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Topic: You guys are all bums. I can't belive you post trash in a SMAC billboard
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itdoesntfit |
posted 07-13-99 05:10 PM ET
Get out you hoeboes! YOu deserve to be dragged on a street, shot, and live your life crippled in a hospital, as your relatives work their brains off to pay for your dismal life!
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walruskkkch
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posted 07-13-99 05:30 PM ET
Nonsequitar your facts are uncoordinated. |
Spider
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posted 07-13-99 05:35 PM ET
That is the lamest flame I have ever seen. Trippin daily, he could flame a guy so well...hell, he flamed Firaxis. You...are just pathetic. No reason, other than some half-assed opinion (trippin, he had opinions that made sense); you're being a hypocrite (it means you say one thing and do another) and, in your own words, someone who deserves to be "dragged on a street, shot," and generally get dumped on by fate. Welcome to the world, kid.Spider Not a master of the flame, but devastating nonetheless. |
Spider
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posted 07-13-99 05:38 PM ET
I didn't mean you, walrus; I meant the half-assed newbie flamer.Spider Welcome to OUR world, newbie! |
itdoesntfit
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posted 07-13-99 06:24 PM ET
If you hate me so much, why did you come here in the first place? You should think more logically. |
walruskkkch
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posted 07-13-99 07:31 PM ET
'cause we're the smart patrol, nowhere to go, suburban robots who monitor reality. Commonstock, we work around the clock. We shove the polls in the holes!Your faithful and obedient servant (Thank you Spider, Knew who you meant)
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Spider
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posted 07-13-99 08:08 PM ET
Think logically, huh? Well, let me ask you this: where the hell is the logic behind your statement? You assume none of us has a life. Rule #1 for living in this universe: don't assume! Rule #2: do everything in accordance with Murphy's Law (anything that can go wrong will go wrong)! Walrus, your turn for #3.Spider Compiling these rules in hopes of enhancing the value of this thread (not that you'd understand, in all probability) |
MiKaeLe
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posted 07-13-99 08:08 PM ET
SPAM! SPAM! Everybody...Have sooommeee SPAM! SPAM for freeeee. Have soomeee SPAM for freeee....SPAAAAAMMMM! |
walruskkkch
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posted 07-13-99 08:23 PM ET
Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup. The slither while they pass they slip away across the universe.Rule#3 No Poofters!(Oops, sorry, wrong skit) "Men use thought only to justify their wrongdoings and speech only to conceal their thoughts" - Voltaire
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Asphyiaxted Demon
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posted 07-13-99 09:45 PM ET
ok i am a manic depressant at 14 thanks for telling me what i already know. please do not knock newbies for i am a "newbie". but dude read a book if you have time to come on line and bitch at us how we have no lifes look at your life. "just not lest ye be judged your self" The bible/metallica
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Krushala
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posted 07-13-99 11:04 PM ET
HARDMAN resurrected after his violent death. But cleaner language calling us hoeboes (Is that how it's spelled?) instead of cocksucking faggot asshole mother****ers. |
Krushala
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posted 07-13-99 11:06 PM ET
wow they didn't delete as much as I thought they would. This will probably get me banned. I sure the kiddies out there will recover |
xanadu80
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posted 07-13-99 11:46 PM ET
I'm proud to be a newbie with all this love and entertainment on the posts.Everything comes in different flavors. And each of us has a favorite. )
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Dreadnought
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posted 07-13-99 11:46 PM ET
Ack, more often than you would think I encounter people who live by the sterotype that computer user = nerd who has no life. These narrow minded blokes never fail to amaze me in thier narrow-mindedness. Whenever I see a pathetic soul such as itdoesntfit come here and "flame" a large group of people with an uncoordinating nonsensial post, I shake my head in disgust. Tell me this, what makes you think that- a) We get by by mooching of relatives b) Your life is so vastly superior to ours that you feel you can come here and "put us in our place". Although, I feel my rant is in vain, dollars to donuts our low IQ freind never steps foot in this forum again. Krushala- My virgin ears! |
Krushala
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posted 07-14-99 12:10 AM ET
he's all over the game forums. He even has more meaningless posts that me! I don't know how I have over 400, I've only been here a month and a half. |
Valtyr
