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Dreadnought posted 06-22-99 12:22 AM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought   Click Here to Email Dreadnought  
Just curious, I happen to love Sci-Fi.
Valtyr posted 06-22-99 12:47 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
It's just a joke to annoy people. I don't hate "quality" science fiction, but I can't stand Star Wars and Star Trek.
Octopus posted 06-22-99 12:51 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Octopus  Click Here to Email Octopus     
What do you have against Star Wars episodes 4-6? (I can understand if you don't like The Phantom Menace).
Octopus posted 06-22-99 12:51 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Octopus  Click Here to Email Octopus     
Let me rephrase that: what do you have against Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back?
Valtyr posted 06-22-99 01:24 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
I haven't seen The Phantom Menace and I probably won't either, when it comes here. My last impressions of Star Wars were from The Return of the Jedi (horrendous acting, sickening sentimentality etc.), so maybe I'm not looking at the two other movies fairly. In fact the movie that I remember the least from is The Empire Strikes Back, and that's supposed to be the best of the lot. It's just that there are too many movies and TV shows these days about space, space travel, space wars, aliens etc. And the massive promotional campaigns are not going to make me like the the movies more, rather the opposite. So in reaction to the many Star Wars, Phantom Menace and Jar Jar Binks(sp?) threads on this forum I decided to make myself President of the Citizen(s?) Against Sci-Fi. Not because I don't enjoy good sci-fi, but because I dislike the overexposure the whole thing had got on this forum.
Dreadnought posted 06-22-99 01:50 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Well what do you consider good sci-fi? I though New Hope and Emipre Strikes Back were the best movies I've seen.

It's just that there are too many movies and TV shows these days about space, space travel, space wars, aliens etc"

Name three shows, besides Star Trek.

So in reaction to the many Star Wars, Phantom Menace and Jar Jar Binks threads"

Well sci-fi fans and computer gamers tend to go hand-in-hand, and vise-versa. So if you intend to visit this forum, prepapre for sci-fi posts.

I don't mean to be confrontational, but I tend to get a bit upset when poeple insult my beloved sci-fi

CarniveaN posted 06-22-99 02:15 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for CarniveaN  Click Here to Email CarniveaN     
Good Sci-fi: Herbert, Asimov, Clark, some Heinlein,... (books)
Bad Sci-fi shows: Sliders is/was horible once the prof died. First Wave. Dark Skies. Poltergeist - the legacy (if you wish to count it) Forever Knight (again if you wish to count it) Quantum Leap. Space Precinct. War of the Worlds. VR-5. Space Island One. Nowhere Man. sorry I just went through the listings of our local sci-fi station

Carny
-- agreeing with Valtyr

CarniveaN posted 06-22-99 02:18 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for CarniveaN  Click Here to Email CarniveaN     
oh sorry, me again...

that's Clarke not clark. Sorry it's a bit late, and i'm feeling woozy.

Carny

Hugo Rune posted 06-22-99 08:19 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
I have a friend who considers Nowhere Man to be the best TV series ever made... I've never seen it, myself.
SnowFire posted 06-22-99 09:24 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Sci-Fi Hardness Scale:
1: Battlestar Galactica, 50's flicks.
1.5: Quantum Leap, Sliders, most shows on Sci-Fi channel.
2: Star Wars
3.5: Star Trek
4: Asimov
5: Babylon 5
7: SMAC
8: Clarke
9: Vinge, people on SMAC reading list
10: Stuff we probably never heard of.

Someone else posted something similar a long while ago; this is my own improved version.

Raven of Despair posted 06-22-99 10:25 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Raven of Despair    
Would you consider "The Prisoner" to be science fiction?
M_ashwell posted 06-22-99 10:42 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for M_ashwell  Click Here to Email M_ashwell     
whats wrong with Quantaum leap?
Hugo Rune posted 06-22-99 12:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
"Hardness" is not a question of how good literature it is. It's a combination of scientific probability and how much the storyline relies on the world it exists in. The story of star wars doesn't rely very heavily on technology, nor is it very scientifically probable. That's why, although it's a good romp, it rates lower than Star Trek which is crap in story, but better in Scientific probability and science-reliant story...
SnowFire posted 06-22-99 12:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Yeah, that wasn't a scale of how good the pieces were, but rather how probable they were and how much they bent the laws of physics or created blatant plot gaps by their science. For instance, Star Trek makes an effort to use real physics, but far too many of the machines they've used give the various Federation/aliens godlike powers that should dominate the entire show, but don't. Star Wars doesn't even make much of an attempt. And Quantum Leap shows the utmost contempt for any notion of real science.
Dreadnought posted 06-22-99 12:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Yeah, about Slides, I just watched the season premire, now Quinn, the main charecter is gone! The guy they reaplaced him with seems competent enough, but at least Rembrant is still there. When the show was on FOX, it had the best episodes. Such as the one where America was communist, or had never one the Revolutionary War.

On another note, did anyone else here watch that show Space- Above and Beyond when it was on Fox? It's on the Sci-Fi channel in reruns now. I'm just curious to see if anyone else here watches it.

Dreadnought posted 06-22-99 12:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
or had never one the Revolutionary War

One, the Revolutionary war? what the hell was I thinking? Eh, I use my 100th post to complian about my use of synonyms

Eccles posted 06-22-99 01:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Eccles    
Star Trek, realistic physics? WTF!

Evidence A: Several Fighters zoom past DS9, a whoosh is heard
Problem: There is no ****ing sound in space!

Evidence B: Antimatter was in a planets crust (I think the Bolians, I don't watch the show!)
Problem: Matter and Antimatter don't mix

Evidence C: The USS Phoenix has her engines shot out, she stops dead
Problem: Anyone heard of inertia?

Evidence D: The wormhole
Problem: A wormhole that big? Duh!

I thought that Star Wars was slightly better because it does not explain some of the sciences, and some of the races seem realistic.

Ascendancy aliens would be a good marker for '10' though not the physics.

Hugo Rune posted 06-22-99 01:36 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
How about Science Fiction that does not rely heavily on Science, Like Dune?
Picker posted 06-22-99 01:39 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Picker  Click Here to Email Picker     
Hey, no knocking Dune.

Or else

I will kill you and eat your bones.

Raven of Despair posted 06-22-99 02:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Raven of Despair    
Star Trek is NOT realistic. Warp Drive? Transporters? Yet fleets must get to point blank range to hit each other? Come on. Star Trek is science fantasy. Fun, but not realistic.
JohnIII posted 06-22-99 02:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
There is a book mentioned in the Sources of 3001: The Final Odyssey called "The Physics of Star Trek". I believe it was.... not too complementary
John III
OhWell posted 06-22-99 02:57 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
�Star Trek is NOT realistic� What? You mean all that stuff on Star Trek isn�t real? Oh man, I didn�t know that!

�Reality is just a crutch for people who can�t handle Science Fiction.�

Allod posted 06-22-99 03:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Allod  Click Here to Email Allod     
JohnIII:
"There is a book mentioned in the Sources of 3001: The Final Odyssey called "The Physics of Star Trek". I believe it was.... not too complementary"

You mean that one by Lawrence M. Krauss? I read it and his second book on that issue. They both were not as critical as many people seem to think of it. Krauss showed up flaws in the scripts (such as the "whoosh" or the eternal crux with inertia) and problems with the representation of physical phenomenons, but pointed on the other hand out that most of the "physics" of ST were in principle possible.

Dreadnought:
I watched as long as it was played here in Austria. Quite nice show, if you ask me...

Hugo Rune:
Just curious - why do you think ST is "crap in story", while SW is not?

Valtyr:
You still didn't explain why ST, for example, is NOT quality Sci-Fi.

JohnIII posted 06-22-99 03:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
OK, fair enough.
"Just curious - why do you think ST is "crap in story", while SW is not?"
Probably because ST has SO MANY episodes.
John III
Allod posted 06-22-99 03:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Allod  Click Here to Email Allod     
Hmmm...You mean "ST 569: The Dominion strikes back, as it did five times before" isn't as audience-effective as "SW: The Phantom Menace"? Naaah!
OhWell posted 06-22-99 03:20 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
I agree, Star Trek had it�s share of �bad� episodes. The original series was turning into another �Monster of the Week� show when it went off. I hated that. The Next Generation got off to a kind of rocky start but overall, IMHO, was the best of the bunch. It had some killer episodes.

As to realism; This is TV for crying out loud. You got to give them some credit for even thinking about trying to make it �real�. In any case, they made it seem real and that is good enough for fiction.

JohnIII posted 06-22-99 03:22 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
I still prefer SW, because I like the A-Wing
John III
SnowFire posted 06-22-99 04:30 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Eccless: Ahhhhhh! YOu're giving everyone the wrong impression of what I said!

I do NOT think that Star Trek uses real physics at all. HOWEVER...

quote:
Star Trek makes an effort to use real physics

That's what I said. Their explanations are ridiculous, their battles and grand strategic plans don't jive with the technology they appernatly have, blah blah blah blah... it's really bad. But they always make up a scientific explanation on the spot for it and pretend that it would work.

I also agree that the Next Generation was awful in the beginning, got better, and then got worse slightly before dying. DS9 was probably the best. The original had nice ideas, but, cough cough, not even an attempt at realism. Let's give a shout for all the barren planets with easily breathable atmospheres on them. And Voyager... lemme give another case of scientific screw-ups. The doctor (a hologram who can pick stuff up and is stunned temporarily when shot) has to choose between two patients to save. He can't do both because "it's a complex neurological operation." Okay, I can buy that, spinal shunts are nasty, nasty work even today. Then, he does it in about 5 seconds by waving his tricorder around. How did the the tricorder know what to do? It sounds like any old joe with a BA in tricorder waving could have done the job. Even more incredulously, he recognized the operation later (with his memory wiped of it) as his own handiwork because of some special technique he pioneered. What, an extra swivel in the wrist as he did his waving? Not to mention that if he simply didn't argue about what to do, the operation was so fast he easily could have done both patients.

There are plenty of Next Generation episodes to nitpick as well. An alien race has figured out how to mindwipe entire groups of people (another god-like power that would unbalance the entire universe) and makes the crew of the Enterprise forget who they are, but he leaves an officer log in the computer with officer positions (as well as the alien as an officer snuck in). Their orders are to wipe out this one hated enemy of the Federation. Their "skills" are all intact. But of course Picard, ever observant, notices that this "hated enemy"'s technology is woefuly inadequete, opens up a channel, and finds out it's really the alien race with the mindwipe device that's at war with them, not the Feds.

