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Natguy posted 06-27-99 11:50 PM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Natguy   Click Here to Email Natguy  
I would lower the salary of professional sportsplayers to below that of what teachers now make, as well as raising the salary of teachers.

I would dedicate a whole lot of money to space colonization, and harvest the resources of space.

A lot of money would also go to science, particularly genetic engineering.

My first priority would be to mobilize earth's resources so that as many people as possible would be supplied with food, and try to slow pollution (not that I give a fig for the environment, but for the sake of efficiency)

And to fulfill my ego, I would rule wioth an iron fist and quite literally crucify anyone that challenged me.

JayPegg posted 06-28-99 12:56 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JayPegg  Click Here to Email JayPegg     
Since my ego is so huge, I'd have to rename all of Europe as KelsoLand and use all the stone in the world to build a huge castle! I would then kill all sport and movie stars and give their money to Asia & Africa. I then would force Bill Gates to use Netscape and have Steve Jobs beat the **** out of him.
jig posted 06-28-99 03:36 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for jig  Click Here to Email jig     
I would do absolutely nothing and take a permanent vacation.
Saras posted 06-28-99 07:11 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Saras  Click Here to Email Saras     
I would proclaim myself God and retire.
DCA posted 06-28-99 08:36 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DCA  Click Here to Email DCA     
I would give all my power to nobody.
GaryD posted 06-28-99 08:37 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for GaryD    
PANIC !!!!
Picker posted 06-28-99 09:21 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Picker  Click Here to Email Picker     
I would execute all the owners of big companies.
Saras posted 06-28-99 09:38 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Saras  Click Here to Email Saras     
...and thus kill ~98% of adult US population... LOL!
Q Cubed posted 06-28-99 10:04 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Q Cubed  Click Here to Email Q Cubed     
If I ever become an Evil Overlord,

1. My legions of terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When the rebel leader challenges me to fight one-on-one and asks, "Or are you afraid without your armies to back you up?" My reply will be, "No, just sensible."

8.When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him.

9. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

10. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push".

11. I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.

12. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

13. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

14. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.

15. I will make it clear that I _do_ know the meaning of the word "mercy"; I simply choose not show them any.

16. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

17. All slain enemies will be cremated, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

18. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes.

19. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

20. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to active when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

21. I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he's caused.

22. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

23. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

24. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

25. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

26. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

27. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my legions of terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

28. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

29. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

30. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line ``No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!'' (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

31. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

32. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

33. I will never build only one of anything important. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

34. If my supreme command center comes under attack, I will immediately flee to safety in my prepared escape pod and direct the defenses from there. I will not wait until the troops break into my inner sanctum to attempt this.

35. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

36. Even though I don't really care because I plan on living forever, I will hire engineers who are able to build me a fortress sturdy enough that, if I am slain, it won't tumble to the ground for no good structural reason.

37. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

38. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be pre-emptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

39. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

40. Any and all magic and/or technology that can miraculously resurrect a secondary character who has given up his/her life through self sacrifice will be outlawed and destroyed.

41. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

42. I will see to it that plucky young lads/lasses in strange clothes and with the accent of an outlander shall REGULARLY climb some monument in the main square of my capital and denounce me, claim to know the secret of my power, rally the masses to rebellion, etc. That way, the citizens will be jaded in case the real thing ever comes along.

43. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

44. I will not employ devious schemes that involve the hero's party getting into my inner sanctum before the trap is sprung.

46. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

47. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

48. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

49. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

50. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

51. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

52. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

53. I will offer oracles the choice of working exclusively for me or being executed.

54. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

55. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

56. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

57. I will not rely entirely upon ``totally reliable'' spells that can be neutralized by relatively inconspicuous talismen.

58. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say ``And here is the price for failure,'' then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

59. If an advisor says to me ``My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?'', I will reply ``This.'' and kill the advisor.

60. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

61. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

62. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

63. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

64. I will make the main entrance to my fortress standard-sized. While elaborate 60-foot high double-doors definitely impress the masses, they are hard to close quickly in an emergency.

65. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

66. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

67. If the beautiful princess that I captures says ``I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!'', I will say ``Oh well'' and kill her.

68. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

69. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

70. My legions of terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

71. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

72. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

73. I'll never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

74. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used.

75. If my advisors ask ``Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?'', I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

76. I will never accept a challenge from the hero.

77. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

78. I will not engage an enemy single-handedly until all my soldiers are dead.

79. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

80. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

81. If I must have computer systems with publicly available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as (I can't tell you that...If I did, I'd have to kill you).

82. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

83. If I capture the hero's starship, I will keep it in the landing bay with the ramp down, only a few token guards on duty and a ton of explosives set to go off as soon as it clears the blast-range.

84. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

85. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

86. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

Vote Q for a kinder, gentler dictator.

DCA posted 06-28-99 10:16 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DCA  Click Here to Email DCA     
Natguy posted 06-28-99 11:00 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Natguy  Click Here to Email Natguy     
He he he...Love the list, Q Cubed!

I have it, too...who wrote it originally?

M_ashwell posted 06-28-99 02:18 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for M_ashwell  Click Here to Email M_ashwell     
what makes u think in a castle?
a flat on the most god-forsacen hell hole wont be as obvious!!!
Spider posted 06-28-99 02:39 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spider    
Change #86 to SMAC, and then....

Spider
"Pseudo-Pholus" will always be better for human consumption than "New Pholus", which might have a future in the asassination business.

Eccles posted 06-28-99 02:41 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Eccles    
First I would kill a few countries, just to test my weapons, then I would attempt to conquer space, an attack any alien race. We come in Pea....ARGGGHH!!!!
Bwahh
Lets be the evil aliens for once!!!!
Spider posted 06-28-99 02:48 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spider    
Evil, maybe. For once?! Are you out of your mind?!

Spider
This flat to sublet

Mcerion posted 06-28-99 03:55 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mcerion  Click Here to Email Mcerion     
I would carpet the highways. All animals would have to be clothed and shaved. Everyone would have to wear shiny pants. All cars would have chandeliers for headlights. Employees would be management. The police department would have to use skateboards and slingshots. Everyone would have to talk backwards. All toupees would be dyed purple and made from dead chipmunks. More to come. . .
Galen posted 06-28-99 03:59 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Galen  Click Here to Email Galen     
Well, first off I would create an aristocratic government to rule when I can't and after I die. The smartest and brightest would rule. Obviously I couldn't use blood ties, that would be bad. The scientists, the people who are the brains behind our government, the teachers (yes, teachers would get paid ALOT) would rule, not the charismatic idoits like Bush.

I would institute wide Birth Control, and have it remain enforced, 1 child every 2 people, until our population reaches a level where we can all live at high standards. Obviously, the way to get birth control to work is make it so one kid is likely to do well, high level of socialism then. Of course, for everyone to live at high standards we need machines to do our work, so lots of money into robots and AI, and other labor eliminating devices.

I would clean up the enviroment, we better take care of where we live, our Mother. To do that and use machines I need LOTS of alternative energy, and eventually it will pay off. Though I'll have to cut military to do all this, I don't like the military anyway, plus I rule the entire world.

Space exploration to max. Alpha Centauri or Bust!

After that I would wire the world.

Then I would make the internet easily accesable and free to facilitate free speech.

Then tax all the churches, extra taxes for 'hate groups' or groups which deny membership or oppose a certian other group, except, of course, criminals and crazies. (Although the crazy person part may allow anti-fundie groups to exist)

Oh yes, then I would seperate the public education system to make my autocratic government work.

The smart people go to a school for the rulers and voters. Anyone with high levels of intelligence get to do that. The adveradge person goes to a school like the current ones. And the idoits go to schools to learn how to be carpenters and police.

Anything I left out?

