posted 05-21-99 09:28 AM ET
Does anyone really believe the poll or survey results that the talking heads on American TV are so fond of quoting? I don't. Here is why:1) There are over 270,000,000 people in the USA. A typical survey may talk to 1000 people. So they talked to about .00037% of the population. IMNSHO a .00037% sample is statistically insignificant. To top that off they claim accuracy of +- 3%!
2) There is no way to validate the assertions of a poll. It is very easy to make claims that no one can refute.
3) The question and sequence of questions asked can have a profound effect on the answers given. Kind of like quantum physics; the act of observing an event can have effect on the event.
A typical survey call might go something like this:
Phone: ring, ring
Citizen: "Uh, howdy there?"
Pollster: "Good afternoon. I'm conducting an opinion poll on the performance of Bill Clinton. May I have a moment of your time?"
Citizen: "Bill who? I don't know any Bill."
Pollster: "You know, in the White House."
Citizen: "No, Bobby Jo McCoy lives in the white house down the road."
Pollster: "No, the White House in Washington!"
Citizen: "President Washington?"
Pollster: "Yea, the President. Now, how do you feel about his admission that he had inappropriate sex?"
Citizen: "Was he messing with the livestock again?"
Pollster: "No it was an Intern."
Citizen: "Well taken turns is good. I always make my kids take turns 'cause I got 14 of 'em."
Pollster: "So you approve then?"
Citizen: "Uhh, yea."
Pollster: "Now, how do you feel about his performance?"
Citizen: "Uhh, is he an actor?"
Pollster: "No, that was two Presidents back."
Citizen: "So what does he do then?"
Pollster: "He runs the country!"
Citizen: "Uhh, which country?"
Pollster: "The USA!"
Citizen: "Oh, I love the US of A!"
Pollster: "So you approve then?"
Citizen: "Sure!"
Pollster: "Thank you for your time. Have a good day."
What do you think? The survey says....