Questions: Better idea for the alien guy. Tell the Enterprise their orders are to go to the bad alien's home planet as a gift of the Federation to their new allies who are being oppressed by the technologically advanced (good race). The Enterprise never finds out the good race is good, or that they both sides really have bad technology. The people on the Enterprise teach the (bad race) engineers how to use it, the (bad race) starts making a whole bunch of ships based off it, the original Enterprise crew is executed and the Enterprise taken apart to make the new ships, the Feds never know that the (bad race) is at fault for the disappearnce of the Enterprise, and the (bad race) crushes the good race in a year or two when the refits are complete. Or, if they're impatient, they could execute the Enterprise staff right off and man the Enterprise with their own men, after finding the operating manual.

Not to mention questions of how a supposedly backwards race could develop technology not just to mindwipe an entire ship without operations as well as modify their computer files so extensively.

Hugo Rune posted 06-22-99 04:46 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
And as for Voyager:

The crew in one episode discover how to make a shuttlecraft move in Warp 10. This means they are able to make it be in every spot in the universe- at the same time (G.L.P again). The side effect is that it also accelerates evolution so that those who use it eventually turn into large salamanders (don't ask). By the end of the episode a treatment is found.

Several episodes later: They are still lost in the Delta Quadrant. Why the fogg did one of them not travel back to earth, tell the people there the cure, apply it on the traveller and tell the earhlings exactly where the Voyager is? Since they know how to reverse this accelerated evolution, why don't they use the technique more?

Eccles posted 06-22-99 05:14 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Eccles    
True about Trek.]
There is an interesting theory about warping space, you need to create a bottleneck of time, then travel through it.
But the distances...phew!

Anyhow, I despise Star Trek, but some of the more escapist Sci-fi, like Dune and Star Wars are a bit more believable. Because they don't make up **** for science!

Rex Little posted 06-22-99 07:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Rex Little    
This may sound crazy if you haven't seen the show, but I consider "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (the series; I haven't seen the movie) to be science fiction, and pretty good SF at that. It takes the premise that vampires, demons and other magical creatures exist and applies it to the real world in a realistic, self-consistent way.
SnowFire posted 06-22-99 09:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Yeah it does sound crazy. I used to watch Buffy for laughs. It does an okay job I suppose, though there are usually plot holes of varying sizes in most episodes. For instance, the evil vamps don't use their "turn other people into vampire" technique nearly often enough. That chick Giles wanted to go out with was a perfect example- don't kill her, just give her immortal life. Another trick they should use more is hypnotism, which seems to be almost never used. And there are too many powerless vampires who serve basically as cannon fodder- where'd they come from?

Not to mention Buffy's hand to hand tactics. I don't recommend that against any real vampires you meet- if I were her, I'd stay well away from them and get industrial quantites of holy water from the local priest, and use HW grenades as well as that crossbow like all the time. Nothing would get close to her before it died. If you must fight in class, don't do it with bare fists, do it with a stake, come on.

Philip McCauley posted 06-23-99 01:48 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Philip McCauley    
The sci-fi cheese effect I love most is the 'explosion in space'. Try and find ONE sci-fi show where something that is blasted into bits doesn't explode, with much pyrotechnics and possibly flaming wreckage? Usually, there's a sound, too. I can see a very brief fireball because of some kind of equipment or engine propellant cooking off, but flames don't exist long in a nearly heatless vacuum.

Oh, and Dune does rely some on science. Ignore the psychic and religious stuff, (although some of that might fall into psychology, come to think of it...), and check the ecology. Look in the back of the book. Herbert goes into pretty deep detail to justify his desert planet and the life on it. It's not as detailed as SMAC is, but it's pretty thorough.

Bishop posted 06-23-99 07:46 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
My main grudge against ST (mainly Voyager) is that however badly damaged the crew, ship, shuttle, etc, etc, is it all returns to status quo in the end of the show. Nothing really happens that affects the plot on a fundemental basis. And the characters PUH-lease ! The only characters that has any potential (plot develelopment-wise) is The Doctor and SevenOfNine. That�s another thing right there ! The most interesting characters in ST is alien, has always been, will always be ! The only exceptions are Dr McCoy, and Captain Picard.

The only sci-fi show that really rocks is Babylon 5. This because the characters is more than pieces of card-board (sp?) moving against a two-dimensional background. And because B5 is written to be a maimum of 5 seasons, this allows the plot to take new and exiting turns and twists. And also because it�s more realistic in terms of future politics. It�s more likely that the earth will become a fascist dictatorship than the rosy (almost socialist) ST future. Unfortunately.

Bishop

Bishop posted 06-23-99 07:55 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
I�ve just realized that my post could be interpreted as biased against aliens, that�s not what I�ve intended. I�m no racist.

BTW has anyone seen "They live" (by John Carprenter), I saw last night. I thought it was a hoot (?). It proves what I�ve always been saying. The aliens run the capitalist system, forget the Jews, the communists or the negros it�s the aliens I�ll tell you ! Why won�t anyone listen to me !! (Bishop is dragged screaming away by the nice men in the white coats)

Bishop

Raven of Despair posted 06-23-99 11:39 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Raven of Despair    
Actually Bishop there is a precedent for the miraculous repairs of Voyager. It is called the "Star Blazers" effect. It allows to travel across space (296,000 light-years round trip in one earth year) and repair ANY damage to your ship. Even a huge hole in the side.

Of course, Voyager could use a nemesis like Desslock. To hell with the bloody Dominion! Go Gamelon Empire!

Dreadnought posted 06-23-99 12:13 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Bishop, why do you say Earth will most likely take a turn for the despotic in the future? Just curious.
OhWell posted 06-23-99 12:15 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Anybody remember Space 1999? That one was a hoot! An explosion blew the moon out of orbit and off into space. I always referred to it as �Space 1999, marked down from 2995.�
Bishop posted 06-23-99 01:20 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
Dreadnought
I didn�t say it would, I said it would be more likely to have a fascist dictatorship than a ST-style post-socialist society. In my dark moments I sometimes think people would be quite willing to live under a fascist dictatorship providing they had TV and booze for saturday night.

Bishop
I have faith in man (sometimes)

Bishop posted 06-23-99 01:31 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
OhWell
It�s funny I was watching some old episodes of "Mission Impossible" the other night when I had trouble sleeping, and there they were both Martin Landau and Barbara Bain. It was like another time when I watched yet another "Mission impossible"-episode (no sleeping difficulties this time though), and I saw Leonard Nimoy as bearded Cstro-style revolutionary. Spooky !

Why has no one has mentioned Dr Who ? There you have a series that didn�t have a particulary large budget for special effects . But it�s a hoot anyway

Bishop

OhWell posted 06-23-99 02:05 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Bishop,
Dr Who is on the SciFi channel over here, but kind of late. I have watched several episodes but I have to limit my viewing of British programs. You see, I overdosed on Benny Hill once. It wasn�t pretty.

IIRC your handle is from the android in �Aliens�. I hate to say it, but I didn�t really care for that movie. We went to see it when my wife was pregnant with our first kid (REAL BAD IDEA), but aside from that I was disappointed that it was basically Just Another Monster Movie. I had been hoping for something more. My favorite SciFi movie is �Forbidden Planet�. You may flame it now...

OhWell

JohnIII posted 06-23-99 02:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
I looved Aliens. Especially when the ceiling collapsed.
John III
dilbert posted 06-23-99 07:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dilbert    
Have you guys all forgotten about Independence Day and Starship Troopers, two terrible Sci-fi movies in terms of logic?
Independence Day was terrible because:
- Aliens do not use Windows 95 as their operating system. If they used it, they certainly wouldn't survive a interstellar travel.
- Aliens do not need to fly above each city in order to destroy them. That would take too long. Even US can destroy every major city in the world in less than 40 minutes.
Starship troopers is even worse than Independence Day for the following:
- Those troopers don't have any firepower(or Paul Verhoeven doesn't know anything about military), a regiment of National Guard could wipe them out in about 15 minutes.
- How in the hell could those bugs strike earth with some asteroids in their home world? There is no physics at all.
- All soldiers charge their enemies at once, emptying their magazines all at once. -> A very bad thing in combat.

By the way, I grew tired of this scheme:
Earth got invaded by some very advanced aliens, while a small band of freedom fighters tried to save the humanity and drive back those aliens. IMO, if an alien race could make interstellar travel and then decide to get rid of us, we don't stand a chance. If Francisco Pizarro conquered Incan Empire with 180 Spaniards and not much technological superiority, you all can figure out our chances.

Octopus posted 06-23-99 07:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Octopus  Click Here to Email Octopus     
OhWell: "�Aliens�. I hate to say it, but I didn�t really care for that movie."

Aliens is a great movie. It's one of the coolest action movies ever made. It also has some great, quotable lines, like:

"Is this going to be a stand up fight, or just another bug hunt?"
"Take off. Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

SnowFire posted 06-23-99 10:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
dilbert: Perhaps you mean Mac's as their operating system? Good thing Jeff Goldblum found their source code (in Phonecian script) and knew how to hack it.

Besides, that big cannon-thing was unnecesary for the aliens. The sonic booms created by something that big moving as fast as it could in the movie (from the travel times to different cities) would flatten the city before it could even fire up the cannon.

And the shields? Puh-leeze. Since when can a shield stop heat? The intense heat done by a nuclear bomb would have done something.

On SS Troopers- yeah, nothing like WW2 tactics applied to futuristic combat. And the ending was horrible. Just horrible. "Now we know how to fight the aliens." Yeah, you, um, shoot them. I have a feeling that a captured "brain bug" away from the colony would have little to no god spy knowledge, by the time they figured out how to extract it.

And by the way, Pizarro got lucky; The Incas could have crushed him if they chose. He travelled along treacherous mountain paths to get there, watched by Incas, and there, where cavalry is useless, they could have been crushed. Plus, ambush was a common tactic of the Incas. And then when Athatulpa came out to meet him, incredibly he did so away from the safety of the city, and took nothing but a bunch of unarmed retainers to Pizarro's army. Brave and honorable perhaps, but stupid. The only injury in the "battle" was to Pizarro when protecting Athatulpa from his own men. If you consider that when a revolt formed years later, the Spanish took years putting it down, after Pizarro's really fast conquest (which he did by decapitating the head of an over-centralized empire).

