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The Ultimate Forum Survey
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| Author | Topic: The Ultimate Forum Survey |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-17-99 03:28 PM ET  
Answer the following questions in any order: 1) Is this you first forum survey? Thank you for your time. |
| Stasis Archon |
posted 06-17-99 03:51 PM ET
Since I am not from this planet I have no legitimate authority of answering these questions. |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-17-99 03:55 PM ET
Or could it be that you are not man enough to handle 100 hard core questions? eh? Outdone aren't ya? Har har har  |
| Stasis Archon |
posted 06-17-99 03:55 PM ET
17)Get rid of you 29)sometimes 33)Because/Because not 48)NO 55)yes 56)yes 58)no 76)Who else? 83)yes 90)yes 91)no 92)NO 94)No one 95)Hell yes! 100)No. Is this? |
| Stasis Archon |
posted 06-17-99 03:59 PM ET
71)Yes My survey is better. |
| 4Horses |
posted 06-17-99 04:04 PM ET
1) NO 2) NO 3) YEP 4) WORK 5) YEP 6) A TANK 7) YEP 8) YEP 9) BEEN THERE. TRY THE GREAT ALASKAN BUSH COMPANY IN ANCHORAGE. 10) NO 11) YEP 12) GETTING TIRED OF THE SOUTH PARK RESPONSES 13) YEP 14) NO 15) NO 16) NO 17) I SAID NO 18) I SAID NO 19) I SAID NO 20) I HAVE A GUESS 21) MINE DOESN'T 22) YEP 23) YEP 24) YEP 25) NO 26) NO 27) YEP 28) NO 29) NO 30) NO 31) NO 32) NO 33) I MEMORIZED IT 34) DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO. 35) IF I HAVE TO ANSWER, YOU'RE REFERRING TO SOMETHING ELSE. 36) ONLY THE LONGEST 37) NO 38) WTF? 39) DOUBT IT 40) DON'T HAVE ONE 41) NO 42) 42 43) 3 44) YEP 45) MORE STUPID THAN MACHO 46) NOT OFTEN ENOUGH 47) NO 48) COMPARED TO WHAT? 49) DOUBT IT 50) OCCASIONALLY 51) NO 52) NO 53) DEFINE HUGE 54) DEFINE HUGE 55) YEP 56) NOPE 57) I SAID NO 58) YEP 59) NOT ANYMORE 60) YEP 61) 15:02 62) 5 63) NO 64) YEP OR NO BOTH WORK HERE 65) NO 66) WHAT COMES AFTER 69? 67) NO 68) ONLY MINE 69) OF COURSE 70) YEP 71) NO 72) COULD REALLY CARE LESS WHAT YOU THINK. 73) Q101 74) AROUND 90 75) NO 76) YEP 77) KING CAB FORD TRUCK 78) NO 79) NO 80) YEP 81) NO 82) 98 83) PRETTY MUCH 84) YEP 85) NO 86) DEFINE GROTTY 87) LATE TEENS TO EARLY 20'S 88) PREVIOUS POSTS 89) NO, DON'T KNOW PORTUGESE 90) NO 91) PROBABLY 92) NO 93) NO 94) AT LEAST 1 95) SHOULD'VE STOPPED AT 41 96) CUBED 97) NO 98) NO 99) YEP 100) YOU TELL ME |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-17-99 04:07 PM ET
I will not stoop to your level, so I will just say: You are a little girly archon who is worried about having small genitals which is clearly demonstrated by the large size of the print. Writing bug just means you have something to cover up for. Also your survey is 1/10 of the size of mine so mine is bigger. Mwuhahahahaa! |
| Dreadnought |
posted 06-17-99 04:11 PM ET
1) Is this you first forum survey?\ Nope 2) Do you hate forum surveys? Yep 3) Are you just gonna cut n paste this into you post? I just did. 4) Where are you loggin on from? My computer 5) Is there a poster on your wall? Yep, my three-year old Empire Strikes Back poster. 6) Whats on it? I just told you. 7) Do you like nudie pictures? Who shot who in the what now 8) Do you like nudie bars? See above 9) Have you been to a nudie bar or are you just trying to sound adult by answering 'yes' to the previous question? See above 10) Are you a weirdo newbie? Yeaaaa 11) Do you have the sound muted on your computer? Huh 12) Why / why not? See above 13) Do you ever use your computer in total darkness? When I play Half-Life 14) If 'yes', do you ever get scared? NO! Because my Yoda figure on my computer protects me from headcrabs 15) Are you aware of all the local forums? Huh 16) Is the SMAC forum degenerating rapidly? Ever since HARDMAN came 17) If 'yes', what can we do to stop it? KILL HARDMAN 18) Are you actually part of the reason it is degenerating? Huh 19) If 'yes', aren't you ashamed of yourself? Im always ashamed of myself 20) Do you know what a bushpig is? Huh 21) Whats your wildest fantasy involving bushpigs? See above 22) Are you perverted? See above 23) How often do you masturbate? My Stormtrooper figure constantly masturabtes 24) Do you enjoy it? C-3P0 likes watching my Stormtrooper figure. 