posted 07-13-99 11:46 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for xanadu80  Click Here to Email xanadu80     
I'm proud to be a newbie with all this love
and entertainment on the posts.

Everything comes in different flavors.
And each of us has a favorite. )

Dreadnought posted 07-13-99 11:46 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Ack, more often than you would think I encounter people who live by the sterotype that computer user = nerd who has no life. These narrow minded blokes never fail to amaze me in thier narrow-mindedness. Whenever I see a pathetic soul such as itdoesntfit come here and "flame" a large group of people with an uncoordinating nonsensial post, I shake my head in disgust. Tell me this, what makes you think that-

a) We get by by mooching of relatives

b) Your life is so vastly superior to ours that you feel you can come here and "put us in our place".

Although, I feel my rant is in vain, dollars to donuts our low IQ freind never steps foot in this forum again.

Krushala- My virgin ears!

Krushala posted 07-14-99 12:10 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Krushala  Click Here to Email Krushala     
he's all over the game forums. He even has more meaningless posts that me! I don't know how I have over 400, I've only been here a month and a half.
Valtyr posted 07-14-99 12:32 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
Wow! He's got 60 posts andhe just registered yesterday!

Valtyr
A nerd with no life (true )

Dreadnought posted 07-14-99 03:06 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
These narrow minded blokes never fail to amaze me in thier narrow-mindedness."

What the hell........talk about redundancies....

MangoBreeder posted 07-14-99 05:25 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MangoBreeder  Click Here to Email MangoBreeder     
Who let 'IT doesnt fit' in any way?

THIS IS A NON-SMAC FORUM

2 fingered salute to u sonny

i reckon He must be about 12 and does not know a thing, ITDONTFIT come back when u can get into a PUB OK....

And if u even understand a think in:
VISUALBASIC FRIEND OR FOE LET ME KNOW

MangoBreeder - pissed off with flamers

MangoBreeder posted 07-14-99 05:29 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MangoBreeder  Click Here to Email MangoBreeder     
SORRY, something a bit calmer:

Valtyr - i to admit to being a NERD with no life
we should star a union we could call it NERD

N : NERDS
E : Eradicating
R : Rubishing <----- if u can think of anythink better let me know
D : DICKHEADS

Ok. i know i'm a nerd and proud of it too

but i fly for the RAF so who gives a FU@k

not me

bye

MikeH II posted 07-14-99 05:31 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
So we are sad for talking trash on a SMAC 'billboard' are we? You coming here and telling me that has changed my life. I used to think posting here was fun, a place to chat to fellow losers and geeks. You itdoesntfit have come along here and shown me the error of my ways, your brilliant name showing that you can laugh in the face of your own obesity is a lesson to all of us here. Perhaps I should discard my thick black rimmed glasses, held together by the obligatory band aid, apply some spot cream, wash my greasy hair and go out. Meet people in the real world. I haven't seen any real people for...well a long time. Maybe I'll even find out what a real girl looks like and why all their surnames are jpg.

I would like to do all those things but for the horrific crime of posting here I must be punished, I do deserve to be dragged through the streets. Let's hope they are busy streets so that everyone can witness my well earned humiliation. I truly deserve it. Then I am to be shot and permanently disabled. It's all I deserve, after all I might some day try and come back here and post if I still have the use of my arms. What a thought. I have commited one of the most evil crimes known to humanity after all. I chatted to people on a bulletin board!

I hope my family can forgive me. I'd like to apologise to everyone on these forums for daring to post here, I have ruined my life I hope you haven't ruined yours. If anyone is lurking here, thinking of posting please listen to what itdoesntfit has to say, he is obviously a wise man/woman/ladyboy his inspirational disregard for the conventions of spelling and capitalisation show us what a great person/thing we are dealing with. He may look like a huge quivering lump of rotting maggot infested flesh but actually the maggots are clean creatures, they eat only dead skin. itdoesntfit is totally immobile due to his great weight and none of the nursing staff will go near him to clean him as his waste is so toxic smelling. So the maggots eat his dead skin and his waste and generally keep him clean. Don't let his appearance scare you off, let him win you over with the beauty of his words and the inspiration in his heart.

itdoesntfit. Truly one of the greatest people to ever live, and not just in size.

MangoBreeder posted 07-14-99 08:27 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MangoBreeder  Click Here to Email MangoBreeder     
MikeH II for president

All those in favour say eye

The online revolution starts here:
NERD's GEEKS IT CONSULTANTS, SYSTEMS ANALYSTS,
PROGRAMMERS (execpt VB programmers)

ARE ALL welcome

10 gold peices for whoever brings me the head of itdoesntfit

walruskkkch posted 07-14-99 03:06 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
Can I join in? Scotty, set Flamers to Shakespeare!

My conscience hath a thousand several tongues
And every tongue brings in a several tale,
And every tale condemns you for a villain.

Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog,
Thou that wast seal'd in thy nativity
The slave of Nature, and the son of hell;
Thou slander of thy heavy mother's womb,
Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins,
Thou rag of honour!

If heaven have any grievous plague in store
Exceeding those that I can wish upon thee,
O, let them keep it till thy sins be ripe,
And then hurl down their indignation
On thee, the troubler of the poor world's peace.