Dreadnought posted 06-23-99 10:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Dilbert- I agree with your points, but I'm just curious, how would the National Guard do better in combat than those Marines? The thing I wondered when I saw that movie was why didn't they use nukes at all? Or why didn't they just use more of those airstrikes? Those seemed to work pretty well.
Galen posted 06-23-99 11:24 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Galen  Click Here to Email Galen     
Sci Fi rules.
White_Cat posted 06-24-99 01:59 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for White_Cat  Click Here to Email White_Cat     
Here's another Trekism: the Magical Swiss Army Navigational Deflector. How many ridiculous things has it been able to do over the years? (As some background, its normal function is so push small pieces of space debris out of the way of the ship while at warp speed.)

- Used as some sort of weapon that was supposed to destroy the Borg cube (TNG "Best of Both Worlds")
- "Paint a Federation warp signature" on the Dominion power generator (DS9 season 6 finale)
- The worst one: in Voyager's season 4 finale, it was the secret behind the "slipstream drive" which lets them travel at unheard of speeds. The worst part was that Voyager's engineers were able to duplicate the technology on their own ship after only a few days of studying the alien ship, even though they'd never seen that method of propulsion before in their lives.

That's all I can think of right now, any others?

Bishop posted 06-24-99 05:34 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
OhWell
We went to see it when my wife was pregnant with our first kid (REAL BAD IDEA)

I�d say, what were you two thinking ?

but I didn�t really care for that movie.

ooohh, you heathen... "Aliens" is the best Sci-Fi/Action-movie ever made !

My favorite SciFi movie is "Forbidden Planet"
Do you mean that old movie from the �50�s with Leslie Nielsen ? I�d only seen bits of that, not very convincing bits at that.

I hate to ask, but what does IIRC stand for ?

Octopus
Don�t forget this one:
Hudson: Hey Vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
Vasquez: No, have you ?

Bishop

SnowFire posted 06-24-99 07:32 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
"If I recall correctly."

My main problem with the Borg is that they are really, really, dumb. A few issues:

In that same episode, Riker says "And you know that Picard trusted me implicitly," to convince the Borg of his serene and honest nature. The problem is, Picard trusted him when they were on the same side. Only if Picard was an idiot would they trust him now, and if the Borg have assimilated any other humans at all, than they would know that anyone saying "Trust me" is suspicious. Plus, in all the Trek movies, you can walk freely around the Borg cube if "they don't consider you a threat." Give me a break. In First Contact, the Borg had assmilated enough crew members to know who the officers were (if it weren't for their shiny red uniforms saying kill me! kill me! in the first place, a la Redcoats), and I'd say that assimilating officers would be priority number 1- like every available Borg would swoop down on Picard as soon as he entered Borg territory.

Dreadnought- the National Guard would use anti-personel tank shells to destroy the entire Mobile Infantry before it got close enough to do any damage, which it wouldn't since the NG would only use tanks, to which machine gun fire is basically ineffective. A few SAM's as well as friendly air support would prevent the air support of the MI from doing much damage.

Dreadnought posted 06-24-99 08:17 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Snowfire- I think I just misunderstood what Dilbert had said. When he refered to "them", I assumed he was refering to the aliens, not the troopers. But, you know what they say about assuming.....
DerekM posted 06-24-99 09:17 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DerekM  Click Here to Email DerekM     
It's almost silly to criticize any TV or movie for scientific realism. Everything is done for dramatic intent. My favorite examples:

1) In "Eraser," the rail guns supposedly fired rounds that moved "at the speed of light."

2) "Armageddon" was too stupid to watch, although I did. I didn't know nukes had timers that shut off if they lose radio contact, or that rocks could get pissed off.

3) Anybody ever seen the gun battle at the end of "Desperado" with Antonio Banderas? Guns only run out of ammo when it is dramatically convenient. Also, why did Banderas carry around all those guns, when he only used his two pistols?

4) In "Predator," how does infrared imaging see ANYTHING in 100+ degree heat? It's supposed to be one of the hottest seasons, ever

5) In "The Phantom Menace," they take a submarine through the core of the planet!

SciFi TV Shows:

Battlestar Galactica
Buck Rogers (my girlfried had a crush on Gil Gerard when she was a kid - yuck)
Sliders
Star Trek (4 shows)
Lost in Space (talk about corny)
Quantum Leap
Manimal
VR5
Misfits of Science (yee gods, did that suck)
V (yes, it was a TV show for a while after the miniseries)
War of the Worlds
Nowhere Man
The Pretender (arguable)
Earth 2
Seaquest DSV
Space Above and Beyond
Babylon 5
The Bionic Man/Woman
The Incredible Hulk (Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.)
3rd Rock from the Sun (it has aliens, doesn't it?)
Space: 1999

God, there's been tons of it. I think I remember something called Supertrain, and then there was a kid's series staring Jim Neighbors as an android (but we could list kids cartoons forever -- not to mention the dubbed anime like Starblazers, which in Japan was Space Cruiser Yamato, or something like that). It gets even worse if you count things with fantasy/horror influences, like Dark Shadows, Buffy, Xena/Hercules, Poltergeist, Friday the 13th, etc.

I'm just happy when the acting and special effects don't suck, never mind the realism.

Dreadnought posted 06-24-99 10:28 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
DerekM- I found a few flaws in your post, but then again I'm an insane nitpicker.

1) In "Eraser," the rail guns supposedly fired rounds that moved "at the speed of light."

Actually, they said the guns fired at the speed of sound, entirly possible when using electromagnetic fields as propulsion.

2) "Armageddon" was too stupid to watch, although I did. I didn't know nukes had timers that shut off if they lose radio contact, or that rocks could get pissed off.

Also, how the hell does ONE nuke rip an asteriod the size of Texas (there are no asteriods of this size recorded, anyway) in half by travelling a mere 800 feet into the center??? Yee Gods!

4) In "Predator," how does infrared imaging see ANYTHING in 100+ degree heat? It's supposed to be one of the hottest seasons, ever

You might be right about this, but I'm quite sure that infared imaging detects signifigant heat signatures. Otherwise, infared imaging would be useless except in cold temperatures.

5) In "The Phantom Menace," they take a submarine through the core of the planet!

You see, I you were a Star Wars nerd such as myself, you would know that the planet Naboo had no molten core, which attributed to it's diverse climates.

Picker posted 06-24-99 10:36 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Picker  Click Here to Email Picker     
In armagedon, theoretically, if you were to get a nuke exactly precisely on the right spot on a fault line, an asteroid that size could be blown up, but the odds of doing it are astronomical.
OhWell posted 06-24-99 10:36 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Bishop,
On seeing �Aliens� the first time: I had no idea that monsters would be breaking out of peoples stomachs in that movie.
On �Forbidden Planet�: Remember, that was �50�s movie technology so, in context, the effects were good. Anyway, the thing I liked most was the plot.

dilbert, SnowFire, Dreadnought
On Starship troopers : Did anyone ever read the book? The book was very good. The movie SUCKED. I was really pissed at what they did to that story in the movie. In the book, the troopers had powered armor and were more than a match for any bug one on one. The problem was that they were outnumbered about a 100 to 1 most of the time. dilbert is right, a 1999 Armored Cavalry regiment from the US Army would have done better that the troopers in the movie.

Octopus,
I was referring to the original �Alien� movie. I don�t really like �monster� movies. A movie can have a monster or alien, but it has have some background and be believable. In �Alien�, there was this huge derelict ship full of alien �eggs�. Where did it come from? Why the hell were they transporting the eggs anyway? After all, they had killed the crew of the ship! Then, that guy gets �infected� (or whatever you want to call it) by an egg. Ok, but when the alien �hatches� out of the guy it is quite small. A little bit later, it is bigger than a person. Where did it get the energy and mass to grow so fast? And molecular acid for blood? Get real! I guess that, bottom line, I felt that the whole movie was just an excuse to have a monster jump out of the dark and kill people. As I said, I just don�t like that type of movie. BTW, this is just the reasons for my personal feelings about that movie. If you or anyone else liked it, I have no problem with that (and obviously, a lot of people did like it). I agree that the later movies were good action movies and had some good lines.

Octopus posted 06-24-99 10:59 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Octopus  Click Here to Email Octopus     
"A movie can have a monster or alien, but it has have some background and be believable."

Alien is one of the best horror movies ever made. It is insanely suspenseful. I felt that the "background" of the alien was cool. Leaving some questions unanswered is frequently the best way to go. The original script to Alien called for a subplot which went into the alien life cycle, but they dropped that and put in the Ash plot instead (probably resulting in a better movie). After the alien gets on board, its origin is purely academic. The derelict alien ship is suitably spooky and Lovecraftian that I think further exposition would have detracted from it. Although the obvious answer to "Why the hell were they transporting the eggs anyway?" is "the same reason the Nostromo was -- the aliens are parasites and 'infected' that ship from some other source". I believe that the original intent of the "egg" stage is so the aliens could survive a long period of dormancy between finding an old and a new host.

"Where did it get the energy and mass to grow so fast?"

The Nostromo carried supplies. Where did the crew get the breakfast they were eating?

"I felt that the whole movie was just an excuse to have a monster jump out of the dark and kill people."

Actually, the movie's intent was to create suspense and excitement, which it definitely did. Frequently in movies, "less is more". Lots of exposition kills a movie. The character of the alien in Alien is completely established by his (her?) actions. The same goes for all the other characters. It is a very effective movie, and a very, very good one.

MikeH II posted 06-24-99 11:05 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
Starship Troopers: I haven't read the book but the film is brilliant. It's so ironic. The media portrayal is superb. The adverts where they had kids crushing bugs was great. The climax where they capture the brain bug and find out "It's afraid" is classic. All the marines are cheering because they have got a scared bug.

The science fiction is bad? No argument but the way I see it it's poking fun at the whole mystique of war movies but setting it outside the traditional timeline so that it's more palatable as an ironic comment.

