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Professor Gonzlles posted 06-24-99 07:44 PM ET
I hate cats. I have one, all he does is eat, sleep, and meow! All day long!
Provost Harrison posted 06-24-99 08:32 PM ET
no, you horrid little gob****e. They're lovely!
Provost Harrison posted 06-24-99 08:33 PM ET

Krushala posted 06-24-99 08:45 PM ET
that's what cats do. What do you expect a dog?
MichaeltheGreat posted 06-25-99 02:52 AM ET
I have four - they entertain each other very well. My house frequently sounds like the charging hoofbeats of a squadron of cavalry as they chase each other accross all surfaces for the pure fun of it. Your cat is probably bored or depressed.
They do sleep a lot though - it's hard work being so perfect.
Ambro2000 posted 06-25-99 05:45 AM ET
Cats are great! They don't start moaning and whining the minute you leave them alone. You don't have to go out and walk them(If you live in a city, a place I don't think dogs should live in btw.), they are very independent and they don't interupt you in a sex act
Ambro2000
4Horses posted 06-25-99 08:17 AM ET
I've had the same worthless cat for almost 10 years now. It hates my wife. The cat has a routine...when my wife comes home from work and sits down to eat dinner and catch up on the news, the cat sits down right in front of her and stares at her for about 10 minutes, then it goes into the bathroom, takes a big, nasty, stinky dump, and throws cat litter all over the place. I keep praying that it will die, but I'm sure it'll be around another 10 years.....damn cat.
The only useful purpose it has is that it gives my dog something to chew on.
Picker posted 06-25-99 08:40 AM ET
I hate cats. I consider them chew-toys for my dog.
Eccles posted 06-25-99 09:08 AM ET
Cats?
KILRATHI ARGGGH!!!!
Get those damn Draathi out of the intake Pliers!
Tolls posted 06-25-99 09:09 AM ET
4Horses:
You need a behaviourist to have a look at that cat...they can work wonders with arsey pets.
OhWell posted 06-25-99 09:57 AM ET
I love cats. Cooked in a light sauce with a little garlic. Ummm!
ALF
Provost Harrison posted 06-25-99 10:00 AM ET
of course OhWell, but served with fava beans and a glass of chianti fff...fff...fff...fff...fff...fff...fff...fff...fff
OhWell posted 06-25-99 10:43 AM ET
Naaa. Fava Beans give me gas.
Spoe posted 06-25-99 11:44 AM ET
Eh, I'd rather have a cat(actually, I do) than a dog. At least cats know to take a dump in the litter box and not to eat from it(as I've seen many a dog do).
Raven of Despair posted 06-25-99 11:46 AM ET
Ambro, I must say that you are wrong about cats not interrupting the sex act. I HATED one of my ex's cat for that reason. Little %@&#%!%@
Frodo83 posted 06-25-99 02:52 PM ET
Cats are great. Mine has a perfect life. all he does is eat, sleep, and catch mice. Lemme tell ya, Cats have discovered enlightenment. If only our lives were as simple as theirs.
JayPegg posted 06-25-99 03:06 PM ET
I have 2- Average weight, 17 pounds
Same here Profez, but my cats also throw up what the just ate (and why does it always have to be ON THE CARPET YOU **** CATS! DIE DIE DIE!).
Valtyr posted 06-25-99 06:02 PM ET
Does anyone else hate brats ?
Noisy posted 06-25-99 06:11 PM ET
Brats, cats. What's the difference? They suck up to you when they want something, and ignore you the rest of the time.
Noisy
- still working on it -
Valtyr posted 06-25-99 06:13 PM ET
I hate rats. That's one of the reasons why I have a cat.
MichaeltheGreat posted 06-25-99 06:19 PM ET
Noisy - are you describing cats, or people?
Hmmmmmm, sounds about the same. I guess that proves cats are people too.
Q Cubed posted 06-25-99 10:59 PM ET
Oh, I thought you were talking about that curs�d musical.
Never mind.
Koshko posted 06-26-99 12:31 AM ET
Cats are useless. Dogs on the otherhand rule! Has any of you cat owners trained your cat to fetch a ball? Can you hold your cat w/o getting your arms shredded w/ thier claws? Does your cat clean up every edible thing that falls off the table while you eat?
Valtyr posted 06-26-99 01:02 AM ET
Yeah, catching a ball seems very useful...
Anyway, my cat is still very young, so she likes to play. She's especially fond of hide and seek. Old cats on the other hand don't move around more than they have to.
JayPegg posted 06-26-99 11:31 AM ET
Well no Koshko, I can't train my cats to do that. But they do eat everything in site (including the couch).
Krushala posted 06-26-99 11:47 AM ET
Just compare how many lives dogs have saved compared to cats. Yes I know cats have been known to save a few lives. But you will never see a seeing eye cat.
Frodo83 posted 06-26-99 12:01 PM ET
If we judge species by how many lives they've saved compared to how many they've erased, I'd say humans would be at the bottom of the scale.