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posted 07-14-99 12:32 AM ET
Wow! He's got 60 posts andhe just registered yesterday!Valtyr A nerd with no life (true ) |
Dreadnought
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posted 07-14-99 03:06 AM ET
These narrow minded blokes never fail to amaze me in thier narrow-mindedness."What the hell........talk about redundancies.... |
MangoBreeder
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posted 07-14-99 05:25 AM ET
Who let 'IT doesnt fit' in any way?THIS IS A NON-SMAC FORUM 2 fingered salute to u sonny i reckon He must be about 12 and does not know a thing, ITDONTFIT come back when u can get into a PUB OK.... And if u even understand a think in: VISUALBASIC FRIEND OR FOE LET ME KNOW MangoBreeder - pissed off with flamers
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MangoBreeder
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posted 07-14-99 05:29 AM ET
SORRY, something a bit calmer:Valtyr - i to admit to being a NERD with no life we should star a union we could call it NERD N : NERDS E : Eradicating R : Rubishing <----- if u can think of anythink better let me know D : DICKHEADS Ok. i know i'm a nerd and proud of it too but i fly for the RAF so who gives a FU@k not me bye |
MikeH II
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posted 07-14-99 05:31 AM ET
So we are sad for talking trash on a SMAC 'billboard' are we? You coming here and telling me that has changed my life. I used to think posting here was fun, a place to chat to fellow losers and geeks. You itdoesntfit have come along here and shown me the error of my ways, your brilliant name showing that you can laugh in the face of your own obesity is a lesson to all of us here. Perhaps I should discard my thick black rimmed glasses, held together by the obligatory band aid, apply some spot cream, wash my greasy hair and go out. Meet people in the real world. I haven't seen any real people for...well a long time. Maybe I'll even find out what a real girl looks like and why all their surnames are jpg.I would like to do all those things but for the horrific crime of posting here I must be punished, I do deserve to be dragged through the streets. Let's hope they are busy streets so that everyone can witness my well earned humiliation. I truly deserve it. Then I am to be shot and permanently disabled. It's all I deserve, after all I might some day try and come back here and post if I still have the use of my arms. What a thought. I have commited one of the most evil crimes known to humanity after all. I chatted to people on a bulletin board! I hope my family can forgive me. I'd like to apologise to everyone on these forums for daring to post here, I have ruined my life I hope you haven't ruined yours. If anyone is lurking here, thinking of posting please listen to what itdoesntfit has to say, he is obviously a wise man/woman/ladyboy his inspirational disregard for the conventions of spelling and capitalisation show us what a great person/thing we are dealing with. He may look like a huge quivering lump of rotting maggot infested flesh but actually the maggots are clean creatures, they eat only dead skin. itdoesntfit is totally immobile due to his great weight and none of the nursing staff will go near him to clean him as his waste is so toxic smelling. So the maggots eat his dead skin and his waste and generally keep him clean. Don't let his appearance scare you off, let him win you over with the beauty of his words and the inspiration in his heart. itdoesntfit. Truly one of the greatest people to ever live, and not just in size. |
MangoBreeder
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posted 07-14-99 08:27 AM ET
MikeH II for presidentAll those in favour say eye The online revolution starts here: NERD's GEEKS IT CONSULTANTS, SYSTEMS ANALYSTS, PROGRAMMERS (execpt VB programmers) ARE ALL welcome 10 gold peices for whoever brings me the head of itdoesntfit |
walruskkkch
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posted 07-14-99 03:06 PM ET
Can I join in? Scotty, set Flamers to Shakespeare!My conscience hath a thousand several tongues And every tongue brings in a several tale, And every tale condemns you for a villain. Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog, Thou that wast seal'd in thy nativity The slave of Nature, and the son of hell; Thou slander of thy heavy mother's womb, Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins, Thou rag of honour! If heaven have any grievous plague in store Exceeding those that I can wish upon thee, O, let them keep it till thy sins be ripe, And then hurl down their indignation On thee, the troubler of the poor world's peace. Foul devil, for God's sake hence, and trouble us not; For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell, Fill'd it with cursing cries and deep exclaims. What answer shall I make to this base man? Shall I so dishonour my fair stars On equal terms to give him chastisement? Cap'in, I dunna think the Flamers kin take much more of this! OK, stand down. |
OldWarrior_42
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posted 07-14-99 11:21 PM ET
Actually this is not a billboard, it is a bulletin board in cyber space. Just thought I would clear that point up for you idf. |
Victor Galis
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posted 07-14-99 11:32 PM ET
