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Philip McCauley posted 07-07-99 03:17 AM ET
To rip off SnowFire's idea, what's your favorite movie one liner?
My favorite would probably be from the movie The Usual Suspects. "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...huh. Oswald was a fag." (I have this as my windows startup sound.)
Very close runner up is "How you gonna get down that hill?" from the western, "Hombre".
And second place runner up, (hey, they do it at Miss America), is from Cool Hand Luke. "I can eat 50 eggs in an hour."
Saras posted 07-07-99 06:42 AM ET
"Let's nuke the bastards" - President of USA, Independence Day
"Some people burn 'em, some people bury 'em - I ate 'em" - fat Jewish father of Woody Allen in Deconstructing Harry
"What's in Mexico?"
"Mexicans"
John Clooney and that other guy, From Dusk till Dawn
M_ashwell posted 07-07-99 07:04 AM ET
ASSIMILATE THIS!!!
warf ST:FC
OhWell posted 07-07-99 08:48 AM ET
"I'll be back."
MikeH II posted 07-07-99 11:44 AM ET
"There's such a thin line between clever and.... er."
"Stupid?"
"Yeah"
Spinal Tap, actually i could go through every line in that film.
The cameo by Billy Crystal is good as well.
"Let's go, let's go Mime is money"
Lock Stock
"That's easy for you to say with Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket."
Picker posted 07-07-99 12:57 PM ET
The lord says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure, you're ****ed. - Brave Heart
I see your shwortz is as big as mine. - Space Balls
Definately feeling some aggressive tendencies, captain. - ST-Insurrection
M_ashwell posted 07-07-99 01:40 PM ET
if its lock stock quotes then it has to be
(i appologise to the moderator for this !!)
is this some white C***'s joke that black C***'s dont get? cause I am not F***ing laughing NICOL-ARSE
Spoe posted 07-07-99 02:02 PM ET
"Yee haw!" -- Slim Pickens as Mjr. "King" Kong, as he rides an H-bomb out of a B-52.(Dr. Strangelove)
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." -- Sterling Hayden as Gen. Jack D. Ripper(Dr. Strangelove)
"But there must be a war. I've paid a month's rent on the battlefield." -- Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly (Duck Soup)
walruskkkch posted 07-07-99 04:50 PM ET
Best paraphrase I can muster
"The Italians had wars, purges, murders and violence. But they gave us the Renaissance.
The Swiss had 500 years of peace and what
have they given us? The coocoo Clock! Good
day old man."
- Harry Lyme in The Third Man
Krushala posted 07-07-99 06:26 PM ET
From the naked gun.
"Nice beaver" (as leslie nielson is looking up priscilla's dress)
"Thanks I just had it stuffed" (priscella presly as she takes a stuffed beaver down from an storage.
Ok. it's actually 2 lines but I still crack up each time.
"Hasta la vista" is a runner up
MiKaeLe posted 07-07-99 08:21 PM ET
From The Devils Advocate:
Kianu: The Antychrist?
Al Pacino: Whatever...
MiKaeLe
-not actualy here..SPAM
ZRand007 posted 07-07-99 10:23 PM ET
Best movie lines:
From Goldfinger:
Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
From Star Trek: Insurrection
Troi: "And have you noticed that your boobs are firmer these days? Not that we care in this day in age."
From Patton:
Patton: "Rommel, you bastard, I read your book!"
From 2001: A Space Odyessy:
Hal 9000: "Good evening, Dave. Just a moment, just a moment..."
Finally, my favorite Bond line:
In On Her Majesty's Secret Service, George Lazenby's only stint as Bond, the opening action sequence on the beach has a girl reject Bond, run away from him, and steal his Aston Martin. The camera then pans to Bond as he says:
"This never happened to the other guy..."
-007
Exile posted 07-07-99 11:03 PM ET
(From, "A Perfect Murder")
That's not happiness to see me, is it?
("2001")
HAL 9000: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that...
("Pirates of Silicon Valley" *allright, it was a TV movie, but it was a movie wasn't it?*)
Good artists create, Great artists steal
(2 lines in Star Wars that can be enhanced by replacing them with the word "Pants")
1. "You are unwise to lower your pants"
2. "How'd you like it back in your pants, Princess?"
