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walruskkkch posted 06-10-99 11:31 PM ET
To blah, or not to blah: that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to blah
the blahs and blahs of outrageous blah,
or to take arms against a sea of blahs,
and by opposing blah them? To blah; to blah
no more: and by a blah to say we end
the blah-ache and the thousand natural
blahs
that flesh is blah to, tis a consummation
devoutly to be blahed. To blah, to blah;
To Blah: perchance to blah: ay there's the
blah:
For in that blah of blah what blah may
come
when we have blahed of this mortal blah,
must give us blah: There's the blah
that makes blah of so long blah;
For who would bear the blahs and blahs of
time,
The oppressor's blah, the proud man's blah,
the blah of despised blah, the blahs delay,
The insolence of blah and the blahs
that patient blah the unworthy blahs,
when he himself might his blah make
with a bare blahkin? who would blah
bear,
to blah and blah under a weary blah,
but that the blah of something after blah,
the undiscovered blah from whose blah
no blaher returns, puzzles the blah
and makes us rather blah those blahs we have
than fly to blah that we know not of?
Thus blah does make cowards of us all:
and thus the native blah of blah
is blahed o'er with the blah cast of blah,
and blah of great pitch and blah
with this blah their blahs turn awry.
and lose the name of BLAH.-- Blah you now!
the Fair Blah! Blah, in thy blahs
be all my sins blahed!
With apologies to the "Blah of Avon"
Philip McCauley posted 06-11-99 01:38 AM ET
Oh dear god, not another blah post.
Hugo Rune posted 06-11-99 01:45 PM ET
Blah, and blah, and blah,
Creeps in this petty blah from blah to blah
To the last blah of recorded blah,
And all our blahs have lighted blah
The way to dusty blah. Out, out, brief blah!
Blah 's but a walking blah, a poor blah
That struts and frets his blah upon the blah
And then is heard no more: it is a blah
Told by a blah, full of blah and blah,
Signifying blah.
McBlah, act Blah, scene Blah
Frodo83 posted 06-11-99 01:55 PM ET
Alas poor Yorick, I blahed him well...A fellow of infinite yackity yack, of excellent blah. He hath blahed me upon his back a blahsand times...
Stasis Archon posted 06-11-99 02:00 PM ET
Orpheus with his blah made blahs,
And the mountain blahs that blah,
Blahed themselves, when he did blah:
To his blah plants and flowers
Ever blahed; as blah and showers
There had blahed a lasting blah.
Everything that blahed him blah,
Even the blahs of the blah,
Hung their blahs, and then blahed by.
In sweet blah is such art,
Killing blah and blah of blah
Blah asleep, or blahing, blah.
evil_conquerer posted 06-12-99 02:40 PM ET
Double, double, blah and blah
Fire blah and caldron blah
Blah of a fenny blah
In the caldron blah and blah
Eye of blah and toe of blah
Wool of blah and tongue of blah
Adder's blah and blind-worm's blah
Lizard's blah and howlet's blah
For a blah of powerful blah
Like a hell-broth blah and blah
Double, double, blah and blah
Fire blah and caldron blah
Blah it with a baboon's blah
Then the blah is blah and blah
"MacBlah"
William Blahspeare
Sheng Ji Yang posted 06-12-99 02:44 PM ET
How dare you diss my dawg the bard?!?
Provost Harrison posted 06-12-99 02:45 PM ET
alas, poor blah, I blahed him blah!
Provost Harrison posted 06-12-99 02:46 PM ET
a blah, a blah, my kingdom for a blah
walruskkkch posted 06-12-99 03:07 PM ET
Not trying to insult the Great Shakespeare, just trying to raise up the level of Blah to something greater than it's nature.
Friends, Forumers, and countrymen, lend me
your blahs:
I come to bury Blah, not to blah blah.
The blah that men do blahs after them;
The good is oft blahed with their blahs;
So let it be with Bah. The noble Blah
hath told you Blah was blah:
If it were so, it was a grievous blah,
and blahously hath Blah blahed it,
Here, under leave of Blah and the blah--
For Blah is an honourable blah;
so are they all, all honourable Blahs--
Come I to speak in Blahs funeral.
