posted 07-11-99 07:23 PM ET Do you speak Klingon? I don't! But I have a dictionary.
tlhlngan Hol vljatlhlaHbe'
Allod
posted 07-12-99 04:07 AM ET
The Klingon civil war is by definition an internal matter of the empire... uhmm... sorry, wrong episode.
37th rule of acquisition: Peace is good for business. 38th rule of acquisition: War is good for business. No wonder the Klingon Wall Street is one of the busiest financial places in the Alpha-quadrant.
Spider
posted 07-12-99 04:48 AM ET
Could have sworn the rules of acquisition were Ferengi guidelines, not Klingon....
Spider Not a die-hard Trekker, but seen enough episodes of assorted series to know this much.
M_ashwell
posted 07-12-99 06:10 AM ET
ok i'll admit i owned a klingon dictionary (i lost it) my faveriote quote in klingon is i'm not sure on the spelling
loid soh be mon kooh paH SOVWELL
to which gareck replied
"actually i dont beleive constable odo HAS a mother"
Allod
posted 07-12-99 08:43 AM ET
The rules of acquisition ARE Ferengi. The whole thing is a joke from one of the DS9-episodes.