FauxCujo posted 07-08-99 01:47 AM ET
Cole: This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy.
Doctor: We don't use that term "crazy," Mr. Cole.
Cole: You've got some real nuts here.
Goines: There's the television. It's all right there. It's all right there. Look. Listen. Kneel. Pray. Commercials.
Both from "12 Monkeys."
Stewart: William! Move your head!
Look at the size of that boy's head!
Tony: Shhhh!
Stewart: I'm not kidding, that's like an orange on a toothpick!
From "So I Married an Axe Murderer."
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
From "The Princess Bride." Can anybody name the word that he kept using?
Saras posted 07-08-99 02:53 AM ET
"Don't be stupid, be a smarty,
Come and join the Nazi party!"
- The Producers, by Mel Brooks
Tolls posted 07-08-99 05:40 AM ET
FauxCujo:
It's inconceivable that anyone could come up with that word...
"...never get involved in a land war in Asia."
(Princess Bride again)
Bishop posted 07-08-99 06:28 AM ET
"No tears, it�s such a waste of good suffering"
Pinhead in Hellraiser
what a beatiful way to die...like a falling star
Sgt Pinback in Dark Star
"Wake up time to die"
Bladerunner (Rutger Hauer)
[/i]Hicks: "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
Vasquez: No, have you ?[/i]
Aliens
Well that�s all folks ! (at least for now)
Bishop
Bishop posted 07-08-99 06:29 AM ET
Goddamnit
DerekM posted 07-08-99 08:44 AM ET
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it."
Jack Nicholson, Batman
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like victory."
Apocalypse Now
"I'm having an old friend for dinner."
Anthony Hopkins, Silence of the Lambs
"Don't cross the streams."
"Why not?"
"It would be bad."
Ghostbusters
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Carrie Fisher, Star Wars
"Megamaid has gone from suck to blow!"
Spaceballs
"You were going to kill him!"
"Of course, I'm a Terminator. That's what I do."
Terminator 2
"It's not a tumor!"
Arnold, Kindergarden Cop
"Have you killed people?"
"Yeah, but they were all bad."
Jamie Lee Curtis and Arnold, True Lies
"We made her female so that she would be more docile and controllable."
"You scientists don't get out much, do you?"
Species
"Just tell them I hit you."
Will Smith, Independence Day
"Did anything about that seem strange to you?"
Tommy Lee Jones, Men In Black
"I wonder if they're going to make this a regular part of the exhibit."
Jeff Goldblume, Jurassic Park
"Game over, man!"
Aliens
"It's OK if you're d**k gets hard. It's supposed to."
Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop
"I thought we were supposed to be teaching them to think for themselves."
Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society
"Where'd he learn to negotiate like that?"
The Fifth Element
"You have my permission, but if you do you're a fool. She's been plucked since last I saw her."
Shakespeare in Love
4Horses posted 07-08-99 09:24 AM ET
Beavis: "I poop too much."
Unk: "Maybe you're lactose intolerant."
Beavis: "No, No. I poop too much!"
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 07-08-99 09:27 AM ET
From Patton:
"Sir. General MacAulliffe turned down a German demand for surrender. Wanna know what he said?"
"What?"
"He said 'Nuts'"
"Hahaha! Keep em moving, Colonel. A man of that eloquent must be saved!"
---
"Your nerves? Well, you're just nothing but a damn coward"
---
"Where ya goin' general?"
"Berlin! I'm gonna personally shoot that paper hanging sunuva bitch!"
---
"I want you to remember, that no bastard ever won a war by dyin for his country. He won it, by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country"

That's enough for today
YYYH

4Horses posted 07-08-99 09:50 AM ET
"You stay away from the Vicki Valencourt....she's the Devil!"
-Mama, The Waterboy
(sitting down for supper)
Coach: "What part of the snake is this?"
Mama: "Well....snakes don't exactly have parts, but if I had to call it anything.....I'd say it was his knee."
-The Waterboy
"Oh no! We suck again!"
-Spectator, The Waterboy
Saras posted 07-08-99 09:58 AM ET
Please be politically correct and call the waterboy "water supply engineer".
