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Are you all human?
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| Author | Topic: Are you all human? |
| Frodo83 |
posted 05-28-99 10:59 AM ET  
Just wondering. I mean, aliens don't frighten me, since I've had dealings with them in the past, and this seems like the ideal gathering ground for all those extra-terrestrial types. So, if you're an alien, speak up now! You won't be an outcast; you'll be revered. And your opinions will be greatly considered when it comes to terraforming Venus! |
| GaryD |
posted 05-28-99 11:08 AM ET
Don't you know everyone else is computer generated (including the deliberate spelling mistakes) ? |
| Picker |
posted 05-28-99 11:23 AM ET
I'm a green fiery yellow Jibobo. |
| The DirectorGeneral |
posted 05-28-99 12:00 PM ET
I cannot admit to anything, as part of the agreement I have with the U.S. government is that I deny my extraterestrial heritage.... umm oopps... errr... that is, i mean, I am a completely normal human being! really.... oh , Crap, there goes my Student Visa..... Advinius Longinus, |
| jsorense |
posted 05-28-99 12:36 PM ET
I am no longer an alien. I am now a fully naturalized citizen. Come to think of it, "naturalization" sounds sort of icky. Was being buried in a peat bog for a year part of your citizenship test? |
| Hugo Rune |
posted 05-28-99 01:48 PM ET
Anecdote: In Britain, the lane where non-citizens go through custom is called "others". In the US, it's called "aliens". In Tanzania, It's labelled "visitors". But, I digress. I am human. I think. |
| Khan Singh |
posted 05-28-99 01:50 PM ET
Suppose you neither human not alien? |
| Khan Singh |
posted 05-28-99 01:50 PM ET
Suppose you neither human nor alien? |
| Valtyr |
posted 05-28-99 01:52 PM ET
Well, I do feel kind of alienated by this forum. It's "Star Wars" here, "Phantom Menace" there and "Jar Jar Binks" everywhere. But I digress.. |
| Ser_Olmy |
posted 05-28-99 01:57 PM ET
I'm 100% human, I think/hope |
| Spoe |
posted 05-28-99 01:58 PM ET
As far as I know, but then again I've never faced the gom jabbar.  |
| Al Gore |
posted 05-28-99 02:02 PM ET
Hey, what do you mean? Will these accusations never end? For the last time: I am human, I was born on Venus and... errr... ooops. Forget that. So, alright, I'm an alien. So what? I invented the internet; without me, you wouldn't even be here! And if I hadn't been banned from Venus because of my mindboggling stupidi... uhmm... let's let it be for today, shall we? |
| OhWell |
posted 05-28-99 02:45 PM ET
I am a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101. I have to leave now, but I'll be back... |
| Allod |
posted 05-28-99 02:45 PM ET
Ahhhhh, prominence on the forums.  |
| JohnIII |
posted 05-28-99 02:46 PM ET
Excellent. John III |
| Allod |
posted 05-28-99 02:47 PM ET
What is excellent? |
| JohnIII |
posted 05-28-99 02:51 PM ET
That's my answer to the above question John III |
| Allod |
posted 05-28-99 02:59 PM ET
To WHAT question? Yours stupidly, |
| JohnIII |
posted 05-28-99 03:11 PM ET
The the thread title. John III |
| Allod |
posted 05-28-99 03:29 PM ET
Are you all human? - Excellent. HUH?!? Am I stupid or what? |
| JohnIII |
posted 05-28-99 03:31 PM ET
Work it out. John III |
| CarniveaN |
posted 05-28-99 04:09 PM ET
I am just a helpless brain, sitting in a jar full of preservatives, on someones shelf in Australia.... and this... this is all just my imagination... Carny |
| Kefaed |
posted 05-28-99 10:03 PM ET
I like cheese, is that good enough? |
| Alphaman |
posted 05-29-99 12:59 AM ET
The humans know. They must be made to un-know what they know so that they will not know the secret that they know. Then once they no longer know we can get back to the plan. The plan is to know. What do we know? Well we don't know that yet. But once we know we will yet you know so that you can know the secret of knowing. The humans are confused. Excellent. There are no aliens here and there never was! |
| Zekkei |
posted 05-29-99 02:40 AM ET
Hey Carny! You're not the BIAM! I am... hmm.. unless that's you sitting in the mug next to me..... |
| DCA |
posted 05-30-99 07:47 PM ET
I wish you humans would leave me alone. |
| Saras |
posted 05-31-99 03:01 AM ET
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| Trappist |
posted 05-31-99 04:35 AM ET
I do not exist. I have never existed. Do not discuss my existence, or the absence of it. Discussion is banned. |
| Stasis Archon |
posted 06-03-99 05:50 AM ET
Stasis Archon slowly opened his eyes. This had been his first time in cryostasis. At first he had been nervous, but it didn't actually feel like anything. He looked at his watch. Five minutes until the others would wake up. It was amazing. A week earlier he had been an ordinary second-grade technician. Now he was head engineer in a stardust class cruiser ship. Either he had been lucky or he had ticked off the wrong people and been sent on a suicide mission, the latter being more propable. He walked around in the ship, looking at the data for the other passengers. He didn't recognise any names, but he noticed that most of them had espionage training. Suddenly he heard captain (name erased)'s voice saying: -So you're awake, Stasis. -I am, (name erased), Stasis Archon replied. -It's time for you to know the true nature of your mission now. -I and some others will be sent to a planet in the Sol system to infiltrate the native population. -How did you know? The captain was quite confused. -It was easy, actually, Stasis replied, We already awoke from cryostasis. If we were going to another system only a system failure would cause uthat to happen and if there was one I wouldn't be the first to wake up. Mostof the people on this ship have high degree spy training and are specialists in either disguise or infiltration. -Were going to the planet Terra, the captain said. It's the only populated planet in the system. You and about 200 others are going to infiltrate their primitive information networks. Something they call the internet. The complete mission instructions are in your quarters. Stasis Archon started walking towards his quarters. He had been right all along, but this wasn't just a suicide mission. He was condemned to live for years in a primitive society on a primitive planet... |
| Zekkei |
posted 06-04-99 06:52 AM ET
The best way to prove you don't exist is to not post in this forum. |
| Sir David |
posted 06-04-99 03:23 PM ET
kjkihg that was my dog who wrote that |
| Provost Harrison |
posted 06-05-99 01:10 PM ET
I have no comment at this time, Earthlings. Doh. |
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