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White_Cat posted 06-24-99 03:28 AM ET
I found an extremely funny site tonight. It's like the ones that translate a Web page into Eubonics or Elmer Fudd-ese, but this one makes everything sound like Jar Jar. It also replaces the names of various people and places with Star Wars names:
Canada -> Alderaan (appropriate)
U.S. -> Cloud City
Americans -> Wookiees
California -> Dantooine
Japan -> Yavin
Belgium -> Naboo
Kosovo -> Jabba's Palace
Clinton -> Calrissian (nice one)
Mr./Mrs. -> Grand Moff
police -> stormtroopers
Stephen -> Jabba, Tony -> Sebulba (?)
kids -> Jawas
adults -> Tusken Raiders
That was a lot more than I intended to put, but I just kept finding more. Any other good ones?
Read the Jar-Jargonized version of this forum
White_Cat posted 06-24-99 03:35 AM ET
Oops. That link is wrong. Use this one:
Jar-Jargonized version of this forum
White_Cat posted 06-24-99 03:41 AM ET
Oh well, I guess the script on that page doesn't work in conjuction with the forum script. If someone can get it to work, please post the correct URL. Well here's Jar Jar's version of the gun control thread.
BTW, the Jar-Jargonizer is located here.
jig posted 06-24-99 03:47 AM ET
http://www.hit-n-run.com/cgi-bin/binks.cgi?url=http://alpha.owo.com/ubb/Forum11/HTML/000552.html
The jj version of this thread.
Spoe posted 06-24-99 01:12 PM ET
Let me add:
horse -> bantha
Spoe posted 06-24-99 01:17 PM ET
Microsoft -> The Sith
Microsoft Internet Explorer -> The Sith DarkSide Explor-a
Netscape Navigator -> HuttScape Navigator
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Author	Topic: Jar-Jargonizer
White_Cat	posted 06-24-99 03:28 AM ET I found an extremely funny site tonight. It's like the ones that translate a Web page into Eubonics or Elmer Fudd-ese, but this one makes everything sound like Jar Jar. It also replaces the names of various people and places with Star Wars names: Canada -> Alderaan (appropriate) U.S. -> Cloud City Americans -> Wookiees California -> Dantooine Japan -> Yavin Belgium -> Naboo Kosovo -> Jabba's Palace Clinton -> Calrissian (nice one) Mr./Mrs. -> Grand Moff police -> stormtroopers Stephen -> Jabba, Tony -> Sebulba (?) kids -> Jawas adults -> Tusken Raiders That was a lot more than I intended to put, but I just kept finding more. Any other good ones? Read the Jar-Jargonized version of this forum
White_Cat	posted 06-24-99 03:35 AM ET Oops. That link is wrong. Use this one: Jar-Jargonized version of this forum
White_Cat	posted 06-24-99 03:41 AM ET Oh well, I guess the script on that page doesn't work in conjuction with the forum script. If someone can get it to work, please post the correct URL. Well here's Jar Jar's version of the gun control thread. BTW, the Jar-Jargonizer is located here.
jig	posted 06-24-99 03:47 AM ET http://www.hit-n-run.com/cgi-bin/binks.cgi?url=http://alpha.owo.com/ubb/Forum11/HTML/000552.html The jj version of this thread.
Spoe	posted 06-24-99 01:12 PM ET Let me add: horse -> bantha
Spoe	posted 06-24-99 01:17 PM ET Microsoft -> The Sith Microsoft Internet Explorer -> The Sith DarkSide Explor-a Netscape Navigator -> HuttScape Navigator