Oh yes, give everyone copies of SMAC, Civ 3 and other games. I assume I won't take over the world for at least a year and a half, for me it's not 'by the dawning of the sun, they'll take over the world'

Galen

Come Pinky, we must prepare for tomarrow night.

walruskkkch posted 06-28-99 04:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
I would have the letter M stricken from the English Language.
Dreadnought posted 06-28-99 05:03 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Hmmmmm, good question. If I ruled the world, here are the changes I would make-

1)Earth's top priority would be the education a enlightenment of society. Children would be encouraged to pursure a career in science. Dum dum diddidly do do daaaa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

2) The space program would recieve a dramatic increase in funding. All efforts would be made to put a man on Mars within the next ten years, followed by an inhabited colony. Da DA~~~! Boom

3)The military would experiance a cu in funding, as defense would be a low priority. Chicka chicka bow wow~~~!~~~

4) Families would only be allowed to have 2 children apeice until populations have reached an acceptible level. Families in vilolaiton of this law will have the child immediatly aborted. Tssssss Tssss taaaa~!~!~!~!~!

5) Professional sports players would only be able to recieve a maximum salary of $40,000 a year. After all, they're getting paid to play sports! Giiiiib Gummmmm Garrrrr GA~~~!~~~!~~~!

I hope I didn't leave anything out.... Buzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaarrrr!!!!!!~

Eris posted 06-28-99 05:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Eris  Click Here to Email Eris     
All y'all with your population control measures are too absolute.

World child allotment = death rate, figured once per year. If WCA < number of children desired by the populace, people with no children get slots first, then people with 1, etc. If WCA > children desired, next year's allotment goes up.

Much more sensible.

And a question:

How do you intend on enforcing this child restriction? Mass water-supply contraceptives? Shooting the offending parents to make up for their population change? Enforced abortions? Fines? Jail terms? Community service in the form of childcare for other peoples' kids?

I'm not sure what my preference would be, frankly.

Salary caps:

The CEO of a company cannot make more than 30 times what the lowest-paid worker in his company -- including overseas workers in subsidiary companies -- makes.

Elected government officials shall receive the median salary for their area, or if national or international, for the nation/world. Appointed government officials shall receive a median salary for their area of specialty, or as elected officials. (Of /course/ I'd still allow elections. After all, wouldn't want people to think I was a dictator...)

Other things:

It would be illegal to use the phrase "I'm just not a computer person" to explain why you couldn't learn, after being taught at least seven times, how to print a document in Word. If you can't read basic words in the language you use on a daily basis, you're too stupid to live. Offenders would be subject to electroshock therapy.

People who got into an accident because they were reading a newspaper, using an onboard navigation system, talking on a cellular phone, putting on makeup, or otherwise self-importantly not paying attention to the road would be shot in the leg in addition to any other legal penalties.

Anyone who incessantly repeated a phrase popularized by a fictional character, even in the face of people asking that person to stop or visibly wincing/cringing, would be muzzled for a minimum of 1 week and placed on a liquid diet during that time.

Eris (Admit it; you'd love to see at least one of those as laws...)

Valtyr posted 06-28-99 06:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
I'm already a ruler of sorts, but if I ruled the world I'd do the thing we need the most: nuke George Lucas' home 50 times.

Valtyr
President, Citizen(s?) Against Sci-Fi

Shadwhawk posted 06-28-99 06:05 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Shadwhawk  Click Here to Email Shadwhawk     
Octopus, here's the complete list: http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