Krushala posted 06-26-99 12:14 PM ET
We're just comparing cats and dogs. We all know humans are pieces of sh*t.
Professor Gonzlles posted 06-27-99 12:08 PM ET
Alright, SOME cats are nice and cute, but mine is mean and vicious. He runs into walls, he runs into windows, and every two minutes he wants to go outside or he wants to come inside.
Spoe posted 06-29-99 09:20 PM ET
Cats are useful. My uncle's cats are quite effective at keeping mice and such out of his dairy barn. I'd like to see any dog do that...
Valtyr posted 06-29-99 09:23 PM ET
My cat's kill count this month: 4 rats, 9 mice, 3 sparrows. And those are just the ones I know of.
Earwicker posted 07-01-99 03:42 PM ET
I like cats. Them's good eatin'.
I've known cats that were as affectionate as dogs and played a lot. I've also known cats that were total psychos. My housemates are allergic to cats or I would probably have gotten a couple instead of my dog (I hope you're not reading this, Bruno). with cats, at least a late day downtown doesn't mean a horrible mess all over the house, and a weekend trip is much simpler to arrange.
But dogs are much easier to include in social events. I can't imagine bringing cats to run around the soccer field before the game.
Professor Gonzlles posted 07-16-99 08:09 PM ET
Your right "cats are useful" especially when they bring dead mice, birds, and other small animals to your doorstep!
Valtyr posted 07-17-99 05:33 PM ET
Getting rid of pesky rats is useful.
Hey_Hey_Hey_Yo posted 07-18-99 05:58 PM ET
My cat died ttwo days ago...
Rex Little posted 07-19-99 08:28 PM ET

quote:
Has any of you cat owners trained your cat to fetch a ball?
I've had two cats who would fetch a ball without being trained; they just picked up the game on their own. They'd drop it at my feet and wait for me to throw it again, as many times as I was willing to play.
walruskkkch posted 07-19-99 08:30 PM ET
Cats have better sense than to play soccer.
Just kidding! Really!
bob the mouse posted 07-20-99 08:10 AM ET
squeek
CATS ARE MEAN TO ME
squeek
Beta1 posted 07-20-99 12:41 PM ET
Yeah but the cat would probably say
"You want the ball - you go and get it.
anyway, if you want the ball so much why you throw it away in the first place?"
Beta-1
Just another RD fan
Spoe posted 07-20-99 03:01 PM ET
Actuall, that seems to be my parent's dog's view of fetch.
The cats are much more content to play soccer(or would it be hockey) with bottle caps on the hardwood floor.
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Author	Topic: Does anyone else hate cats?
Professor Gonzlles	posted 06-24-99 07:44 PM ET I hate cats. I have one, all he does is eat, sleep, and meow! All day long!
Provost Harrison	posted 06-24-99 08:32 PM ET no, you horrid little gob****e. They're lovely!
Provost Harrison	posted 06-24-99 08:33 PM ET
Krushala	posted 06-24-99 08:45 PM ET that's what cats do. What do you expect a dog?
MichaeltheGreat	posted 06-25-99 02:52 AM ET I have four - they entertain each other very well. My house frequently sounds like the charging hoofbeats of a squadron of cavalry as they chase each other accross all surfaces for the pure fun of it. Your cat is probably bored or depressed. They do sleep a lot though - it's hard work being so perfect.
Ambro2000	posted 06-25-99 05:45 AM ET Cats are great! They don't start moaning and whining the minute you leave them alone. You don't have to go out and walk them(If you live in a city, a place I don't think dogs should live in btw.), they are very independent and they don't interupt you in a sex act Ambro2000
4Horses	posted 06-25-99 08:17 AM ET I've had the same worthless cat for almost 10 years now. It hates my wife. The cat has a routine...when my wife comes home from work and sits down to eat dinner and catch up on the news, the cat sits down right in front of her and stares at her for about 10 minutes, then it goes into the bathroom, takes a big, nasty, stinky dump, and throws cat litter all over the place. I keep praying that it will die, but I'm sure it'll be around another 10 years.....damn cat. The only useful purpose it has is that it gives my dog something to chew on.
Picker	posted 06-25-99 08:40 AM ET I hate cats. I consider them chew-toys for my dog.
Eccles	posted 06-25-99 09:08 AM ET Cats? KILRATHI ARGGGH!!!! Get those damn Draathi out of the intake Pliers!
Tolls	posted 06-25-99 09:09 AM ET 4Horses: You need a behaviourist to have a look at that cat...they can work wonders with arsey pets.
OhWell	posted 06-25-99 09:57 AM ET I love cats. Cooked in a light sauce with a little garlic. Ummm! ALF
Provost Harrison	posted 06-25-99 10:00 AM ET of course OhWell, but served with fava beans and a glass of chianti fff...fff...fff...fff...fff...fff...fff...fff...fff
OhWell	posted 06-25-99 10:43 AM ET Naaa. Fava Beans give me gas.