You have the classic recritment, kid goes to training camp (include nasty drill Seargent and training accident here) then they are off to war. All done with a tongue so firmly in its cheek that it's in danger of becoming a cheek burster. In fact I don't think you could find a war film cliche which Verhofen has missed. The acting is appalling, it's absolutely perfect.

As I said I haven't read the book and I'm sure Verhofen has taken a lot of liberties but I couldn't believe what he was getting away with. I don't know how much of the political and ironic stuff was in the book. Certainly the film references wouldn't have been as I think it is a fairly old book. I'm going to have to read it if I can find it sometime. Can anyone remember who it's by?

DerekM posted 06-24-99 11:08 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DerekM  Click Here to Email DerekM     
I am absolutely positive that I heard one of the characters referring to them going at the speed of light in Eraser.

Infrared detects heat -- infrared radiation. How is the sensor supposed to know what is significant? It doesn't work too well in really hot environments.

As for Naboo, is it possible for a planet large enough to have normal gravity to also not have a molten core? What would that have to do with diverse environments? Earth has diverse environments and a molten core.

I missed a few significant shows, of course:
Knight Rider, Stargate SG-1, Land of the Giants, The Invaders, My Favorite Martian, Red Dwarf, Alien Nation, Time Trax, TekWar and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. The Bionic Man was actually called "The Six Million Dollar Man."

Another Armageddon thing: Why would you put miniguns on a space rover going to a barren asteroid? Were they expecting to saw the damn thing apart with bullets? Ask NASA -- you don't launch anything you don't have to. Also, how can you run around firing a shotgun on an oil rig? Wouldn't that be extremely dangerous?

DerekM posted 06-24-99 11:14 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DerekM  Click Here to Email DerekM     
Who was it by? Gods, no wonder you liked the movie. It was by Robert Heinlein, one of the best science fiction authors ever(although his work was fairly populist at first, and some of his final books stretched credibility too far, IMNSHO). Read "Friday," "Starship Troopers" or "Tunnel in the Sky."
MikeH II posted 06-24-99 11:29 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
I had just forgotten his name.

The film is a bit of a Verhofen ego trip. I like it as a film rather than a piece of serious science fiction. Which it isn't.

OhWell posted 06-24-99 11:35 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Octopus,
�Aliens is a great movie. It's one of the coolest action movies ever made.�
�Alien is one of the best horror movies ever made.�
�Actually, the movie's intent was to create suspense and excitement.�

I don�t disagree with any of these statements. I just personally prefer a different type of science fiction movie or story.

Although the obvious answer to "Why the hell were they transporting the eggs anyway?" is "the same reason the Nostromo was -- the aliens are parasites and 'infected' that ship from some other source�.

It seemed that the eggs, on the derelict ship, were arranged for transport in the hold of the ship, not just laying around. I had thought that maybe it would come out that they (the aliens) were really some type of doomsday biological weapon that had gotten out of control or something. (After all, that was why the earth military was interested in them) But their origin remained pretty much a mystery.

�The character of the alien in Alien is completely established by his (her?) actions.�

The thing about aliens is that their alien.

Spoe posted 06-24-99 11:49 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
"I don't know how much of the political and ironic stuff was in the book."

More political stuff(it's a good half the book) but in a completely different light(the neofascist imagery isn't there, for example). The irony seems to be Verhoven's contribution alone.

OhWell posted 06-24-99 11:57 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Yea, I can see how the movie (Starship Troopers) might have taken on a whole different light if you had not read the book first. However, I really liked that book when I was a kid and still feel that the movie did a disservice to the story.
MikeH II posted 06-24-99 11:59 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
I thought so it seems like him. I thought the neo-facist thing was unnecessary. It is powerful visually and it reinforces the idea that the humans are the bad guys but I think that would still have come across anyway.
MikeH II posted 06-24-99 12:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
That was a reply to Spoe's post!

We've all seen books we love ruined by films.

JohnIII posted 06-24-99 01:22 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
"But their origin remained pretty much a mystery."
Are you saying this is a bad thing? Anyway, Alien and Aliens were the two best movies of the series, as the other two were crap.
John III
dilbert posted 06-24-99 01:27 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dilbert    
Dreadnaught:

Those SS troopers are only armed with rifles and grenades, no tanks, no artillery, no airpower. An armored NG regiment would have about 50 M1 tanks, dozen MRLS and Apaches. They can also call for close air support. In a minute, a single MRLS can devastate an area that has the size of six football field with 7800 shells, each of them equivalent to a handgrenade. Considering how concentrated those SS troopers are fighting, a battery(8 launchers) of MRLS should finish those guys in about a minute. I just want to say how pathetic firepower those troopers have.

BTW, I refer "them" to the troopers. Regarding the bugs, I would launch several hundred nuclear missles on their home planet, then see what happens.

OhWell posted 06-24-99 01:37 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Dilbert, Have you read the book? Uh... "Starship Troopers" that is?
OhWell posted 06-24-99 01:55 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
JohnIII,

I have only seen the first two (I think). The original �Alien� and the one where Ripley (sp?) and the marines go to the human colony and end up rescuing the little girl from the hive (that was the second one right?). Maybe I need to clarify a point here: For the type of movie that they were suposed to be, the two movies were good. I went to the original movie expecting something different (obviously, or I would not have taken my wife!) and was somewhat disappointed.

As to the origin of the Aliens remaining a mystery. I can�t say that it is a good thing or a bad thing. After all, it is not my story. However, there were such rich possibilities there that were not exploited.

dilbert posted 06-24-99 02:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dilbert    
OhWell,
I only watched the movie, and that was bad. I will not comment on the book since I have not read it. My complaints are directed at the movie, not the book.
OhWell posted 06-24-99 02:42 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
dilbert,
I agree 100% that the movie was bad. If one had read the book and liked the story, the movie was almost painful to watch. If you get a chance you should look at the book. It�s back in print now.
Spoe posted 06-24-99 02:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
dilbert:
Let me describe the Mobile Infantry trooper of the book.
He wear a armored exoskeleton alowwing him to jump of buildings, drop into combat from orbit(no landing craft), carry 'pony' nuke and a large assortment of conventional weapons. He is, in short, the match for any modern platoon of tanks.

Just one of the many things the movie screwed up.

Dreadnought posted 06-24-99 03:12 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Yeah and think of how cool the movie would have been if the troopers were like that.
OhWell posted 06-24-99 03:20 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
The Starship Troopers powered armor put the �M� in Mobile Infantry. They could jump for a long way (several hundred yards). Plus, they could activate the suits �jump jets� for even longer jumps at the cost of more �jump juice�. They had armor and advanced Command Control and Communications. They had food, water and life support and could even operate in a vacuum. As Spoe mentioned, they carried plenty of weapons. They even had a �flamer� (he he he) In short, the suits were the technological centerpiece of the story and they completely left them out of the movie! That they did that was, in one word, unbelievable.
MiKaeLe posted 06-24-99 03:40 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
I don't know why all of you didn't like the Starship Troopers film, since it was a good, action packed movie. But, as most of the films of the newer gen it has nothing to do with sci-fi.

But, this is not why i put my post here. I wanted to know if someone has read the book "Battle field Earth", damn, i can't remember the author, but it is one of the writers who were working in the 50's. It's a realy excelent book, and i just couldn't escape the feeling that it would make a great movie. And now, suddenly i hear that there's gonna be a movie by that name, and that the author if the book that the movie is based on, is possibly the i-just-can't-remember-his-name.
I realy look forward to this since none of the great sf authors can realy make a book that can have a script based on her. Don't get me wrong, i love sf, i love Lem, Asimov, Hodgis and al of them, but only few of Clarke's books and this one are realy sootable for a movie.

MiKaeLe
[picking through the ashtray for leftovers after a hard day]

JohnIII posted 06-24-99 03:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
That's what dissapointed me most about the film, the weakness on the M.I.
John III
OhWell posted 06-24-99 03:51 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
MiKaeLe,

�Battle Field Earth� was by L. Ron Hubbard (see Scientology thread). The copy of the book that I have says on the cover �Soon to be a major motion picture.� That was many, many years ago. Scientology not withstanding I did like the story.

JohnIII posted 06-24-99 03:54 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
Has anyone mentioned First Contact yet? For me, that was the Star Trek movie.
John III
MiKaeLe posted 06-24-99 04:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
Ahhh... L.Ron Hubbard ...yes, one of the founders of the good sf story...and i wasn't speaking about the making a movie writen on the book. I saw somewhere...on TV or heard on radio...i think they are making a movie right now. We all know that there's no inspiration in Hollywood any more, so they are going over some old stuff...and re-doing it.

MiKaeLe

Bishop posted 06-24-99 04:42 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
I think you just did... I�ll have to agree with you altough I think that films II-IV (The Wrath of Kahn, The search for Spock and The voyage home) is just as good.

Bishop
BTW I never liked Heinlein (both film and book)

Bishop posted 06-24-99 04:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
The last post was intended for JohnIII
Spoe posted 06-24-99 04:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
Travolta is pushing the Battlefield Earth movie, IIRC.

"I don't know why all of you didn't like the Starship Troopers film, since it was a good, action packed movie. But, as most of the films of the newer gen it has nothing to do with sci-fi."

It was an action packed movie that had holes in it you could drive a Guild Heighliner through. It was even worse if you'd read the book and saw the mangling that was done.

Raven of Despair posted 06-24-99 04:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Raven of Despair    
Have to agree with Spoe here. The book version of Starship Troopers is amazing. The movie was awful.
The lack of powered armor was an enormous problem. Also the fact that nobody on Earth seems to have a clue as to what tactics are.
Secondly, as I recall, there was no romance. Rico meets up with the female pilot (Inez?)once in the book after graduation. In the book, Inez also shaved her head because of zero-G. Startled the hell out of Rico.
Carl was NOT a Gestapoesque officer.
Also, the hypnosis thing was not adequately covered. In the book, hypnosis is used not only for briefings, but as a control mechanism. Sarge decides it is time for you to sleep, you sleep without even knowing it. I liked that idea (as fiction.)

"One, two, three--Johnnie!"

