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Provost Harrison posted 06-16-99 03:48 AM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Provost Harrison   Click Here to Email Provost Harrison  
Please feel free to write about anything topical/non-topical here. I'm just being vain and wanted a topic named after me. That's all. Thank you all for listening, comrades.
4Horses posted 06-16-99 09:00 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for 4Horses  Click Here to Email 4Horses     
Molarity rules!!!
Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 09:34 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Next post missing.
Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 09:35 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
This post missing.
Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 09:35 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Previous post missing.
Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 09:36 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
The two previous posts only said that the post between them was missing, so don't bother reading either post.
Picker posted 06-16-99 09:40 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Picker  Click Here to Email Picker     
Ummmm... I see three.
Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 09:48 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
The one in the middle is missing.
Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 09:51 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
So it doesn't count.
SnowFire posted 06-16-99 11:33 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
God is dead. I killed him. I am now God. God is now in a 5 molar solution. God is in the missing post.
JohnIII posted 06-16-99 01:42 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
I never liked Topics, they always tasted funny.
John III
Hugo Rune posted 06-16-99 01:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
Post number three is below post number four.
onepaul posted 06-16-99 01:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for onepaul  Click Here to Email onepaul     

only in America...

JohnIII posted 06-16-99 01:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
Not if you have a Microsoft-integrated system, in which case the third post is before the second, and can only be seen in the 0.001% of a second you have before your system crashes.
John III
Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 01:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
I killed God and ate his bones. No, that wasn't me. Must have been someone else.
Unfinished sentences are the coolest thing sinc
Hugo Rune posted 06-16-99 02:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
e sliced bread. Unstarted scenences are even cooler, though.
Provost Harrison posted 06-16-99 02:38 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Provost Harrison  Click Here to Email Provost Harrison     
Isn't Pimms and Lemonade cool? I've just had 14 glasses of the stuff. Wow!
Provost Harrison posted 06-16-99 02:39 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Provost Harrison  Click Here to Email Provost Harrison     
Isn't Pimms and Lemonade cool? I've just had 14 glasses of the stuff. Wow!
Picker posted 06-16-99 02:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Picker  Click Here to Email Picker     
Oh my God, I have an imitator. What's this world comi
Valtyr posted 06-16-99 02:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
Tropical: palm trees
Non-tropical: snow
JohnIII posted 06-16-99 02:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
ng from?
John III
Provost Harrison posted 06-16-99 02:48 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Provost Harrison  Click Here to Email Provost Harrison     
I qui.....
JohnIII posted 06-16-99 02:52 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
-Gon Jinn.
I am NOT saying the lyrics to that song.
John III
OhWell posted 06-16-99 03:00 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
Thank you, Provost Harrison. Could you comment on th
OhWell posted 06-16-99 03:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
e
OhWell posted 06-16-99 03:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
meaning
OhWell posted 06-16-99 03:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
of
OhWell posted 06-16-99 03:02 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
life?
JT 3 posted 06-16-99 03:03 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JT 3  Click Here to Email JT 3     
Who Framed Ro.........
OhWell posted 06-16-99 03:03 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
John III just got to 1000 posts with one line posts.

I thought I would go one better with one word posts.

What a cheesy way to boost your post count!

Valtyr posted 06-16-99 03:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
Does anybody know what went wrong with Project 500? How do you read the newest posts?
Hugo Rune posted 06-16-99 03:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
That's a horrifying way to g
OhWell posted 06-16-99 03:05 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for OhWell    
I considered one letter posts, but decided that would be a little over the top.

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Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 03:18 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
..ger Rabbit

o into the tanks and become one with all the people.

Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 03:21 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Well, this Kapitan guy posted about two full pages of smilies in the project 500 thread. For some reason it seems to crash netscape. I have to use (Vade retro, satanas! In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti!)IE 4 to post there.
Valtyr posted 06-16-99 03:27 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
I use IE 5. Project 500 doesn't crash it but I don't get to see the full thread. I think I can post there, I just can't see what's written.
Provost Harrison posted 06-16-99 03:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Provost Harrison  Click Here to Email Provost Harrison     
At this time I couldn't possibly co...
Provost Harrison posted 06-16-99 03:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Provost Harrison  Click Here to Email Provost Harrison     
And I'm a brave fellow. I drank a glass of 55.5M dihydrogen monoxide today. Living dangerously or what?
4Horses posted 06-16-99 03:37 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for 4Horses  Click Here to Email 4Horses     
or what
Valtyr posted 06-16-99 03:39 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
What.
Valtyr posted 06-16-99 03:40 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
V�tt ar ju seiing mai l�d?
Hugo Rune posted 06-16-99 03:46 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
So, Rick. Related to George in any way?
Valtyr posted 06-16-99 03:49 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
Or Ford?

Wait a minute...

