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Frodo83 posted 06-05-99 07:13 PM ET
Kansas: Ten million people, five last names
Alabama: We put the "fun" in "fundamentalism".
New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney...
Vermont: Moooooooo.
Minnesota: At least we're not Mississippi.
Montana: Home of the Marlboro man
New Jersey: The Polluted State
New Hampshire: Just leave us alone.
North Dakota: First Line of Defense against the Canadians.

Fjorxc the Maniac posted 06-05-99 07:41 PM ET
Hmm... I've seen these before, somewhat differently... ah well.

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier And With Less Character
California: As Seen On TV
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Delaware: We Really Are A State!
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Never Actually Surrendered.
New Mexico: Like Arizona, Only Hotter
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Got any more?
Fjorxc the Maniac
Unwashed Village Idiot,
Wanderer,
CWALer,
8th Canadian Faction of Humanity.
Fjorxc the Maniac posted 06-05-99 07:42 PM ET
Just thought of another one...
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Kyle posted 06-05-99 08:26 PM ET
Canada: The 51st state.

Oh wait
Valtyr posted 06-05-99 08:28 PM ET
Norway: We eat frozen pizza.

JT 3 posted 06-05-99 09:23 PM ET
Washington: Were a not a city.
Louisiana: 15 million people, 13 total IQ.
Texas: Yeeee-hah!
Iowa: We're corny.
JT 3 posted 06-05-99 09:24 PM ET
That was supposed to be, "We are not a city."
Black Dragon posted 06-05-99 10:18 PM ET
Another one for Maryland:
We got Crabs.

Kyle posted 06-05-99 10:49 PM ET
What the hell...
Maryland: Corruption is job one.
JT 3 posted 06-05-99 10:54 PM ET
Maryland: We're Crabby. (I know, it's corny)
Rhode Island: Come Sea Our Food (I know, corny again)
Mexico: Welcome To Texas' Biggest County
El Presidente posted 06-05-99 11:25 PM ET
Texas: More oil then Yemen, more snakes then Brazil
Spider posted 06-05-99 11:32 PM ET
Oregon: The rain capitol of the USA.
At least, I think it's not the motto....
Note: I'm from Oregon; that authorizes me to make jokes about Oregon.
El Presidente posted 06-06-99 12:42 AM ET
Colorado: Fewer Mormons then Utah
New Hampshire: You want some of this?!?
Picker posted 06-06-99 12:56 AM ET
Canada: We are NOT the 51st state.
Kyle posted 06-06-99 11:14 AM ET
Nevada: Gambling and whores, what could be better?
Oklahoma: Indian Territory
Jack Boots posted 06-06-99 11:33 AM ET
Wisconsin: Well at least were not Foreign!
I live there so I get to diss it.
walruskkkch posted 06-06-99 11:21 PM ET
Massachusetts: We've got the Kennedy that should have got shot.
HolyWarrior posted 06-07-99 02:04 AM ET
Illinois: Why go to New York to find crooked politicians?
CrayonX posted 06-07-99 01:33 PM ET
Nevada: Where everything is legal
Utah: Welcome to Mormon country
Arkansas: We shoot the messengers
Florida: Swampland Paradice

