posted 05-21-99 07:09 AM ET Once upon a time there was a dude named Aman. He lived a simple life. He logged onto the internet every now and again. One day he found the SMAC forums. There he met some bored people.
The most bored person was a guy called Allod. So Aman decided to help Allod relieve his boredom by posting a thread about their lives.
Aman sat typing this in to Allod when his girlfriend walked in and he had to go.
Allod wasn't too happy about that. He was all geared up to read a cool story...
Roland
posted 05-21-99 07:19 AM ET
Please continue this text along the lyrics and music of NIN's "head like a whole" (I hope that was NIN ? never sure...):
"Bored on the boards...
Roland
posted 05-21-99 07:20 AM ET
Or was that a hole ? Fnord...
posted 05-22-99 12:21 AM ET
After a night of orgasmic fun and sensual pleasure Aman returns to his puter and logs on again. He finds that his internet account has 2.25 hours remaining. That pisses him off. He also finds that the rampant moronic behaviour is really taking off in the SMAC off topic forum. So he decides to continue calmly with his story.
Allegedly someone had alleged that Aman had changed his personality. He didn't know what that meant and so he decided to check that particular thread of Allod's out, in the hope that someone had answered that question.
Meanwhile Allod seems to have gotten a non-internet related hobby, since Aman didn't see him around.
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