25) Do you feel guilty afterwards? C-3P0 tried to slit his wrists 26) Are you blushing cos someone is next to you looking at the monitor while you answer these questions? Huh 27) Do you know what an Alpha is? Alpha wolf? 28) Do you know how an Alpha can become a man? Kill the current Alpha wolf 29) Do you post one liners just to boost your post count? Im doing this survey just to boost my post count 30) Are you a pussy who looks at his post count every five minutes? nooooooooooooo 31) Do you know there is a guy on Apolyton with over 3000 posts? Who 32) Do you have the Alpha Centauri Technology Tree poster on your wall? No 33) Why / why not? Why would I 34) Do you have a joystick? Ya 35) Why do they call it a "joy" stick? Cause you get joy from it 36) Is this the best forum survey you have ever done? Thank you aman 37) Do you make lots of spelling mistakes when you type? I alwaays mak spelin mitake 38) Do you have ICQ? Uh huh 39) Do you wanna chat on ICQ? huh 40) Whats your ICQ number? MONKEY MAGIC 41) Mine is 38950972. Are you gonna chat to me now? See above 42) How many questions are too many? 10 43) How many do you think Allod did? i dunno 44) Do you think I can make more than him? if you put your mind to it 45) Do you think posting lots of questions is macho? Not as macho an answering them 46) Do you go to the beach often? No, I hate sand 47) Do you go to the beach just to perv on chicks? See above 48) Do you have small genitalia? MONKEY MAGIC 49) If you did, would you admit it on a forum survey? See above 50) Do you go out to nightclubs? Gah 51) Have you ever picked anyone up at a nightclub? Meh 52) Are you too ugly to pick anyone up at nighclubs? Gish 53) Do you like huge breasts? Ask Yoda 54) Do you like fondling huge breasts? Yoda does 55) Have you ever fondled huge breasts? C-3P0 is gay 56) Really? yes really 57) Whose breasts were they? C-3PO is gay 58) Are you lying? He came out of the closet 59) Do you take pep pills to keep you awake? pep pills- who needs pep pills i like pep pills pep pep pep cant get enough peperoni 60) Do you have a job where you need to take pep pills? see above 61) What is the time right now? exacltly 4 62) How many computer games do you own? about 16 63) When you masturbate do you find it hard not to get it all over everything? I like X-files 64) Bet you didn't see that one comin, right? huh 65) Am I grossing you out with some of my questions? cant expect anything less from aman 66) What do you think the question will be at number 69? Im afraid to look 67) Do you think I will ask a sexually motivated question? no 68) Do you like spanking monkeys? Han solo likes Leia 69) Do you know what 69 really means? uh huh 70) Have you ever done it? Play the ring toss game 71) Do you want me to answer these questions too? why not 72) Why / why not? merp 73) What is your favourite radio station? i threw my radio at the wall after CTP crashed 74) How many TV channels do you get? Lake Titicaca 75) Do you like Indo-China? Indo-who 76) Are you talking to me? I like pizza 77) What car do you have? Warm soda is bad 78) Is it all souped up with cool stuff? I like computers 79) Do you ever cruise around picking up chicks? Lamps produce light 80) Do you have voices in your head? Ink makes words 81) Do you think people are watching you? Luke has a green lightsaber 82) Do you have Win95 or 98? He had a blue one, but he dropped it when he got his hand cut off 83) Do you think Win98 is just a cash cow for Microsoft? He found the instructions at obi wans house 84) Do you ever play with your pubic hair? He had to make the energy crytal himself 85) Do you think these questions have too much sexual content? jar jar bunks sucks 86) Do you think I am a grotty pervert? Prince Xixor sucks 87) How old do you think I am? Yoda is short 88) How do you know I'm not a chick? he is over 900 years old 89) Do you ever get dressed up as Batman and run around the block shouting stuff in Brazilian? He is a jedi master 90) Do you know how to do Ubb? yoda is one of my favorite charecters 91) Do you think people using Ubb are morons? Luke Skywalker is played by Mark Hamill 92) Are you a lonely computer nerd who wanks off over X rated web sites when his parents are out? HanSolo is played by Harrison Ford 93) Are you glad that you bothered to answer these questions? Leia is played by Carrie Ficsher 94) How many people do you think will bother to fill out this survey? I like mints 95) Do you think I should stop writing questions now? The telephone was invented by Alexander Grahm Bell 96) What the hell is the III in JohnIII? Have you ever played half life 97) Do you watch Baywatch? Im at the part where you go into the silo 98) Do you smoke marijuana? I like that game 99) Do you do your own washing? Do you know the way to San JOse 100) Is this the last question? Empire Strikes back is the best of all the Star Wars movies Thank you for your time. I have lots of star wars figures |