Provost Harrison posted 06-16-99 03:51 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Provost Harrison  Click Here to Email Provost Harrison     
I'm famous and brilliant in my own right . Why do I need to be related to these pretentious nobodies?
walruskkkch posted 06-16-99 04:05 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for walruskkkch    
Is this how you guys get to 1000 posts so quickly?
Valtyr posted 06-16-99 04:07 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
Yup !
SnowFire posted 06-16-99 04:09 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Because you're dressed in that "I'm Harrison's Ford 47th cousin" shirt? What? You didn't realize you were dressed in it? Well, technically you aren't, but we all know that
Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 04:11 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Valtyr: It is?
Stasis Archon posted 06-16-99 04:21 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Valtyr: I have no problem loading the whole page with IE 4(If you don't count it taking about five minutes as a problem)
JohnIII posted 06-16-99 04:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JohnIII  Click Here to Email JohnIII     
[/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b] [/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b]
Testing...
John III
Valtyr posted 06-16-99 04:25 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
Stasis Archon: No, it just stops loading at the beginning of the smilies thread (I think). I'll test it now.
SnowFire posted 06-16-99 04:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
They know, this which to the day the problem is today? Interrupted languages. This step exceeds " compiler/translator the diverse times of AltaVista " the diverse languages and returns? Crap! In nobodies in case that that if you lottery gained it, come you I request my house the end to make the examinaci�n of the price. Fnord!
Valtyr posted 06-16-99 04:59 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
OK, I got almost two lines of Kapitan's smilies. Then it said: Strange...
Valtyr posted 06-16-99 05:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
Aarrgghh!! That didn't come out right.

After the HTML part it stopped loading (but no crash). When I clicked on "Post Reply" the page loaded for a couple of minutes and then it crashed my browser.

Provost Harrison posted 06-16-99 05:59 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Provost Harrison  Click Here to Email Provost Harrison     
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, by the way. I keep them in my fridge and call then Sue and Fred. Yes!
Provost Harrison posted 06-16-99 06:09 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Provost Harrison  Click Here to Email Provost Harrison     
What should the image there be?
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 01:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Just bringing this thread back to top...
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 01:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
And boosting my post count.
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 01:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
And boosting my post count.
Hugo Rune posted 06-17-99 01:51 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
And boosting your post count?
And boosting it?
Picker posted 06-17-99 01:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Picker  Click Here to Email Picker     
Why not? Works for me.
Picker posted 06-17-99 01:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Picker  Click Here to Email Picker     
Why not? Works for me.
Picker posted 06-17-99 01:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Picker  Click Here to Email Picker     
Why not? Works for me.
Picker posted 06-17-99 01:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Picker  Click Here to Email Picker     
Why not? Works for me.
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 01:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
What works?
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 01:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
What works?
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 01:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
What works?
Alphaman posted 06-17-99 02:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Alphaman  Click Here to Email Alphaman     
Must find and kill stupidity.
Alphaman posted 06-17-99 02:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Alphaman  Click Here to Email Alphaman     
Must find and kill stupidity.
Alphaman posted 06-17-99 02:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Alphaman  Click Here to Email Alphaman     
Must find and kill stupidity.
Alphaman posted 06-17-99 02:49 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Alphaman  Click Here to Email Alphaman     
How many times can you press the Submit button?
Dreadnought posted 06-17-99 03:03 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dreadnought  Click Here to Email Dreadnought     
I want to post something here, I just can't figure out what............


Ah hell.

Valtyr posted 06-17-99 03:07 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
*burp*

Sorry, too much Coca Cola.

Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:16 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Singularity pressed it about 500 time, thereby crashing the original Project 500 thread.
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:16 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Singularity pressed it about 500 time, thereby crashing the original Project 500 thread.
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:16 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Singularity pressed it about 500 time, thereby crashing the original Project 500 thread.
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:16 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Singularity pressed it about 500 time, thereby crashing the original Project 500 thread.
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:16 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Singularity pressed it about 500 time, thereby crashing the original Project 500 thread.
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
I meant 500 times. Sorry...
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
I meant 500 times. Sorry...
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
I meant 500 times. Sorry...
Alphaman posted 06-17-99 03:31 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Alphaman  Click Here to Email Alphaman     
I dont know how he did that.
Most I can do is about 5-6.
Oh well.
Alphaman posted 06-17-99 03:31 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Alphaman  Click Here to Email Alphaman     
I dont know how he did that.
Most I can do is about 5-6.
Oh well.
Alphaman posted 06-17-99 03:32 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Alphaman  Click Here to Email Alphaman     
Go do the Ultimate Forum Survey!
NOW!
Alphaman posted 06-17-99 03:32 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Alphaman  Click Here to Email Alphaman     
Go do the Ultimate Forum Survey!
NOW!
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
WHY!
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
WHY!
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
WHY?
Stasis Archon posted 06-17-99 03:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
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WHY?
Valtyr posted 06-17-99 04:02 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
A little overboard there, don't you think?
Q Cubed posted 06-17-99 04:25 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Q Cubed  Click Here to Email Q Cubed     
BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Q Cubed posted 06-17-99 04:25 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Q Cubed  Click Here to Email Q Cubed     
BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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Valtyr posted 06-17-99 04:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
tarr tarr tarr tarr tarr tarr tarr tarr tarr

Argh! I can't get it out of my mind!

Try it, it's very addictive. Just say tarr tarr tarr tarr tarr tarr tarr tarr tarr over and over again, you'll never think of anything else in your life, or at least for a few minutes.

Pronounce it like this: IPA: [tar]. That's with a rolling [r] and a short [a].

SnowFire posted 06-17-99 05:26 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Sigh... another thread ruined by "quanity=quality."

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