Foul devil, for God's sake hence, and trouble
us not;
For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell,
Fill'd it with cursing cries and deep exclaims.

What answer shall I make to this base man?
Shall I so dishonour my fair stars
On equal terms to give him chastisement?

Cap'in, I dunna think the Flamers kin take much more of this!

OK, stand down.

OldWarrior_42 posted 07-14-99 11:21 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OldWarrior_42  Click Here to Email OldWarrior_42     
Actually this is not a billboard, it is a bulletin board in cyber space. Just thought I would clear that point up for you idf.
Victor Galis posted 07-14-99 11:32 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Victor Galis  Click Here to Email Victor Galis     
Victor unpacks an old dust covered flame thrower, and thinks of all of the memories...

Victor: I wonder if this thing even has a Shakespeare mode...

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: Thou art a villain.

Victor: A bit rusty, but it'll do.

itdoesntfit posted 07-15-99 02:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for itdoesntfit    
Why the hell are you guys posting here? It says clearly get the hell out o' here. Stop posting, your just wasting your freaking time here. I'm not gonna post anything intresting in a dull site. This is only suppose to attract your attention, not posts.
Spider posted 07-15-99 02:20 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spider    
So, misfit? We don't take kindly to your types around here! I don't care if it fits or not, this is not a freaking wall you can spray graffiti (and something else) on, this is usually a place where people can talk to each other without worrying about lame-ass flamer wannabes like you! But when someone like you comes in here and starts trying to flame everybody by swinging a matchstick back and forth, these people will pick up and fire real flamers, more real than yours, anyway. But you have done some good here: you've allowed the denizens of this and other fora to hone their flaming skills! Misfit, you are not wanted here, and we will ride you out on a flame if necessary!

Spider
"Chew on that, lightweight!" -Col. Leon Roachburn

Dreadnought posted 07-15-99 03:03 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
So, itdoesntfit, I suppose your intention was to, er, um, "enlighten" us?
itdoesntfit posted 07-15-99 04:40 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for itdoesntfit    
God, this is strange, I tell you people not to post here, yet you keep doing so.
JayPegg posted 07-15-99 06:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JayPegg  Click Here to Email JayPegg     
it, you're a ******* moron.

I rarely post here, but i will always defend my fellow SMACers.

Two questions it...

1)why do you keep posting here if you say everyone who posts here is a freak?

2)do you have a girlfriend? I do, and I spend much more time with her then on forums.

~kelso

Krushala posted 07-15-99 06:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Krushala  Click Here to Email Krushala     
I post wherever I want to. I even post in the betatesters section. You are going to have to come to mississippi to stop me from posting here.
Spider posted 07-16-99 03:27 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spider    
Misfit, this situation has a precedent, one you've ranted against: High Priest's thread! People will keep posting here as long as they want, and you can't do a thing! Hahahahaha! To quote the immortal Glen Hatchet, "To hell in a handbasket!"

Spider
"I check pulse, no?" -Fidel Dahan

MangoBreeder posted 07-16-99 03:36 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MangoBreeder  Click Here to Email MangoBreeder     
I bet ItDontfit knows what a woman is.
he (i presume he is male) thinks all womens surnames are .jpg

I'll keep posting to defend fellow SMACers

Itdontfit get a life if mummy and daddy are paying your phone bill, do something more constructive with your time.

cousLee posted 07-18-99 05:24 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for cousLee  Click Here to Email cousLee     
Krushala
"...But cleaner language calling us hoeboes (Is that how it's spelled?)....."

no. it's hobo (pl. hoboes) (someone who travels riding in railroad cars)(most don't have computers)

MikeH II posted 07-19-99 07:01 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
I seem to remember a program called The Littlest Hobo once and that was a little dog. I thought a Hobo was a type of dog until I was at least 3 by then I could write better than itdoesntfit and I had a better sense of humour. Then again who didn't?

I love flaming idiots.

GaryD posted 07-19-99 08:13 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for GaryD    
You guys are all bums. I can't believe you ... give credence to these flame topics by continually posting in them.

(It is already at the top before some Smart Alec points out I've just posted in it).

Has the forum got so boring that this type of topic has to be kept alive ?

MikeH II posted 07-19-99 10:34 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
In a word.
Yes.
OhWell posted 07-19-99 11:11 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
MB: "... thinks all womens surnames are .jpg"
ROFL!

MikeH II posted 07-19-99 12:00 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
Didn't get a ROTFL when I said it.
Bossman posted 07-20-99 12:36 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bossman  Click Here to Email Bossman     
IDF,

you are such a slimy little uhhh!!!

I doubt anyone could live a more abismall life than you.

God you have posted so much on this sight alone that you have made a fair few enemies and have got me thinking that you must be glued to you monitor all day! Christ you probably even time your response time to a topic!

You trying to flame people is like trying to massacre a fortified city wih a pocket knife!

JohnIII posted 07-20-99 02:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
Bossman, by stretching that a little, it is possible. If the "fortified city" is on of the 2 Forts, and the knife is in the hands of a Spy, then it can be done.
John III

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