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MikeH II posted 05-21-99 11:54 AM ET
Welcome to the Forum flaming World Cup, I'm the judge. Flame me here before monday and whoever makes me laugh/cry the most wins.
Oh yeah, try and keep your flames reasonably short, if they are too long I'll get bored and skip them.
Come on then, or are you too scared?
Saras posted 05-21-99 12:02 PM ET
Flame you? Why bother - just say "English football"...
OhWell posted 05-21-99 12:07 PM ET
MikeH...
Were you born stupid or did you have to take lessons?
BTW... GET ON A BENCH!
Is that short enough? Just kidding...
jsorense posted 05-21-99 12:12 PM ET
WHINGYLIMEYBASTARDS!
Brother Greg made me say that. Sorry ;-)
Stasis Archon posted 05-21-99 12:27 PM ET
Stasis Archon gets his flamethrower from his closet. He readies it, accidentally sets fire to his hair and runs away screaming.
Hey, I don't know how to use that thing!
MikeH Il posted 05-21-99 12:58 PM ET
hi my name is MIKEH! i am the most crappy persanm on thes forums. well i just flamed myself!
Stasis Archon posted 05-21-99 01:01 PM ET
You're not fooling anyone with that fake name.
Hugo Rune posted 05-21-99 01:08 PM ET
It was just an attempt to Make Mike Laugh.
JT 3 posted 05-21-99 04:11 PM ET
MikeH: If I was your husband, I'd put poison in your coffee!
Nell: And if I was your wife, I'd drink it!
Short enough?
JohnIII posted 05-21-99 04:17 PM ET
Winston Churchill=Mike?
John III
Frodo83 posted 05-21-99 04:19 PM ET
MikeH, did you lose a bet, or do you always post like that?
JohnIII posted 05-21-99 04:24 PM ET
You mean MikeH Il, alias Hugo Rune?
John III
Hugo Rune posted 05-21-99 04:37 PM ET

JohnIII posted 05-21-99 04:39 PM ET

Brother Greg posted 05-23-99 11:38 PM ET
HBG brings out the SuperproSMACflamethrower:
MikeH, you have the sex appeal of Maggie Thatcher in spandex, the flair of Geoffrey Boycott with a bat in his hands, and the intelligence of a Spice Girl!

