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DesertHyaena posted 06-10-99 08:46 PM ET
Okay... a Bored Hyaena is a Bad Hyaena!! Who on here is a serious and total, complete and utter, unmitigated, shrieking and absolute jerk?
I nominate myself for starting this thread!! But hey... I'm bored!
Valtyr posted 06-10-99 09:00 PM ET
I'm nice .
DesertHyaena posted 06-10-99 09:05 PM ET
Actually, Valtyr... you ARE nice! You were one of the first people that answered my delurk, so you get a kiss on the nosie!
Kefaed posted 06-10-99 09:06 PM ET
Jerk count +1
Valtyr posted 06-10-99 09:08 PM ET
Awwwww...
*blush*
DesertHyaena posted 06-10-99 09:10 PM ET
Well... being merely a jerk is better than being a knuckle-draggin', booger-eatin' ankleheaded moron with a shiny upper lip and an IQ that hovers around room temperature! And SO many of those call the ISP I work at and bother me... teehee...
Kefaed posted 06-10-99 09:14 PM ET
lol, I'm guessing someone doesn't like her job
DesertHyaena posted 06-10-99 09:16 PM ET
Frankly, my job sucks dead green rotten bunnies out of a dirty ashtray through a leaky straw.
Kefaed posted 06-10-99 09:20 PM ET
I lost you when you got to the bunnies.....
DesertHyaena posted 06-10-99 09:29 PM ET
Wel-l-l.... I can't use the terminology I'd normally use!
Kefaed posted 06-10-99 10:03 PM ET
sure you can, it just turns out like this:
He is a mother-****ing piece of ****. ****it, why the **** did that little **** **** *** have to **** everything. **** **** *** **** **** ****.
Kefaed posted 06-10-99 10:04 PM ET
er... I guess you can use your imagination
DesertHyaena posted 06-10-99 10:08 PM ET
But I WAS using my imagination! At least... the publicly-presentable side of my imagination!
Spider posted 06-10-99 10:09 PM ET
Off-topic: DH, check your "confoozed" thread (if you haven't lately).
Spider
No, I am not a total jerk; I know better than to act that way.
DesertHyaena posted 06-10-99 10:12 PM ET
Spider: That looks like a really neat story on the Guardian-thingee, but I'm looking to start something that's not necessarily based in these forums, because I find 'em unwieldy. Check out my 'What If...' thread here in 'Non-SMAC Related' for more details.
Koshko posted 06-11-99 01:21 AM ET
Sometimes, a good old-fashioned swear word is the only thing that works.
MikeH II posted 06-11-99 06:36 AM ET
Bull**** it is!
(Only the second time I've ever been censored)
Roland posted 06-11-99 07:06 AM ET
Frankly, my job sucks dead green rotten bunnies out of a dirty ashtray through a leaky straw.
Yikes! I'd just hope for very, very big leaks in that straw...
Picker posted 06-11-99 08:57 AM ET
That would depend.
Q Cubed posted 06-11-99 10:51 AM ET
I am not a crook.
DanS posted 06-11-99 11:26 AM ET
$crook++;
If past is prologue...
Hugo Rune posted 06-11-99 01:36 PM ET
I usually consider myself a foul knave, but I can on occation stoop down to Jerk Level. Like the time when I preyed at the socialism threads waiting for someone to say poor people are genetically inferior and then call them Nazis. It never worked.
Frodo83 posted 06-11-99 02:00 PM ET
You've got to be one of the good guys, son...because there's way too many of the bad.
DesertHyaena posted 06-11-99 02:05 PM ET
I can be absolutely atrocious. I've been known to flame people until their eyes bug out, say completely disgusting things, tell off-color jokes, act like an elitist bitch, and generally act in socially unacceptable ways!
I just don't do any of the above unless provoked.
Stasis Archon posted 06-11-99 02:08 PM ET
Provoked in what way? Do you mean:
"He flamed me! How does he dare? He'll pay with his butt!"
Or
"I disagree with him. He'll die."