| Q Cubed |
posted 06-17-99 04:42 PM ET
no yes no home yes the civ2 tech chart nope never been to one nope sometimes because i like it that way yes no yes yes i cannot say no n/a no n/a no very little kinda kinda no kinda kinda occastionally no yes yes because i have the civ2 tech chart too no because the harder you pull, the better it feels no no yes perhaps 5470568 perhaps if you have to ask... i do not care perhaps no no no no perhaps no n/a no no no no no no no ocassionally no 04.38p EDT, 09.38p UT many no yes yes do you know what 69 really means? yes no yes that is classified yes because, i asked you to have many 200 channels, and nothing good is on yes yes, you, you got a problem with that? don't have one n/a n/a occasionally occasionally - and they are win95 edition2 kinda no yes yes don't care don't care no yes. but how do you know it's not HTML I'm not using? no no i needed something to do not many yes i don't care no no explain perhaps no, thank you for your time. |
| Eris |
posted 06-17-99 04:48 PM ET
1) Is this you first forum survey? Here. 2) Do you hate forum surveys? 3) Are you just gonna cut n paste this into you post? Duh. 4) Where are you loggin on from? 5) Is there a poster on your wall? 6) Whats on it? 7) Do you like nudie pictures? 8) Do you like nudie bars? 9) Have you been to a nudie bar or are you just trying to sound adult by answering 'yes' to the previous question? 10) Are you a weirdo newbie? 11) Do you have the sound muted on your computer? 12) Why / why not? 13) Do you ever use your computer in total darkness? 14) If 'yes', do you ever get scared? 15) Are you aware of all the local forums? 16) Is the SMAC forum degenerating rapidly? 17) If 'yes', what can we do to stop it? 18) Are you actually part of the reason it is degenerating? 19) If 'yes', aren't you ashamed of yourself? 20) Do you know what a bushpig is? 21) Whats your wildest fantasy involving bushpigs? 22) Are you perverted? 23) How often do you masturbate? 24) Do you enjoy it? 25) Do you feel guilty afterwards? 26) Are you blushing cos someone is next to you looking at the monitor while you answer these questions? 27) Do you know what an Alpha is? 28) Do you know how an Alpha can become a man? 29) Do you post one liners just to boost your post count? 30) Are you a pussy who looks at his post count every five minutes? 31) Do you know there is a guy on Apolyton with over 3000 posts? 32) Do you have the Alpha Centauri Technology Tree poster on your wall? 33) Why / why not? 34) Do you have a joystick? 35) Why do they call it a "joy" stick? 36) Is this the best forum survey you have ever done? 37) Do you make lots of spelling mistakes when you type? 38) Do you have ICQ? 39) Do you wanna chat on ICQ? 40) Whats your ICQ number? 41) Mine is 38950972. Are you gonna chat to me now? 42) How many questions are too many? 43) How many do you think Allod did? 44) Do you think I can make more than him? 45) Do you think posting lots of questions is macho? 46) Do you go to the beach often? 47) Do you go to the beach just to perv on chicks? 48) Do you have small genitalia? 49) If you did, would you admit it on a forum survey? 50) Do you go out to nightclubs? 51) Have you ever picked anyone up at a nightclub? 52) Are you too ugly to pick anyone up at nighclubs? 53) Do you like huge breasts? 54) Do you like fondling huge breasts? 55) Have you ever fondled huge breasts? 56) Really? 57) Whose breasts were they? 58) Are you lying? 59) Do you take pep pills to keep you awake? 60) Do you have a job where you need to take pep pills? 61) What is the time right now? 62) How many computer games do you own? 63) When you masturbate do you find it hard not to get it all over everything? 64) Bet you didn't see that one comin, right? 65) Am I grossing you out with some of my questions? 66) What do you think the question will be at number 69? 67) Do you think I will ask a sexually motivated question? 68) Do you like spanking monkeys? 69) Do you know what 69 really means? 70) Have you ever done it? 71) Do you want me to answer these questions too? 72) Why / why not? 73) What is your favourite radio station? 74) How many TV channels do you get? 75) Do you like Indo-China? 76) Are you talking to me? 77) What car do you have? 78) Is it all souped up with cool stuff? 79) Do you ever cruise around picking up chicks? 80) Do you have voices in your head? 81) Do you think people are watching you? 82) Do you have Win95 or 98? 