posted 05-15-99 07:38 PM ET        

Well come on, what're you waitin' for! We've snatched Civilization from the undeserving maws of Activision and Microprose!

Fjorxc backs a moving truck into an abandoned warehouse and unloads a few thousannd kegs of beer stolen from the I Club. After that, he hooks up a sound system and several hundred computers. Once all that is done, he sits back, cracks open a Nerve Stapler, and waits to see if any people come.

Fjorxc: Hmm... maybe I should have advertised.