DesertHyaena posted 06-11-99 03:54 PM ET
Basically, I mean:
"Who IS this hypocritical/sanctimonious/smug/ignorant fool and why the hell is he harassing me/talking about subjects of which he is totally ignorant/generally behaving like a complete anklehead?"
Those people who do not behave like some kind of yutz need not fear stirring my wrath. That said, I will leave you with an African proverb...
"Only a fool seeks to show the hyaena how hard he can bite..."
Famous Eccles posted 06-11-99 04:08 PM ET
I am an evil bastard. Just cynical and evil. Who else here has laughed at the pathetic screams of Kosovan refugees being bombed out of existence?
I am not a fascist, to clear the records.
Kefaed posted 06-11-99 04:13 PM ET
I will personally dismember you, Eccles. Your bones will make a good centerpiece on my dinner table. I will use your intestines as a jump rope and play hacky-sack with your skull.
sorry, I couldn't resist.
DesertHyaena posted 06-11-99 04:18 PM ET
I haven't laughed about Kosovo specifically, but the simple fact is that about 90% of the human race pisses me off. Unless someone can prove that they have more intellect than a grapefruit, I generally have no use for them. The 'beer, Baywatch and nookie' mentality of most of the populace of the US nauseates me; the only reason I don't include other countries in that regard is that I don't pass judgement on people I don't know. As I understand it, though, stupidity is endemic to the human race...
Stasis Archon posted 06-11-99 04:40 PM ET
"Faktum �r att jag av princip h�ller alla m�nniskor f�r att vara idioter. �nda tills de har bevisat motsatsen. Och om n�gon lyckas bevisa motsatsen �r det dags att inse att det �r man sj�lv som �r idiot."
Arne Anka, a Swedish cartoon character.
Sorry for not translating. I don't have the time right now.
Famous Eccles posted 06-11-99 04:53 PM ET
In Britain it is
Lager
Eastenders (TV)
and masterbation. You americans have got it lucky!
Why, when I suddenly decide to be evil, do people start threatening to cut me up?
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Author	Topic: Poll on Complete Thumping Rectum-Heads!
DesertHyaena	posted 06-10-99 08:46 PM ET Okay... a Bored Hyaena is a Bad Hyaena!! Who on here is a serious and total, complete and utter, unmitigated, shrieking and absolute jerk? I nominate myself for starting this thread!! But hey... I'm bored!
Valtyr	posted 06-10-99 09:00 PM ET I'm nice .
DesertHyaena	posted 06-10-99 09:05 PM ET Actually, Valtyr... you ARE nice! You were one of the first people that answered my delurk, so you get a kiss on the nosie!
Kefaed	posted 06-10-99 09:06 PM ET Jerk count +1
Valtyr	posted 06-10-99 09:08 PM ET Awwwww... blush
DesertHyaena	posted 06-10-99 09:10 PM ET Well... being merely a jerk is better than being a knuckle-draggin', booger-eatin' ankleheaded moron with a shiny upper lip and an IQ that hovers around room temperature! And SO many of those call the ISP I work at and bother me... teehee...
Kefaed	posted 06-10-99 09:14 PM ET lol, I'm guessing someone doesn't like her job
DesertHyaena	posted 06-10-99 09:16 PM ET Frankly, my job sucks dead green rotten bunnies out of a dirty ashtray through a leaky straw.
Kefaed	posted 06-10-99 09:20 PM ET I lost you when you got to the bunnies.....
DesertHyaena	posted 06-10-99 09:29 PM ET Wel-l-l.... I can't use the terminology I'd normally use!
Kefaed	posted 06-10-99 10:03 PM ET sure you can, it just turns out like this: He is a mother-**ing piece of . it, why the did that little * have to ** everything. * ** **.
Kefaed	posted 06-10-99 10:04 PM ET er... I guess you can use your imagination
DesertHyaena	posted 06-10-99 10:08 PM ET But I WAS using my imagination! At least... the publicly-presentable side of my imagination!