83) Do you think Win98 is just a cash cow for Microsoft? 84) Do you ever play with your pubic hair? 85) Do you think these questions have too much sexual content? 86) Do you think I am a grotty pervert? 87) How old do you think I am? 88) How do you know I'm not a chick? 89) Do you ever get dressed up as Batman and run around the block shouting stuff in Brazilian? 90) Do you know how to do Ubb? 91) Do you think people using Ubb are morons? 92) Are you a lonely computer nerd who wanks off over X rated web sites when his parents are out? 93) Are you glad that you bothered to answer these questions? 94) How many people do you think will bother to fill out this survey? 95) Do you think I should stop writing questions now? 96) What the hell is the III in JohnIII? 97) Do you watch Baywatch? 98) Do you smoke marijuana? 99) Do you do your own washing? 100) Is this the last question? |
| Frodo83 |
posted 06-17-99 05:23 PM ET
If you read "JohnIII" sideways, you'll see the meaning of life. |
| Valtyr |
posted 06-17-99 05:38 PM ET
1) Is this you first forum survey? No. 2) Do you hate forum surveys? Yes. 3) Are you just gonna cut n paste this into you post? Yes. 4) Where are you loggin on from? What's "loggin"? 5) Is there a poster on your wall? No. 6) Whats on it? See above. 7) Do you like nudie pictures? It depends. 8) Do you like nudie bars? No. 9) Have you been to a nudie bar or are you just trying to sound adult by answering 'yes' to the previous question? That's two questions. You're cheating. 10) Are you a weirdo newbie? Probably. Or not. 11) Do you have the sound muted on your computer? No. 12) Why / why not? I like sound. 13) Do you ever use your computer in total darkness? It's impossible. 14) If 'yes', do you ever get scared? See above. 15) Are you aware of all the local forums? Huh? 16) Is the SMAC forum degenerating rapidly? I don't know. Haven't been here too long. 17) If 'yes', what can we do to stop it? See above 18) Are you actually part of the reason it is degenerating? See above. 19) If 'yes', aren't you ashamed of yourself? See above. 20) Do you know what a bushpig is? Probably something Australian. 21) Whats your wildest fantasy involving bushpigs? Don't have one. 22) Are you perverted? I don't think so. 23) How often do you masturbate? Once in a while. 24) Do you enjoy it? Sometimes. 25) Do you feel guilty afterwards? No. 26) Are you blushing cos someone is next to you looking at the monitor while you answer these questions? No. 27) Do you know what an Alpha is? Yes. 28) Do you know how an Alpha can become a man? Huh? 29) Do you post one liners just to boost your post count? Sometimes. 30) Are you a pussy who looks at his post count every five minutes? No. 31) Do you know there is a guy on Apolyton with over 3000 posts? No. 32) Do you have the Alpha Centauri Technology Tree poster on your wall? No. 33) Why / why not? It's not exactly art. 34) Do you have a joystick? Not any more. 35) Why do they call it a "joy" stick? You tell me. 36) Is this the best forum survey you have ever done? No. 37) Do you make lots of spelling mistakes when you type? Some, not many. 38) Do you have ICQ? No. 39) Do you wanna chat on ICQ? Not particularly. 40) Whats your ICQ number? I don't have one. 41) Mine is 38950972. Are you gonna chat to me now? No. 42) How many questions are too many? Depends on the questions. 43) How many do you think Allod did? I don't really care. 44) Do you think I can make more than him? If you want to. 45) Do you think posting lots of questions is macho? No. 46) Do you go to the beach often? Beach? Here? You're joking. 47) Do you go to the beach just to perv on chicks? See above. 48) Do you have small genitalia? No. 49) If you did, would you admit it on a forum survey? Yes. 50) Do you go out to nightclubs? No. 51) Have you ever picked anyone up at a nightclub? No. 52) Are you too ugly to pick anyone up at nighclubs? No. 53) Do you like huge breasts? Not more than others. 54) Do you like fondling huge breasts? Not more than others. 55) Have you ever fondled huge breasts? Yes. 56) Really? Read this: Yes. Is that clear enough for you? 57) Whose breasts were they? My former girlfriend's 58) Are you lying? No. 59) Do you take pep pills to keep you awake? Are you kidding? I'm hyperactive. 60) Do you have a job where you need to take pep pills? No. 61) What is the time right now? 23:22. 