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JKViper posted 12-14-98 07:51 PM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for JKViper   Click Here to Email JKViper  
These forums, and I wonder what to do you know? How do you make all those cool smiley's and stuff? AHHA I am a veteran SC player (starcraft) but I know that won't help me in SMAC so I've been brushing up on CIV2, umm if you guys can give me any pointers, that would be helpful!
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 12-14-98 08:26 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Just read the faq. All info on smileys will be revealed

=)

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Imran Siddiqui posted 12-14-98 09:05 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
Welcome, those interesting smilies are made by making a normal smilie in chat or anything else. Anyway, the first thing you'll be confronted with are sycophants who want you to join their factions or clubs. Despicable! Btw, the Morgan Industries faction, and the Brotherhood of Sid club are looking for some new members. We are the best, so you should join us!

Imran Siddiqui
Kidder

Brother Greg posted 12-14-98 10:42 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Brother Greg  Click Here to Email Brother Greg     
Yeah, welcome. Good timing, as the deom comes out in less than a week (hopefully).

YYYH, you missed:

Jeje posted 12-15-98 02:41 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Jeje  Click Here to Email Jeje     
Wellcome! Just in time for action...

And don't worry. These guys talk a lot but they don't bite

Kurn posted 12-15-98 03:20 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Kurn  Click Here to Email Kurn     
Speak for yourself!!!
(Kurn bites the mailman. Teaches you! Rof! Rof!!
Jay posted 12-15-98 03:28 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Jay  Click Here to Email Jay     
Kurn likes playing a rabid wompat. Just ignore him.
( Kurn bites Jay. Jay gets angry)
Goddamn animal!
( Jay shoots Kurn with his combat shotgun)
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 12-15-98 06:22 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
(YYYH sees how bloodthirsty his staff is. He contemplates retiring from the BoS)

Oops, how'd I miss that one!!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Talon posted 12-15-98 06:32 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon  Click Here to Email Talon     
Talon:I'm not bloodthirsty!

YYYH:I beleive you

Imran:Sarcasm does not become you(inside joke)

YYYH:Stop saying that! I hate it!

Imran:Wait that wasn't sarcastic, how am a I supposed to do my next line?

YYYH:Uhh I don't know.

Imran:Sarcasm does not become you

Talon: Uhhh guys... As I was saying I'm not bloodthirsty, just a little weird.

YYYH: Whatever Tal...

DarkLight posted 12-15-98 06:40 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
Nah, Talon's not bloodthirsty. He just takes orders way too literally. Example:

[BoS HQ]

Imran: Don't just stand there like an idiot! Do SOMETHING!

(Talon starts doing a bizarre dance as carrot missles explode around him.)

Imran: (frantically) What are you DOING?!

Talon: I'm doing the Zumteeng, an ancient, obscure dance from an ancient, obscure Central African tribe.

Imran: (in an exhausted voice) Aren't you supposed to be intelligent?

Talon: Should I be, sir?

Imran: Yes.

Talon: Okay.

(Talon pulls out a blackboard and starts writig down numbers.)

Talon: That's odd...

Imran: What NOW?!

Talon: It appears that this example is getting very pointless.

Imran: It took you this long to notice? I am now worried.

Marian posted 12-15-98 06:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Marian  Click Here to Email Marian     
Welcome to SMAC, you won't be disappointed.

Ciao

Marian
Editor of the Alpha Centauri Zone
http://www.juhu.de/hartel/alpha

BigER posted 12-15-98 06:50 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
JKViper, your first mistake was admiting you play real time tac games. shame on you.

Oh well, I guess you can still talk to us.


Just remember watch out for that "splat"...
...pie. here is a hanky. you're such a mess clean your self up would you.

DHE_X2 posted 12-15-98 10:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DHE_X2  Click Here to Email DHE_X2     
JKViper, two words

JOIN MORGAN!
~Morgan industries, where capitalism is your best friend and the hive is your worst enemy.

Ok, onto relevant stuff.

lesson 1
factions

1. the Peacekeepers,
carry added diplomatic weight, have larger cities, beurocratic innefficiency

2. Gaians
interact better with planet, true democratic government, troops lose moral easily

3. Morgan Industries(hell yeah)
economic bonuses, increased revenue from trade agreements, citizens require more luxuries

4. Believers(not the kind of Believers I wanted, but oh well)
Uninfiltrateable, x3 on attack(possibly), growth bonuses, reduced research rate

5. The Hive(evil bastards )
free city defenses, industry bonuses, economic disadvantages, frikkin wierd...

6. The Spartans(not quite as evil)
Crack troops(not THAT kind of crack), slow economy due to war machine, generally Hated by all other factions

7.The UoP
Increased research rate, easily infiltrated cities, more frequent riots

Veterans, add on to the lessons, I'm getting tired of typing.

~DHE, he's DHE, what do you expect?

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