Hugo Rune posted 06-24-99 05:05 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
I think Dune has more in common with a good fantasy stoy than with an SF one. Technology never really plays any important part in it, while a fully believable world does, with whole ecological and social systems that can only be found in High Fantasy and a few SF books.
Dreadnought posted 06-24-99 05:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Do you mean in the book there was no romance? Whenver a movie is made from a book, there always has to be a romance, no matter how badly it destroys the plot. Go figure.
MiKaeLe posted 06-24-99 09:36 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
Spoe
Yes, as a matter of fact i think i heard that Travolta is starring. Where can i find some info about this? Any official pages or anything to enlighten me? About the Movie Battle field Earth that is.

And about the Starship troopers, well, i don't think you can say that there are holes in it, since the way i see this film, i'd put in the same category with Spawn, Blade and other good action films. And compared to them, this movie rates great.

Cheers

MiKaeLe

MiKaeLe posted 06-24-99 10:40 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
For all those STAR WARS fans out there.

Please compare these two pics.

This one is from Star Wars


And this one is from 2001: A space Odissey


Which one do you find to be more Science, and which one do you find to be more fiction?


MiKaeLe

walruskkkch posted 06-24-99 11:14 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
Battlefield Earth is currently in development, they haven't started shooting the film yet and yes as of now John Travolta is supposed to star. Found the info at www.hsx.com a movie(and soon to be music) stockmarket type game on the internet you can join in on for free.(They are adding a music related exchange so they aren't registering new people until Monday.
walruskkkch posted 06-24-99 11:18 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
Forgot to add this in the last post. If you want a REALLY bad adaptation of a Heinlein novel don't see "The Puppet Masters". The original juvie title was a somewhat interesting comment on the threat of the "Communist menace" but that subtext couldn't fly in the 90's when the film was made. They should make "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress", and play up the libertarian sub text big time.

Your faithful and obedient servant

White_Cat posted 06-24-99 11:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for White_Cat  Click Here to Email White_Cat     
Re: Naboo, there's some theories on how it could have formed without a molten core and speculation on the effects this would have on the planet (eg.- no magnetic field). Find them at the Star Wars Technical Commentaries (excellent site with lots of info on other subjects, BTW).

Mikaele: What's the context of the 2001 picture? I've never actually seen that movie.

MiKaeLe posted 06-24-99 11:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
walruskkkch Thnx man. Will check it out.

White_cat I wouldn't like to go into explanation of the odissey...since it would be too long for this post...and it has already gotten over 80. But make sure you either read the books (odisseys 2001,2010,2056,2072,3001), or watch the movies(odisseys 2001 and 2010).

Octopus posted 06-24-99 11:50 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Octopus  Click Here to Email Octopus     
I fully expected Starship Troopers to be horrible, because I read the book. However, because I had such low expectations going in I actually enjoyed it when I saw it on video. It's not a horrible film.

dilbert posted 06-25-99 12:07 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dilbert    
Scientifically speaking, Star Wars is not a great movie. Just a few points:
- You can not hear sound in space.
- WWII style air combat do not apply in space. Even today's air combats usaully happen outside of the visual range.
- It seems that all parties in Star Wars lack heavy artillery and missle weapons.

The reason I love Star Wars is its storyline. Beside watching all four movies, I also read the Thrawn trilogy, Jedi Academy trilogy and the Darksaber. They are all really great stories. Does anyone have any comments for this books?
MikeH II posted 06-25-99 05:51 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
Didn't anyone else find Starship Troopers funny? I laughed my head off through that film. The recruitment sergeant's "Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today."

I've seen a few clear up things for Star Wars, the "Kessel run in under x parsecs" cleared up because when you are flying through a black hole region (!?), like you do on the Kessel run, extra speed allows you to go closer to the event horizons hence it's a shorter distance. (any comments Spoe? )
The scream of the Tie Fighters is, obviously, the noise the sensors make (!?) presumably we are hearing the laser blasts from the perspective of each individual pilot. Anyway WWI style dogfighting makes for great cinema. As does close toe to toe infantry combat. Realistic futuristic combat is dull.
Showing realistic combat would make a more realistic more boring film. Then you have to find things like carachters and dialogue. Ugh. Why should any big budget director have to resort to such primitive tricks.

Provost Harrison posted 06-25-99 09:31 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Provost Harrison  Click Here to Email Provost Harrison     
Starship Troopers was OK in it's own kind of way. However, I like sci-fi that evokes questions in my mind (scientific or political), and I didn't find it did this particularly well. And what a strange society (must have been Demo/FM/Power ). Not the greatest film.

However, there is a lot of sci-fi that provokes thoughts in my mind, even Star Trek and SMAC. But I just found Starship Troopers didn't do this. it was just gratuitous violence (I don't object to this, I've got a strong stomach, I just expect a little more in a film, that's all)

Provost Harrison posted 06-25-99 09:33 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Provost Harrison  Click Here to Email Provost Harrison     
There is no sound in space, but it wouldn't be very dramatic if this wasn't portrayed. I think the producers are aware of the scientific accuracy, but it doesn't have the same impact if the Starship Enterprise flying past engaged it's warp drive and shot off silently, would it now?
OhWell posted 06-25-99 10:41 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
walruskkkch,
John Travolta as Johnny Goodboy Tyler? Agrahaaaa....

MikeH II,
Yea, I can see how one might find Starship Troopers funny if you had not read the book first.

White_Cat
At the end of 2001, astronaut David Bowman has been converted to a higher stage of human evolution by an alien artifact. He sees himself as a starchild and takes the physical form in MiKaeLe�s picture.

Octopus,
Are you saying that you expected the movie to be bad because you didn�t like the book either? I wasn�t expecting Starship Troopers to be the best movie ever, but it was worse that I had imagined it could be (having read the book that is or maybe because I had read the book). They needed a disclaimer: �Any resemblance between the book �Starship Troopers� and the movie �Starship Troopers� is purely coincidental and not the responsibility of the producer.�

JohnIII posted 06-25-99 01:09 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
"The scream of the Tie Fighters is, obviously, the noise the sensors make (!?) presumably we are hearing the laser blasts from the perspective of each individual pilot."
I thought the noises were just added "because they sounded good". You make a good point about interesting combat, though, which is probably why I am so fascinated in historical engagements.
John III
Spoe posted 06-25-99 01:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
"I've seen a few clear up things for Star Wars, the "Kessel run in under x parsecs" cleared up because when you are flying through a black hole region (!?), like you do on the Kessel run, extra speed allows you to go closer to the event horizons hence it's a shorter distance. (any comments Spoe? )"

Well, since you ask, it'd have to be an awfully big black hole for the difference to be meaningfully measured in parsecs(3+ light years/parsec).

Spoe posted 06-25-99 01:16 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
"Aliens do not use Windows 95 as their operating system. If they used it, they certainly wouldn't survive a interstellar travel."

ISTR that a couple years ago the USN was working on using off-the-shelf computers. One of the Ticonderogas(I forget which, could probably find it) was dead in the water for a while because the Windows NT box running the ship crashed.

Spoe posted 06-25-99 01:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
Looked into it abit more. It was the USS Yorktown. It was dead in the water for 2 hr 45 min because someone entered a zero where they weren't supposed to and brought the system.
OhWell posted 06-25-99 02:42 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Yea and, as soon as all of the US weapons systems are up and running under Windows NT, Bill Gates is going to take over the world! BwaHaHaHaHa! What? What? The server crashed again? Damn! The world is saved!
MiKaeLe posted 06-25-99 03:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
OhWell

Hey Why do you have a problem with Travolta beeing Tyler? Who else? Nicolas Cage? MWAHAHAHA...i think he'll fit good in the part...if he keeps that new artistic look of his. lol

And as i have wrote before, explaining the pic of 2001 is more difficult then just a single sentence.

quote:
At the end of 2001, astronaut David Bowman has been converted to a higher stage of human evolution by an alien artifact. He sees himself as a starchild and takes the physical form in MiKaeLe�s picture

An alien artifact??? Have you read all the odisseys?


And about Star Wars...well, we don't have to bother talking about the reality present in this film...since there's none of it
And i just hate those sharp headed X-Wings..it would be much better if they would make them look like a cube or something..

Cheers

MiKaeLe

OhWell posted 06-25-99 03:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
MiKaeLe,

I am just not a fan of John Travolta. Sorry...

Yes, I have read all of the books in the �Space Odyssey� series... I was even one of the few who �got it� when the movie first came out. In 2001, the monolith was considered to be an alien artifact. In the context of the 2001 movie I feel that my description, while brief, covers the salient points relating to the picture that you posted. I do agree that there is a ton more that could be said about it though!

�cube or something�
Like the �Borg??

Dreadnought posted 06-25-99 03:48 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
You want to know the worst Sci-Fi movie ever?

Wing Commander. Oh man that was terrible. I remember walking out of the theatre and hearing some guy say, "What the f*ck is a pligrim?" The rpoblem with that movie was they assumed everyone seeing that movie had played the game triogy.

SnowFire posted 06-25-99 03:55 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Octopus: Oh, sure, if you watched Starship Troopers the same way as you might watch Xena: Warrior Princess, it's fine. Enjoy the show, and don't wonder why the main army of bugs are politely holding back when the main bug tunnels under the fort and no one is manning the walls anymore.

Unfortunately, I can only do that so long and enjoy it. After about 10 minutes of standing in the same room as my dad watching Xena, I need air. Same with SST- it was on for free awhile ago, and I watched parts of it at a time.

MikaLee: I find it more probable that there are alien artifacts and starchilds than a galaxy where, given the preconditions of their technology and the Force, battles are fought the way they are.

And instead of trying to justify parsecs, it's a lot more probable some script writer said "Quick! Give me a science word."

OhWell posted 06-25-99 04:03 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
�You want to know the worst Sci-Fi movie ever? �

Anybody ever hear of �The Fantastic Invasion of Planet Earth�? There is a picture right next to the word �sucks� in the dictionary!

walruskkkch posted 06-25-99 04:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
Gotta jump in here and defend Xena! The show is great, it ain't history but so what? The only time it drags is when it gets preachy but otherwise its got action and comedy and keeps you entertained for an hour. Besides, the babe factor is great, Lucy Lawless rules except when out babed by Hudson Leick. No Sir! I will defend this show til the death!
Shall we say, "Pistols at dawn!"

A Xenite and damned proud of it.