62) How many computer games do you own? I'm not counting them! 63) When you masturbate do you find it hard not to get it all over everything? No. 64) Bet you didn't see that one comin, right? So, you're a gambler, are you? 65) Am I grossing you out with some of my questions? No. 66) What do you think the question will be at number 69? I've already looked at it when I'm writing this. 67) Do you think I will ask a sexually motivated question? Yes. 68) Do you like spanking monkeys? There are no monkeys where I live, so I wouldn't know. 69) Do you know what 69 really means? Yes. 70) Have you ever done it? Yes. 71) Do you want me to answer these questions too? I don't really care what you do. 72) Why / why not? See above. 73) What is your favourite radio station? NRK P2. 74) How many TV channels do you get? 4. 75) Do you like Indo-China? Never been there. 76) Are you talking to me? No, I'm writing. 77) What car do you have? Don't have one. 78) Is it all souped up with cool stuff? See above. 79) Do you ever cruise around picking up chicks? See above. 80) Do you have voices in your head? Yes. 81) Do you think people are watching you? Yes. 82) Do you have Win95 or 98? Yes. 83) Do you think Win98 is just a cash cow for Microsoft? Yes. 84) Do you ever play with your pubic hair? No. 85) Do you think these questions have too much sexual content? Yes. 86) Do you think I am a grotty pervert? No. 87) How old do you think I am? 20. 88) How do you know I'm not a chick? I don't. 89) Do you ever get dressed up as Batman and run around the block shouting stuff in Brazilian? No. Portuguese is a lovely language, though. 90) Do you know how to do Ubb? Y e s. 91) Do you think people using Ubb are morons? No. 92) Are you a lonely computer nerd who wanks off over X rated web sites when his parents are out? No. 93) Are you glad that you bothered to answer these questions? Not paticularly. 94) How many people do you think will bother to fill out this survey? I have no idea. 95) Do you think I should stop writing questions now? Yes. 96) What the hell is the III in JohnIII? I don't know. 97) Do you watch Baywatch? No. 98) Do you smoke marijuana? No. 99) Do you do your own washing? Yes and no. 100) Is this the last question? In your post yes. |
| jig |
posted 06-17-99 06:16 PM ET
1) Is this you first forum survey? No. 2) Do you hate forum surveys? 3) Are you just gonna cut n paste this into you post? 4) Where are you loggin on from? 5) Is there a poster on your wall? 6) Whats on it? 7) Do you like nudie pictures? 8) Do you like nudie bars? 9) Have you been to a nudie bar or are you just trying to sound adult by answering 'yes' to the previous question? 10) Are you a weirdo newbie? 11) Do you have the sound muted on your computer? 12) Why / why not? 13) Do you ever use your computer in total darkness? 14) If 'yes', do you ever get scared? 15) Are you aware of all the local forums? 16) Is the SMAC forum degenerating rapidly? 17) If 'yes', what can we do to stop it? 18) Are you actually part of the reason it is degenerating? 19) If 'yes', aren't you ashamed of yourself? 20) Do you know what a bushpig is? 21) Whats your wildest fantasy involving bushpigs? 22) Are you perverted? 23) How often do you masturbate? 24) Do you enjoy it? 25) Do you feel guilty afterwards? 26) Are you blushing cos someone is next to you looking at the monitor while you answer these questions? 27) Do you know what an Alpha is? 28) Do you know how an Alpha can become a man? 29) Do you post one liners just to boost your post count? 30) Are you a pussy who looks at his post count every five minutes? 31) Do you know there is a guy on Apolyton with over 3000 posts? 32) Do you have the Alpha Centauri Technology Tree poster on your wall? 33) Why / why not? 34) Do you have a joystick? 35) Why do they call it a "joy" stick? 36) Is this the best forum survey you have ever done? 37) Do you make lots of spelling mistakes when you type? 38) Do you have ICQ? 39) Do you wanna chat on ICQ? 40) Whats your ICQ number? 41) Mine is 38950972. Are you gonna chat to me now? 42) How many questions are too many? 43) How many do you think Allod did? 44) Do you think I can make more than him? 45) Do you think posting lots of questions is macho? 46) Do you go to the beach often? 47) Do you go to the beach just to perv on chicks? 48) Do you have small genitalia? 49) If you did, would you admit it on a forum survey? 50) Do you go out to nightclubs? 51) Have you ever picked anyone up at a nightclub? 52) Are you too ugly to pick anyone up at nighclubs? 53) Do you like huge breasts? 54) Do you like fondling huge breasts? 55) Have you ever fondled huge breasts? 56) Really? 57) Whose breasts were they? 58) Are you lying? 