Victor unpacks an old dust covered flame thrower, and thinks of all of the memories...Victor: I wonder if this thing even has a Shakespeare mode... The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: Thou art a villain. Victor: A bit rusty, but it'll do. |
itdoesntfit
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posted 07-15-99 02:01 PM ET
Why the hell are you guys posting here? It says clearly get the hell out o' here. Stop posting, your just wasting your freaking time here. I'm not gonna post anything intresting in a dull site. This is only suppose to attract your attention, not posts. |
Spider
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posted 07-15-99 02:20 PM ET
So, misfit? We don't take kindly to your types around here! I don't care if it fits or not, this is not a freaking wall you can spray graffiti (and something else) on, this is usually a place where people can talk to each other without worrying about lame-ass flamer wannabes like you! But when someone like you comes in here and starts trying to flame everybody by swinging a matchstick back and forth, these people will pick up and fire real flamers, more real than yours, anyway. But you have done some good here: you've allowed the denizens of this and other fora to hone their flaming skills! Misfit, you are not wanted here, and we will ride you out on a flame if necessary!Spider "Chew on that, lightweight!" -Col. Leon Roachburn |
Dreadnought
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posted 07-15-99 03:03 PM ET
So, itdoesntfit, I suppose your intention was to, er, um, "enlighten" us? |
itdoesntfit
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posted 07-15-99 04:40 PM ET
God, this is strange, I tell you people not to post here, yet you keep doing so. |
JayPegg
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posted 07-15-99 06:04 PM ET
it, you're a ******* moron.I rarely post here, but i will always defend my fellow SMACers. Two questions it... 1)why do you keep posting here if you say everyone who posts here is a freak? 2)do you have a girlfriend? I do, and I spend much more time with her then on forums. ~kelso
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Krushala
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posted 07-15-99 06:45 PM ET
I post wherever I want to. I even post in the betatesters section. You are going to have to come to mississippi to stop me from posting here. |
Spider
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posted 07-16-99 03:27 AM ET
Misfit, this situation has a precedent, one you've ranted against: High Priest's thread! People will keep posting here as long as they want, and you can't do a thing! Hahahahaha! To quote the immortal Glen Hatchet, "To hell in a handbasket!"Spider "I check pulse, no?" -Fidel Dahan |
MangoBreeder
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posted 07-16-99 03:36 AM ET
I bet ItDontfit knows what a woman is. he (i presume he is male) thinks all womens surnames are .jpg I'll keep posting to defend fellow SMACers Itdontfit get a life if mummy and daddy are paying your phone bill, do something more constructive with your time. |
cousLee
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posted 07-18-99 05:24 AM ET
Krushala "...But cleaner language calling us hoeboes (Is that how it's spelled?)....." no. it's hobo (pl. hoboes) (someone who travels riding in railroad cars)(most don't have computers) |
MikeH II
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posted 07-19-99 07:01 AM ET
I seem to remember a program called The Littlest Hobo once and that was a little dog. I thought a Hobo was a type of dog until I was at least 3 by then I could write better than itdoesntfit and I had a better sense of humour. Then again who didn't?I love flaming idiots. |
GaryD
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posted 07-19-99 08:13 AM ET
You guys are all bums. I can't believe you ... give credence to these flame topics by continually posting in them.(It is already at the top before some Smart Alec points out I've just posted in it). Has the forum got so boring that this type of topic has to be kept alive ? |
MikeH II
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posted 07-19-99 10:34 AM ET
In a word. Yes. |
OhWell
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posted 07-19-99 11:11 AM ET
MB: "... thinks all womens surnames are .jpg" ROFL! |
MikeH II
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posted 07-19-99 12:00 PM ET
Didn't get a ROTFL when I said it. |
Bossman
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posted 07-20-99 12:36 PM ET
IDF,you are such a slimy little uhhh!!! I doubt anyone could live a more abismall life than you. God you have posted so much on this sight alone that you have made a fair few enemies and have got me thinking that you must be glued to you monitor all day! Christ you probably even time your response time to a topic! You trying to flame people is like trying to massacre a fortified city wih a pocket knife! |
JohnIII
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posted 07-20-99 02:33 PM ET
Bossman, by stretching that a little, it is possible. If the "fortified city" is on of the 2 Forts, and the knife is in the hands of a Spy, then it can be done. John III |