Your faithful and obedient servant

SnowFire posted 06-25-99 04:21 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
walruskkkch: All true. It's enjoyable putting your brain in neutral sometimes... but not all the time. I'm a nitpicker at heart, and don't get me started on some of the nits to pick with those plots/evil schemes/Xena's schemes/battles.

Still, I definitely gotta give you the hour of action and comedy.

Raven of Despair posted 06-25-99 04:31 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Raven of Despair    
The funny thing is that the whole pilgrim idea was never in the games. they invented it for the movie to create dramatic tension.
The truly sad part is that WC3 and WC4 had better acting. (Well, at least Malcolm McDowell.)
walruskkkch posted 06-25-99 04:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
You are right, there ARE lots of nits to pick on Xena(After majoring in history I literally CRINGE at the abuse the historical timeline receives from that show)but like any movie you have to be willing to suspend you disbelief for the story. What makes a good show better than a bad show(or movie) is if you can suspend you disbelief. All the bad movies listed here on this thread have that in common in most people's opinion. THe "They couldn't do that" or "No way", "it's not realistic" etc. etc. comments. The plots on Xena aren't meant to be taken literally, they are devices for the action and the message(like a large number of shows). I've always believed you need to accept things for what they are, if you want plot rent a Bergman movie, if you want things blowing up and bad guys getting killed rent a Bruce Willis movie. Just don't compare the 2 because each is doing something different and usually for quite different reasons or purposes. Kind of back on topic I would conclude by saying what makes a movie really bad is when it's a "Willis" flic trying to be a "Bergman" movie, that is so hard to pull off.

As always, I remain,

Your faithful and obedient servant

Dreadnought posted 06-25-99 05:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Raven- The reason the movie sucked beucase they had the lead programer of the WC games direct the damn movie. Hell, I couldve written a better script, or at least pulled one out of my ass.
MiKaeLe posted 06-25-99 05:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
OhWell, what was the name of the alien who kidnappes Tyler? The security officer? i know that there was a implication in the name to some political issues in that time...if you don't remember, that's ok...'couse i sure don't.

MiKaeLe
Gotta get me that book.

Dreadnought posted 06-25-99 10:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
MiKaeLe- What movie are you talking about, maybe I know. I probly don't, though.
Q Cubed posted 06-25-99 11:05 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Q Cubed  Click Here to Email Q Cubed     
Is it just me, or is it odd that ST:VOY has so many shuttles that get destroyed, but they still have many others?

ST:TNG's Galaxy-class Enterprise, if I remember correctly, only had a capacity of like 20 or so, and is almost twice the size of Voyager.

Or is it that Voyager is actually just one BIG shuttlebay?

MiKaeLe posted 06-25-99 11:11 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
Dreadnought, i was talking about the book-hopefully soon to become a movie Battlefield Earth.
Octopus posted 06-25-99 11:16 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Octopus  Click Here to Email Octopus     
"Are you saying that you expected the movie to be bad because you didn�t like the book either?"

Let me clarify, I read the book and heard that they were making the movie without the power armor. If you are going to take out the "cool" part of that story, why the hell would you want to make a movie out of it? I couldn't imagine how you could make the movie even remotely enjoyable without the MI in action.

SnowFire: I will not stand by and have you badmouth Xena, Warrior Princess. That show is brilliant (well, at least some episodes). If they would drop the dramatic stuff (which has all sucked without Callisto) and focus on the action/comedy aspects, it would be superb! How can you not love Joxer the Mighty? (And Callisto is great, too, of course).

DerekM posted 06-26-99 11:22 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DerekM  Click Here to Email DerekM     
MiKaiLe, the alien's name was Terl (sp?), and he was a member of the Psychlo race.

I always liked Galactic Bank, which really should be PAN-Galactic Bank, but is still called Galactic bank because it makes people feel like it's the bank for THEIR galaxy.

walruskkkch posted 06-26-99 01:37 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
I just saw the newest episode of Farscape last night and here's a first for a SciFi show. The living ship they ride around in is pregnant. I think this show has possibilities of being a really good show without the technobabble of Star Trek and a small cast of characters, as opposed to the larger ensemble cast of Voyager and DSN.
Good to see some other Xena fans out there.
Callisto rules!

Your faithful and obedient servant

White_Cat posted 06-26-99 10:34 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for White_Cat  Click Here to Email White_Cat     
Q Cubed: I assume that Voyager just replicates the parts they need to build new shuttles. ("Sorry everyone, but you'll have to go on quarter rations again this week. Paris just crashed yet another shuttle into the port nacelle, and we gave the Delta Flyer to some group of aliens because they looked sad.")
SnowFire posted 06-28-99 08:15 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
(Blatantly stolen from some other SMAC poster in another ST discussion)

"Captain, we lost another shuttle."
"Okay, beam the pieces back on board, and use more duct tape this time."

I think the Voyager is supposed to have 2 shuttles.

Spoe posted 06-29-99 11:46 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
Octo:
Considering that the PA was almost completely irrelevent they probably could have made a good movie out of Starship Troopers without the armor. The real important part of the book was History and Moral Philosophy, not the extremely limited combat scenes(what, about two fairly small parts of the book, with the possible additions of the training section, though the PA wasn't that important to that part of the book either). One of the points driven home by the quotes RAH used at the start of each chapter is that it applied equally well to any soldier at any time in any army(he wrote it, IIRC, because he was p/oed about the treatment of POWs anr/or veterans of Korea).
Of course, the PA is pretty much the only visually cool part of the book for a film maker to latch onto. Too bad they didn't go for it and instead decided to go fascist with it.
MikeH II posted 06-29-99 12:03 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
I thought the main reason for portraying the combat as they did was to make it more relevant to all past wars. If you give all the troopers power armour and make them a lot harder than the bugs you lose the sense of careless abandon with which the generals throw their troops into combat. It turns the generals into uncaring monsters if you make the soldiers weak and expendable.

I think sometimes to get a story across you have to suspend reality to a certain extent. The problem the film of SST has is that it was a well liked and respected book which has been altered drastically for the film maker's vision. If you completely seperate the film from the book, taking them as two completely seperate stories putting across different aspects of the same problem you might get what I mean. There is a lot more depth to that film than the surface enjoyable space romp.

Anyone read the book The Running Man? Stephen King wrote it under the name Richard Bachman (I think) Great book I thought, really made me think. The film had a character with the same name and a game show but that was the only similarity.

I couldn't find the Starship Troopers book at the weekend but I did get 2 Kim Stanley Robinson books I'd never seen before so it's going to have to wait for a little while although I am ripping through them at a fair old rate.

MikeH II posted 06-29-99 12:06 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
I meant to put a after enjoyable space romp, that was a little joke.
OhWell posted 06-29-99 02:07 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Spoe,

�Considering that the PA was almost completely irrelevant they probably could have made a good movie out of Starship Troopers without the armor. �

Humm... I guess that if you peel any story down far enough, you will find that many elements of the story are �irrelevant� to the underlying ideas presented by the story. I seem to remember that there are actually a fairly small number of basic story plots. Anyway, most stories have several levels. The surface goal is usually to entertain the reader. What may seem irrelevant at a deeper level may be critical at a higher level. So, about Powered armor being �completely irrelevant� to the Starship Troopers story. I�m sorry, but I just have to disagree with that statement. While it is true that the combat scenes made up a relatively small portion of the book, the powered armor was central to the concept of the Mobile Infantry and �balanced� the human combat capabilities with the bugs. The PA put the �M� in Mobile Infantry. In fact IIRC there was a statement similar to that in the book. Besides, it was way cool!

I do agree that the sessions in the History and Moral Philosophy class were very thought provoking and more important to the main point that RAH was trying to get across: That �rights� are not �free� and if you do nothing to earn your �rights� they are of little real value to you. Look at the US today. Most people don�t bother to vote and many who do are uninformed. Anyway, the ideas on �rights� and that a person can not vote until after completing military service were very interesting.

MikeH II,

Right on!

Noisy posted 06-29-99 02:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Noisy  Click Here to Email Noisy     
I'm just posting to help this thread overtake Project 500.

Noisy
Great Wdeeb, Chief Idoit of the Planet Sutpid

OhWell posted 06-29-99 02:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
I�m tired of talking about how stupid the Starship Troopers movie was. Let�s talk about something else.

How about the Abyss? When the movie first came out, I didn�t go see it. I thought that it was Just Another Monster Movie. Then, I noticed that the book, based on that movie, was authored by Orson Scott Card. Anyway, the book was super. Card had done his usual excellent job of character development so that you could really feel what each person was thinking and why they acted as they did. Then I bought the movie. The movie was also very good, but having read the book first enhanced the movie tremendously. Sadly, the book is out of print.

What do you think about �The Abyss�.

Do we need a new thread?

Dreadnought posted 06-29-99 02:22 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
MikeH, what Kim Stanley Robinson books? Are they new? I loved the Mars trilogy and I thought that was all he wrote, but I guess not.
Eccles posted 06-29-99 05:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Eccles    
Don't forget 'The Martians' the new hardback by KSR. It has some alternative histories, subplots and explaination of the terraforming. I love it!

Wing Commander Movie I will never see it in this damn country, so can't make up my mind about it. The Books were good, as was WC4, WC3. They both actually had good acting in it. WC5 was a waste of time, no damn plot or decent acting!
The Movie was bastardised just to fit the proles who haven't played the game. But hey, if they remade WC3, and WC4 for the cinema it would go like hotcakes. (pity Jason Bernard is dead, poor Eisen)

MiKaeLe posted 06-29-99 05:15 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
Abyss was a cool movie, although i am a bit confused about it, since in the couple of hundred times i've seen it i always have this stupid feeling that there are two different ways in which the movie ends. I am pretty drunk right now, so i'll post more about this tommorow.
Spoe posted 06-29-99 06:21 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
Sorry to head back to SST territory, but...

OhWell, by saying that the PA is irrelevent I meant that you could set up the same exact story, except with marine raiders in the Pacific during an WWII as the military setting without a real effect on the story. The only real effect of the future setting at all was adding a little believability since there isn't a a period in history where you could easily tie in the political philosophy; this doesn't mean that my example of the marine raiders wouldn't give you all the same plot devices as the MI(ok, so instead of lofting a ony nuke at a dam you'd have a demolitions team dropping a bridge, same effect).
So, for a specific alternate SST example, try an interstellar commando force(again, this would give you much the same plot devices), if you can't afford all the PA suits -- don't try to tell us the infantry of the future will all be running around with just small arms.

