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Aman's Theme Park
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| Author | Topic: Aman's Theme Park |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 06:06 AM ET  
Welcome to Aman's Theme Park You will now be taken on a magical journey into a fantasy land of beautiful sights. Warning! You must be at least 18 years old to enter. Stand by for the ride. Please hold on to the hand rail at all times. |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 06:10 AM ET
First up we have... ...a beautiful friend of mine, Kate. Well, she is not really my friend... |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 06:14 AM ET
Over by the waterfall we have... ...Christina. Care to jump in with her? |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 06:20 AM ET
Over there its... ...Gina. She's a bit shy so make her feel welcome, would you? Don't do anything I wouldn't. |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 06:25 AM ET
For those of you with, err, unusual, taste there is Bobo... And Spanky... ...You should see what he can do with that long hard trunk of his. |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 06:30 AM ET
Well anyway, its time for a snack... And some yummy fresh fruit... That apricot looks delicious |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 06:38 AM ET
Here at Aman's Theme Park we have only all natural ingredients. Speaking of all natural, its... ...some girl. Now don't tell me she isn't all natural. |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 06:41 AM ET
Just a word on the side. Here at Aman's Theme Park all our items come with a... So if you are not happy please let our friendly staff know so that we can sort things out for you. Because here at Aman's Theme Park your happiness is our top priority. |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 06:46 AM ET
Now please let our helpful Customer Service rep, Natasha... ...show you to our spas and pools. "Keep you hands out of the customer's pants this time Natasha." |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 06:49 AM ET
Now how about a bit of excitement. Have a ride on our... ...award winning roller coaster. Our Number of days without a fatality is now 4. Enjoy! |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 06:54 AM ET
Or you wanna go on the... Or the... That was fun, wasn't it? |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 07:07 AM ET
Well, after that long day its time for you and... to lay down on the... and have a bit of... You naughty devil you! |
| Alphaman |
posted 06-13-99 07:10 AM ET
We at Aman's Theme Park hope that you have enjoyed your day. Please return for more fun tomorrow! Yay! Yippee! Yahoo! |
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