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Exile posted 05-27-99 08:39 AM ET
Allright guys, Mos Eisely isn't the best place to store our valuables while we party in the I Club...Soooooooo, let's move to a safer spot, I.E. Naboo, just step through the Psi Gate or jump into your ship.
Unidentified I Cluber: Wait a minuites, won't people mind if we thrash that planet?
Exile: No, they have been...Relocated, for the moment
(flash to a planet somewhere, the Gungans and the Nabooians have been moved there)
So....who's comming?
MikeH II posted 05-27-99 09:08 AM ET
MikeH hangs up a new sign:
No plot secrets for Phantom Menace allowed before MikeH sees the film!
Fjorxc the Maniac posted 05-27-99 09:54 AM ET
Star Wars? Bah. I don't need to have seen Star Wars to post in here.
A rift opens in the middle of the I Club. Fjorxc walks out, wearing his newly trademark set of Glitter Boy power armor. He walks over to the bar and chugs a few Nerve Staplers.

Fjorxc the Maniac
Unwashed Village Idiot,
Wanderer,
CWALer,
8th Canadian Faction of Humanity.
"So watch out... Lazlo Panaplex!
Fjorxc the Maniac posted 05-27-99 09:56 AM ET
BTW, what kind of name is Naboo, anyway? Sounds a little '80s-cartoon-derivative to me. Ah well. It's picture time.
Fjorxc the Maniac
Unwashed Village Idiot,
Wanderer,
CWALer,
8th Canadian Faction of Humanity.
Jay posted 05-27-99 01:35 PM ET
Naboo? From the Phantom Menace? Star wars stuff?
JohnIII posted 05-27-99 01:47 PM ET
No. A completely different Naboo...
John III
Hugo Rune posted 05-27-99 03:46 PM ET
Random Forum Idiot: Ooh, look, a "no TPM plot details" sign. Well, this is what happens. There are these jedi's, see...
He is shot by one of the forbidden weapons.
Frodo83 posted 05-27-99 09:11 PM ET
Frodo, thanks to some bizarre plot twist, can only speak lines from THE MOVIE.
Frodo: I have decided to go back to Naboo.
He steps through the Psi Gate.
SnowFire posted 05-27-99 10:15 PM ET
SnowFire sits in Mos Eisly.
SnowFire: Where have all the, forumers gone. Doot doo doo, doo-doo, doot.
The Nice Greedo in the Alternate SW Universe created in the Previous I Club: Quick! To the Millenium Falcon!
SnowFire: Um, why?
TN Greedo itASWUciICXXXV: Um... I don't know.
SnowFire: Oh well. Let's get on it anyway, and head for Naboo.
Later...
Han Solo: The hyperdrive kicked out!
C3P0: Sir, the odds of navigating an asteroid field are 735 to 1!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I sense a disturbance in the Force. What is thy name?
Darth Vader: When you left Scotland, I was but a thane. Now I am the master! (Huh?)
Emperor Palpatine: I think it is best to accept Federation control for now.
Chancellor Gowron: No! The Klignons will never admit defeat!
SnowFire, newly in touch with his godly powers after the ascension of Victor, decides simply to teleport to Naboo instead...
Jar Jar Binks: Mesa namesa Jar Jar Binks!
SnowFire considers teleporting back, but decides simply to teleport Jar Jar to Mos Espa, where he can be killed by nasty aliens.
Exile posted 05-28-99 10:26 AM ET
(A large ammount of money had been payed out by a mysterious Protoss to see that nothing mysterious happens to a mysterious group of mysteriously shrouded mystery people)
Alien 1: Are you sure we should have made this bargain? I'm sure you remember what happened when we lent ourselves out the last time
Alien 2: Well, this one isn't some creep in a cloak
A1: Ah, allright then, what did he want us to hold?
A2: a queen, her entourage, and some alien named Jar Jar
A1: Allright then (to a hologram of the mysterious Protoss) When can we expect payment?
MP: You will recieve it upon the end of this I Club, when all I entrust to you are alive
A1: I see.....
=============================================
Exile
"Now we can't have people killing the one who is to step in our turd can we?"
Victor Galis posted 05-28-99 08:15 PM ET
Victor teleports in throught the Psi Gate, and notices all the splendor of the area...
Victor: I want the palace maintained as is.
Exile: Why?
Victor: That way when I take over the galaxy I will have a ready-built over-luxurious palace. I can use the money it saves me to buy ships. The ExileMart still sells ships right?
Exile: Yes, why do you... (glances at palace and dreams how much money Victor will pay him for ships.)
Exile posted 05-28-99 08:31 PM ET
(Later that day, at the Theed Palace Hanger conviniently placed at the Nabooian capital of Theed)
Exile: Allright, just load those N-1 fighters into the crates, we need to smuggle them out tonight
(Unbeknownst to the other I Clubbers, Exile has smuggled out any and all weapons to secret drop-off sites in the galaxy to be picked up after the I Club....)
(And the N-1's were smuggled off to Exile's personal Hanger in his hidden storage point)
SnowFire posted 05-30-99 09:08 AM ET
SnowFire sets up a nice fire going at a steady burn in the Naboo Campground.