First off, I'd follow that list as best as I could. I wouldn't be Evil, though. Bad PR.
I'd impose strict birth control; but to limit the whole 'evil' thing, I wouldn't -force- abortions, drugs, sterilization, etc. I'd just make it economically unattractive to have more than 2 children per couple. I'd play it like Ender's Game. The first 2 kids have free education, no taxes, etc. The third would require the parents to pay for its education, and it'd be taxed (twins/triplets as your second birth wouldn't count, though). Fertility clinics would be banned (no unnatural litters, and if you're infertile, it's probably a good idea you -don't- breed). Adoption would be highly recommended (perhaps with tax breaks for adopted kids). Children given up for adoption -would- count towards your child limit.
Exceptional people would be allowed more children (this would include both intelligence -and- physical ability; I don't want the human race to be a bunch of smart, thin-boned, weak-muscled freaks who depend on machines to do everything).
Laws protecting you from yourself would be removed; drugs legalized, but subject to the same restrictions as alcohol and taxed. Morality laws would also be removed.
A bill of rights would be more precisely defined, with minimal vagueness.
My Legions of Terror...well, Legions of Defense, or something, would still have good funding, but their budgets would be smaller. Thanks to abundant resources, it wouldn't cost so much to make something.
The space program would be distrubted to private companies, since competition lends itself to great advances and cost cuts. A governmental space program would be concerned primarily with defense, exploration, knowledge research (super-string theory, for example), and long-term research (cold fusion, antimatter power generation). The private space sector would deal with travel, communications, construction, habitation, and goal research (fusion reactor taking 25% less space).
A whole heap of money would go to medicial sciences, particularly genetic engineering and nanorobotics.
I'd probably declare that fossil fuels to be banned for the most part in a couple decades, to give a few years time for hydrogen or fuel-cell powered vehicles to be designed.
I think my government would last quite a while...the only people who'd really complain would be the greedy religious types (due to child limitations, genetic manipulation, etc).
There's a bunch more I could think of, but I'm tired of typing for now.

Shadowhawk

Koshko posted 06-28-99 09:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Koshko  Click Here to Email Koshko     
I will start off doing good things like stop World hunger and stuff. Then the power will inverably get to my head resulting into increasingly bizarre and/or evil laws. This will continue until someone decent usurps my throne killing me in the process.

Then the entire process will repeat with the new leader.

Counsel Karok posted 06-29-99 01:33 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Counsel Karok    
U R all so lame i would kill u all. hahahahahahaha
Resource Consumer posted 06-30-99 09:07 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Resource Consumer  Click Here to Email Resource Consumer     
I would introduce the death penalty for releasing bugged computer games.

Oh, and I will use my prerogative to summarily execute those jerks who designed CtP.

OhWell posted 06-30-99 10:13 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
RC: You are way to harsh on the CtP team... I would just sentence them to life playing CtP on a 75mhz system. Bwahahahahahah...
Resource Consumer posted 06-30-99 10:16 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Resource Consumer  Click Here to Email Resource Consumer     
Me, harsh?

I think my sentence is an absolute mercy compared with yours!

Natguy posted 06-30-99 11:31 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Natguy  Click Here to Email Natguy     
I also think I'd reanme the world Ociania, reanme England Airstrip One, put a recording/transmitting device in every room that could not be turned off, have police watch and listen from them, maybe I'd call them Thought Police.

I'd also put up poster everywhere saying "Nathan is Watching" I'd change documents in order to fit what really happened or what I wanted to happen.

My Mottos will be: War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strangth.
and of course
He who controls the past controls the future; He who controls the present controls the past.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about my favorite book: "1984"

Natguy posted 06-30-99 11:32 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Natguy  Click Here to Email Natguy     
C'mon, wouldn't it be fun to be Big Brother?
Spider posted 06-30-99 05:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spider    
Yeah, but it would be a lot more impressive if I were "Big Brother". I mean, doesn't "Spider is watching" sound pretty impressive?

Spider
"If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure." --J. Danforth Quayle

Natguy posted 06-30-99 06:31 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Natguy  Click Here to Email Natguy     
Well obviously I'd change my name!
Koshko posted 06-30-99 11:48 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Koshko  Click Here to Email Koshko     
How about going by 'Thatguy'.
FauxCujo posted 07-01-99 02:38 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for FauxCujo  Click Here to Email FauxCujo     
Any music group in which nobody plays an instrument would be put to death. We don't need them and they give our kids false expectations of romance and goodwill. Plus none of them can sing worth... Are we allowed to swear here or not?

The words "dope" and "fly" would be illegal to use as slang for "groovy."

Marijuana would be legalized, but only to people 14 and over. Teaches money skills and those kids will learn to check on the quality of things before purchasing. Plus, it encourages artistic thinking.

Professional sports players would become VOLUNTEER sports players. It's not a job, dammit.

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