Octopus posted 06-29-99 06:54 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Octopus  Click Here to Email Octopus     
Spoe, if you take the powered armor out, you don't have Starship Troopers anymore, you've got something else. If I recall correctly, the book opened with an incredible MI action sequence that set the tone and "sense of place" for the entire story. I feel that this element of the story is essential. If you take out the armor, you have a different story.

You could make the argument that "Alien" was just a monster movie, and could have just as easily taken place in a haunted house instead of a space ship, but then you wouldn't have "Alien" anymore.

The Abyss was cool, but I felt the ending was a bit of a disappointment. The rest of the movie was so intense that when things slow down, the movie feels like it is over, but then it keeps on going...

dilbert posted 06-29-99 08:41 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dilbert    
Is there anyone getting tired of this scheme:
Earth got invaded by some very advanced aliens, while a small band of freedom fighters tried to save the humanity and drive out those aliens. IMO, if an alien race could make interstellar travel and then decide to get rid of us now, we don't stand a chance.

I'm also tired of the permanent race wars, in which Human has to defeat some alien species. That's one major point I like about Star Wars: it's not a fight between races, but between good and evil. But I don't think humans will ever become as tolerant to other races as in Star Wars. If we can not tolerate humans in a different skin color, how possibly can we accept someone completely different as our neighbor?

Spoe posted 06-29-99 09:12 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
You could do my bit with the interstellar commandos, keep the political aspects and end up with a book much closer to SST than that movie.
MikeH II posted 06-30-99 06:03 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
quote:
OhWell, by saying that the PA is irrelevent I meant that you could set up the same exact story, except with marine raiders in the Pacific during an WWII as the military setting without a real effect on the story. The only real effect of the future setting at all was adding a little believability since there isn't a a period in history where you could easily tie in the political philosophy; this doesn't mean that my example of the marine raiders wouldn't give you all the same plot devices as the MI(ok, so instead of lofting a ony nuke at a dam you'd have a demolitions team dropping a bridge, same effect).

Exactly what I think Verhofen was trying to do. Anyway enough about SST.

The Kim Stanley Robinson books I got were "The Memory of Whiteness" Which I am about half way through and (I think) "Escape from Katmandhu" although it might be Escape from somewhere else beginning with K. I haven't started that one yet but I'm halfway through The Memory of Whiteness, great book it's ostensibly about a musical tour in the 3000s but there's much more too it. The Solar system early third millenium history is straight out of the Mars Trilogy so you'll recognise some of the places. He goes into great detail about fourth millenium physics and it's really good stuff. I believe in Holywinkle spheres and glints!

The other one is described as an adventure romp and "Laugh out loud funny." So I guess it's a bit of a departure. I'll let you know. I haven't read The Martians... Yet. but Antarctica is another one of his which is excellent and I have also read "Icehenge" a futuristic archaeological investigation which takes place over 3 centuries trying to find the truth behind a Stonehenge replica found on a moon on the edge of the solar system. You can't really go far wrong with KSR.

OhWell posted 06-30-99 07:39 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Spoe,
Ok, I agree that one could use many different settings to tell the same basic story. I guess that Octopus summed up best with �If you take out the armor, you have a different story�. That is pretty much what I was trying to say. I think that the movie distorted the political aspects of the story too.

MikeH II,
Yea, I remember seeing something that said he wanted a �WW2 flavor� to the movie. IMNSHO it didn�t work very well.

MiKaeLe,
Have you read the book? I am interested in your thoughts. Post when you sober up!


dilbert,
Are you referring mostly to movies? 90% of the SciFi that comes out of Hollywood is crap that is not worth the price of a ticket. SciFi books on the other had are a very different story. In one of my favorite books, Dragon�s Egg by Robert L. Forward, the main characters aren�t even human!

SnowFire posted 06-30-99 08:29 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
quote:
But I don't think humans will ever become as tolerant to other races as in Star Wars. If we can not tolerate humans in a different skin color, how possibly can we accept someone completely different as our neighbor?

This is in many sci-fi books, but in general, the finding of sentient species other than us that are even more different will be a crushing blow to human racism in many books. Plus, if anything our experiences with different races will cause us to be more accepting to other races- a planet full of people who are much the same may never have racism, but wow, when they discover other beings different from them, they're going to be extremely unenlightened in their view. Our hisory gives us a tolerance advantage.

And don't forget neccesity/oppurtunity either. We allied with the Russians in WWII, and the Germans allied with the "inferior" Japanese. Israel allied with their old enslavers, the Egyptians, to hold off the Assyrians and later the Babylonians.

The Abyss was a weird and interesting movie. I agree that the ending was slightly hokey.

OhWell posted 06-30-99 08:50 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
SnowFire,
Abyss... Did you ever have a chance to read the book?
DerekM posted 06-30-99 01:20 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DerekM  Click Here to Email DerekM     
Here's a thought. Is it possible for movies and television to really produce hard science fiction? Hollywood is obviously convinced that people need to hear sounds in space, etc. 2001 did a pretty good job, but I can't think of any other movie or TV series that has.

Books, on the other hand, have the space to explain concepts to the reader, and take the time to get it right (some of the time).

Vernor Vinge is awesome sci-fi, BTW.

OhWell posted 06-30-99 02:59 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Movies and television aim at the lowest common denominator to get the broadest audience. For example there was Jar Jar Binks in SW1 which was there mainly for kids, I guess, but didn�t sit too well with some. And I think that just about every TV/movie space ship since Flash Gorden has �swooshed� as it went past the camera. I don�t hold out a lot of hope that TV/Hollywood will start doing hard SciFi. There just isn�t enough extra money in it to make it worth their effort. But then, there are quite a few books that are junk too.
DerekM posted 07-01-99 07:47 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DerekM  Click Here to Email DerekM     
What's interesting is that Hollywood has made movies that would be pretty close to realistic space warfare -- submarine movies. Movies like "Run Silent, Run Deep" or "Das Boot" obviously have an audience.

The swooping and diving of WWII air combat isn't really appropriate for space, because any descent weapons system is going to be able to hit you long before you get close enough for a fly by. Missiles and mines might be the weapon of choice.

On the other hand, combat will probably take place at long range, with weapon systems and counter measures duking it out more so than ship-to-ship. I like the idea of combat wasps -- robotic weapon drones which try to close on enemy ships before discharging their payload. That might be interesting, because the drones would be much faster than ships -- they're lighter and could burn all of their fuel without having to go home again. It might be fairly exciting, too, although the drones would still be pretty far away when they triggered whatever they were carrying (X-ray laser, antimater, fusion bombs, whatever).

Earwicker posted 07-01-99 09:18 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Earwicker  Click Here to Email Earwicker     
I did not even think of Armageddon as a science fiction movie, rather a disaster movie with an uncommonly large disaster. The science was totally whacked.

There is an unfortunate trend in today's 'sf' movies to substitute sound and light shows for characterization, plot, and theme. I agree with OhWell in naming Forbidden Planet as great sf, since it told a good story (although borrowed from Shakespeare) and paid more attention to characterization. Nowadays we get "The Hero", "The Villain", "The Guy with a Family", "The Black Guy", "The Crazy Guy". Disappointing.

The great thing about sf is that it allows the author to change his/her world around to point out things about ourselves or own society. Like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" to capture the Red fear of the day. Ray Bradbury, Heinlein, john Brunner (esp _Stand on Zanzibar_ and _The Sheep Look Up_), Philip Dick (esp. _Ubik_ and _A Scanner Darkly_) to name a few.

Unfortunately, most of the best sf books translate poorly to film, as the author's point is cut from the script to make more room for action sequences (e.g. Total Recall). "Blade Runner" is a good exception. Although it graphically altered the novel by removing one of the central elements, it stayed true to the point of the novel: what does it mean to be human?

My usual reaction to news that a fave sf novel is being made into a movie is very cautious optimism.

SnowFire posted 07-01-99 09:44 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Doesn't even have to be sci-fi. "The Crucible" was another convienent setting change to denounce the McCarthites.
Earwicker posted 07-01-99 10:17 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Earwicker  Click Here to Email Earwicker     
Excellent example! The range of possibility open to an sf writer only highlights the frustration when what we are offered in cinema as sf does not take advantage of that opportunity -- just some creepy aliens or space cowboy window dressing to spice up an otherwise empty story.
Noisy posted 07-01-99 01:51 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Noisy  Click Here to Email Noisy     
DerekM:

On the other hand, combat will probably take place at long range, with weapon systems and counter measures duking it out more so than ship-to-ship. I like the idea of combat wasps -- robotic weapon drones which try to close on enemy ships before discharging their payload. That might be interesting, because the drones would be much faster than ships -- they're lighter and could burn all of their fuel without having to go home again.
It might be fairly exciting, too, although the drones would still be pretty far away when they triggered whatever they were carrying (X-ray laser, antimater, fusion bombs,whatever).

Was it a coincidence, or did you mean to describe exactly the sort of space battles that appear in Peter F. Hamilton's books 'The Neutronium Alchemist' and 'The Reality Dysfunction'?

Noisy

DerekM posted 07-01-99 02:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DerekM  Click Here to Email DerekM     
Not a coincidence at all. It's one of the few books I've read where space combat makes sense.

Vernor Vinge also talks about a similar mode of combat involving hyperspace. In "A Fire Upon the Deep," he describes a battle where all of the ships are making microjumps into and out of hyperspace. The goal of the weapons officer is to try and get the missiles/drones/whatever to jump out of hyperspace at the same time as an enemy ship, otherwise the payload would miss as the ship vanishes, or would detonate before it appeared.

In Alan Dean Foster's "Call to Arms" trilogy, combat takes place mostly on planets. Ships pop in and out of hyperspace to drop off troops quickly, but destroying a ship with a ship-to-ship weapon is more luck than skill.

