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HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:07 AM ET
i think i put it in the wrong place last time
David Floyd posted 06-17-99 10:17 AM ET
Riiiight...
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:20 AM ET
shut the **** up or i will come round a smash your ****ing head in
David Floyd posted 06-17-99 10:22 AM ET
Riiiight...
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:24 AM ET
is right the only word you know and you can not spell that write you bitch
David Floyd posted 06-17-99 10:25 AM ET
My aren't we hostile today...
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:26 AM ET
ya i watch i or you could find a bullet in your back
David Floyd posted 06-17-99 10:29 AM ET
Isn't it against the rules to threaten my life?
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:32 AM ET
what ****ing rules
David Floyd posted 06-17-99 10:39 AM ET
You'd sound a lot better if every other word you said wasn't censored out, you know?
BTW, in case you haven't noticed, this whole thread is a joke to me - I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU! DON'T TAKE ME SO SERIOUSLY!!!
Picker posted 06-17-99 10:40 AM ET
I will kill hardman and eat his bones.
BTW dave, ignore hardman, he's trying to be the biggest asshole on the planet.
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:43 AM ET
**** i was so sersious i had got a gun and wa just about to shot you
OldWarrior_42 posted 06-17-99 10:43 AM ET
Hardman... you just committed a felony by threatening someones life on a public forum and I am now forwarding your IP address to the web police.
David Floyd posted 06-17-99 10:44 AM ET
Ah, OK.
Remember, Hardman, tick me off and you get to face a bunch of Winnukes HAHAHAHAHAHA
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:49 AM ET
what the **** is my ip address
OldWarrior_42 posted 06-17-99 10:52 AM ET
It is a way for the web master to follow your moves on the internet . Then the web police can take it from there. File charges against you etc.... court...jail. You know.
HARDMAN posted 06-17-99 10:56 AM ET
SO CHANGE IF I USE A DIFFRENT COMPUTER
quizara tafwid posted 06-17-99 11:04 AM ET
HARDMAN: I see you've figured out how to use the Caps Lock key. Now, carefully approach the keyboard and press it again to unlock it. Then press the "OFF" switch. Thank you.
OldWarrior_42 posted 06-17-99 11:04 AM ET
It is too late...they told me they have logged it already and you WILL be hearing from the web police
DanS posted 06-17-99 11:56 AM ET
HARDMAN, I don't think they're joking. I'm seen some hard "consequences" handed out because of less than what you said.
FYI, all IP's are logged for Origin's review.
Q Cubed posted 06-17-99 12:07 PM ET
HARDMAN: if i may:
is right the only word you know and you can not spell that write you bitch
my, my, my, if we aren't hypocritical?
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i think i put it in the wrong place last time
should be: I think I put it in the wrong place last time.
shut the **** up or i will come round a smash your ****ing head in
should be: Shut the **** up or I will come around and smash your ****ing head in.
is right the only word you know and you can not spell that write you bitch
should be: Is righ the only word you know? And, can you not spell that right you *****?
ya i watch i or you could find a bullet in your back
should be: (this is pieced together from most likely sentences) Yeah, watch out or you could find a bullet in your back.
what ****ing rules
should be: What ****ing rules?
�The rules he's referring to are the rules that you agreed to when registering.
**** i was so sersious i had got a gun and wa just about to shot you
should be: ****, I was so serious. I had gotten a gun and was just about to shoot you.
�If you don't know where he is, I doubt you would be successful in shooting him
what the **** is my ip address
should be: What the **** is my IP address?
�It is the location from which you get connected to the internet. Not the phone line, but rather, the connection you have with your ISP* server.
*ISP¹ = Internet² Service Provider
¹ = The company which provides you with your internet² connection.
² = The network of computers linked via phone lines, cables, and other means, through which much commerce and massive amounts of information are exchanged every second.
SO CHANGE IF I USE A DIFFRENT COMPUTER
should be: (this is pieced together from most likely sentences) So? It will change if I use a different computer!
Q Cubed posted 06-17-99 12:08 PM ET
bah, it looks like I forgot the closing bold tab in the html.
the point is still made.
OldWarrior_42 posted 06-17-99 12:20 PM ET
My wife was in a Yahoo soap chat room once and someone there had become very nasty so all of my wife's friends told this person that my wife was part of "the Yahoo police". It was funny as hell what they did to this lady and she hasn't been back there to bother them. It is amazing sometimes, the level of intelligence that pops onto these forums every so often spitting out nonsense that way.
Alphaman posted 06-17-99 12:29 PM ET
There is too many weird newbies here.
I think I will make a new thread about that...
Alphaman posted 06-17-99 12:31 PM ET
BTW - check out this little gem:

