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Famous Eccles posted 06-10-99 01:27 PM ET
Any old planet, Mars or Venus maybe.
Say you were the first person out of the landing craft, what would you say to earths cameras?
I would probably say

'Oh **** I didnt check my Helmet ....whoosh..argh, pop!.. just kidding
Man what a ****hole!
Well here I am, now what?
Serious and funny things that people might say when they land. please!

Picker posted 06-10-99 01:29 PM ET
*looks around* "Man, what a dump!"
Famous Eccles posted 06-10-99 01:30 PM ET
**** **** NO!!!
I fouled up the title again.
It was going to be another planet, but I changed it to Mars, and forgot to get rid of 'another'.

BRAIN, if you do that again I will shove you in a vice.
No brain noooooo....
JohnIII posted 06-10-99 01:32 PM ET
"another Mars"
WTF?
Never mind, eh?
John III
OhWell posted 06-10-99 01:58 PM ET
on another Mars
And your wife says �I told you to stop and ask for directions�!
Ser_Olmy posted 06-10-99 02:19 PM ET
GGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG MMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JohnIII posted 06-10-99 02:34 PM ET
"Ooh, looks tasty"
"Hey, this isn't the chocolate bar!"
"Maybe they just sprinkled some stuff on top."
"I suppose one taste won't hurt."
*takes off helmet and picks up rock*
POP
John III
4Horses posted 06-10-99 02:51 PM ET
Well......now that I'm here.......a McDonald's franchise can't be far behind.
JT 3 posted 06-10-99 02:56 PM ET
FOR MARS
"D***, there better be a bathroom around here."
"It's........ red!"
"This is another small step for man, another-oh, ****, I fell off the ladder again."
"Hey, there's a green guy out here with nine eyes!"
"Where's the caramel?"
FOR VENUS
"Houston, you told me they installed an air conditioner up here."
walruskkkch posted 06-10-99 04:39 PM ET
"Where the F**K is my luggage?"
Spoe posted 06-10-99 04:47 PM ET
"Hey! That really is a face!"
Fjorxc the Maniac posted 06-10-99 06:29 PM ET
"I claim this land for Spain!"
Dark Nexus posted 06-10-99 06:30 PM ET
"I claim this planet for me! Now get the hell off!"
jsorense posted 06-10-99 07:28 PM ET
Mr. Michael Valentine Smith, I presume?"
"Thou art god. God is good."
"Where is my bleepity bleep desk?"
Kefaed posted 06-10-99 07:45 PM ET
"Goddamnit! I forgot to feed the cat before I left!"
"Hey Ma!"
"Yeah, I think this whole flag mission is a bunch of sh.. what, I'm on global TV? F***. Wait, I can't say that, can I? Hey Earth, what's up?"
"HEHE, two records in one day, first to set foot on mars, first to take a piss on mars!"
"You mean to tell me there aren't any aliens?"
Valtyr posted 06-10-99 10:41 PM ET
"A small step for a hobbit, a giant leap for hobbitkind. Now, where is my pipe?"
walruskkkch posted 06-10-99 11:10 PM ET
"I'm going to Disneyworld!"
Koshko posted 06-11-99 01:13 AM ET
"I like cheese"
"Where can I find a hooker"
"Is it just me, or does something seem weird"
"I sold my soul to the Devil and all I got was this stupid trip"
"OK Now who's going to be the first to travel to Uranus"
Jay posted 06-11-99 03:32 AM ET
"Am I on TV now?"
"I'm hungry"
"Cool, can I now go back home?"
Mcerion posted 06-11-99 07:38 AM ET
"Take me to your leader."
MikeH II posted 06-11-99 07:47 AM ET
Wow! Look at all the girls that got here before me! This is going to be fun.
Philip McCauley posted 06-11-99 08:54 PM ET
Has anyone seen that issue of the Onion? The headline reads, in huge print,
HOLY ****!
MAN LANDS ON THE ****ING MOON!
First words spoken on the moon by Neil Armstrong: "HOLY LIVING F-" you get the idea.
Pinko34 posted 06-11-99 08:59 PM ET
WOW!!!!I'M ON ****ING MARS!!!!!
Sheng Ji Yang posted 06-11-99 09:15 PM ET
This mission proves that my socialistic government, with it's Marxist ecconomic system and it's brilliant leadership is far superior to that of the US.
Q Cubed posted 06-11-99 09:48 PM ET
I am now on the fourth planet in the Sol System. Joy. Now i shall claim it in the name of the capitalistic and imperialistic society.
Spider posted 06-11-99 10:45 PM ET
Q, you're usually easier to understand than Mu, but....
Spider
Dangit, Q, talk sense!
evil_conquerer posted 06-13-99 04:23 PM ET
Uh-oh... did I leave the oven on?
I think I left my keys in the spaceship.
This doesn't look like mars... Eh... I shoulda taken dat left at Albequerque
Mommy, I gotta go to the bathroom!
Hey, what does this nozzle do? ... whoosh... pop... AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Dreadnought posted 06-15-99 05:01 PM ET
"Holy Sh*t, is that a Starbucks?"
I know it's lame, but it had to be said....
