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Tumppu posted 05-24-99 07:54 AM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Tumppu   Click Here to Email Tumppu  
*kysyy, tunteeko kukaan ketään "alfil" nimimerkkistä äijää*
Tumppu posted 05-24-99 08:03 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tumppu  Click Here to Email Tumppu     
*sanoo, että kaikki itsssssseäään kunnioioittavat karvareinikaiset kuuluu vastata tähän maagiseen ilmoitukseen ja seuraaviin kysymyksiin;

Mikä on suomen paras olut?

Mikä on maailman paras olut?

Mikä on suomen paras nainen?

Mikä on maailman paras nainen?

Mikä on nimesi?

Mikä on puhelinnumerosi?

Mikä on osoitteesi?

Mikä on sotusi?

Mikä on luottokorttisi numero?

Missä on syntymämerkkisi?

Millaiset perhesuhteet sinulla on?

Kerro kaikki likaiset yksityiskohdat itsestäsi?

Oko minela lukivika?

Tumppu posted 05-24-99 08:11 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tumppu  Click Here to Email Tumppu     
*ilmoittaa, että saksan paavien vessapapeitten väri on usein JO VALMIIKSI RUSKEA!* (00h) /;^)
Saras posted 05-24-99 08:22 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Saras  Click Here to Email Saras     
Fuck off, you Finnish idiot!!!

Saras
I just love plain English

Ambro2000 posted 05-24-99 08:34 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     
P- H Kuljetus Oy on vuonna 1994 toimintansa aloittanut lahtelainen kuljetuspalveluja tarjoava yritys. Yrityksen toimialaan kuuluvat palvelut yksityisille sekä yrityksille, koko Suomen alueella.
Niin pienet kuin suuremmatkin kuljetukset hoituvat kauttamme ammattitaidolla ja sovitun aikataulun mukaisesti.

Tyytyväinen asiakas on meille kunnia-asia!

Näiltä sivuilta löydät viimeisimmät tiedot kalustostamme, sekä päivittäisistä ajoreiteistä. Täyttämällä sähköposti-lomakkeen voit ottaa meihin yhteyttä voidaksemme yhdessä räätälöidä juuri sinun tarpeisiisi sopivan kuljetusratkaisun.

Yes, that's all I had to say about it


Ambro2000

Allod posted 05-24-99 09:25 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Allod  Click Here to Email Allod     
Da ich kein Finnisch spreche, habe ich zwar nicht den blassesten Schimmer was hier vorgeht, gebe aber trotzdem meinen Senf dazu. Also meiner Meinung nach hängt die Stabilität der kongruenten Wahrscheinlichkeitsrechnung mit x, y sowie z Variablen davon ab, wie sehr die Schnittgeraden der Tetraeder, die bei der Quadratur des Kreises entstehen, zueinander geneigt sind; die auffallende Instabilität bei wechselnden Erscheinungsknoten auf der Ebene E, wenn die Hypotenusen des Dreiecks D auf die Seiten der Ebene normal stehen, ist ebenfalls ein Grund für die hypokratische Vermutung der Falschheit des Pythagoräischen Weltbildes, et pro hoc ad hunc die Negation des nihilistisch geprägten Erscheinungsbildes des kollektiven Seins.

Now try and let Altavista translate that!

Allod posted 05-24-99 09:34 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Allod  Click Here to Email Allod     
Never mind, I already did it; enjoy!

Since I do not speak Finnish, I do not have the pale glow which proceed here, give however nevertheless mean mustard in addition. Thus according to my opinion the stability of the congruent probability calculation with x, y as well as z variable depends on the how very cut straight lines of the tetrahedrons, which develop with the quadrature of the set, are to each other bent; the remarkable instability with changing appearance nodes on the level E, if the hypotenuses of the triangle D are on the pages of the level normally, is likewise a reason for the hypokratische assumption of the falsehood of the Pythagorean conception of the world, et per hoc ad hunc the negation of the nihilistically coined/shaped appearance of the collective Seins.

Bishop posted 05-24-99 09:46 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
Va fan, jag trodde det här var Non-SMAC-forum och inte Språka på finska. Prata så folk förstår Ei sa peitää (the only finnish sentence every swede knows)

Bishop

Stasis Archon posted 05-24-99 10:19 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Tror du verkligen att folk förstår svenska? Mutta kyllä tämä Tumppu on täysi idiootti.
Fan, här går man.(Famous Arne Anka quote)
Alphaman posted 05-24-99 11:20 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Alphaman  Click Here to Email Alphaman     
Large goons with bats stomp into the Off-topic forums and begin to drag away all non-english speaking people.
Hugo Rune posted 05-24-99 12:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
My TAB key doesn't work!
Allod posted 05-24-99 12:39 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Allod  Click Here to Email Allod     
Altavista: I good speak the english!
Stasis Archon posted 05-24-99 12:59 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Stasis Archon casts an invisibility so the goons can't see him.
Valtyr posted 05-24-99 01:00 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
Hyvä Suomi og alt de' der.
Yksi, kaksi, kolme...seitsemän (sp?)
Ei saa peittää.