59) Do you take pep pills to keep you awake? 60) Do you have a job where you need to take pep pills? 61) What is the time right now? 62) How many computer games do you own? 63) When you masturbate do you find it hard not to get it all over everything? 64) Bet you didn't see that one comin, right? 65) Am I grossing you out with some of my questions? 66) What do you think the question will be at number 69? 67) Do you think I will ask a sexually motivated question? 68) Do you like spanking monkeys? 69) Do you know what 69 really means? 70) Have you ever done it? 71) Do you want me to answer these questions too? 72) Why / why not? 73) What is your favourite radio station? 74) How many TV channels do you get? 75) Do you like Indo-China? 76) Are you talking to me? 77) What car do you have? 78) Is it all souped up with cool stuff? 79) Do you ever cruise around picking up chicks? 80) Do you have voices in your head? 81) Do you think people are watching you? 82) Do you have Win95 or 98? 83) Do you think Win98 is just a cash cow for Microsoft? 84) Do you ever play with your pubic hair? 85) Do you think these questions have too much sexual content? 86) Do you think I am a grotty pervert? 87) How old do you think I am? 88) How do you know I'm not a chick? 89) Do you ever get dressed up as Batman and run around the block shouting stuff in Brazilian? 90) Do you know how to do Ubb? 91) Do you think people using Ubb are morons? 92) Are you a lonely computer nerd who wanks off over X rated web sites when his parents are out? 93) Are you glad that you bothered to answer these questions? 94) How many people do you think will bother to fill out this survey? 95) Do you think I should stop writing questions now? 96) What the hell is the III in JohnIII? 97) Do you watch Baywatch? 98) Do you smoke marijuana? 99) Do you do your own washing? 100) Is this the last question? |
| Pinko34 |
posted 06-17-99 06:28 PM ET
damn you it took this 20 minutes to load!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| walruskkkch |
posted 06-17-99 11:52 PM ET
No-1,2,3,9,10,13,15,16,20,22,26,29,30,31,32,34,36,37,38,39,40,41,45,46,48,50,51,58,59,60,64,65,68,71,76,79,80,81,85,89,90,92,93,97,98. None of your business- Yes- BR5-49- Prefer my own tunes- Nonsequitur- + + Melon Reboot + + - Ask my physician- Don't know- Really- Not mine- Time is everflowing, we can only date the past- Too many- Win98- Not old enough- He's already answered that on a different thread- I Hope so- Your faithful and obedient servant |
| Koshko |
posted 06-18-99 12:35 AM ET
Kehe...I printed this out before posting. I don't have to scroll up and down (sxcept for the long ones). 1)No; 2)Indifferent; 3)Why?; 4)my computer; 5)No; 6)See #5; 7)Duh!; 8)Never went even though 9)I am 21; 10)Just weird; 11)Yes, because 12)I'm listening to Jay Leno now; 13)No; 14)See #13; 15)Yes; 16)No, Just slowly; 17),18),19), 20)Is it slang?; 21)Do you want me to have one?; 22)Aren't we all; 23)More than I'm willing to admit; 24)I wouldn't do it if I didn't; 25)Should I be?; 26)Nope; 27)A; 28)Alphamale; 29)Why not?; 30)No comment; 31)I do now; 32)No, because 33)I just don't; 34)Depends; 35)Your too young to be told; 36)3rd best; 37)Nope; 38)No; 39),40),41); 42)42; 43)Some; 44)Maybe; 45)No; 46)No; 47)Duh!; 48)Compared to who?; 49)Manhood; 50)-58)All answers either yes or no; 59)No; 60)No; 61)About 11:25PM US Central Time; 62)Lots; 63)That's why someone invented the washcloth; 64)Bad pun; 65)No; 66)I alredy know; 67)Yes; 68)Are the monkeys being bad?; 69)Yes; 70)No; 71)No, because 72)you haven't typed enough; 73)Rock stations; 74)Lots; 75)I don't him; 76)Yes; 77)Cavaliar; 78)No; 79)No; 80)Occaisionally; 81)Yes, you can see me though the screen; 82)Win95; 83)Yes; 84)Ahem; 85)No; 86)Well, aren't you?; 87)somewhere between 10 and 100; 88)Do you want to be?; 89)I can if you want; 90)Ub posting this; 91)No; 92)No, just lonely; 93)Yes, very; 94)Pi; 95)You already did; 96)3; 97)Actually, No; 98)No; 99)Only when no one else wants to; 100)Is it?; You are Welcome |
| Stasis Archon |
posted 06-18-99 06:34 AM ET
