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eNo posted 06-22-99 02:06 PM ET
Whose up for a 'zugal safari?
SnowFire posted 06-23-99 10:15 AM ET
Tell you what. Post in my new add-a-line story, let's see if that goes anywhere.
eNo posted 06-23-99 04:40 PM ET
Okay..Let me find it first.
Spider posted 06-25-99 01:24 AM ET
eNo, I've been waiting for another shot at an Azugal safari, so count me in (if it happens).
Spider
Again: what about Izugal?
Aredhran posted 06-25-99 06:46 AM ET
I'm not much of a hunter, but I'll have a nice Azugal steak if you don't mind.
Aredhran
CarniveaN posted 06-30-99 10:48 PM ET
**feeling rubling in his stomach** Carnivean decided that it is that time of year again, that special time of year... it's Azugal (and all of it's offshoots) Safary Bonanza time!!!
count me in, partner!
Carny
-- the man with the neverending intestines --
eNo posted 06-30-99 11:03 PM ET
So that's four of us so far. Who want's to get started? Or should we wait for more people?
Saras posted 07-01-99 02:40 AM ET
Saras (crashes the party in the Party Tank he borrowed from MikeH):Wait for mee! I just got these wheels, and it's got speed, it's got a nice fridge, a small mobile I Club, a swimming pool and all the perks. I also packed a BBQ stand for those delicious Azugal au grille. Hop in!!
MikeH II posted 07-01-99 06:04 AM ET
I've never been on an Azugal safari before, I think I might join you.
Saras posted 07-01-99 06:25 AM ET
But you let me drive the tank, OK? OK?
MikeH II posted 07-01-99 07:27 AM ET
Fine, I like sitting in the turret anyway. Gives you a better view.
Aredhran posted 07-01-99 08:35 AM ET
Packed up and good to go !
Let's do it, eNo !
Aredhran
Spider posted 07-01-99 05:18 PM ET
Sorry, Shadow, your view's gonna be a bit obscured...unless you can think of another place to park my pod.
Spider
No, I'm not going to fly the whole way...not when there's a mini-I Club in the tank!
CarniveaN posted 07-02-99 01:33 AM ET
Wow, now I can enjoy all the comforts of the I-club, and have fres Azugal, and Ezugal, and Ozugal... Hmmmm.
Ps - I'm packed and ready to go *pointing to a knife and fork in his back pocket*
Carny
Saras posted 07-02-99 02:14 AM ET
Vrrrooommmmm!!! VRRRRROOOOMMMMMMM!!!!
Screeeeeeeeeachhhhhhhh.......... And we go..
Saras: Ladies, no, just gentlemen here, welcome aboard the Party Tank. Bring out your singularity rifles and start looking for those Azugals and the like. (YUMMY!!!)
Spider posted 07-02-99 03:20 PM ET
Nanoedited Maggottonian weapons...check.
Aerial scout pod...Czech.
Cybernetically enhanced pilot...CHECK!
Spider
Director, Robotics Development, IIIS, and ready to fry some Azugals.
This flat to sublet.
CarniveaN posted 07-05-99 06:15 PM ET
Azugal Queen v.2: I sense a disturbence in the force...
Azugal1: what is it my queen?
Azugal Queen v.2: it's... it's... AHHHGGGG!! (passing out)
Azugal2: are you alright my queen?
Azugal Queen v.2: it is a grave day today... the mercyless and everhungry Carnivean has returned to our sacred land.
Azugal3: it is a grave day indeed.
meanwhile on the party wagon...
Carnivean: hmmmm... Azugal *drooling* I can feel them
*is it possible that after consuming so many of them, Carnivean has developed a sensing ability for Azugals? stay tuned for the next exciting epizode! Same Azugal time, Same Azugal channel.
Carnivean
--hey hey, it that a bit of the old' Czech humour there Spider?
Dreadnought posted 07-05-99 09:59 PM ET
Azugal? Could someone fill me in here?
Dreadnought- acting president of the AUWM, Associated Union of Wookie Mechanics.
"This one goes there, that one<\b> goes there!"
Dreadnought posted 07-05-99 09:59 PM ET
Azugal? Could someone fill me in here?
Dreadnought-
Acting president of the AUWM, Associated Union of Wookie Mechanics.
"This one goes there, that one<\b> goes there!"
Spider posted 07-06-99 02:48 AM ET
Computer: Scanning...complete. Ten Azugals detected at long range. Firing disabler weapons. Collecting. Preparing...serving.
Spider: You heard the computer, let's eat!
Spider
"Back in the Azugal SR"
Saras posted 07-07-99 02:57 AM ET
Yum yum yummy!!!
eNo posted 07-07-99 10:49 PM ET
eNo: You with your high-tech weapons. Takes the fun out of hunting. I'm going back to the scope and high powered rifle with armour-piercing rounds. Those Azugal know how to protect them pretty well.
eNo dissapears into the jungle.
Azugal Queen: No! eNo is here too! Call up the Ezugal Queen, we need more power!