quote:
Profile for HARDMAN

Date Registered:
06-17-99

Total Posts:
31

Occupation:
WANKER
DanS posted 06-17-99 12:46 PM ET
OW: yeh, I have met the Yahoo police. But if you've been on these forums as long as I have, you can remember the strong arm of Origin better than Yahoo. Remember what they did to JSmith? Hardon here would do well to hear the full story.
Hugo Rune posted 06-17-99 01:24 PM ET
Always trust Q^3 to find the gramatical faults. You forgot the most obvious one, though:
"shaging"
Provost Harrison posted 06-17-99 01:41 PM ET
I had a shage this morning. Oh sorry, I thought you meant 'shaving'!
Q Cubed posted 06-17-99 04:14 PM ET
hugo:
hmmm, so i did.
oh well.
so, there's shagging in the title, and grammatical in your post.
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Q Cubed's Flame Corrector
For the discriminating flamer.
Q Cubed posted 06-17-99 04:15 PM ET
JSmith...i remember chrisk...
Q Cubed posted 06-17-99 04:15 PM ET
JSmith...i remember chrisk...i think i remember the former...kinda.
President Korian posted 06-17-99 04:24 PM ET
I would like to inquire as to what the profession "wanker" entails.
Hugo Rune posted 06-17-99 04:30 PM ET
You [i]Really[i] Don't want to know.
http://www.wmin.ac.uk/%7Esfgva/ukus.htm should clear up most misconceptions.
DanS posted 06-17-99 04:40 PM ET
Q^3: What they did to ChrisK was even worse, but jail time JSmith's jail time was pretty tough, don't you think?
Aredhran posted 06-18-99 07:22 AM ET
Our good friend the Hardman came back today... He posted a long series of "HA" in the "Fed up with SMAC autobuild city improvment feature" thread in the game forum
Aredhran
-are we up for some more fun today ?-
Provost Harrison posted 06-18-99 09:28 AM ET
Silly tosspot!
Resource Consumer posted 06-18-99 09:50 AM ET
Actually the h-word was earlier today than yesterday. I'm sitting here eagerly awaiting his arrival.
I just thought - if we don't mention his name (you know *******) then he won't come.
Stasis Archon posted 06-18-99 09:55 AM ET
Speak of the Devil and he will come.
I think the same thing might apply to *******.
Aredhran posted 06-18-99 10:22 AM ET
Let him come, then... I'll be here, waiting with my 8-barreled flame thrower !
The cool thing is, he's so lame I don't even need my asbestos suit to defend myself... I'm like a 24-1-1 unit !
Aredjram
Aredhran posted 06-18-99 10:24 AM ET
Stoopid typo. Signature should be Aredhran, not Aredhjam (next thing I know, JAMiAM will believe I try to impersonate him or something - I WANT TO EDIT MY POSTS !)
Stasis Archon posted 08-12-99 09:51 AM ET
This is a classic.
MajiK6pt5 posted 08-12-99 11:38 PM ET
This thread is hilarious!!!
HARDMAN and David Floyd, keep posting here!!!