JB posted 07-08-99 09:26 PM ET
Beautiful Thing-
Some kids throw Jamie's backpack over the fence, so he climbs over to get it. The new PE teacher sees him and asks:
Teacher: Who's that?
Teen: That's Hugh. Hugh Janus.
Teacher: Hugh Janus, get back here!
Jamie runs. Teacher: Janus! Get over here!
Teacher: Hugh! Hugh Janus!
Jamie is already around the corner. It's now that the teacher starts to realise something isn't right =)
Krushala posted 07-08-99 09:48 PM ET
"I desperately want to make love to a school boy" Jim Carrey in dumb and dumber
Plasmoid posted 07-09-99 12:33 AM ET
"Oh ****"
--Data Star Trek 7. Just as the Enterprise is about to crash into the planet
4Horses posted 07-09-99 11:39 AM ET
"Find a happy place."
- Jim Carry, Dumb and Dumber
"Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got sh*t to do."
-can't remember
OhWell posted 07-09-99 11:48 AM ET
�Shoot first and then shoot some more later�
-WWW
sandworm posted 07-09-99 01:27 PM ET
the whole Billy Crystal "He's dead, no, he's mostly dead" scene from the Princess Bride
Andre the Giant in the princess bride - "I'm not used to fighting just one person..."
"Soylent Green is people!" C. Heston in Soylent Green
Dirty Harry and his "Do you feel lucky?"
"What can I do to you ... for you?" Fletch
Trappist posted 07-09-99 01:40 PM ET
Just about every line from "Apocalypse Now", but especially Marlon's "Horror and moral terror are your friends" and every word that passes Robert Duvall's lips.
"...that smell...that gasoline smell....smells like.....victory."
OhWell posted 07-09-99 01:45 PM ET
�Bring out �ch dead... Bring out �ch dead...�
�I�m not dead yet!�

walruskkkch posted 07-09-99 03:08 PM ET
"What are you going to do about it?"
"I'm gonna hit you with so many rights,
you'll be begging for a left."
- Chuck Norris(Could be ANY film)
"How do you know he's a King?"
" 'Cause he hasn't got sh*t all over him."
- MP and the Holy Grail
"I am shocked, shocked to find out there is
gambling going on here!"
- Inspector Renault (Casablanca)
"Please do NOT fire your weapons at the Thermonuclear device."
- John Travolta (Broken Arrow)
"What exactly is the headpiece to the staff of RA anyway?"
- Raiders of the lost Ark
Krushala posted 07-09-99 07:07 PM ET
Use the Schwartz - several people in spaceballs
Krushala posted 07-09-99 09:31 PM ET
"hey steve, can I keep ****ing your wife in the meantime or what?"
the other guy from A Perfect Murder (I'm too lazy to look it up on IMDb)
walruskkkch posted 07-10-99 03:41 PM ET
"Think of it. A world free of poverty, and pestilence, and war. A world where all men are created equal. Where a man, no matter how short, can score with a top broad. Where each man, regardless of race, creed, color, gets free dental work, and a chance of subscription buying of all the good things in life."
- Woody Allen in Casino Royal
Rex Little posted 07-19-99 11:17 AM ET
"Please come quickly. I've just killed an intruder." - Julia Roberts, speaking to police on the phone, just before she shoots her abusive husband in "Sleeping with the Enemy."
ViVicdi posted 07-19-99 12:19 PM ET
"Steel is not strong ... flesh is stronger! What is a sword without the hand that wields it?"
The Riddle of Steel, from "Conan the Barbarian" (Oliver Stone's only good movie).
"How can I be making it worse for myself? Jehovah! Jehovah!"
Old man being stoned to death for saying "Jehovah" in Monty Python's "Life of Brian".
"Are you familiar with the scientific precept known as Occam's Razor?"
Recurring line and a contributing part of the theme of Carl Sagan's "Contact".
"Changes in NSF policy gave rise to certain funding difficulties."
H. R. Hadden, again from Contact. I just love that line.
ViVicdi posted 07-19-99 12:20 PM ET
That's S. R. Hadden.
icosahedron posted 07-19-99 03:50 PM ET
"I'll buy that for a dollar!"