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Author	Topic: You are the First man on another Mars, what would you say?
Famous Eccles	posted 06-10-99 01:27 PM ET Any old planet, Mars or Venus maybe. Say you were the first person out of the landing craft, what would you say to earths cameras? I would probably say 'Oh ** I didnt check my Helmet ....whoosh..argh, pop!.. just kidding Man what a **hole! Well here I am, now what? Serious and funny things that people might say when they land. please!
Picker	posted 06-10-99 01:29 PM ET looks around "Man, what a dump!"
Famous Eccles	posted 06-10-99 01:30 PM ET ** ** NO!!! I fouled up the title again. It was going to be another planet, but I changed it to Mars, and forgot to get rid of 'another'. BRAIN, if you do that again I will shove you in a vice. No brain noooooo....
JohnIII	posted 06-10-99 01:32 PM ET "another Mars" WTF? Never mind, eh? John III
OhWell	posted 06-10-99 01:58 PM ET on another Mars And your wife says �I told you to stop and ask for directions�!
Ser_Olmy	posted 06-10-99 02:19 PM ET GGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG MMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JohnIII	posted 06-10-99 02:34 PM ET "Ooh, looks tasty" "Hey, this isn't the chocolate bar!" "Maybe they just sprinkled some stuff on top." "I suppose one taste won't hurt." takes off helmet and picks up rock POP John III
4Horses	posted 06-10-99 02:51 PM ET Well......now that I'm here.......a McDonald's franchise can't be far behind.
JT 3	posted 06-10-99 02:56 PM ET FOR MARS "D*, there better be a bathroom around here." "It's........ red!" "This is another small step for man, another-oh, **, I fell off the ladder again." "Hey, there's a green guy out here with nine eyes!" "Where's the caramel?" FOR VENUS "Houston, you told me they installed an air conditioner up here."
walruskkkch	posted 06-10-99 04:39 PM ET "Where the F**K is my luggage?"
Spoe	posted 06-10-99 04:47 PM ET "Hey! That really is a face!"
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 06-10-99 06:29 PM ET "I claim this land for Spain!"
Dark Nexus	posted 06-10-99 06:30 PM ET "I claim this planet for me! Now get the hell off!"
jsorense	posted 06-10-99 07:28 PM ET Mr. Michael Valentine Smith, I presume?" "Thou art god. God is good." "Where is my bleepity bleep desk?"
Kefaed	posted 06-10-99 07:45 PM ET "Goddamnit! I forgot to feed the cat before I left!" "Hey Ma!" "Yeah, I think this whole flag mission is a bunch of sh.. what, I'm on global TV? F***. Wait, I can't say that, can I? Hey Earth, what's up?" "HEHE, two records in one day, first to set foot on mars, first to take a piss on mars!" "You mean to tell me there aren't any aliens?"
Valtyr	posted 06-10-99 10:41 PM ET "A small step for a hobbit, a giant leap for hobbitkind. Now, where is my pipe?"
walruskkkch	posted 06-10-99 11:10 PM ET "I'm going to Disneyworld!"
Koshko	posted 06-11-99 01:13 AM ET "I like cheese" "Where can I find a hooker" "Is it just me, or does something seem weird" "I sold my soul to the Devil and all I got was this stupid trip" "OK Now who's going to be the first to travel to Uranus"
Jay	posted 06-11-99 03:32 AM ET "Am I on TV now?" "I'm hungry" "Cool, can I now go back home?"
Mcerion	posted 06-11-99 07:38 AM ET "Take me to your leader."
MikeH II	posted 06-11-99 07:47 AM ET Wow! Look at all the girls that got here before me! This is going to be fun.
Philip McCauley	posted 06-11-99 08:54 PM ET Has anyone seen that issue of the Onion? The headline reads, in huge print, HOLY **! MAN LANDS ON THE **ING MOON! First words spoken on the moon by Neil Armstrong: "HOLY LIVING F-" you get the idea.
Pinko34	posted 06-11-99 08:59 PM ET WOW!!!!I'M ON ****ING MARS!!!!!
Sheng Ji Yang	posted 06-11-99 09:15 PM ET This mission proves that my socialistic government, with it's Marxist ecconomic system and it's brilliant leadership is far superior to that of the US.
Q Cubed	posted 06-11-99 09:48 PM ET I am now on the fourth planet in the Sol System. Joy. Now i shall claim it in the name of the capitalistic and imperialistic society.
Spider	posted 06-11-99 10:45 PM ET Q, you're usually easier to understand than Mu, but.... Spider Dangit, Q, talk sense!
evil_conquerer	posted 06-13-99 04:23 PM ET Uh-oh... did I leave the oven on? I think I left my keys in the spaceship. This doesn't look like mars... Eh... I shoulda taken dat left at Albequerque Mommy, I gotta go to the bathroom! Hey, what does this nozzle do? ... whoosh... pop... AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Dreadnought	posted 06-15-99 05:01 PM ET "Holy Sh*t, is that a Starbucks?" I know it's lame, but it had to be said....