Spider	posted 06-10-99 10:09 PM ET Off-topic: DH, check your "confoozed" thread (if you haven't lately). Spider No, I am not a total jerk; I know better than to act that way.
DesertHyaena	posted 06-10-99 10:12 PM ET Spider: That looks like a really neat story on the Guardian-thingee, but I'm looking to start something that's not necessarily based in these forums, because I find 'em unwieldy. Check out my 'What If...' thread here in 'Non-SMAC Related' for more details.
Koshko	posted 06-11-99 01:21 AM ET Sometimes, a good old-fashioned swear word is the only thing that works.
MikeH II	posted 06-11-99 06:36 AM ET Bull**** it is! (Only the second time I've ever been censored)
Roland	posted 06-11-99 07:06 AM ET Frankly, my job sucks dead green rotten bunnies out of a dirty ashtray through a leaky straw. Yikes! I'd just hope for very, very big leaks in that straw...
Picker	posted 06-11-99 08:57 AM ET That would depend.
Q Cubed	posted 06-11-99 10:51 AM ET I am not a crook.
DanS	posted 06-11-99 11:26 AM ET $crook++; If past is prologue...
Hugo Rune	posted 06-11-99 01:36 PM ET I usually consider myself a foul knave, but I can on occation stoop down to Jerk Level. Like the time when I preyed at the socialism threads waiting for someone to say poor people are genetically inferior and then call them Nazis. It never worked.
Frodo83	posted 06-11-99 02:00 PM ET You've got to be one of the good guys, son...because there's way too many of the bad.
DesertHyaena	posted 06-11-99 02:05 PM ET I can be absolutely atrocious. I've been known to flame people until their eyes bug out, say completely disgusting things, tell off-color jokes, act like an elitist bitch, and generally act in socially unacceptable ways! I just don't do any of the above unless provoked.
Stasis Archon	posted 06-11-99 02:08 PM ET Provoked in what way? Do you mean: "He flamed me! How does he dare? He'll pay with his butt!" Or "I disagree with him. He'll die."
DesertHyaena	posted 06-11-99 03:54 PM ET Basically, I mean: "Who IS this hypocritical/sanctimonious/smug/ignorant fool and why the hell is he harassing me/talking about subjects of which he is totally ignorant/generally behaving like a complete anklehead?" Those people who do not behave like some kind of yutz need not fear stirring my wrath. That said, I will leave you with an African proverb... "Only a fool seeks to show the hyaena how hard he can bite..."
Famous Eccles	posted 06-11-99 04:08 PM ET I am an evil bastard. Just cynical and evil. Who else here has laughed at the pathetic screams of Kosovan refugees being bombed out of existence? I am not a fascist, to clear the records.
Kefaed	posted 06-11-99 04:13 PM ET I will personally dismember you, Eccles. Your bones will make a good centerpiece on my dinner table. I will use your intestines as a jump rope and play hacky-sack with your skull. sorry, I couldn't resist.
DesertHyaena	posted 06-11-99 04:18 PM ET I haven't laughed about Kosovo specifically, but the simple fact is that about 90% of the human race pisses me off. Unless someone can prove that they have more intellect than a grapefruit, I generally have no use for them. The 'beer, Baywatch and nookie' mentality of most of the populace of the US nauseates me; the only reason I don't include other countries in that regard is that I don't pass judgement on people I don't know. As I understand it, though, stupidity is endemic to the human race...
Stasis Archon	posted 06-11-99 04:40 PM ET "Faktum �r att jag av princip h�ller alla m�nniskor f�r att vara idioter. �nda tills de har bevisat motsatsen. Och om n�gon lyckas bevisa motsatsen �r det dags att inse att det �r man sj�lv som �r idiot." Arne Anka, a Swedish cartoon character. Sorry for not translating. I don't have the time right now.
Famous Eccles	posted 06-11-99 04:53 PM ET In Britain it is Lager Eastenders (TV) and masterbation. You americans have got it lucky! Why, when I suddenly decide to be evil, do people start threatening to cut me up?