Gameshow host from the movie 'Brazil'
JohnIII posted 07-19-99 04:00 PM ET
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off." -Michael Caine, The Italian Job
John III
Mcerion posted 07-19-99 04:18 PM ET
Terrance to Phillip, while sitting in twin electric chairs: "This is almost as bad as the time you stuck your d*ck in my mouth while I was sleeping and took a picture."
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
HolyWarrior posted 07-20-99 01:49 AM ET
[font size='6]"I LIKE IT!"[/font]
Bad guy in Robocop, after testing a prototype military gun.
Dreadnought posted 07-20-99 02:05 AM ET
"You see Lonestar, evil always wins, becuase good is dumb."
Rick Moranis, Spaceballs
CoolBot posted 07-20-99 03:10 AM ET
"Ever here of Aristotle? Socrates?"
"Yes."
"Morons!"
"You guessed wrong."
"You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses while your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell for one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha -" falls over dead
Princess Bride
Tolls posted 07-20-99 05:14 AM ET
"And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time, and lost in space
And meaning."
- Rocky Horror Picture Show
Beta1 posted 07-20-99 12:38 PM ET
"So lets hope there's intelligent life up there in space,
'cos theres bugger all of it down here on earth"
(Knock on door)
Death:"I am the grim reaper",
Woman:"Darling, there's a mister reaper here to see you"
-The Meaning of Life
"So are you a useless preacher who's lost his faith, or a mean M*******-F******ing servant of God?"
"I'm a mean mmmmmfffff servant of god!"
- Dusk till Dawn
"I think he's attempting re-entry"
-Q, in the closing scene of Moonraker
Bossman posted 07-20-99 12:39 PM ET
"Right... Lets sort the buyers from the spyers. The needy from the greedy and the ones who trust me from the ones who dont..."
"Your not happy with shopping; your happy with shop lifting!"
-Lock, Stop and Two smoking Barrels
walruskkkch posted 07-20-99 03:20 PM ET
Bad guy:"Don't play dumb with me!"
Spade:"How do you feel about people who are legitimately stupid?"
Black Bird
Spoe posted 07-20-99 03:25 PM ET
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." -- Maj. T. J. "King" Kong, Dr. Strangelove
ViVicdi posted 07-22-99 01:02 PM ET
"Each of us is responsible for his own destiny."
Rayden, "Mortal Kombat"
Nif posted 07-28-99 03:52 AM ET
"I know smoking's bad for me... I've had friends that have died from it. But if I didn't smoke, I'd be drinking a bottle of whisky before 9 o'clock in the morning. Looked at that way, smoking is a health tool for me."
Lou Reed, Blue in the Face
OhWell posted 07-28-99 09:41 AM ET
�Anybody else want to negotiate?�
Natguy posted 07-28-99 11:59 PM ET
(Minstrils)"Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
No, brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
With his limbs all hacked and mangled brave Sir Robin.
His knees broken and his eyes chopped out and his liver removed and his bowels unflought and his pe-
(Sir Robin) Uh, that's enough singing for now.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Big Brother is Watching"
1984
"Get thee to a nunnery!"
and
"This above all-to thine own self be true"
Hamlet
and from a pardoy of Shakespeare
(Ophelia) "Cut the crap, Hamlet! My biological clock is ticking and I want babies now!"
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)
That's all I can think of for now.
ViVicdi posted 07-30-99 12:09 PM ET
Surrounded by weird sex experiments and other obvious signs of unbridled debauchery, a hermaphroditic alien explorer receives an unexpected visit from its new commander. Its reaction to this unscheduled audit?
"Wait! I can explain!"
-- Frank N. Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
SMACTrek posted 08-01-99 10:53 PM ET
Favorite quote?
The entire diner scene from Reservoir Dogs.
Particularly,
Mr White: "You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize."
