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U R all dumb
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| Author | Topic: U R all dumb |
| Counsel Karok |
posted 06-23-99 11:41 PM ET 
U R all dumb. Anyone who posts here is dumb |
| Galen |
posted 06-24-99 12:01 AM ET
Okay, you are an idoit. Plus, you post here, so by your definition: "U R dumb" So, tell me, where can I go to get my brain removed? You seem to know, you got an expert, I suppose. |
| jig |
posted 06-24-99 02:35 AM ET
I'm dumb! I'm dumb! I'm dumbididoo dumb! |
| Roland |
posted 06-24-99 03:24 AM ET
Dumbidoo, Dumbiduuu, Dumbidei... Dumbidooowumbididooo.... Du ? MB! Or numb ? |
| jig |
posted 06-24-99 03:29 AM ET
Du? Du! Du hast! |
| Roland |
posted 06-24-99 03:50 AM ET
Or: Du! Du mbst! Du mbst mich.... (that sounds like... oh well, let's just forget about that...) |
| Hugo Rune |
posted 06-24-99 05:47 AM ET
I always enjoyed nonsensical threads. I'm sure mister U. R. Dumb agrees with me. Damn, the guy's parents must have ben real assholes to name their son Dumb. Oh well. What does the U. R. Stand for? Ullrich Reginald? Uma Regina? |
| jig |
posted 06-24-99 05:56 AM ET
Reginald, there's a name. |
| Resource Consumer |
posted 06-24-99 06:11 AM ET
OK, I'm dumb enough to fall for this as well. How about "Ultimately Ridiculous"? |
| Roland |
posted 06-24-99 06:20 AM ET
Actually, he's a misspelled "Counsel Carrot", and is licensed to advise broccoli... The UR, of course, is the United Reginalds. |
| Tolls |
posted 06-24-99 07:34 AM ET
Is that a football team? |
| SnowFire |
posted 06-24-99 07:42 AM ET
Roland: Is this another mind-bending ploy by the galactic vegetables? Ready the defenses! Outlaw the United Reginalds! Suspend civil liberties! Congressman Banana: Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the United Reginalds or a Counsel of the Vegetables? |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-24-99 07:50 AM ET
Ironic. Dan leaves and this guy shows up. |
| Dreadnought |
posted 06-24-99 08:33 AM ET
The thing that always puzzles me is whenever there is a nonsensical posting, it never fails to generate a large amount of replies. Oh well, I guess I'm not helping. Damn my hipocracy. Argh. |
| Saras |
posted 06-24-99 08:47 AM ET
DONT SAY BANANA! ROLAND IS AROUND! |
| Fjorxc the Maniac |
posted 06-24-99 09:27 AM ET
Banana. Fnord. |
| Saras |
posted 06-24-99 09:46 AM ET
NOOOOO!!! |
| OhWell |
posted 06-24-99 09:51 AM ET
This is not a post It is the post hole.  |
| Roland |
posted 06-24-99 09:51 AM ET
YEEES!!!! Mmmhmmm... Bananas... yummy! Snowfire, it's much worse. Galen has identified another alien race, the "idoit", who (which?) are a lot worse then any terran vegetable (or fruit, for that matter).... Tolls, I have no idea. I just believe it should be killed before it grows. "Dan leaves and this guy shows up." What ? When ? How ? By which means ? Why ? Wanana ? |
| Saras |
posted 06-24-99 09:54 AM ET
Yes! Roland is cured from the bananabanaba disease! |
| Roland |
posted 06-24-99 10:07 AM ET
But I've just read about Dan's departure... Nana ? Baba ? Babana, na, nabanaba! Ba! But I could try something new: Broccoli ? Bro li cco! Brobro cco bro. Li bro lili cco ? Nah, just isn't the same... |
| SnowFire |
posted 06-24-99 10:35 AM ET
Nope, it isn't. You're right, these "Idiots" are dangerous. I think we should hire some mercenary bananas to go hunt them down. I wonder what idiot gave the Idiots interstellar travel? They couldn't have developed it themselves... |
| Roland |
posted 06-24-99 11:21 AM ET
No, Idiots aren't dangerous... Idoits, on the other hand... (if they have two hands!) Mercenary bananas, not sure. I mean, they are mean |
| Provost Harrison |
posted 06-24-99 01:48 PM ET
I won't post here then...doh |
| Galen |
posted 06-24-99 03:01 PM ET
I say we use the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you all remember them, right? They can hurl Pizza at the Idoits. Down with the idoits. |
| 4Horses |
posted 06-24-99 03:57 PM ET
According to your profile Counsel, you've admitted to being dumb 25 times. |
| Professor Gonzlles |
posted 06-24-99 05:58 PM ET
All of you are on Pot! There is help out there. You just have to say "I'm on pot, i'm a jack A**, I NEED HELP!" OK!? |
| Provost Harrison |
posted 06-24-99 06:26 PM ET
I don't need pot. I'm crazy already! WEAOOOW POW custard custard custard. Ooh er, where's my sandwich? |
| jig |
posted 06-24-99 07:28 PM ET
I'm on pot, i'm a jack A**, I NEED HELP! |
| jig |
posted 06-24-99 07:31 PM ET
There, I've said it. Now, where's the help? |
| Professor Gonzlles |
posted 06-24-99 07:37 PM ET
Talk to your doctor or you can tell a parent/guardian. |
| umbra1 |
posted 06-24-99 07:55 PM ET
I'm on jack, I NEED POT!  |
| umbra1 |
posted 06-24-99 07:56 PM ET
Ooops, I may have gotten that wrong. Boy, I am Dumb ! |
| Valtyr |
posted 06-25-99 06:54 PM ET
I don't know if I'm an idoit, but I'm certainly dubm! |
| Noisy |
posted 06-25-99 07:08 PM ET
I've found it! Thanks, Valtyr Noisy |
| Valtyr |
posted 06-26-99 02:52 AM ET
The credit must go to Galen . |
| Galen |
posted 06-26-99 05:00 AM ET
What credit? For what? Hunh? Mabey I'm just dumd. Okay, Counsel Karok, now that I'm dumb like you, can you become less of a jerk? |
| Logen |
posted 06-27-99 05:50 PM ET
I really think that it is funny that someone would spend the time to regester for the forum and post this message... |
| Galen |
posted 06-27-99 09:21 PM ET
Or mabey they are a forumer who wanted to do another H-word and chickened out. |
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