"Hey, come on everybody! We're going to have a nice Jar-Jar-B-Q!"
Ah yes... "Gunguns roasting on an open fire." Some of my favorite songs.
Exile posted 05-30-99 10:36 AM ET
(Destroyer Droids roll tdown the streets of Theed, crushing the odd Nabooian or breaking a few sentimental possesions as they roll towards the Naboo Campgrounds)
{Later that day, Naboo Campgrounds)
Destroyer Droid 1: Are you Snow-Fire?
SnowFire: Yes, why?
DD 2: You are under arrest
SnowFire: Huh? What for?
DD 3: Burning things illegaly and eating a sentient species, your going away for a loooong time
SnowFire: Nooooooooooo!!!(is dragged away by the DD's)
(yes there is a new law against eating sentient species, killing a sentient species(or member of) within the duration of the I Club, and roasting or otherwise cooking a sentient species (or member of) in the I Club)
Hugo Rune posted 05-30-99 01:10 PM ET
Hugo: Does that mean I can't eat this delicious leg of Azugal that... I Am... Holding... in my... LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE-HEADED MONKEY!
He is taken away by the Guards.
SnowFire posted 05-30-99 02:59 PM ET
SnowFire: Um, Mr. Droid, do you realize that the Gunguns are your enemies?
Droid: Erm... yes.
SnowFire: And the enemy of your enemy is your friend, right?
Droid: Um... what about Iran vs. Iraq in 1980?
SnowFire: Shut up. So, isn't the enemy of your enemy your friend?
Droid: Well, I guess so.
SnowFire: So, as a friend-to-friend thing, could you hand me that insignifcant piece of metal?
Droid: Um... okay.
SnowFire activates the lightsabre, and annihlates the droid and his helper droids easily.
SnowFire: And that is why you shouldn't contract battle-droid making out to the lowest bidder.
Fjorxc the Maniac posted 05-30-99 03:26 PM ET
Fjorxc the Maniac posted 05-30-99 03:29 PM ET
Cool! I screwed it up.

Do you want Star Wars spoilers? Do you? Well, do you? I don't have time to sit around here all day. If you want them, keep watching. If not, avert your eyes. There. Anyway, there are these two Jedis, and they kill a bunch of people, and go to Tatooine. Enjoy it? I did.
Fjorxc the Maniac posted 05-30-99 03:29 PM ET
Hmm... I wonder how I did that?
1212 posted 05-30-99 06:15 PM ET
STAR WARS SUCKS BY THE FACT IT IS ASSOCIATED WITH THE PHANTOM MENACE
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Author	Topic: The I Club XXXVI: Naboo
Exile	posted 05-27-99 08:39 AM ET Allright guys, Mos Eisely isn't the best place to store our valuables while we party in the I Club...Soooooooo, let's move to a safer spot, I.E. Naboo, just step through the Psi Gate or jump into your ship. Unidentified I Cluber: Wait a minuites, won't people mind if we thrash that planet? Exile: No, they have been...Relocated, for the moment (flash to a planet somewhere, the Gungans and the Nabooians have been moved there) So....who's comming?
MikeH II	posted 05-27-99 09:08 AM ET MikeH hangs up a new sign: No plot secrets for Phantom Menace allowed before MikeH sees the film!
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 05-27-99 09:54 AM ET Star Wars? Bah. I don't need to have seen Star Wars to post in here. A rift opens in the middle of the I Club. Fjorxc walks out, wearing his newly trademark set of Glitter Boy power armor. He walks over to the bar and chugs a few Nerve Staplers. Fjorxc the Maniac Unwashed Village Idiot, Wanderer, CWALer, 8th Canadian Faction of Humanity. "So watch out... Lazlo Panaplex!
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 05-27-99 09:56 AM ET BTW, what kind of name is Naboo, anyway? Sounds a little '80s-cartoon-derivative to me. Ah well. It's picture time. Fjorxc the Maniac Unwashed Village Idiot, Wanderer, CWALer, 8th Canadian Faction of Humanity.
Jay	posted 05-27-99 01:35 PM ET Naboo? From the Phantom Menace? Star wars stuff?
JohnIII	posted 05-27-99 01:47 PM ET No. A completely different Naboo... John III
Hugo Rune	posted 05-27-99 03:46 PM ET Random Forum Idiot: Ooh, look, a "no TPM plot details" sign. Well, this is what happens. There are these jedi's, see... He is shot by one of the forbidden weapons.
Frodo83	posted 05-27-99 09:11 PM ET Frodo, thanks to some bizarre plot twist, can only speak lines from THE MOVIE. Frodo: I have decided to go back to Naboo. He steps through the Psi Gate.