Azugal 463: Yes your majesty!
Azugal Queen: Send out conscription orders. Start making the nets and remember to teach our troops to compensate for wind!
Azugal 5376: At once!
Meanwhile eNo munches on the leg of a downed Azugal, washing it down with Pholus Mutagen.
Spider posted 07-08-99 05:08 PM ET
Wolf Spider: Computer, switch to piloted mode, neural interface active, total embed. People, I'm going to be leaving the tank for a while....
Later....
Wolf Spider/Pod: Azugals! Tracking...lock! Firing stun grenade...missed. Preparing to launch net...compensating for wind...launching net...capture sucsessful! Performing flamer sweep...full range available, from "Burnt to a crisp" to "Alive and kicking", though I'd only recommend the latter for Carny or eNo. Warning...inbound net...going to miss by approx. 250 feet...they still can't compensate for wind! Returning to base....
Wolf Spider
Azugal Hunter Extrordinaire
"Spider. Wolf Spider."
CarniveaN posted 07-09-99 01:52 AM ET
Carny, sitting in the party wagon, and looking fairly bored...
Carny: Damm it, I can't take this anymore, all your fancy machinery makes me S-I-C-K !
Carny, pulls out the fork from his pocket, raises it in a triumphant gesture towards the sky, and runs off into the dark.
not soon after, security cameras pick up some weird activity...
It looks like Carny, stradling on the back of an Azugal, and hitting the Azugal with his fork in a futile manner, since the fork isn't able to penetrate the Azugal armour plating
Carny
eNo posted 07-10-99 06:36 PM ET
The Azugal takes flight with Carny still riding on it's back, still poking the armour with his fork. He finds a gap in the armour and pushes the fork through. Unfortunately Carny pushes the fork into the area where the hide is the thickest and the Azugal continues to fly.
Now thouroughly annoyed with the human on its back, the Azugal dives and inverts itslef so Carny is brushing the jungle trees. Suddenly there is a pop and the two tumble into a clearing.
eNo: Hey! Carny! Havn't seen you in a while. How are you?
Carny: Hungry! Stupid fork can't kill an Azugal! You have anything a little more effective?
eNo tosses Carny a dagger, its blade specially designed for 'zugal hunting.
Spider posted 07-14-99 08:31 PM ET
Spider decides to give Carny a force blade. It's like knife, only it has a blade made of energy...sorta like a scaled-down lightsaber. Plus, if you set it to "Low power" and "Beam", it can be used to cook your Azugal once it's dead (the Azugal, not the force blade.).
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Author	Topic: "mmm.....Azugal"
eNo	posted 06-22-99 02:06 PM ET Whose up for a 'zugal safari?
SnowFire	posted 06-23-99 10:15 AM ET Tell you what. Post in my new add-a-line story, let's see if that goes anywhere.
eNo	posted 06-23-99 04:40 PM ET Okay..Let me find it first.
Spider	posted 06-25-99 01:24 AM ET eNo, I've been waiting for another shot at an Azugal safari, so count me in (if it happens). Spider Again: what about Izugal?
Aredhran	posted 06-25-99 06:46 AM ET I'm not much of a hunter, but I'll have a nice Azugal steak if you don't mind. Aredhran
CarniveaN	posted 06-30-99 10:48 PM ET feeling rubling in his stomach Carnivean decided that it is that time of year again, that special time of year... it's Azugal (and all of it's offshoots) Safary Bonanza time!!! count me in, partner! Carny -- the man with the neverending intestines --
eNo	posted 06-30-99 11:03 PM ET So that's four of us so far. Who want's to get started? Or should we wait for more people?
Saras	posted 07-01-99 02:40 AM ET Saras (crashes the party in the Party Tank he borrowed from MikeH):Wait for mee! I just got these wheels, and it's got speed, it's got a nice fridge, a small mobile I Club, a swimming pool and all the perks. I also packed a BBQ stand for those delicious Azugal au grille. Hop in!!
MikeH II	posted 07-01-99 06:04 AM ET I've never been on an Azugal safari before, I think I might join you.
Saras	posted 07-01-99 06:25 AM ET But you let me drive the tank, OK? OK?
MikeH II	posted 07-01-99 07:27 AM ET Fine, I like sitting in the turret anyway. Gives you a better view.
Aredhran	posted 07-01-99 08:35 AM ET Packed up and good to go ! Let's do it, eNo ! Aredhran
Spider	posted 07-01-99 05:18 PM ET Sorry, Shadow, your view's gonna be a bit obscured...unless you can think of another place to park my pod. Spider No, I'm not going to fly the whole way...not when there's a mini-I Club in the tank!
CarniveaN	posted 07-02-99 01:33 AM ET Wow, now I can enjoy all the comforts of the I-club, and have fres Azugal, and Ezugal, and Ozugal... Hmmmm. Ps - I'm packed and ready to go pointing to a knife and fork in his back pocket Carny
Saras	posted 07-02-99 02:14 AM ET Vrrrooommmmm!!! VRRRRROOOOMMMMMMM!!!! Screeeeeeeeeachhhhhhhh.......... And we go.. Saras: Ladies, no, just gentlemen here, welcome aboard the Party Tank. Bring out your singularity rifles and start looking for those Azugals and the like. (YUMMY!!!)