E' de' sant at Arne Anka blei overkørt og for te himmels?

Stasis Archon posted 05-24-99 01:03 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Det är sant, Valtyr, men han kom tillbaka på ett oförklarat sätt.
Valtyr posted 05-24-99 01:07 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     

De' e'kkje første gangen hellar.
Ambro2000 posted 05-24-99 01:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     
KIPPIS!!!!!!!!

Ambro2000

Ambro2000 posted 05-24-99 02:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     

The chicks here are boring! We gotta soften 'em up... Howdy little mattress! You been gettin' any lately?

Sounds cooler in Swedish tough

Ambro2000

Ambro2000 posted 05-24-99 02:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     

So long, suckers! I'm leaving with Olga! She ain't much to look at but she's got an ass as warm as a pile of manure! Ha ha ha!

Ambro2000 posted 05-24-99 02:21 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     

The danger of alcohol is that it makes you happy, and he who is happy doesn't need to drink. That's why you have to drink so much that you don't remember having been happy, so that you can start over the next day...

Ambro2000 posted 05-24-99 02:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     
Ambro2000 posted 05-24-99 02:26 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     
Stasis Archon posted 05-24-99 02:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     

It's when you smell your own crap that you start to wonder who you really are...
Bishop posted 05-24-99 03:51 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
Sitter alla med en scanner hemma utom jag ? (snyft). Jag saknar mitt favvo-Arne citat dock "Ibland tror man att kvinnor har bröst bara för att jävlas med en" alt. "Hej lilla vän snart är du i min mage" som jag har på min (mycket) urtvättade t-shirt.

Bishop

Jay posted 05-24-99 04:13 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Jay  Click Here to Email Jay     
No ni nyt Tumppu nolas ittensä täydellisesti. Mikäs sen somempaa.
Ja mä en juo paljoo kaljaa. Siideri on parempaa.

Ja meitin syntymämerkki on pään sisäpuolella, silmien välissä. Sitä on kiva tuijottaa jos ei satu olemaan huonompaakaan tekemistä.

Ambro2000 posted 05-24-99 04:25 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     
Gör en sökning på www.Evreka.com eller nåt t.ex. +arne+anka+bilder och posta bilderna här

Sonett till en föredetta

Som en makrill i motljus
jag luftar din koffert,
men du hajjar ju inget
ditt satans luder.

Våra vilda orgasmer
du ger till en annan,
du har förrått oss
din feta padda.

If you don't understand the language being used I suggest you vistit this site All words you need to know about the Swedish language


Ambro2000

Black Dragon posted 05-24-99 04:40 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Black Dragon  Click Here to Email Black Dragon     
Dang it, this is an AMERICAN FORUM. Post in English or not at all!
Ambro2000 posted 05-24-99 05:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     
Well, then visit the link I have in my above message. It contains all the usefull words you'll need to know to understand this thread

Ambro2000

Bishop posted 05-24-99 06:07 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
Cool down BD, it´s not like we´re trying to take over the forum or anything, what´s one swedish/finnish/norwegian thread compared to all the blank threads or for that matter all the blah threads.

Just remembered blah is blah in swedish/finnish/norwegian as well, DOH !

Biskop or Löpare (Bishop in swedish)

Bishop posted 05-24-99 06:13 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
Ambro
LOL ! But "anustova" ? Never heard that one before and I´m born in Göteborg.

Bishop
A little behind ?

Roland posted 05-25-99 04:29 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Ich steh' so auf Kürbis
besonders wenn er mürb' is'...
Stasis Archon posted 05-25-99 06:17 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Till exempel här finns det Arne Anka bilder.
Hey_Hey_Hey_Yo posted 05-25-99 05:02 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hey_Hey_Hey_Yo  Click Here to Email Hey_Hey_Hey_Yo     
God do I hate nationlism.
Valtyr posted 05-25-99 05:20 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Valtyr  Click Here to Email Valtyr     
Eg ve te Bergen, ve te Bergen me' de' samme.
Der har eg de' så fisken i vatne'.
Vått og kaldt og breiflabb ovar alt.


Vi e' di beste, heia Brann!
Vi e' så go' at de' går nesten ikkje an.
Vi e' så go' at be're kan vi ikkje bli,
og derfor søngar vi.


Byen e' Bergen og lage' e' Brann,
stede' e' Stadion og søng alle mann:
Heia Brann, Brann, Brann, Brann, BRAAANN!
HEIA BRANN!


