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Non-SMAC related The Hyaena's bored again... look out... |
Author | Topic: The Hyaena's bored again... look out... |
DesertHyaena |
posted 06-11-99 06:17 PM ET
Rotten little thoughts are drifting through my mind. I'm bored out of my skull and debating such loveliness as writing nasty little stories about what the faction leaders *really* do when they think no one is looking... Someone save me from the tedium! |
JohnIII |
posted 06-11-99 06:21 PM ET
Sorry, it's too late here and I'm waitng for TFI Friday. John III |
DesertHyaena |
posted 06-11-99 06:24 PM ET
Oh, but John!! That means you're dooming the poor suffering ranks of readers here on the forum to having to learn what Yang does with a cucumber, a shaved rabbit, a small bowl of squished mindworms and his thumbs!! |
JohnIII |
posted 06-11-99 06:29 PM ET
I suppose I could type up some of last weeks' TFI Friday: "Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever " John III |
Alphaman |
posted 06-11-99 06:29 PM ET
1) Why do you like hyenas? 2) I got a nice pic gallery in the other thread: http://alpha.owo.com/ubb/Forum11/HTML/000376.html 3) Its 6:30 am where I am and I haven't slept this last night. There is a few things for you. Not much but... oh well. Aman |
Stasis Archon |
posted 06-11-99 06:31 PM ET
A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. I don't think we want to know, after all. And this is a University of planet high ranking research officer speaking. What would happen if the common drones were told? Propably riots everywhere. On a sode note I'm bored too, but I can't think up anything that involves yang, a cucumber, a shaved rabbit, a small bowl of squished mindworms and his thumbs. Is there anything we can do to prevent the knowledge from coming out in circulation? "If ignorance is bliss how come more people aren't happy?" |
JohnIII |
posted 06-11-99 06:31 PM ET
Argh. That was supposed to be: "Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very " John III |
JohnIII |
posted 06-11-99 06:36 PM ET
WooHoo! TFI! TFI! TFI! John III |
DesertHyaena |
posted 06-11-99 06:43 PM ET
"We watched in horror as Yang inserted Cucumber A into Rabbit Port B, bearing down powerfully with his thumbs as he utilized his own docking port while making liberal use of the squished mindworms wherever the need seemed to indicate..." |
DesertHyaena |
posted 06-11-99 06:45 PM ET
The hyaena is one of the most noble yet most misunderstood of all animals. I guess I have a soft spot for animals that resemble things I experience in daily life! |
JohnIII |
posted 06-11-99 06:46 PM ET
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Aerosmith, Garbage, "The Most Incredible Experience I Have Sat Through In My Entire Life". LOL John III |
Valtyr |
posted 06-11-99 06:46 PM ET
What is TFI? Valtyr |
jsorense |
posted 06-11-99 06:50 PM ET
I had a friend that wrote a wonderful sad ode to a desert jackal when he was working on an archaeological project in Sudan. The poem lamented the fact that said jackal had stolen my friend's favorite jacket and then tore it to shreds. Is this on topic or off? |
JohnIII |
posted 06-11-99 06:54 PM ET
Thank F*ck It's Friday, TFI Friday. Hosted by Chris Evans. John III |
Valtyr |
posted 06-11-99 07:06 PM ET
JohnIII: The English shows we get here are so old and boring, like Smith & Jones, Hale & Pace and the like... |
JohnIII |
posted 06-11-99 07:07 PM ET
Do you get the Adam and Joe Show? John III |
Valtyr |
posted 06-11-99 07:09 PM ET
Nope. |
Alphaman |
posted 06-11-99 07:09 PM ET
Hale and Pace are total legends. They are the funniest thing out of the UK. The drunken pommies they do is abosolutely hilarious. |
JohnIII |
posted 06-11-99 07:12 PM ET
So you don't get to see classics like: "Stuffed Trek: The Toy Generation" "Ally McSqueal" and "Saving Private Lion"? Poor you. John III |
Frodo83 |
posted 06-11-99 08:20 PM ET
I think someone here should know that Hyenas actually don't live in deserts. They live on the savannah. Coyotes live in the desert. |
DesertHyaena |
posted 06-12-99 08:45 AM ET
I'm well aware that the spotted hyaena's range is from just south of the Sahara on down through most of the rest of the African veldts and savannahs... *I*, on the other hand, happen to live very much in the Sonoran Desert, here in Arizona. And, since the hyaena is my personal symbol and totem... that makes me the Desert Hyaena! |
MikeH II |
posted 06-14-99 06:45 AM ET
Ally McSqueal was incredible. Especially the little touches like Judge Reinhold running the court. Brilliant. |
Provost Harrison |
posted 06-14-99 02:21 PM ET
To get back to the original point. Sister Miriam's too ugly and doesn't get much She just uses a bible and a handful of organic superlube. |
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