Author Topic: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks - (A COMPLETED ROUNDTABLE STORY!)  (Read 17654 times)

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Offline Matt the Czar

On Apolyton YEARS ago there was a 1 sentence story called the escape from the Unity. It was hilarious, and filled 2 threads.  Why not have our own 1 sentence story?  ???


1.Pravin Lal walked into his the interrogation room marked Morgan Inc. and saw nobody in there; he wondered why the Morganite  probe team took Morgan back only after they stole Lal's personal Mtn. Dew reserve and his sofa.
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Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2012, 11:43:46 PM »
2. He began a slow burn of smoldering rage; how was he supposed to function as the Balwark of Democracy without doing the dew?


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Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2012, 01:59:49 AM »
Pravin Lal walked into his the interrogation room marked Morgan Inc. and saw nobody in there; he wondered why the Morganite  probe team took Morgan back only after they stole Lal's personal Mtn. Dew reserve and his sofa.

He began a slow burn of smoldering rage; how was he supposed to function as the Balwark of Democracy without doing the dew?

Consumed with anger, Commissioner Lal clicked the frequency for Morgan on his communication link to patch through to the diplomatic interface.



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Offline NewAgeOfPower

Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2012, 04:54:52 AM »
Pravin Lal walked into his the interrogation room marked Morgan Inc. and saw nobody in there; he wondered why the Morganite  probe team took Morgan back only after they stole Lal's personal Mtn. Dew reserve and his sofa.

He began a slow burn of smoldering rage; how was he supposed to function as the Balwark of Democracy without doing the dew?

Consumed with anger, Commissioner Lal clicked the frequency for Morgan on his communication link to patch through to the diplomatic interface.

"It is customary to remit me a small contribution for the services my forces provide in a legitimate government for this Planet, Morgan."
As mind to body, so soul to spirit.
As death to the mortal, so failure to the immortal.
Such is the price of all ambition.

Offline Matt the Czar

Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2012, 06:23:33 AM »
Lal decide to steal Morgan's Dr. Pepper, for he knew that was the only thing that made Morgan so evil.
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Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2012, 02:18:50 PM »
"I didn't start this caffeine war, but by Vishnu, I'll finish it," he thought.

Offline NewAgeOfPower

Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2012, 10:47:58 PM »
"It will cost our probe team 182 EC to steal this base, are you certain sir?"
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Offline Matt the Czar

Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2012, 04:16:05 AM »
Lal then saw his Mtn. Dew fridge crash through the window.  He thought it was kind of Mogan to give back the Dew, but that changed when the nitrogen started to enter his lungs. :mad:
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Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2012, 04:32:01 AM »
Damn! Definitely not worth 182 EC, Morgan thought.
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Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2012, 01:22:05 PM »
...

"Secretary General?" the medtech said, "The new lungs seem integrated into your system and ready to go.  How do you feel?"

"Thirsty," Lal croaked.

Offline Matt the Czar

Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2012, 04:29:52 PM »
Lal turned on the holotable marked "Miriam" and said to her, " I'll buy you a cream soda and a plasma steel hovertank if you help me destroy Morgan.
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Offline NewAgeOfPower

Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2012, 07:12:45 PM »
Miriam:



"Give me a Shard Copter and we have a deal." Replied Miriam
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Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2012, 07:33:36 PM »
, "And a Coke."

Offline Matt the Czar

Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2012, 08:10:07 PM »
"Okay."  Said Lal when he really thought, " Yes, I get to keep the cream soda!"
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Offline Matt the Czar

Re: One Sentence Story: Flight of the Razorbeaks
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2012, 08:13:48 PM »
Yang was in his den when a giant pair of dice smashed through the ceiling from the floor above and landed as a 2 and 3 then flipped over to make 6 and 6
Good artists copy, great artists steal.

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