No, har du hørt om Madam Felle?
Jonnemann sin gamle mor?
Hon så hadde øll å selle?
Uti Sandviken hon bor.

A little local chauvinism there.
I just had to get it out of my system.

High Priest posted 05-25-99 10:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for High Priest    
Uhhhhh...

Im a bit rusty on my German here. And are these comics supposed to be funny??

Maybe a bit of Swedish humor.


High Priest
still working on British comedy

ORZ posted 05-26-99 10:35 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for ORZ  Click Here to Email ORZ     
*Ha* *ha*! Always so much *Light* *Dancing* with *Nggggggggyyui*. Not *Heavy* *playground* with *Nggggggggggyui* *Campers*. *ORZ* *Bubbling*.

*ORZ* *Bubbles* too:

Two *ORZ* *Look* down the *Space*, one *ORZ* to the other: "Know I *Look* in the *Interior*.


*Ha* *Ha* *ha*

Tap2 posted 05-26-99 05:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tap2    
Lysande! Jag måste omedelbart läsa om mina AA-samlingar.

YYYH/HHHY: Hey! Lighten up - this isn't nationalism, it's a bunch of fans running wild on Arne Anka! (It IS fun, VERY dirty at times, and not a little misogynistic...)

About the Finnish parts - since my Finnish isn't that good, and Tumppu persists in mangling the language, I don't really see what he wants with this thread. What I DO understands makes me consider him a silly bugger. I doubt he's dyslexic. (BTW: Finland must be the best country in the world to be dyslexic in? Right? Right?)

Ambro2000 posted 05-27-99 09:36 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     
What the hell does your knowlege in German got to do with the Arne Anka comic strips?

no offense just asking

It's only Roland who speaks German in here..


Ambro2000
Sorry, can't find anymore Arne Anka pics

High Priest posted 05-28-99 12:08 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for High Priest    
Finnish, German, Dutch, Swedish, whats the difference??

At any rate, I either must be getting the translation wrong, but these jokes are so NOT funny, it makes me want to laugh.

Maybe you could elaborate on Arne's humor, but I think it must be a nationalistic kinda' thing.

High Priest
Still can't understand them damn Mexicans

Ambro2000 posted 05-28-99 06:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     
To like those comic pics you must hyave read the comic book first

Arne Anka is a heavy drinking commie and I belive that Disney wanted to sue the auther for making him look too much like Donald Duck Also, you probably must be a Swede to like him...or something very similar


AMbro2000

Xuenay posted 05-31-99 07:33 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Xuenay    
Siis voisiko joku kertoa mistä Himpusta tässä on kyse kun mää en jaksa lukee tota kaikkee, kiitos?
Hugo Rune posted 05-31-99 03:39 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
koskenkorva!

lol - anustova. Göteborgare.

Hugo Rune posted 05-31-99 03:39 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Hugo Rune  Click Here to Email Hugo Rune     
(Tap?) What happened to your old login?
Xuenay posted 06-01-99 06:52 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Xuenay    
Dum dum dum. Toi ei kertonu mull mittää.
Allod posted 06-01-99 07:09 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Allod  Click Here to Email Allod     
Jetzt reicht's aber wieder mal, gell?
Bishop posted 06-01-99 07:45 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
Någon som har läst Charlie Christensens tecknade version av "Röde Orm" ? Jag köpte "Ikoner" som är Charlies tidiga verk med bl.a "Odilou", (som gick i Svenska Serier, 1979 tror jag det var). Han kan teckna annat än försupna ankor !

Bishop

Ambro2000 posted 06-01-99 09:50 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Ambro2000  Click Here to Email Ambro2000     
Nä tyvärr. Var de bra?


Ambro2000

Bishop posted 06-01-99 09:55 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Bishop  Click Here to Email Bishop     
Jag har som sagt inte läst "Röde Orm", men om den bara är hälften så bra som förlagan så är den en 5-poängare. "Ikoner" är blandad kompott, "Odilou" är bäst. Jag tror de borde ha dem på biblioteket. Läs dem !

Bishop

Stasis Archon posted 06-01-99 10:31 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Stasis Archon  Click Here to Email Stasis Archon     
Ei tässä paljosta kyse ole. Arne Anka on ruotsalainen sarjakuva. Jostain syystä tästä sitten tuli Anonyymit Ruotsalaiset-tukiryhmä.

:P :b :] :} $-)

High Priest posted 06-02-99 03:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for High Priest    
Oh my God, you really are Mexicans!!

hmmm...
let me practice some more:
:d :# :@:%:^:&:*:$

:{ :} :[ :]

High Priest

High Priest posted 06-02-99 03:20 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for High Priest    
Hey, at least one worked!!

High Priest

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