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Offline Flux

One-Sentence Horror Stories
« on: January 11, 2015, 07:10:37 PM »
Self-explanatory.
I'm going to start us off with the most overused one-sentence-horror-story ever.
There was but one man left in the world, and he heard a knock on his door...
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Offline Rusty Edge

Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2015, 01:26:26 AM »
"Life imprisonment without the possibility of parole" said the judge.

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Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2015, 02:01:29 AM »
Bush for President.

Offline Lorizael

Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2015, 04:34:34 AM »
I could say it's the infuriatingly inaccurate eulogy or the loose assortment of black-clad friends and family crying, but I'd be lying; no, the worst part about attending your own funeral is that you're dead.

Offline Geo

Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2015, 06:11:21 AM »
It's live, Jim, but not as we know it.

Offline Flux

Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2015, 09:28:05 PM »
"Today, on January 26th, 2015, Apple will be discontinuing the iPhone series of smartphones."
Wait, I actually wouldn't be to sad if that happened.
"Today, on January 26th, 2015, Google will be discontinuing the Android operating system."
Thats a little better.
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Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2015, 11:31:00 PM »
I think my reflection just blinked.
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Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2015, 12:57:17 AM »
It made its seven hundredth post, still proclaiming its disarming innocence - before it hatched.

Offline Flux

Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2015, 03:06:40 AM »
He knows my secret!
He knows the bell is a shell!
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Offline Geo

Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2015, 04:47:02 AM »
The Horror!

Offline Flux

Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2015, 03:45:13 PM »
Indeed
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Offline Geo

Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2015, 05:49:49 PM »
The Sorrow. :'(

Offline Flux

Re: One-Sentence Horror Stories
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2015, 10:55:56 PM »
My reflection blinked....
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