SnowFire	posted 05-27-99 10:15 PM ET SnowFire sits in Mos Eisly. SnowFire: Where have all the, forumers gone. Doot doo doo, doo-doo, doot. The Nice Greedo in the Alternate SW Universe created in the Previous I Club: Quick! To the Millenium Falcon! SnowFire: Um, why? TN Greedo itASWUciICXXXV: Um... I don't know. SnowFire: Oh well. Let's get on it anyway, and head for Naboo. Later... Han Solo: The hyperdrive kicked out! C3P0: Sir, the odds of navigating an asteroid field are 735 to 1! Obi-Wan Kenobi: I sense a disturbance in the Force. What is thy name? Darth Vader: When you left Scotland, I was but a thane. Now I am the master! (Huh?) Emperor Palpatine: I think it is best to accept Federation control for now. Chancellor Gowron: No! The Klignons will never admit defeat! SnowFire, newly in touch with his godly powers after the ascension of Victor, decides simply to teleport to Naboo instead... Jar Jar Binks: Mesa namesa Jar Jar Binks! SnowFire considers teleporting back, but decides simply to teleport Jar Jar to Mos Espa, where he can be killed by nasty aliens.
Exile	posted 05-28-99 10:26 AM ET (A large ammount of money had been payed out by a mysterious Protoss to see that nothing mysterious happens to a mysterious group of mysteriously shrouded mystery people) Alien 1: Are you sure we should have made this bargain? I'm sure you remember what happened when we lent ourselves out the last time Alien 2: Well, this one isn't some creep in a cloak A1: Ah, allright then, what did he want us to hold? A2: a queen, her entourage, and some alien named Jar Jar A1: Allright then (to a hologram of the mysterious Protoss) When can we expect payment? MP: You will recieve it upon the end of this I Club, when all I entrust to you are alive A1: I see..... ============================================= Exile "Now we can't have people killing the one who is to step in our turd can we?"
Victor Galis	posted 05-28-99 08:15 PM ET Victor teleports in throught the Psi Gate, and notices all the splendor of the area... Victor: I want the palace maintained as is. Exile: Why? Victor: That way when I take over the galaxy I will have a ready-built over-luxurious palace. I can use the money it saves me to buy ships. The ExileMart still sells ships right? Exile: Yes, why do you... (glances at palace and dreams how much money Victor will pay him for ships.)
Exile	posted 05-28-99 08:31 PM ET (Later that day, at the Theed Palace Hanger conviniently placed at the Nabooian capital of Theed) Exile: Allright, just load those N-1 fighters into the crates, we need to smuggle them out tonight (Unbeknownst to the other I Clubbers, Exile has smuggled out any and all weapons to secret drop-off sites in the galaxy to be picked up after the I Club....) (And the N-1's were smuggled off to Exile's personal Hanger in his hidden storage point)
SnowFire	posted 05-30-99 09:08 AM ET SnowFire sets up a nice fire going at a steady burn in the Naboo Campground. "Hey, come on everybody! We're going to have a nice Jar-Jar-B-Q!" Ah yes... "Gunguns roasting on an open fire." Some of my favorite songs.
Exile	posted 05-30-99 10:36 AM ET (Destroyer Droids roll tdown the streets of Theed, crushing the odd Nabooian or breaking a few sentimental possesions as they roll towards the Naboo Campgrounds) {Later that day, Naboo Campgrounds) Destroyer Droid 1: Are you Snow-Fire? SnowFire: Yes, why? DD 2: You are under arrest SnowFire: Huh? What for? DD 3: Burning things illegaly and eating a sentient species, your going away for a loooong time SnowFire: Nooooooooooo!!!(is dragged away by the DD's) (yes there is a new law against eating sentient species, killing a sentient species(or member of) within the duration of the I Club, and roasting or otherwise cooking a sentient species (or member of) in the I Club)
Hugo Rune	posted 05-30-99 01:10 PM ET Hugo: Does that mean I can't eat this delicious leg of Azugal that... I Am... Holding... in my... LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE-HEADED MONKEY! He is taken away by the Guards.
SnowFire	posted 05-30-99 02:59 PM ET SnowFire: Um, Mr. Droid, do you realize that the Gunguns are your enemies? Droid: Erm... yes. SnowFire: And the enemy of your enemy is your friend, right? Droid: Um... what about Iran vs. Iraq in 1980? SnowFire: Shut up. So, isn't the enemy of your enemy your friend? Droid: Well, I guess so. SnowFire: So, as a friend-to-friend thing, could you hand me that insignifcant piece of metal? Droid: Um... okay. SnowFire activates the lightsabre, and annihlates the droid and his helper droids easily. SnowFire: And that is why you shouldn't contract battle-droid making out to the lowest bidder.
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 05-30-99 03:26 PM ET	Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 05-30-99 03:29 PM ET Cool! I screwed it up. Do you want Star Wars spoilers? Do you? Well, do you? I don't have time to sit around here all day. If you want them, keep watching. If not, avert your eyes. There. Anyway, there are these two Jedis, and they kill a bunch of people, and go to Tatooine. Enjoy it? I did.
Fjorxc the Maniac	posted 05-30-99 03:29 PM ET Hmm... I wonder how I did that?
1212	posted 05-30-99 06:15 PM ET STAR WARS SUCKS BY THE FACT IT IS ASSOCIATED WITH THE PHANTOM MENACE