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Topic: People complain there are no Nazis in the forums, lets take turns in being one.
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Major Bloodnok |
posted 06-08-99 04:37 PM ET
Ok, lets get this over with. today I will be the Nazi, tommorow somebody else can be him. I think that the Aryan race is superior to them all. They have the most advanced civilisations, and they have less famines.
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Valtyr
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posted 06-08-99 04:43 PM ET
Shut the f*ck up! |
DanS
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posted 06-08-99 04:48 PM ET
This is why there is IP tracing (like is now over at the Firaxis site). |
Giant Squid
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posted 06-08-99 10:47 PM ET
I have an idea. Apolyton could get into a trade system with you. We export things we have a surplus of that you lack, such as neo-Nazis, and in return, you send us things we are short of, like semi-rational normal people. |
Picker
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posted 06-08-99 11:00 PM ET
Major Bloodnok, I will kill you and eat your bones. |
Q Cubed
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posted 06-08-99 11:16 PM ET
What do Nazis and Blackberry Pies have in common?They both look good in the oven. |
Picker
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posted 06-08-99 11:17 PM ET
Eat your bones!!! |
threeover
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posted 06-09-99 12:59 PM ET
Major Bloodnok's Profile Reads: Occupation: Student. Rebel of the Peoples Republic Location: Valhalla Crater, Callisto Jupiter, Sol Interests: Pulling the wings off fliesWow! I did not know that the mental institutions provide access to the net for their dumbest mother----ing idiots.
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Major Bloodnok
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posted 06-09-99 01:56 PM ET
Christ! I was only taking the piss. I was sick of people on this forum whining about the lack of extreme views, so I played Devils Advocate. Picker, Eccles tells me to tell you that 'I will feast apon your entrails, you pathetic desendant of monkeys'.. ok fine. |
Major Bloodnok
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posted 06-09-99 01:58 PM ET
there should be a bracket between Callisto and Jupiter! The name was set up for RolePlay anyway.
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Sheng Ji Yang
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posted 06-09-99 03:30 PM ET
I have always been Nazi. |
Picker
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posted 06-09-99 03:32 PM ET
Sheng Ji Yang, I will shoot you in the Neck. |
Q Cubed
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posted 06-09-99 09:37 PM ET
Sheng-Ji, that's quite interesting.Sheng-ji Yang is Chinese. The Nazis said you, being Chinese, were inferior. They then helped the Japanese, the Aryans of the Orient, exterminate you. So, it comes as a shock to me that you would support such a viewpoint. |
Q Cubed
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posted 06-09-99 09:38 PM ET
Oh, and i haven't heard one post that said that we needed bloody nazis on these forums.So, where the heck did you get that from? |
HolyWarrior
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posted 06-10-99 01:06 AM ET
Q^3, Yang's post doesn't shock me. First of all, Yang is COMMIE SCUM. The Nazis and Commies were allies at first--WW2 started when they carved up Poland.A pox on all of 'em... |
Q Cubed
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posted 06-10-99 04:53 PM ET
Commies and Nazis hate each other. Commies are extreme left, and Nazis are extreme right. They don't get a long. The thing Hitler and Stalin signed wasn't an alliance; rather, it was a treaty of non-agression that gave some time to the Soviets so they could better their Red Army. |
JohnIII
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posted 06-10-99 04:56 PM ET
Didn't the Commies really crush the Nazis in WW2? John III |
Q Cubed
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posted 06-10-99 04:56 PM ET
Also, China wasn't Communist then, too. |
Imran Siddiqui
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posted 06-10-99 07:46 PM ET
Damn! Now I know why I hardly come here any more and am Apolyton! Because YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! Jeez, that this was a joke should be obvious by the title of the ****ing thread! MORONS! ALL OF YOU!Imran Siddiqui |
DesertHyaena
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posted 06-10-99 07:56 PM ET
'Nazi' is one of the trigger-words that's guaranteed to set people off. I'm sure we can think of many more that cause knee-jerk anger/hysteria; I can think of at least one other that even starts with the letter 'N'. Yes, this thread was intended to be funny; but unfortunately, there are some things which cannot be looked at with humor. The Holocaust, for many, is one of those things. To avoid things like this in the future, maybe we should apply the ol' brain before hitting 'Submit Reply'? (Yes, I'm including myself in this. I really can be a flaming beeeeyotch at times... (G)) |
jsorense
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posted 06-10-99 07:58 PM ET
Major Bloodnok & Imran Siddiqui, I have never found anything funny about Nazis in particular or fascism in general. :-(
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Dutch Boy
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posted 06-14-99 12:14 PM ET
Sheng-ji Yang, interesting point about you being a Nazi, this reminds me of a cartoon about the janpanese and Germans becoming allies, it shows a German and a Japanese guy shaking hands with the Japanese guy saying : So now whe not yellow monkeys anymore, but 100% fellow aryans, right ? I think that should clear up the Nazi view of Orientals.And by the way, how many times do I have to say this on this forum, but the Soviet (Red, Communist) army destroyed the German army in WW2, all the Americans and Canadians did was mop up some leftovers in the west. Just read any decent history book 80% percent of the german army was killed on the EAST FRONT. |
walruskkkch
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posted 06-14-99 06:06 PM ET
Mop up? If the soviets didn't get our lendlease support and supplies and if Hitler didn't have to tie-up troops defending the west and could send some 1-2 million well armed troops to the eastern front how well would the Russians have done? I don't dispute the war in the east involved large numbers of men and that the Soviet Army did an amazing job in defeating Hitler's forces, but please don't say that the Americans were just "Mopping up" in the west. That's an insult to everyman who gave his life on Omaha beach, or at Anzio, Monte Cassino, battle of the Bulge and all the other battles small and large fought against Hitler's tyranny. And I like to remind you that Soviet forces found it "convient" to halt outside Warsaw to let Hitler destroy the uprising there so the soviets wouldn't have to deal with any opposition forces in Poland.We should have more Nazis on the forum, They are as easy to make fun of as the Communists. As always, I remain, Your faithful and obedient servant |
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey
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posted 06-14-99 07:41 PM ET
jsorense: C'mon! You must of found atleast one of Mussolini's or Hitler's actions comedic in the littlest bit. I mean, just look how stupid they both were.YYYH, of the NIMadier general; faithful & hell-bent |
Q Cubed
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posted 06-15-99 11:21 AM ET
Dutch Boy:The Nazi view of the Orientals extended only to the Japanese, whom they considered the "Aryans of the Orient". However, it didn't extend to the rest of the Mongoloid ethnic groups. The Nazis honestly didn't care about the Chinese, the Koreans, the Indonesians, the Vietnamese, etc., because the Japanese didn't - and the Japanese had that same racial superiority complex. During this period, all pure Japanese citizens were brainwashed into thinking they were the Heavenly Race. This bled into their believing that they deserved an empire, and - VOIL�! they starting acting like the Germans, herding their conquered peoples into brutal work camps, only they didn't get the nice uplifting message, Arbeit macht Frei. |
Q Cubed
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posted 06-15-99 11:23 AM ET
YYYH: i find Mussolini's actions hilarious. I don't find Tojo's or Hitler's. While Hitler in all honesty was a moron, the concentration camps kinda suck all the humor out of it. And Tojo...well, learn some about the Korean Occupation from 1910-1945, and maybe you'll understand. |
DanS
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posted 06-15-99 04:46 PM ET
Whenever I want a good gag, I listen to the song "Springtime for Hitler and Germany." |