M_ashwell posted 08-03-99 07:01 PM ET
the "what" sene in pulp fiction...
j=jules (samuel l jackson)
m=marvin ( im not sure on this)
j=decribe what marcellas wallace looks like
m=what?
j=what country are you from?
m=what?
j=What aint no country i ever heard of, do they speak english in what?
m=what?
j=ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
m=yes
j=then you know what i'm saying now decribe what marceles wallace looks like
m=what?
j=SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I [b][i]DOUBLE[i][b] DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD-DAMN TIME...
well you know the rest
Commander M E Ashwell
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Author	Topic: Best Movie Line
Philip McCauley	posted 07-07-99 03:17 AM ET To rip off SnowFire's idea, what's your favorite movie one liner? My favorite would probably be from the movie The Usual Suspects. "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...huh. Oswald was a fag." (I have this as my windows startup sound.) Very close runner up is "How you gonna get down that hill?" from the western, "Hombre". And second place runner up, (hey, they do it at Miss America), is from Cool Hand Luke. "I can eat 50 eggs in an hour."
Saras	posted 07-07-99 06:42 AM ET "Let's nuke the bastards" - President of USA, Independence Day "Some people burn 'em, some people bury 'em - I ate 'em" - fat Jewish father of Woody Allen in Deconstructing Harry "What's in Mexico?" "Mexicans" John Clooney and that other guy, From Dusk till Dawn
M_ashwell	posted 07-07-99 07:04 AM ET ASSIMILATE THIS!!! warf ST:FC
OhWell	posted 07-07-99 08:48 AM ET "I'll be back."
MikeH II	posted 07-07-99 11:44 AM ET "There's such a thin line between clever and.... er." "Stupid?" "Yeah" Spinal Tap, actually i could go through every line in that film. The cameo by Billy Crystal is good as well. "Let's go, let's go Mime is money" Lock Stock "That's easy for you to say with Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket."
Picker	posted 07-07-99 12:57 PM ET The lord says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure, you're ****ed. - Brave Heart I see your shwortz is as big as mine. - Space Balls Definately feeling some aggressive tendencies, captain. - ST-Insurrection
M_ashwell	posted 07-07-99 01:40 PM ET if its lock stock quotes then it has to be (i appologise to the moderator for this !!) is this some white C*'s joke that black C's dont get? cause I am not F**ing laughing NICOL-ARSE
Spoe	posted 07-07-99 02:02 PM ET "Yee haw!" -- Slim Pickens as Mjr. "King" Kong, as he rides an H-bomb out of a B-52.(Dr. Strangelove) "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." -- Sterling Hayden as Gen. Jack D. Ripper(Dr. Strangelove) "But there must be a war. I've paid a month's rent on the battlefield." -- Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly (Duck Soup)
walruskkkch	posted 07-07-99 04:50 PM ET Best paraphrase I can muster "The Italians had wars, purges, murders and violence. But they gave us the Renaissance. The Swiss had 500 years of peace and what have they given us? The coocoo Clock! Good day old man." - Harry Lyme in The Third Man
Krushala	posted 07-07-99 06:26 PM ET From the naked gun. "Nice beaver" (as leslie nielson is looking up priscilla's dress) "Thanks I just had it stuffed" (priscella presly as she takes a stuffed beaver down from an storage. Ok. it's actually 2 lines but I still crack up each time. "Hasta la vista" is a runner up
MiKaeLe	posted 07-07-99 08:21 PM ET From The Devils Advocate: Kianu: The Antychrist? Al Pacino: Whatever... MiKaeLe -not actualy here..SPAM
ZRand007	posted 07-07-99 10:23 PM ET Best movie lines: From Goldfinger: Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die." From Star Trek: Insurrection Troi: "And have you noticed that your boobs are firmer these days? Not that we care in this day in age." From Patton: Patton: "Rommel, you bastard, I read your book!" From 2001: A Space Odyessy: Hal 9000: "Good evening, Dave. Just a moment, just a moment..." Finally, my favorite Bond line: In On Her Majesty's Secret Service, George Lazenby's only stint as Bond, the opening action sequence on the beach has a girl reject Bond, run away from him, and steal his Aston Martin. The camera then pans to Bond as he says: "This never happened to the other guy..." -007
Exile	posted 07-07-99 11:03 PM ET (From, "A Perfect Murder") That's not happiness to see me, is it? ("2001") HAL 9000: I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that... ("Pirates of Silicon Valley" allright, it was a TV movie, but it was a movie wasn't it?) Good artists create, Great artists steal (2 lines in Star Wars that can be enhanced by replacing them with the word "Pants") 1. "You are unwise to lower your pants" 2. "How'd you like it back in your pants, Princess?"