no yes no home yes a hotdog of women never been to one *error* invalid input possibly yes sick of hearing those Monty Python sounds every time I do something no, there's always the light from the monitor cattle prod maybe maybe get rid of you not that I know of *error* invalid input no never had one define 'perverted' I can honestly say that i am not masturbating right now yes no no yes yes sometimes no no no I have it on the door yes happy, happy, joy, joy no no no no none no 42 too many yes no no no no yes no no yes not on men women's yes yes a woman's Ok, caught me no no of the essence a few no yes yes sexually aligned because you are a perverted individual who has a self-issue problem yes no yes because Grel-Zak radio too few not particurlarly who else? none *error* invalid input see above (no car) no sometimes yes yes no yes yes 678 I don't i don't know Portugese yes I use HTML no no only those who are as bored as I am You should have stopped at 41 You tell me no no no No. Is this? Can I get it back? My post is longer than yours, Alphajerk |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-18-99 06:51 AM ET
There is no need for namecalling. Just do the survey or get out. As for the load time - If this takes you 20 mins to load then you have serious problems with your computer. I suggest buying a new one. |
| Stasis Archon |
posted 06-18-99 06:59 AM ET
If it takes 20 minutes you should get a faster modem. BTW does anyone actually check the results of this survey? |
| Stasis Archon |
posted 06-18-99 07:00 AM ET
How about doing the survey and getting out? |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-18-99 08:05 AM ET
YES, I check the results. Except for those ppl who just posted answers without Question numbers or cut n pasted the question. If you dont do this it makes it very difficult for me to check your answers. This survey will enable me to carry out a detailed psycho analysis of all the people who filled it out. Check this thread later to see what Dr Aman has to say about YOU! |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-18-99 11:19 AM ET
BTW - who the hell stuffed this page up by making it too wide to fit on one screen. Stupid. |
| jig |
posted 06-18-99 11:47 AM ET
I'm eagerly awaiting your analysis. Yours truly, |
| Stasis Archon |
posted 06-18-99 12:51 PM ET
88)A chick whose name is Joe? |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-18-99 01:30 PM ET
OK. I will do one at a time. 4Horses - He's older than most of us here. Been there, done that kinda guy. Makes me wonder why he bothered to fill this out in the first place. Having a poster of a tank in on his wall would indicate a military background (or maybe just a tank fetish). Knows all the sex based questions that I was asking without posting crap or getting embarassed. Seems to be unable to visualise "huge" breasts and asks for a definition of "huge". This is quite strange. I though this was quite a straight forward question. Answering YEP to Qn 22-24 reveals much. |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-18-99 01:33 PM ET
quote:
You dont read, you just post, right? |
| JohnIII |
posted 06-18-99 02:12 PM ET
I'll answer 96. "III" means "the third". As in Roman Numerals. John The Third |
| Stasis Archon |
posted 06-18-99 02:17 PM ET
I actually answered your question with another question. |
| Stasis Archon |
posted 06-18-99 02:18 PM ET
Should I instead have said: 88)Because your name is Joe. |
| Wyarian Pryde |
posted 06-18-99 10:56 PM ET
1) Is this you first forum survey? no 2) Do you hate forum surveys? no 3) Are you just gonna cut n paste this into you post? no 4) Where are you loggin on from? My computer, in Tucson, Arizona, on planet Earth 5) Is there a poster on your wall? yes 6) Whats on it? Garfield taking a chainsaw to a computer with error messages on it 7) Do you like nudie pictures? some 8) Do you like nudie bars? never been to one 9) Have you been to a nudie bar or are you just trying to sound adult by answering 'yes' to the previous question? no 10) Are you a weirdo newbie? possibly 11) Do you have the sound muted on your computer? no 12) Why / why not? 'cause sound is good 13) Do you ever use your computer in total darkness? yes 14) If 'yes', do you ever get scared? when playing a scarry game 15) Are you aware of all the local forums? what are "local forums"? 16) Is the SMAC forum degenerating rapidly? yes 17) If 'yes', what can we do to stop it? kill people that suck 18) Are you actually part of the reason it is degenerating? no 19) If 'yes', aren't you ashamed of yourself? previous answer is not "yes" 20) Do you know what a bushpig is? no 21) Whats your wildest fantasy involving bushpigs? no 22) Are you perverted? no 23) How often do you masturbate? 