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My cat is spoiled.
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My cat is spoiled.
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| Author | Topic: My cat is spoiled. |
| DesertHyaena |
posted 06-12-99 09:48 AM ET  
She sleeps with her head on my pillow, covered up in my blanket... when I go for sushi, she gets her own piece of ama-ebi... she sits either on my lap or on top of my monitor while I write all this insane ****... |
| Provost Harrison |
posted 06-12-99 11:44 AM ET
Are you really Bloefelt? Is it a real fluffy white cat? |
| DesertHyaena |
posted 06-12-99 11:47 AM ET
No, her name is Citlaxochitzin, which is an ancient Aztec name that means 'Lady of the Star Flower'. We call her Citla or Little La for short. She's a Bengal�part Asian Leopard Cat�and she has spots! |
| Provost Harrison |
posted 06-12-99 01:35 PM ET
Oh, sounds lovely! |
| Provost Harrison |
posted 06-12-99 01:36 PM ET
But I wouldn't like to have to call her name after a few pints  |
| Rex Little |
posted 06-12-99 02:53 PM ET
Cats are supposed to be spoiled, that's their purpose in life. It's said that there was once a Chinese mandarin who cut off the sleeve of his priceless embroidered robe rather than disturb a kitten sleeping on it. My reaction is, "Of course he did. Wouldn't everyone?" |
| Spider |
posted 06-12-99 02:59 PM ET
No, Rex, not everyone. There are some people with a grave psychological disorder who, as a result, (gasp) prefer dogs! They should be treated for this disorder as soon as possible. Spider |
| DesertHyaena |
posted 06-12-99 03:43 PM ET
One reason Little La is so spoiled is she has twice saved me from suicide. She saved my life, so she gets anything she wants. (She probably would, anyway...) |
| Picker |
posted 06-13-99 12:21 AM ET
Cats are just chew toys for my dog. |
| Trappist |
posted 06-13-99 08:25 AM ET
I like cats. However, as I keep rats (5 of 'em at the moment) I don't have one. The two just wouldn't mix. Much as I like cats, I prefer rats. |
| MiKaeLe |
posted 06-13-99 09:28 AM ET
MMM...Cats? Who mentioned cats? I had an Angorian white pussy once. Had to throw her out of the window, 'couse she kept attacking my guests. She almost killed a girl by jumping on her neck and simply tearing it apart (ughh..grose). But when we were all alone she was like any other cat, sleeping and sleeping, and jumping through cabinets, climbing on the pictures etc. Anyway. Won't get me any more cats from then on. Have a German shepard now, and it's realy cool. I'm just afraid that i could forget to feed him some day and wake up without a leg or two MiKaeLe |
| Provost Harrison |
posted 06-14-99 11:42 AM ET
I'm a commie. Most people have this idea that I probably eat cats  But I don't. I'm socialist in a good way, and I practice what I preach. I like cats, dogs, mice, etc, etc, etc. I think nature is wonderful. |
| Roland |
posted 06-14-99 12:27 PM ET
I'm a commie. Most people have this idea that I probably eat cats. But I don't. I used to think catholics eat cats ? I doubt there's a way to get the cat without the spoiled-problem... the only alternative would be to get a dog, but who'd want a pet without any character ? |
| OhWell |
posted 06-14-99 12:48 PM ET
If you cat is spoiled, you didn�t follow directions... You are supposed to refrigerate after opening. |
| Picker |
posted 06-14-99 12:53 PM ET
Hey, half wolf, half husky is awesome, obedient, and the biggest ****ing suck in the entire world. |
| Spoe |
posted 06-14-99 04:45 PM ET
Oh, there's dogs with character, but they're all catlike. Seriously though, your cat is spoiled -- you just misunderstand the situation. You don't have a cat for a pet, cats have people for pets. |
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