FauxCujo	posted 07-08-99 01:47 AM ET Cole: This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy. Doctor: We don't use that term "crazy," Mr. Cole. Cole: You've got some real nuts here. Goines: There's the television. It's all right there. It's all right there. Look. Listen. Kneel. Pray. Commercials. Both from "12 Monkeys." Stewart: William! Move your head! Look at the size of that boy's head! Tony: Shhhh! Stewart: I'm not kidding, that's like an orange on a toothpick! From "So I Married an Axe Murderer." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. From "The Princess Bride." Can anybody name the word that he kept using?
Saras	posted 07-08-99 02:53 AM ET "Don't be stupid, be a smarty, Come and join the Nazi party!" - The Producers, by Mel Brooks
Tolls	posted 07-08-99 05:40 AM ET FauxCujo: It's inconceivable that anyone could come up with that word... "...never get involved in a land war in Asia." (Princess Bride again)
Bishop	posted 07-08-99 06:28 AM ET "No tears, it�s such a waste of good suffering" Pinhead in Hellraiser what a beatiful way to die...like a falling star Sgt Pinback in Dark Star "Wake up time to die" Bladerunner (Rutger Hauer) [/i]Hicks: "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man ? Vasquez: No, have you ?[/i] Aliens Well that�s all folks ! (at least for now) Bishop
Bishop	posted 07-08-99 06:29 AM ET Goddamnit
DerekM	posted 07-08-99 08:44 AM ET "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it." Jack Nicholson, Batman "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It smells like victory." Apocalypse Now "I'm having an old friend for dinner." Anthony Hopkins, Silence of the Lambs "Don't cross the streams." "Why not?" "It would be bad." Ghostbusters "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" Carrie Fisher, Star Wars "Megamaid has gone from suck to blow!" Spaceballs "You were going to kill him!" "Of course, I'm a Terminator. That's what I do." Terminator 2 "It's not a tumor!" Arnold, Kindergarden Cop "Have you killed people?" "Yeah, but they were all bad." Jamie Lee Curtis and Arnold, True Lies "We made her female so that she would be more docile and controllable." "You scientists don't get out much, do you?" Species "Just tell them I hit you." Will Smith, Independence Day "Did anything about that seem strange to you?" Tommy Lee Jones, Men In Black "I wonder if they're going to make this a regular part of the exhibit." Jeff Goldblume, Jurassic Park "Game over, man!" Aliens "It's OK if you're d**k gets hard. It's supposed to." Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop "I thought we were supposed to be teaching them to think for themselves." Robin Williams, Dead Poets Society "Where'd he learn to negotiate like that?" The Fifth Element "You have my permission, but if you do you're a fool. She's been plucked since last I saw her." Shakespeare in Love
4Horses	posted 07-08-99 09:24 AM ET Beavis: "I poop too much." Unk: "Maybe you're lactose intolerant." Beavis: "No, No. I poop too much!"
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 07-08-99 09:27 AM ET From Patton: "Sir. General MacAulliffe turned down a German demand for surrender. Wanna know what he said?" "What?" "He said 'Nuts'" "Hahaha! Keep em moving, Colonel. A man of that eloquent must be saved!" --- "Your nerves? Well, you're just nothing but a damn coward" --- "Where ya goin' general?" "Berlin! I'm gonna personally shoot that paper hanging sunuva bitch!" --- "I want you to remember, that no bastard ever won a war by dyin for his country. He won it, by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country" That's enough for today YYYH
4Horses	posted 07-08-99 09:50 AM ET "You stay away from the Vicki Valencourt....she's the Devil!" -Mama, The Waterboy (sitting down for supper) Coach: "What part of the snake is this?" Mama: "Well....snakes don't exactly have parts, but if I had to call it anything.....I'd say it was his knee." -The Waterboy "Oh no! We suck again!" -Spectator, The Waterboy
Saras	posted 07-08-99 09:58 AM ET Please be politically correct and call the waterboy "water supply engineer".