999999999 times a day 24) Do you enjoy it? yes 25) Do you feel guilty afterwards? only is someone saw 26) Are you blushing cos someone is next to you looking at the monitor while you answer these questions? no 27) Do you know what an Alpha is? the first letter of the Greek Alphabet 28) Do you know how an Alpha can become a man? no 29) Do you post one liners just to boost your post count? no 30) Are you a pussy who looks at his post count every five minutes? no 31) Do you know there is a guy on Apolyton with over 3000 posts? no 32) Do you have the Alpha Centauri Technology Tree poster on your wall? no 33) Why / why not? 'cause i have no need for it 34) Do you have a joystick? yes 35) Why do they call it a "joy" stick? 'cause a pervert invented the name 36) Is this the best forum survey you have ever done? no 37) Do you make lots of spelling mistakes when you type? uhhhhhhhh... 38) Do you have ICQ? yes 39) Do you wanna chat on ICQ? maybe 40) Whats your ICQ number? 14211172 41) Mine is 38950972. Are you gonna chat to me now? not really 42) How many questions are too many? 76,532 43) How many do you think Allod did? 100?? 44) Do you think I can make more than him? no 45) Do you think posting lots of questions is macho? only if you are a pussy 46) Do you go to the beach often? no 47) Do you go to the beach just to perv on chicks? no 48) Do you have small genitalia? no 49) If you did, would you admit it on a forum survey? yes 50) Do you go out to nightclubs? no 51) Have you ever picked anyone up at a nightclub? no 52) Are you too ugly to pick anyone up at nighclubs? no 53) Do you like huge breasts? not particularly 54) Do you like fondling huge breasts? never have 55) Have you ever fondled huge breasts? see above 56) Really? yes 57) Whose breasts were they? your moms 58) Are you lying? yes 59) Do you take pep pills to keep you awake? no 60) Do you have a job where you need to take pep pills? no 61) What is the time right now? 7:51:55 62) How many computer games do you own? 34 63) When you masturbate do you find it hard not to get it all over everything? yes 64) Bet you didn't see that one comin, right? actually, i did 65) Am I grossing you out with some of my questions? no 66) What do you think the question will be at number 69? something about 69s? 67) Do you think I will ask a sexually motivated question? yes 68) Do you like spanking monkeys? never have 69) Do you know what 69 really means? yes 70) Have you ever done it? no 71) Do you want me to answer these questions too? yes 72) Why / why not? to make you have to endure this torture also 73) What is your favourite radio station? 92.1 KFMA 74) How many TV channels do you get? 10 75) Do you like Indo-China? i dont know 76) Are you talking to me? no 77) What car do you have? i dont have a car 78) Is it all souped up with cool stuff? see above 79) Do you ever cruise around picking up chicks? see above 80) Do you have voices in your head? yes 81) Do you think people are watching you? yes 82) Do you have Win95 or 98? yes 83) Do you think Win98 is just a cash cow for Microsoft? yes 84) Do you ever play with your pubic hair? no 85) Do you think these questions have too much sexual content? no 86) Do you think I am a grotty pervert? yes 87) How old do you think I am? 12 88) How do you know I'm not a chick? 'cause your name is Alphaman 89) Do you ever get dressed up as Batman and run around the block shouting stuff in Brazilian? no 90) Do you know how to do Ubb? no 91) Do you think people using Ubb are morons? i dont know 92) Are you a lonely computer nerd who wanks off over X rated web sites when his parents are out? no comment 93) Are you glad that you bothered to answer these questions? 94) How many people do you think will bother to fill out this survey? no 95) Do you think I should stop writing questions now? sorta 96) What the hell is the III in JohnIII? i dont know 97) Do you watch Baywatch? no 98) Do you smoke marijuana? no 99) Do you do your own washing? huh? 100) Is this the last question? is it? obviously not |
| CarniveaN |
posted 06-19-99 12:46 AM ET
Question 101: Should Aman be banned from any further survey threads? Carny |
| jig |
posted 06-19-99 04:02 AM ET
101) No, I believe in freedom of speech. But then again, I also believe in chickens with goatees that go around and kill people. |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-19-99 06:31 AM ET
101) No of course not. He is a healthy and productive member of the forum who contributes quality posts. I vote we make him the Prez! |
| Allod |
posted 06-19-99 06:48 AM ET
27. If you don't know what that's supposed to mean, ask Marvin. |
| Eris |
posted 06-21-99 01:37 PM ET
So where's the analysis of my answers? |
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