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Author	Topic: shaging
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:07 AM ET i think i put it in the wrong place last time
David Floyd	posted 06-17-99 10:17 AM ET Riiiight...
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:20 AM ET shut the ** up or i will come round a smash your **ing head in
David Floyd	posted 06-17-99 10:22 AM ET Riiiight...
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:24 AM ET is right the only word you know and you can not spell that write you bitch
David Floyd	posted 06-17-99 10:25 AM ET My aren't we hostile today...
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:26 AM ET ya i watch i or you could find a bullet in your back
David Floyd	posted 06-17-99 10:29 AM ET Isn't it against the rules to threaten my life?
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:32 AM ET what ****ing rules
David Floyd	posted 06-17-99 10:39 AM ET You'd sound a lot better if every other word you said wasn't censored out, you know? BTW, in case you haven't noticed, this whole thread is a joke to me - I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU! DON'T TAKE ME SO SERIOUSLY!!!
Picker	posted 06-17-99 10:40 AM ET I will kill hardman and eat his bones. BTW dave, ignore hardman, he's trying to be the biggest asshole on the planet.
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:43 AM ET **** i was so sersious i had got a gun and wa just about to shot you
OldWarrior_42	posted 06-17-99 10:43 AM ET Hardman... you just committed a felony by threatening someones life on a public forum and I am now forwarding your IP address to the web police.
David Floyd	posted 06-17-99 10:44 AM ET Ah, OK. Remember, Hardman, tick me off and you get to face a bunch of Winnukes HAHAHAHAHAHA
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:49 AM ET what the **** is my ip address
OldWarrior_42	posted 06-17-99 10:52 AM ET It is a way for the web master to follow your moves on the internet . Then the web police can take it from there. File charges against you etc.... court...jail. You know.
HARDMAN	posted 06-17-99 10:56 AM ET SO CHANGE IF I USE A DIFFRENT COMPUTER
quizara tafwid	posted 06-17-99 11:04 AM ET HARDMAN: I see you've figured out how to use the Caps Lock key. Now, carefully approach the keyboard and press it again to unlock it. Then press the "OFF" switch. Thank you.
OldWarrior_42	posted 06-17-99 11:04 AM ET It is too late...they told me they have logged it already and you WILL be hearing from the web police
DanS	posted 06-17-99 11:56 AM ET HARDMAN, I don't think they're joking. I'm seen some hard "consequences" handed out because of less than what you said. FYI, all IP's are logged for Origin's review.
Q Cubed	posted 06-17-99 12:07 PM ET HARDMAN: if i may: is right the only word you know and you can not spell that write you bitch my, my, my, if we aren't hypocritical? ------ i think i put it in the wrong place last time should be: I think I put it in the wrong place last time. shut the * up or i will come round a smash your *ing head in should be: Shut the ** up or I will come around and smash your *ing head in. is right the only word you know and you can not spell that write you bitch* should be: Is righ the only word you know? And, can you not spell that right you ****? ya i watch i or you could find a bullet in your back* should be: (this is pieced together from most likely sentences) Yeah, watch out or you could find a bullet in your back. what **ing rules should be: What **ing rules? �The rules he's referring to are the rules that you agreed to when registering. i was so sersious i had got a gun and wa just about to shot you should be: , I was so serious. I had gotten a gun and was just about to shoot** you. �If you don't know where he is, I doubt you would be successful in shooting him what the *** is my ip address* should be: What the **** is my IP address? �It is the location from which you get connected to the internet. Not the phone line, but rather, the connection you have with your ISP* server. ISP¹ = Internet² Service Provider ¹ = The company which provides you with your internet² connection. ² = The network of computers linked via phone lines, cables, and other means, through which much commerce and massive amounts of information are exchanged every second. SO CHANGE IF I USE A DIFFRENT COMPUTER* should be: (this is pieced together from most likely sentences) So? It will change if I use a different computer!
Q Cubed	posted 06-17-99 12:08 PM ET bah, it looks like I forgot the closing bold tab in the html. the point is still made.
OldWarrior_42	posted 06-17-99 12:20 PM ET My wife was in a Yahoo soap chat room once and someone there had become very nasty so all of my wife's friends told this person that my wife was part of "the Yahoo police". It was funny as hell what they did to this lady and she hasn't been back there to bother them. It is amazing sometimes, the level of intelligence that pops onto these forums every so often spitting out nonsense that way.
Alphaman	posted 06-17-99 12:29 PM ET There is too many weird newbies here. I think I will make a new thread about that...
Alphaman	posted 06-17-99 12:31 PM ET BTW - check out this little gem: quote: Profile for HARDMAN Date Registered: 06-17-99 Total Posts: 31 Occupation: WANKER
DanS	posted 06-17-99 12:46 PM ET OW: yeh, I have met the Yahoo police. But if you've been on these forums as long as I have, you can remember the strong arm of Origin better than Yahoo. Remember what they did to JSmith? Hardon here would do well to hear the full story.
Hugo Rune	posted 06-17-99 01:24 PM ET Always trust Q^3 to find the gramatical faults. You forgot the most obvious one, though: "shaging"
Provost Harrison	posted 06-17-99 01:41 PM ET I had a shage this morning. Oh sorry, I thought you meant 'shaving'!
Q Cubed	posted 06-17-99 04:14 PM ET hugo: hmmm, so i did. oh well. so, there's shagging in the title, and grammatical in your post. ------ Q Cubed's Flame Corrector For the discriminating flamer.
Q Cubed	posted 06-17-99 04:15 PM ET JSmith...i remember chrisk...
Q Cubed	posted 06-17-99 04:15 PM ET JSmith...i remember chrisk...i think i remember the former...kinda.
President Korian	posted 06-17-99 04:24 PM ET I would like to inquire as to what the profession "wanker" entails.
Hugo Rune	posted 06-17-99 04:30 PM ET You [i]Really[i] Don't want to know. http://www.wmin.ac.uk/%7Esfgva/ukus.htm should clear up most misconceptions.
DanS	posted 06-17-99 04:40 PM ET Q^3: What they did to ChrisK was even worse, but jail time JSmith's jail time was pretty tough, don't you think?
Aredhran	posted 06-18-99 07:22 AM ET Our good friend the Hardman came back today... He posted a long series of "HA" in the "Fed up with SMAC autobuild city improvment feature" thread in the game forum Aredhran -are we up for some more fun today ?-
Provost Harrison	posted 06-18-99 09:28 AM ET Silly tosspot!
Resource Consumer	posted 06-18-99 09:50 AM ET Actually the h-word was earlier today than yesterday. I'm sitting here eagerly awaiting his arrival. I just thought - if we don't mention his name (you know *******) then he won't come.
Stasis Archon	posted 06-18-99 09:55 AM ET Speak of the Devil and he will come. I think the same thing might apply to *******.
Aredhran	posted 06-18-99 10:22 AM ET Let him come, then... I'll be here, waiting with my 8-barreled flame thrower ! The cool thing is, he's so lame I don't even need my asbestos suit to defend myself... I'm like a 24-1-1 unit ! Aredjram
Aredhran	posted 06-18-99 10:24 AM ET Stoopid typo. Signature should be Aredhran, not Aredhjam (next thing I know, JAMiAM will believe I try to impersonate him or something - I WANT TO EDIT MY POSTS !)
Stasis Archon	posted 08-12-99 09:51 AM ET This is a classic.
MajiK6pt5	posted 08-12-99 11:38 PM ET This thread is hilarious!!! HARDMAN and David Floyd, keep posting here!!!