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GaryD posted 07-09-99 08:21 AM ET
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole, the following conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' and she said, 'Wear your sweater.'"
Saras posted 07-09-99 08:31 AM ET
ROTFLMAO!!! In the light of my upcoming marriage on August 28, it seems like a useful bit of advice...
OhWell posted 07-09-99 08:46 AM ET
Two guys are playing golf and they come up on two women who are playing rather slowly.
The first guy says �I�ll walk down and ask if we can play through.�. He starts to walk toward the two women but turns sharply and comes back.
The second guy says �What�s wrong? Why didn�t you go ask them?�
The first guy replies �I can�t go down there, one of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress!�
The second guy says �Well, I�ll go ask then� and starts toward the two women. He to turns around and comes back. The he looks at the first guy and says �Small world!�
GaryD posted 07-09-99 02:33 PM ET
More Jokes From The Game Forum - watch out for the ancient ones !
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GaryD	posted 07-09-99 08:21 AM ET Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole, the following conversation took place: First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' and she said, 'Wear your sweater.'"
Saras	posted 07-09-99 08:31 AM ET ROTFLMAO!!! In the light of my upcoming marriage on August 28, it seems like a useful bit of advice...
OhWell	posted 07-09-99 08:46 AM ET Two guys are playing golf and they come up on two women who are playing rather slowly. The first guy says �I�ll walk down and ask if we can play through.�. He starts to walk toward the two women but turns sharply and comes back. The second guy says �What�s wrong? Why didn�t you go ask them?� The first guy replies �I can�t go down there, one of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress!� The second guy says �Well, I�ll go ask then� and starts toward the two women. He to turns around and comes back. The he looks at the first guy and says �Small world!�
GaryD	posted 07-09-99 02:33 PM ET More Jokes From The Game Forum - watch out for the ancient ones !