P.S. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of wilderberries!
Valtyr posted 05-23-99 11:45 PM ET
MikeH II, who's that? A newbie?
BTW, Brother Greg, what's a hampster?
Meister Weizenkeim posted 05-24-99 01:33 AM ET
You are a mad cow molester.
and your bloody webpage
http://www.mystic4.teeserve.co.uk
is sooooo British, too .
SnowFire posted 05-24-99 01:42 AM ET
And now for something completely different.
{Mike walks up to a grove of peace. Everything is nice and happy. Then SnowFire comes out of nowhere and lights him on fire. Mike runs around a lot.}
What, you arne't laughing or crying? Well, it's funny if you watch it... I guess... these things don't translate too well to text. Guess we'll have to do this the old fashioned way.
Mike, you taste almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Brother Greg posted 05-24-99 02:01 AM ET
A hamster from Hamptonshire?
Er, and that quote should have been "elderberries". My memory's going...
And Snowfire, you can't insult him with quotes from Hitchiker's. *sigh* 8)
And Mike, it's bloody well Monday arvo, so get on here and tell us who wins.
MikeH II posted 05-24-99 04:46 AM ET
Well BG it's Monday morning if you live in a sensible timezone but here's the result:
Saras wins, I thought it was going to be hard to beat when I first read it on Friday afternoon. Short, and cutting and had me laughing. The cheek of getting a flame about bad football from a Lithuanian.
Second place goes to Valtyr. Very smoothly done.
Third was more difficult but I'm going to give it to HBG, even though the Aussies have had a lot of practice slating the English and he totally lost the plot half way through the Monty Python quote. A special mention for Meister Weizenkeim for mentioning my website and having a Meister name.
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Author	Topic: Come here and say that!
MikeH II	posted 05-21-99 11:54 AM ET Welcome to the Forum flaming World Cup, I'm the judge. Flame me here before monday and whoever makes me laugh/cry the most wins. Oh yeah, try and keep your flames reasonably short, if they are too long I'll get bored and skip them. Come on then, or are you too scared?
Saras	posted 05-21-99 12:02 PM ET Flame you? Why bother - just say "English football"...
OhWell	posted 05-21-99 12:07 PM ET MikeH... Were you born stupid or did you have to take lessons? BTW... GET ON A BENCH! Is that short enough? Just kidding...
jsorense	posted 05-21-99 12:12 PM ET WHINGYLIMEYBASTARDS! Brother Greg made me say that. Sorry ;-)
Stasis Archon	posted 05-21-99 12:27 PM ET Stasis Archon gets his flamethrower from his closet. He readies it, accidentally sets fire to his hair and runs away screaming. Hey, I don't know how to use that thing!
MikeH Il	posted 05-21-99 12:58 PM ET hi my name is MIKEH! i am the most crappy persanm on thes forums. well i just flamed myself!
Stasis Archon	posted 05-21-99 01:01 PM ET You're not fooling anyone with that fake name.
Hugo Rune	posted 05-21-99 01:08 PM ET It was just an attempt to Make Mike Laugh.
JT 3	posted 05-21-99 04:11 PM ET MikeH: If I was your husband, I'd put poison in your coffee! Nell: And if I was your wife, I'd drink it! Short enough?
JohnIII	posted 05-21-99 04:17 PM ET Winston Churchill=Mike? John III
Frodo83	posted 05-21-99 04:19 PM ET MikeH, did you lose a bet, or do you always post like that?
JohnIII	posted 05-21-99 04:24 PM ET You mean MikeH Il, alias Hugo Rune? John III
Hugo Rune	posted 05-21-99 04:37 PM ET
JohnIII	posted 05-21-99 04:39 PM ET
Brother Greg	posted 05-23-99 11:38 PM ET HBG brings out the SuperproSMACflamethrower: MikeH, you have the sex appeal of Maggie Thatcher in spandex, the flair of Geoffrey Boycott with a bat in his hands, and the intelligence of a Spice Girl! P.S. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of wilderberries!
Valtyr	posted 05-23-99 11:45 PM ET MikeH II, who's that? A newbie? BTW, Brother Greg, what's a hampster?
Meister Weizenkeim	posted 05-24-99 01:33 AM ET You are a mad cow molester. and your bloody webpage http://www.mystic4.teeserve.co.uk is sooooo British, too .
SnowFire	posted 05-24-99 01:42 AM ET And now for something completely different. {Mike walks up to a grove of peace. Everything is nice and happy. Then SnowFire comes out of nowhere and lights him on fire. Mike runs around a lot.} What, you arne't laughing or crying? Well, it's funny if you watch it... I guess... these things don't translate too well to text. Guess we'll have to do this the old fashioned way. Mike, you taste almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Brother Greg	posted 05-24-99 02:01 AM ET A hamster from Hamptonshire? Er, and that quote should have been "elderberries". My memory's going... And Snowfire, you can't insult him with quotes from Hitchiker's. sigh 8) And Mike, it's bloody well Monday arvo, so get on here and tell us who wins.
MikeH II	posted 05-24-99 04:46 AM ET Well BG it's Monday morning if you live in a sensible timezone but here's the result: Saras wins, I thought it was going to be hard to beat when I first read it on Friday afternoon. Short, and cutting and had me laughing. The cheek of getting a flame about bad football from a Lithuanian. Second place goes to Valtyr. Very smoothly done. Third was more difficult but I'm going to give it to HBG, even though the Aussies have had a lot of practice slating the English and he totally lost the plot half way through the Monty Python quote. A special mention for Meister Weizenkeim for mentioning my website and having a Meister name.