Raven of Despair posted 07-01-99 02:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Raven of Despair    
One SF book I liked was "Star Hunt" by David Gerrold. He definitely has the "submarine" feel to starship combat. This book actaully puts me in mind of what Star Trek battle SHOULD have been like (which appears to be intentional.) The protagonist is the ship's first officer, Jon T. Korie (see any similarities to another famous officer?) as he pursues an enemy raiding vessel. The Captain has had a breakdown, and is sulking in his quarters, because he cannot deal with the situation. Also, there is a question whether the blip they are chasing is REALLy an enemy ship or not. The crew begins to think that Korie is mad, and he very well may be. It is worth a read, if you can find a copy.
Noisy posted 07-01-99 03:06 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Noisy  Click Here to Email Noisy     
Raven:

Can't find 'Star Hunt' on Amazon. Must be pretty old.

Noisy

jsorense posted 07-01-99 03:27 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for jsorense  Click Here to Email jsorense     
DerekM ,
There is an interesting combat sequence in Larry Niven's "The Protector." It was at very long ranges between slower than light ships using gigantic solar sails to accelerate to some fraction of light speed. The leading ship would spread small mines or trace elements that would snare or disable the drives of the following ships.
Fairly interesting IMHO.
Tap2 posted 07-01-99 05:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tap2    
Walruskkkch: About '"Willis" flicks trying to be "Bergman" movies' - IMHO "12 Monkeys" does it with flying colours, AND Bruce Willis as protagonist!

Well, it doesn't quite achieve Ingemar's depth, but for a pretty action-oriented SF '"Willis" flick' it manages outstandingly well!

walruskkkch posted 07-01-99 11:32 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
You're right on 12 monkeys being good, but that may owe more to terry Gilliam's direction(I believe he did direct but will accept a rapped knuckle if I am wrong). I was just using Willis in a generic sense to described any action/adventure flic.(I do enjoy most of his movies, even have a strange liking of "Hudson Hawk" do not ask me why). Movies, IMHO, should be judged against others of their genre, maybe the top ones could then be compared with others but it still seems like a diservice. How can you say Blade Runner is better than Casablanca? Or, the Third Man is better than Dr. Stranglove? Oh well, perhaps film arguments are just as good as sports for bar room brawls.

Your faithful and obedient servant

CarniveaN posted 07-02-99 01:25 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for CarniveaN  Click Here to Email CarniveaN     
arguably the best, and most 'scientific' movie ever... drumroll... Planet of the Apes!

this is one fine movie

A question... why is it that in most Sci-Fi's the Humans have fast firing/less damage weapons and the Aliens have slow firing/more damage weapons? Think Independence Day, Space above and Beyond, etc.

Another Question... why is every movie with Will Smith and Bruce Willis so damn bad.

Carny
-- just thinking of Men in Black & Independence Day is making me sick I'll shut up now

Octopus posted 07-02-99 02:04 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Octopus  Click Here to Email Octopus     
"why is every movie with Will Smith and Bruce Willis so damn bad[?]"

I don't know what movies you've been watching, but I've liked most of the Will Smith and Bruce Willis movies I've seen (Willis obviously more so than Smith).

What do you have against the Die Hard series? 12 Monkeys? The Fifth Element? Hudson Hawke? (I had to put that one in there -- it's widely regarded as a total failure, but I remember that I thought it was great when I saw it on video, but I don't remember any of it, except for the "air bags" line...).

Independence Day was kind of lame, which was to be expected, but it had some good moments, so it was enjoyable. Men In Black was great, I can't see what your criticism could be. I saw Enemy of the State on video a few days ago, and that was pretty good. I can't think of any other Will Smith movies... I think I'm going to go see Wild Wild West this weekend, but the buzz on the net is that it sucks...

MiKaeLe posted 07-02-99 02:42 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
CarniveaN, i think you're overreacting here. First of all, 'Planet of apes' wasn't a 'science' movie at all It was Drama. It sucked. It sucked like Mad!

Will Smith is a realy cool action actor. I loved independence day. Has one of the best speaches i've heard in a movie. Ya know: WE WILL NOT GO DOWN INTO THE SHADOW(or whatever-damn i've forgotten the txt) ...COUSE TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY(i've excluded the part about the globalization of 4th of july intentfuly.

And Bruce, well, just look who's he hanging with right now and all will be clear: Michelle Pfeiffer!! That boy is Mad!

MiKaeLe

Earwicker posted 07-02-99 10:29 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Earwicker  Click Here to Email Earwicker     
I enjoyed 12 monkeys quite a bit but was disappointed how action-movie-ish it became. 'La Jetee', the original version (credited as "inspired by", but really . . .) was superior in that it was more sf than action. The thoughtful and calm pace of the film as the man (Bruce in 12M) spent time pre-catastrophe contrasted sharply with the sudden violence at the end. 12M was shooting and beating people up throughout so that the violence at the end had much less impact.
dilbert posted 07-02-99 05:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dilbert    
Planet of Apes is the worst scifi movie on my list. The original idea for this movie was probably generated by some twisted animal right activists who would rather associate themselves with chimps than with humans.
Spoe posted 07-02-99 06:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
I'd say about the best "hard" SF movie out there(speaking to the SF part, not necessarily the quality as a whole) was the 1950 movie, Destination Moon. Of course it helped that they actually listen to their technical advisor(and writer), Robert Heinlein. Just remember to think a 1950 persepective on "hard" SF if you see it.
JohnIII posted 07-03-99 04:44 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
"Humans have fast firing/less damage weapons and the Aliens have slow firing/more damage weapons"
I don't know if this was a disadvantage in the case of the Predator. And what about TIEs? OK, they weren't alien, but they were the "bad guy's" craft.

"Has one of the best speaches i've heard in a movie"

John III

OhWell posted 07-20-99 05:52 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
*Bump*
M_ashwell posted 07-20-99 08:14 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for M_ashwell  Click Here to Email M_ashwell     
"we will not go quietly into the night,
we will not be vanquished without a fight
we're going to live on,
we're going to suvive (spelling)
TODAY WE CELERBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY"
MiKaeLe posted 07-20-99 09:41 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
Hmm..could you please get that what-was-his-name actor to do the speech? Please?
Valtyr posted 07-21-99 10:51 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
Jingoism and science fiction in one movie... What a combination!
OhWell posted 07-22-99 07:04 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
So, anybody read any good books lately?
MiKaeLe posted 07-22-99 01:40 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
Well.. I actually did read one that was kinda good. It's named(if I translate it well) "Tha Master and Margarita" by Mihail Bulgakov. He's Russian, and this book was claimed the best book of the decade or something. No, it's not sci-fi, and I seriously doubt anyone of you have read it, but I thought it would be kinda nice mentioning it. Any Russian 'brothers' around?
Eccles posted 07-22-99 02:18 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Eccles    
I am going to Russia.

Where did you get the book? I have looked for it. The translation is ok.

Noisy posted 07-23-99 08:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Noisy  Click Here to Email Noisy     
Eccles:

It's on Amazon, or were you looking for it in Russian?

Noisy

MiKaeLe posted 07-23-99 10:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MiKaeLe  Click Here to Email MiKaeLe     
Yup, the best way would be to get it from Amazon..or come here and buy it from the store where I got it from. Maybe I could send you a copy..if you handle cyrilic alphabet well..

Interesting fact.
The book was first published in the states, since it was banned in Russia until '91..

luzerKing posted 07-23-99 11:55 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for luzerKing  Click Here to Email luzerKing     
The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of the human mind to correlate all it's contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in it's own direction, have hitherto harmed us little, but someday, the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality and of our frightful position therein that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age -H.P. Lovecraft
DerekM posted 07-26-99 01:32 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DerekM  Click Here to Email DerekM     
If there really are things too horrible for humans to handle, then it can't be anything like what Lovecraft wrote. After all, how did he and his readers handle it?
Spoe posted 07-26-99 02:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
They went mad, mad I tell you!
SnowFire posted 07-27-99 12:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Because reading about it and seeing it are two different things (unless you're reading some sort of unholy magic tome bound in human flesh)? I know that I'm totally unfazed by murder stories I hear on the news, and usually fairly hardended against those in the movies, but if someone actually came for me...

It does make sense, though, even from a scientific point of view. The more you know, the crazier/unhappier you are. Rather true, but we humans like truth anyway. It's worth the cost. But imagine having ultimate knowledge jammed into your head? The location and spin of every electron? What someone in Des Moines is thinking of right now? The wind blowing on a tree in the Amazin? You'd go totally nuts trying to accept that much information.

Raven of Despair posted 07-27-99 01:00 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Raven of Despair    
Lovecraft's mental state WAS questionable. As a boy he was abused by his mother. He had horrific nightmares as a child. One involved "Night-gaunts" (his term) which were sort of fleshy faceless gargoyles. They would grab him, fly him over jagged rocks, and let him drop. Pretty disturbing for a small child. Much of his work comes from those childhood dreams.
DerekM posted 07-27-99 04:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DerekM  Click Here to Email DerekM     
I've heard the same thing about Poe. He used to have fears of being buried alive, hence "Fall of the House of Usher." He was a drunk, liked to drink absinthe, which is truly nasty stuff.

"Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost,
these are the things that terrify me the most.
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost!"

--Jimmy Buffet

Bishop posted 07-28-99 05:21 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
DerekM
"If there really are things too horrible for humans to handle,..."

How about Jerry Springer ?

Bishop

OhWell posted 07-28-99 09:38 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Rumor has it that Peter Hamilton's "The Naked God" is now available in Norway. I have ordered it from an on-line site there. I will let you know how I make out.
Spoe posted 07-28-99 01:32 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
"How about Jerry Springer ?"
Rumor has it that the Ohio Democrats are considering him as a candidate for the US Senate. If he wins, C-Span's ratings will shoot through the roof.
Dreadnought posted 07-28-99 01:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Ugh, I can already picture Strom Thurman heading Ted Kennedy over the head wtih a chair.
Dreadnought posted 07-28-99 01:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
Ugh, I can already picture Strom Thurman hitting Ted Kennedy over the head wtih a chair.
Eccles posted 07-28-99 02:24 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Eccles    
Ok, Amazon.
I am a complete pig at russian! I can read ok, but talking makes me go to pieces...
I lapse into french!
Yeah well Lovecraft was a nut, is not an arguement.

Hear about the time the guy was reading the Lovecraft biography? People thought he was reading a sex book.

hahaha...taxi!

Bishop posted 07-28-99 04:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
Spoe
"Rumor has it that the Ohio Democrats are considering him as a candidate for the US
Senate."

Well, stranger things have happened (i.e. Ronald Reagan).

Bishop

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