Spider	posted 07-02-99 03:20 PM ET Nanoedited Maggottonian weapons...check. Aerial scout pod...Czech. Cybernetically enhanced pilot...CHECK! Spider Director, Robotics Development, IIIS, and ready to fry some Azugals. This flat to sublet.
CarniveaN	posted 07-05-99 06:15 PM ET Azugal Queen v.2: I sense a disturbence in the force... Azugal1: what is it my queen? Azugal Queen v.2: it's... it's... AHHHGGGG!! (passing out) Azugal2: are you alright my queen? Azugal Queen v.2: it is a grave day today... the mercyless and everhungry Carnivean has returned to our sacred land. Azugal3: it is a grave day indeed. meanwhile on the party wagon... Carnivean: hmmmm... Azugal drooling I can feel them is it possible that after consuming so many of them, Carnivean has developed a sensing ability for Azugals? stay tuned for the next exciting epizode! Same Azugal time, Same Azugal channel. Carnivean* --hey hey, it that a bit of the old' Czech humour there Spider?
Dreadnought	posted 07-05-99 09:59 PM ET Azugal? Could someone fill me in here? Dreadnought- acting president of the AUWM, Associated Union of Wookie Mechanics. "This one goes there, that one<\b> goes there!"
Dreadnought	posted 07-05-99 09:59 PM ET Azugal? Could someone fill me in here? Dreadnought- Acting president of the AUWM, Associated Union of Wookie Mechanics. "This one goes there, that one<\b> goes there!"
Spider	posted 07-06-99 02:48 AM ET Computer: Scanning...complete. Ten Azugals detected at long range. Firing disabler weapons. Collecting. Preparing...serving. Spider: You heard the computer, let's eat! Spider "Back in the Azugal SR"
Saras	posted 07-07-99 02:57 AM ET Yum yum yummy!!!
eNo	posted 07-07-99 10:49 PM ET eNo: You with your high-tech weapons. Takes the fun out of hunting. I'm going back to the scope and high powered rifle with armour-piercing rounds. Those Azugal know how to protect them pretty well. eNo dissapears into the jungle. Azugal Queen: No! eNo is here too! Call up the Ezugal Queen, we need more power! Azugal 463: Yes your majesty! Azugal Queen: Send out conscription orders. Start making the nets and remember to teach our troops to compensate for wind! Azugal 5376: At once! Meanwhile eNo munches on the leg of a downed Azugal, washing it down with Pholus Mutagen.
Spider	posted 07-08-99 05:08 PM ET Wolf Spider: Computer, switch to piloted mode, neural interface active, total embed. People, I'm going to be leaving the tank for a while.... Later.... Wolf Spider/Pod: Azugals! Tracking...lock! Firing stun grenade...missed. Preparing to launch net...compensating for wind...launching net...capture sucsessful! Performing flamer sweep...full range available, from "Burnt to a crisp" to "Alive and kicking", though I'd only recommend the latter for Carny or eNo. Warning...inbound net...going to miss by approx. 250 feet...they still can't compensate for wind! Returning to base.... Wolf Spider Azugal Hunter Extrordinaire "Spider. Wolf Spider."
CarniveaN	posted 07-09-99 01:52 AM ET Carny, sitting in the party wagon, and looking fairly bored... Carny: Damm it, I can't take this anymore, all your fancy machinery makes me S-I-C-K ! Carny, pulls out the fork from his pocket, raises it in a triumphant gesture towards the sky, and runs off into the dark. not soon after, security cameras pick up some weird activity... It looks like Carny, stradling on the back of an Azugal, and hitting the Azugal with his fork in a futile manner, since the fork isn't able to penetrate the Azugal armour plating Carny
eNo	posted 07-10-99 06:36 PM ET The Azugal takes flight with Carny still riding on it's back, still poking the armour with his fork. He finds a gap in the armour and pushes the fork through. Unfortunately Carny pushes the fork into the area where the hide is the thickest and the Azugal continues to fly. Now thouroughly annoyed with the human on its back, the Azugal dives and inverts itslef so Carny is brushing the jungle trees. Suddenly there is a pop and the two tumble into a clearing. eNo: Hey! Carny! Havn't seen you in a while. How are you? Carny: Hungry! Stupid fork can't kill an Azugal! You have anything a little more effective? eNo tosses Carny a dagger, its blade specially designed for 'zugal hunting.
Spider	posted 07-14-99 08:31 PM ET Spider decides to give Carny a force blade. It's like knife, only it has a blade made of energy...sorta like a scaled-down lightsaber. Plus, if you set it to "Low power" and "Beam", it can be used to cook your Azugal once it's dead (the Azugal, not the force blade.).