Spoe	posted 06-25-99 11:44 AM ET Eh, I'd rather have a cat(actually, I do) than a dog. At least cats know to take a dump in the litter box and not to eat from it(as I've seen many a dog do).
Raven of Despair	posted 06-25-99 11:46 AM ET Ambro, I must say that you are wrong about cats not interrupting the sex act. I HATED one of my ex's cat for that reason. Little %@&#%!%@
Frodo83	posted 06-25-99 02:52 PM ET Cats are great. Mine has a perfect life. all he does is eat, sleep, and catch mice. Lemme tell ya, Cats have discovered enlightenment. If only our lives were as simple as theirs.
JayPegg	posted 06-25-99 03:06 PM ET I have 2- Average weight, 17 pounds Same here Profez, but my cats also throw up what the just ate (and why does it always have to be ON THE CARPET YOU **** CATS! DIE DIE DIE!).
Valtyr	posted 06-25-99 06:02 PM ET Does anyone else hate brats ?
Noisy	posted 06-25-99 06:11 PM ET Brats, cats. What's the difference? They suck up to you when they want something, and ignore you the rest of the time. Noisy - still working on it -
Valtyr	posted 06-25-99 06:13 PM ET I hate rats. That's one of the reasons why I have a cat.
MichaeltheGreat	posted 06-25-99 06:19 PM ET Noisy - are you describing cats, or people? Hmmmmmm, sounds about the same. I guess that proves cats are people too.
Q Cubed	posted 06-25-99 10:59 PM ET Oh, I thought you were talking about that curs�d musical. Never mind.
Koshko	posted 06-26-99 12:31 AM ET Cats are useless. Dogs on the otherhand rule! Has any of you cat owners trained your cat to fetch a ball? Can you hold your cat w/o getting your arms shredded w/ thier claws? Does your cat clean up every edible thing that falls off the table while you eat?
Valtyr	posted 06-26-99 01:02 AM ET Yeah, catching a ball seems very useful... Anyway, my cat is still very young, so she likes to play. She's especially fond of hide and seek. Old cats on the other hand don't move around more than they have to.
JayPegg	posted 06-26-99 11:31 AM ET Well no Koshko, I can't train my cats to do that. But they do eat everything in site (including the couch).
Krushala	posted 06-26-99 11:47 AM ET Just compare how many lives dogs have saved compared to cats. Yes I know cats have been known to save a few lives. But you will never see a seeing eye cat.
Frodo83	posted 06-26-99 12:01 PM ET If we judge species by how many lives they've saved compared to how many they've erased, I'd say humans would be at the bottom of the scale.
Krushala	posted 06-26-99 12:14 PM ET We're just comparing cats and dogs. We all know humans are pieces of sh*t.
Professor Gonzlles	posted 06-27-99 12:08 PM ET Alright, SOME cats are nice and cute, but mine is mean and vicious. He runs into walls, he runs into windows, and every two minutes he wants to go outside or he wants to come inside.
Spoe	posted 06-29-99 09:20 PM ET Cats are useful. My uncle's cats are quite effective at keeping mice and such out of his dairy barn. I'd like to see any dog do that...
Valtyr	posted 06-29-99 09:23 PM ET My cat's kill count this month: 4 rats, 9 mice, 3 sparrows. And those are just the ones I know of.
Earwicker	posted 07-01-99 03:42 PM ET I like cats. Them's good eatin'. I've known cats that were as affectionate as dogs and played a lot. I've also known cats that were total psychos. My housemates are allergic to cats or I would probably have gotten a couple instead of my dog (I hope you're not reading this, Bruno). with cats, at least a late day downtown doesn't mean a horrible mess all over the house, and a weekend trip is much simpler to arrange. But dogs are much easier to include in social events. I can't imagine bringing cats to run around the soccer field before the game.
Professor Gonzlles	posted 07-16-99 08:09 PM ET Your right "cats are useful" especially when they bring dead mice, birds, and other small animals to your doorstep!
Valtyr	posted 07-17-99 05:33 PM ET Getting rid of pesky rats is useful.
Hey_Hey_Hey_Yo	posted 07-18-99 05:58 PM ET My cat died ttwo days ago...
Rex Little	posted 07-19-99 08:28 PM ET quote: Has any of you cat owners trained your cat to fetch a ball? I've had two cats who would fetch a ball without being trained; they just picked up the game on their own. They'd drop it at my feet and wait for me to throw it again, as many times as I was willing to play.
walruskkkch	posted 07-19-99 08:30 PM ET Cats have better sense than to play soccer. Just kidding! Really!
bob the mouse	posted 07-20-99 08:10 AM ET squeek CATS ARE MEAN TO ME squeek
Beta1	posted 07-20-99 12:41 PM ET Yeah but the cat would probably say "You want the ball - you go and get it. anyway, if you want the ball so much why you throw it away in the first place?" Beta-1 Just another RD fan
Spoe	posted 07-20-99 03:01 PM ET Actuall, that seems to be my parent's dog's view of fetch. The cats are much more content to play soccer(or would it be hockey) with bottle caps on the hardwood floor.