JB	posted 07-08-99 09:26 PM ET Beautiful Thing- Some kids throw Jamie's backpack over the fence, so he climbs over to get it. The new PE teacher sees him and asks: Teacher: Who's that? Teen: That's Hugh. Hugh Janus. Teacher: Hugh Janus, get back here! Jamie runs. Teacher: Janus! Get over here! Teacher: Hugh! Hugh Janus! Jamie is already around the corner. It's now that the teacher starts to realise something isn't right =)
Krushala	posted 07-08-99 09:48 PM ET "I desperately want to make love to a school boy" Jim Carrey in dumb and dumber
Plasmoid	posted 07-09-99 12:33 AM ET "Oh ****" --Data Star Trek 7. Just as the Enterprise is about to crash into the planet
4Horses	posted 07-09-99 11:39 AM ET "Find a happy place." - Jim Carry, Dumb and Dumber "Cause it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got sh*t to do." -can't remember
OhWell	posted 07-09-99 11:48 AM ET �Shoot first and then shoot some more later� -WWW
sandworm	posted 07-09-99 01:27 PM ET the whole Billy Crystal "He's dead, no, he's mostly dead" scene from the Princess Bride Andre the Giant in the princess bride - "I'm not used to fighting just one person..." "Soylent Green is people!" C. Heston in Soylent Green Dirty Harry and his "Do you feel lucky?" "What can I do to you ... for you?" Fletch
Trappist	posted 07-09-99 01:40 PM ET Just about every line from "Apocalypse Now", but especially Marlon's "Horror and moral terror are your friends" and every word that passes Robert Duvall's lips. "...that smell...that gasoline smell....smells like.....victory."
OhWell	posted 07-09-99 01:45 PM ET �Bring out �ch dead... Bring out �ch dead...� �I�m not dead yet!�
walruskkkch	posted 07-09-99 03:08 PM ET "What are you going to do about it?" "I'm gonna hit you with so many rights, you'll be begging for a left." - Chuck Norris(Could be ANY film) "How do you know he's a King?" " 'Cause he hasn't got sh*t all over him." - MP and the Holy Grail "I am shocked, shocked to find out there is gambling going on here!" - Inspector Renault (Casablanca) "Please do NOT fire your weapons at the Thermonuclear device." - John Travolta (Broken Arrow) "What exactly is the headpiece to the staff of RA anyway?" - Raiders of the lost Ark
Krushala	posted 07-09-99 07:07 PM ET Use the Schwartz - several people in spaceballs
Krushala	posted 07-09-99 09:31 PM ET "hey steve, can I keep ****ing your wife in the meantime or what?" the other guy from A Perfect Murder (I'm too lazy to look it up on IMDb)
walruskkkch	posted 07-10-99 03:41 PM ET "Think of it. A world free of poverty, and pestilence, and war. A world where all men are created equal. Where a man, no matter how short, can score with a top broad. Where each man, regardless of race, creed, color, gets free dental work, and a chance of subscription buying of all the good things in life." - Woody Allen in Casino Royal
Rex Little	posted 07-19-99 11:17 AM ET "Please come quickly. I've just killed an intruder." - Julia Roberts, speaking to police on the phone, just before she shoots her abusive husband in "Sleeping with the Enemy."
ViVicdi	posted 07-19-99 12:19 PM ET "Steel is not strong ... flesh is stronger! What is a sword without the hand that wields it?" The Riddle of Steel, from "Conan the Barbarian" (Oliver Stone's only good movie). "How can I be making it worse for myself? Jehovah! Jehovah!" Old man being stoned to death for saying "Jehovah" in Monty Python's "Life of Brian". "Are you familiar with the scientific precept known as Occam's Razor?" Recurring line and a contributing part of the theme of Carl Sagan's "Contact". "Changes in NSF policy gave rise to certain funding difficulties." H. R. Hadden, again from Contact. I just love that line.
