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Author | Topic: The I Club XXXVI: Naboo | ||
Exile |
![]() ![]() ![]() Allright guys, Mos Eisely isn't the best place to store our valuables while we party in the I Club...Soooooooo, let's move to a safer spot, I.E. Naboo, just step through the Psi Gate or jump into your ship. Unidentified I Cluber: Wait a minuites, won't people mind if we thrash that planet? Exile: No, they have been...Relocated, for the moment (flash to a planet somewhere, the Gungans and the Nabooians have been moved there) So....who's comming? | ||
MikeH II |
![]() ![]() ![]() MikeH hangs up a new sign: No plot secrets for Phantom Menace allowed before MikeH sees the film! | ||
Fjorxc the Maniac |
![]() ![]() ![]() Star Wars? Bah. I don't need to have seen Star Wars to post in here. A rift opens in the middle of the I Club. Fjorxc walks out, wearing his newly trademark set of Glitter Boy power armor. He walks over to the bar and chugs a few Nerve Staplers.
"So watch out... Lazlo Panaplex! | ||
Fjorxc the Maniac |
![]() ![]() ![]() BTW, what kind of name is Naboo, anyway? Sounds a little '80s-cartoon-derivative to me. Ah well. It's picture time. Fjorxc the Maniac | ||
Jay |
![]() ![]() ![]() Naboo? From the Phantom Menace? Star wars stuff? | ||
JohnIII |
![]() ![]() ![]() No. A completely different Naboo... John III | ||
Hugo Rune |
![]() ![]() ![]() Random Forum Idiot: Ooh, look, a "no TPM plot details" sign. Well, this is what happens. There are these jedi's, see... He is shot by one of the forbidden weapons. | ||
Frodo83 |
![]() ![]() ![]() Frodo, thanks to some bizarre plot twist, can only speak lines from THE MOVIE. Frodo: I have decided to go back to Naboo. He steps through the Psi Gate. | ||
SnowFire |
![]() ![]() ![]() SnowFire sits in Mos Eisly. SnowFire: Where have all the, forumers gone. Doot doo doo, doo-doo, doot. The Nice Greedo in the Alternate SW Universe created in the Previous I Club: Quick! To the Millenium Falcon! SnowFire: Um, why? TN Greedo itASWUciICXXXV: Um... I don't know. SnowFire: Oh well. Let's get on it anyway, and head for Naboo. Later... Han Solo: The hyperdrive kicked out! C3P0: Sir, the odds of navigating an asteroid field are 735 to 1! Obi-Wan Kenobi: I sense a disturbance in the Force. What is thy name? Darth Vader: When you left Scotland, I was but a thane. Now I am the master! (Huh?) Emperor Palpatine: I think it is best to accept Federation control for now. Chancellor Gowron: No! The Klignons will never admit defeat! SnowFire, newly in touch with his godly powers after the ascension of Victor, decides simply to teleport to Naboo instead... Jar Jar Binks: Mesa namesa Jar Jar Binks! SnowFire considers teleporting back, but decides simply to teleport Jar Jar to Mos Espa, where he can be killed by nasty aliens. | ||
Exile |
![]() ![]() ![]() (A large ammount of money had been payed out by a mysterious Protoss to see that nothing mysterious happens to a mysterious group of mysteriously shrouded mystery people) Alien 1: Are you sure we should have made this bargain? I'm sure you remember what happened when we lent ourselves out the last time Alien 2: Well, this one isn't some creep in a cloak A1: Ah, allright then, what did he want us to hold? A2: a queen, her entourage, and some alien named Jar Jar A1: Allright then (to a hologram of the mysterious Protoss) When can we expect payment? MP: You will recieve it upon the end of this I Club, when all I entrust to you are alive A1: I see..... ============================================= Exile | ||
Victor Galis |
![]() ![]() ![]() Victor teleports in throught the Psi Gate, and notices all the splendor of the area... Victor: I want the palace maintained as is. | ||
Exile |
![]() ![]() ![]() (Later that day, at the Theed Palace Hanger conviniently placed at the Nabooian capital of Theed) Exile: Allright, just load those N-1 fighters into the crates, we need to smuggle them out tonight (Unbeknownst to the other I Clubbers, Exile has smuggled out any and all weapons to secret drop-off sites in the galaxy to be picked up after the I Club....) (And the N-1's were smuggled off to Exile's personal Hanger in his hidden storage point) | ||
SnowFire |
![]() ![]() ![]() SnowFire sets up a nice fire going at a steady burn in the Naboo Campground. "Hey, come on everybody! We're going to have a nice Jar-Jar-B-Q!" Ah yes... "Gunguns roasting on an open fire." Some of my favorite songs. | ||
Exile |
![]() ![]() ![]() (Destroyer Droids roll tdown the streets of Theed, crushing the odd Nabooian or breaking a few sentimental possesions as they roll towards the Naboo Campgrounds) {Later that day, Naboo Campgrounds) Destroyer Droid 1: Are you Snow-Fire? SnowFire: Yes, why? DD 2: You are under arrest SnowFire: Huh? What for? DD 3: Burning things illegaly and eating a sentient species, your going away for a loooong time SnowFire: Nooooooooooo!!!(is dragged away by the DD's) (yes there is a new law against eating sentient species, killing a sentient species(or member of) within the duration of the I Club, and roasting or otherwise cooking a sentient species (or member of) in the I Club) | ||
Hugo Rune |
![]() ![]() ![]() Hugo: Does that mean I can't eat this delicious leg of Azugal that... I Am... Holding... in my... LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE-HEADED MONKEY! He is taken away by the Guards. | ||
SnowFire |
![]() ![]() ![]() SnowFire: Um, Mr. Droid, do you realize that the Gunguns are your enemies? Droid: Erm... yes. SnowFire: And the enemy of your enemy is your friend, right? Droid: Um... what about Iran vs. Iraq in 1980? SnowFire: Shut up. So, isn't the enemy of your enemy your friend? Droid: Well, I guess so. SnowFire: So, as a friend-to-friend thing, could you hand me that insignifcant piece of metal? Droid: Um... okay. SnowFire activates the lightsabre, and annihlates the droid and his helper droids easily. SnowFire: And that is why you shouldn't contract battle-droid making out to the lowest bidder. | ||
Fjorxc the Maniac |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Fjorxc the Maniac |
![]() ![]() ![]() Cool! I screwed it up. |
Fjorxc the Maniac |
![]() ![]() ![]() Hmm... I wonder how I did that? | ||
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![]() ![]() ![]() STAR WARS SUCKS BY THE FACT IT IS ASSOCIATED WITH THE PHANTOM MENACE |
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