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Frodo83 posted 05-31-99 08:11 PM ET
I have what was supposed to be a 24-hour virus, but it's lasted 25 hours and 11 minutes so far. Can anyone explain this anomaly? Does anyone have any cures for this terrible fever and headache, which do not involve eye of bat, gizzard of lizard, and Advil?
Allod posted 06-01-99 05:05 AM ET
Yup. Drink a "Vodka surprise". For this drink you take a normal glass. You fill it to 1/5 with Vodka. Then you pour in 1/5 of cough-mixture (I think anyone is suitable). Add 1 Aspirin and some pepper. Add 1/5 orange juice. Then again 1/5 Vodka and fill up with water (not soda!!!).
Drink it at once.
That's not a joke - I know it sounds weird, it tastes like hell and it's definitely not very healthy, but I tried it and it helped. I can also guarantee that you won't suffer any side-effects. (Although your **** may be a bit fluent for two days.) Normally you make it for another person and DON'T tell him/her what's in it - that's why it's called "Vodka surprise".
Get well and if you're brave enough, try my drink. I took it, too and am still around.
Allod posted 06-01-99 05:08 AM ET
PS: You can bet I was somewhat angry at the firend who gave that to me - but when I had hunted him two times around the house, I noticed that I felt better than before.
I kicked him anyway.
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Author	Topic: I'm sick...
Frodo83	posted 05-31-99 08:11 PM ET I have what was supposed to be a 24-hour virus, but it's lasted 25 hours and 11 minutes so far. Can anyone explain this anomaly? Does anyone have any cures for this terrible fever and headache, which do not involve eye of bat, gizzard of lizard, and Advil?
Allod	posted 06-01-99 05:05 AM ET Yup. Drink a "Vodka surprise". For this drink you take a normal glass. You fill it to 1/5 with Vodka. Then you pour in 1/5 of cough-mixture (I think anyone is suitable). Add 1 Aspirin and some pepper. Add 1/5 orange juice. Then again 1/5 Vodka and fill up with water (not soda!!!). Drink it at once. That's not a joke - I know it sounds weird, it tastes like hell and it's definitely not very healthy, but I tried it and it helped. I can also guarantee that you won't suffer any side-effects. (Although your **** may be a bit fluent for two days.) Normally you make it for another person and DON'T tell him/her what's in it - that's why it's called "Vodka surprise". Get well and if you're brave enough, try my drink. I took it, too and am still around.
Allod	posted 06-01-99 05:08 AM ET PS: You can bet I was somewhat angry at the firend who gave that to me - but when I had hunted him two times around the house, I noticed that I felt better than before. I kicked him anyway.