Fjorxc the Maniac posted 06-07-99 01:38 PM ET
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Rhode Island: We're Not Really An Island
Illinois: The "S" Is Silent
walruskkkch posted 06-07-99 04:32 PM ET
Nevada, the land of supply and demand.
Kyle posted 06-08-99 06:45 PM ET
Wyoming: We're more symetrical than Colorado.
Colorado: We're more symetrical than Wyoming.
Frodo83 posted 06-08-99 09:20 PM ET
More Floridas:
The Air Conditioned State
The Waiting Room for the Grim Reaper
MikeH II posted 06-10-99 08:26 AM ET
Ohio: No motto, state doesn't exist.
evil_conquerer posted 06-12-99 03:32 PM ET
MikeH: Hey, I took offense at the Ohio one! .
Ohio: We are not in the heartland!
Note: I live in Ohio so I can say what I want .
MikeH II posted 06-14-99 11:15 AM ET
Sorry Evil. That's an Old School forum joke.
threeover posted 06-14-99 11:18 AM ET
Illinois: "bad boys, bad boys, what'yo gonna do...what'yo gonna do when they come for you..."
Dutch Boy posted 06-14-99 11:59 AM ET
Welcome to Wisconsin, your friend's a Mhong (as opposed to Welcome to Wisconsin you're among friends). Only problem with this one is that probably only people from Wisconsin are going to get it, I'm not going to explain what a mhong is.
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Author	Topic: Rejected State Mottos
Frodo83	posted 06-05-99 07:13 PM ET Kansas: Ten million people, five last names Alabama: We put the "fun" in "fundamentalism". New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney... Vermont: Moooooooo. Minnesota: At least we're not Mississippi. Montana: Home of the Marlboro man New Jersey: The Polluted State New Hampshire: Just leave us alone. North Dakota: First Line of Defense against the Canadians.
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 06-05-99 07:41 PM ET Hmm... I've seen these before, somewhat differently... ah well. Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier And With Less Character California: As Seen On TV Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese Delaware: We Really Are A State! South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Never Actually Surrendered. New Mexico: Like Arizona, Only Hotter Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Got any more? Fjorxc the Maniac Unwashed Village Idiot, Wanderer, CWALer, 8th Canadian Faction of Humanity.
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 06-05-99 07:42 PM ET Just thought of another one... Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Kyle	posted 06-05-99 08:26 PM ET Canada: The 51st state. Oh wait
Valtyr	posted 06-05-99 08:28 PM ET Norway: We eat frozen pizza.
JT 3	posted 06-05-99 09:23 PM ET Washington: Were a not a city. Louisiana: 15 million people, 13 total IQ. Texas: Yeeee-hah! Iowa: We're corny.
JT 3	posted 06-05-99 09:24 PM ET That was supposed to be, "We are not a city."
Black Dragon	posted 06-05-99 10:18 PM ET Another one for Maryland: We got Crabs.
Kyle	posted 06-05-99 10:49 PM ET What the hell... Maryland: Corruption is job one.
JT 3	posted 06-05-99 10:54 PM ET Maryland: We're Crabby. (I know, it's corny) Rhode Island: Come Sea Our Food (I know, corny again) Mexico: Welcome To Texas' Biggest County
El Presidente	posted 06-05-99 11:25 PM ET Texas: More oil then Yemen, more snakes then Brazil
Spider	posted 06-05-99 11:32 PM ET Oregon: The rain capitol of the USA. At least, I think it's not the motto.... Note: I'm from Oregon; that authorizes me to make jokes about Oregon.
El Presidente	posted 06-06-99 12:42 AM ET Colorado: Fewer Mormons then Utah New Hampshire: You want some of this?!?
Picker	posted 06-06-99 12:56 AM ET Canada: We are NOT the 51st state.
Kyle	posted 06-06-99 11:14 AM ET Nevada: Gambling and whores, what could be better? Oklahoma: Indian Territory
Jack Boots	posted 06-06-99 11:33 AM ET Wisconsin: Well at least were not Foreign! I live there so I get to diss it.
walruskkkch	posted 06-06-99 11:21 PM ET Massachusetts: We've got the Kennedy that should have got shot.
HolyWarrior	posted 06-07-99 02:04 AM ET Illinois: Why go to New York to find crooked politicians?
CrayonX	posted 06-07-99 01:33 PM ET Nevada: Where everything is legal Utah: Welcome to Mormon country Arkansas: We shoot the messengers Florida: Swampland Paradice
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 06-07-99 01:38 PM ET Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids Rhode Island: We're Not Really An Island Illinois: The "S" Is Silent
walruskkkch	posted 06-07-99 04:32 PM ET Nevada, the land of supply and demand.
Kyle	posted 06-08-99 06:45 PM ET Wyoming: We're more symetrical than Colorado. Colorado: We're more symetrical than Wyoming.
Frodo83	posted 06-08-99 09:20 PM ET More Floridas: The Air Conditioned State The Waiting Room for the Grim Reaper
MikeH II	posted 06-10-99 08:26 AM ET Ohio: No motto, state doesn't exist.
evil_conquerer	posted 06-12-99 03:32 PM ET MikeH: Hey, I took offense at the Ohio one! . Ohio: We are not in the heartland! Note: I live in Ohio so I can say what I want .
MikeH II	posted 06-14-99 11:15 AM ET Sorry Evil. That's an Old School forum joke.
threeover	posted 06-14-99 11:18 AM ET Illinois: "bad boys, bad boys, what'yo gonna do...what'yo gonna do when they come for you..."
Dutch Boy	posted 06-14-99 11:59 AM ET Welcome to Wisconsin, your friend's a Mhong (as opposed to Welcome to Wisconsin you're among friends). Only problem with this one is that probably only people from Wisconsin are going to get it, I'm not going to explain what a mhong is.