As always, I remain,
Your Blahful and Blahdient Blah
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Author	Topic: Shakespeare in Blah
walruskkkch	posted 06-10-99 11:31 PM ET To blah, or not to blah: that is the question Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to blah the blahs and blahs of outrageous blah, or to take arms against a sea of blahs, and by opposing blah them? To blah; to blah no more: and by a blah to say we end the blah-ache and the thousand natural blahs that flesh is blah to, tis a consummation devoutly to be blahed. To blah, to blah; To Blah: perchance to blah: ay there's the blah: For in that blah of blah what blah may come when we have blahed of this mortal blah, must give us blah: There's the blah that makes blah of so long blah; For who would bear the blahs and blahs of time, The oppressor's blah, the proud man's blah, the blah of despised blah, the blahs delay, The insolence of blah and the blahs that patient blah the unworthy blahs, when he himself might his blah make with a bare blahkin? who would blah bear, to blah and blah under a weary blah, but that the blah of something after blah, the undiscovered blah from whose blah no blaher returns, puzzles the blah and makes us rather blah those blahs we have than fly to blah that we know not of? Thus blah does make cowards of us all: and thus the native blah of blah is blahed o'er with the blah cast of blah, and blah of great pitch and blah with this blah their blahs turn awry. and lose the name of BLAH.-- Blah you now! the Fair Blah! Blah, in thy blahs be all my sins blahed! With apologies to the "Blah of Avon"
Philip McCauley	posted 06-11-99 01:38 AM ET Oh dear god, not another blah post.
Hugo Rune	posted 06-11-99 01:45 PM ET Blah, and blah, and blah, Creeps in this petty blah from blah to blah To the last blah of recorded blah, And all our blahs have lighted blah The way to dusty blah. Out, out, brief blah! Blah 's but a walking blah, a poor blah That struts and frets his blah upon the blah And then is heard no more: it is a blah Told by a blah, full of blah and blah, Signifying blah. McBlah, act Blah, scene Blah
Frodo83	posted 06-11-99 01:55 PM ET Alas poor Yorick, I blahed him well...A fellow of infinite yackity yack, of excellent blah. He hath blahed me upon his back a blahsand times...
Stasis Archon	posted 06-11-99 02:00 PM ET Orpheus with his blah made blahs, And the mountain blahs that blah, Blahed themselves, when he did blah: To his blah plants and flowers Ever blahed; as blah and showers There had blahed a lasting blah. Everything that blahed him blah, Even the blahs of the blah, Hung their blahs, and then blahed by. In sweet blah is such art, Killing blah and blah of blah Blah asleep, or blahing, blah.
evil_conquerer	posted 06-12-99 02:40 PM ET Double, double, blah and blah Fire blah and caldron blah Blah of a fenny blah In the caldron blah and blah Eye of blah and toe of blah Wool of blah and tongue of blah Adder's blah and blind-worm's blah Lizard's blah and howlet's blah For a blah of powerful blah Like a hell-broth blah and blah Double, double, blah and blah Fire blah and caldron blah Blah it with a baboon's blah Then the blah is blah and blah "MacBlah" William Blahspeare
Sheng Ji Yang	posted 06-12-99 02:44 PM ET How dare you diss my dawg the bard?!?
Provost Harrison	posted 06-12-99 02:45 PM ET alas, poor blah, I blahed him blah!
Provost Harrison	posted 06-12-99 02:46 PM ET a blah, a blah, my kingdom for a blah
walruskkkch	posted 06-12-99 03:07 PM ET Not trying to insult the Great Shakespeare, just trying to raise up the level of Blah to something greater than it's nature. Friends, Forumers, and countrymen, lend me your blahs: I come to bury Blah, not to blah blah. The blah that men do blahs after them; The good is oft blahed with their blahs; So let it be with Bah. The noble Blah hath told you Blah was blah: If it were so, it was a grievous blah, and blahously hath Blah blahed it, Here, under leave of Blah and the blah-- For Blah is an honourable blah; so are they all, all honourable Blahs-- Come I to speak in Blahs funeral. As always, I remain, Your Blahful and Blahdient Blah