ViVicdi	posted 07-19-99 12:20 PM ET That's S. R. Hadden.
icosahedron	posted 07-19-99 03:50 PM ET "I'll buy that for a dollar!" Gameshow host from the movie 'Brazil'
JohnIII	posted 07-19-99 04:00 PM ET "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off." -Michael Caine, The Italian Job John III
Mcerion	posted 07-19-99 04:18 PM ET Terrance to Phillip, while sitting in twin electric chairs: "This is almost as bad as the time you stuck your d*ck in my mouth while I was sleeping and took a picture." South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
HolyWarrior	posted 07-20-99 01:49 AM ET [font size='6]"I LIKE IT!"[/font] Bad guy in Robocop, after testing a prototype military gun.
Dreadnought	posted 07-20-99 02:05 AM ET "You see Lonestar, evil always wins, becuase good is dumb." Rick Moranis, Spaceballs
CoolBot	posted 07-20-99 03:10 AM ET "Ever here of Aristotle? Socrates?" "Yes." "Morons!" "You guessed wrong." "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses while your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell for one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha -" falls over dead Princess Bride
Tolls	posted 07-20-99 05:14 AM ET "And crawling on the planet's face Some insects called the human race Lost in time, and lost in space And meaning." - Rocky Horror Picture Show
Beta1	posted 07-20-99 12:38 PM ET "So lets hope there's intelligent life up there in space, 'cos theres bugger all of it down here on earth" (Knock on door) Death:"I am the grim reaper", Woman:"Darling, there's a mister reaper here to see you" -The Meaning of Life "So are you a useless preacher who's lost his faith, or a mean M*****-F****ing servant of God?" "I'm a mean mmmmmfffff servant of god!" - Dusk till Dawn "I think he's attempting re-entry" -Q, in the closing scene of Moonraker
Bossman	posted 07-20-99 12:39 PM ET "Right... Lets sort the buyers from the spyers. The needy from the greedy and the ones who trust me from the ones who dont..." "Your not happy with shopping; your happy with shop lifting!" -Lock, Stop and Two smoking Barrels
walruskkkch	posted 07-20-99 03:20 PM ET Bad guy:"Don't play dumb with me!" Spade:"How do you feel about people who are legitimately stupid?" Black Bird
Spoe	posted 07-20-99 03:25 PM ET "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." -- Maj. T. J. "King" Kong, Dr. Strangelove
ViVicdi	posted 07-22-99 01:02 PM ET "Each of us is responsible for his own destiny." Rayden, "Mortal Kombat"
Nif	posted 07-28-99 03:52 AM ET "I know smoking's bad for me... I've had friends that have died from it. But if I didn't smoke, I'd be drinking a bottle of whisky before 9 o'clock in the morning. Looked at that way, smoking is a health tool for me." Lou Reed, Blue in the Face
OhWell	posted 07-28-99 09:41 AM ET �Anybody else want to negotiate?�
Natguy	posted 07-28-99 11:59 PM ET (Minstrils)"Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, No, brave Sir Robin! He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. With his limbs all hacked and mangled brave Sir Robin. His knees broken and his eyes chopped out and his liver removed and his bowels unflought and his pe- (Sir Robin) Uh, that's enough singing for now. Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Big Brother is Watching" 1984 "Get thee to a nunnery!" and "This above all-to thine own self be true" Hamlet and from a pardoy of Shakespeare (Ophelia) "Cut the crap, Hamlet! My biological clock is ticking and I want babies now!" The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) That's all I can think of for now.
ViVicdi	posted 07-30-99 12:09 PM ET Surrounded by weird sex experiments and other obvious signs of unbridled debauchery, a hermaphroditic alien explorer receives an unexpected visit from its new commander. Its reaction to this unscheduled audit? "Wait! I can explain!" -- Frank N. Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
SMACTrek	posted 08-01-99 10:53 PM ET Favorite quote? The entire diner scene from Reservoir Dogs. Particularly, Mr White: "You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize."
M_ashwell	posted 08-03-99 07:01 PM ET the "what" sene in pulp fiction... j=jules (samuel l jackson) m=marvin ( im not sure on this) j=decribe what marcellas wallace looks like m=what? j=what country are you from? m=what? j=What aint no country i ever heard of, do they speak english in what? m=what? j=ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT? m=yes j=then you know what i'm saying now decribe what marceles wallace looks like m=what? j=SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I [b][i]DOUBLE[i][b] DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD-DAMN TIME... well you know the rest Commander M E Ashwell