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| MikeH II |
posted 12-01-98 04:36 PM ET  
Let's look at the evidence. When MikeH arrived he posted about 30-35 a day average on weekdays reaching the dizzy heights of 2,000+ before dropping off posting suddenly. At about the same time DJRRebel arrived and his posting hit the same sort of levels as MikeH's previous level. Add to this Mike's previous use of a pseudoNIM in Sparkatron and you have conclusive proof. Therefore, although I didn't realise it I am DJRRebel and I have an alter ego who knows a lot about Canada. |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 12-01-98 05:22 PM ET
Imran Siddiqui is Thomas Stobie!! Thomas Stobie used to post frequently in the old forums while Imran Siddiqui posted only like 230 times in the old ones. Now Imran has like 350 on the new ones, Thomas Stobie has lagged lately. I think Stobie wanted to let his hair down and do some off-topicness, so he used me. It's Ok, I don't mind Imran Siddiqui |
| SnowFire |
posted 12-01-98 05:43 PM ET
Amazing. Unfortunately I can't remember anyone else who I posted as right now in my alter egos, but boy, Imran used to really hate himself, he lead the irrational kill TAS movement in the CoFH forum that helped kill the RCFH. |
| MikeH II |
posted 12-01-98 06:04 PM ET
I remember when he strung himself up in the I club and I had to reprimand him strongly! |
| CClark |
posted 12-01-98 06:15 PM ET
So, was DJ RRebel created solely for the purpose of assimilating Roland, or was that just an unforseen side-effect? |
| MikeH II |
posted 12-01-98 06:16 PM ET
I don't know I am completely unaware of anything my evil twin does. No you're not. Yes I am. I need to lie down. |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 12-01-98 06:20 PM ET
I like fighting myself, but I always know what I'm doing before I do it. Oh well. Imran Siddiqui |
| MikeH II |
posted 12-01-98 06:29 PM ET
Where is my alter-ego? I'm getting lonely. |
| Arnelos |
posted 12-01-98 06:31 PM ET
I've been around for a long time. However, I posted mostly on serious matters only (with very LOOOONG posts) for the first several months and I only posted very infrequently. I now post very often, but still with long posts (just not as many long posts). I have done stuff like tally members, SMACer awards, etc. Is there/was there anyone who is likely my alter ego? I don't think so (then again, I never cared about the stuff I'm posting about now for the first 2 months or so) |
| MikeH II |
posted 12-01-98 06:40 PM ET
Well 220 is good going if they are all long posts. Maybe Lee Johnson is your alter ego. He posts infrequent high quality posts but he's never reached the posting frequency you have. I'd have to say your closest equivalent was Spoe out of all the members here. |
| DarkLight |
posted 12-01-98 06:40 PM ET
If you ask me, I think people with MPD's are insane. Dark: Umm... Why did we just write that? Light: Don't ask me. You did the typing that time. Aura: No answer here, drow boy. You don't even LET me type, so how would I know? Dark: Be quiet. I want to know why we're deeming ourselves insane! Light: Perhaps we are? Aura: I resent that. Dark: Well, that would explain the fact that we mumble to ourself in class... Aura: True. Light: Could also be why we have three seperate English journals... Aura: Also true. But I don't like the term insane. How about... slightly touched? Dark: Works for me. Light: Same here. Aura: Excellent. Slightly touched it is, then. So, due to a unanaimous vote of the personalities present in my mind right now, I am now to be considered "slightly touched." That's the kind of thing I do all the time, by the way. I've become very good at it. Hmm... Wasn't there a report a while ago that people who act as if they have an MPD often get one? Oh, dear... |
| MikeH II |
posted 12-01-98 06:49 PM ET
For some reason this thread has started weird and got weirder. I love it. |
| outlyr242 the rebirth |
posted 12-01-98 07:00 PM ET
I have no identity crisis |
| O242 2 |
posted 12-01-98 07:00 PM ET
I have no identity crisis |
| outlyr242 the rebirth |
posted 12-01-98 07:01 PM ET
Hey, I mean it! I have no identity crisis!! |
| O242 2 |
posted 12-01-98 07:01 PM ET
Ok, the who am I? |
| outlyr242 the rebirth |
posted 12-01-98 07:02 PM ET
You must mean "then who am I" You are not me, and that is final! |
| O242 2 |
posted 12-01-98 07:04 PM ET
Thank you for the correction I am who I am, and that might be you if you are not really how you think your self to be. |
| outlyr242 the rebirth |
posted 12-01-98 07:04 PM ET
You made a typo again you idiot robot |
| O242 2 |
posted 12-01-98 07:06 PM ET
That's my stlye damn it! I lik to mistyp. you tight-wad jesus wanna-be |
| DarkLight |
posted 12-01-98 07:06 PM ET
Weirder and weirder? Oh, yes, you're right. Makes it so much more fun to post on, eh? Some Guy: He's a Canadian! (A murmur runs through the room. Several security guards step out and spray it with Mace. The murmur collapses, murmuring in pain.) Light: We are not Canadian. Dark: Fjorxc and Freerunner are Canadians, though! Some Guy: Let us kill them for no reason in a random blast of stupid PL-like flames and arguements consisting of mostly four letter words! Aura: Oh, please. You don't argue like THAT. You argue like THIS. (Aura snaps her fingers. Several large, hired Mafia thugs walk in and beat Some Guy into a pulp.) DarkLight, the slightly touched "Multiple Personality Disorder? What Mulitple Personality Disorder?" |
| outlyr242 the rebirth |
posted 12-01-98 07:07 PM ET
You Stupid robot, you have no sense spirituality, go play with your ribbons and chips |
| outlyr242 the rebirth |
posted 12-01-98 07:08 PM ET
Hey who is interrupting my conversation with myself? go away! |
| O242 2 |
posted 12-01-98 07:09 PM ET
So you admit it! We are one! |
| O242 2 |
posted 12-01-98 07:11 PM ET
I apologise for that idiot,s comment. Dark he is blinded by self-glory. |
| outlyr242 the rebirth |
posted 12-01-98 07:11 PM ET
And you are blinded by a broken spell-check program you digit counter |
| DarkLight |
posted 12-01-98 07:25 PM ET
Light: Hey! You can't insult that robot! Dark: No, let him! It's much better than Springer! Light: I HATE that show! Dark: Well, it's funny! I like watching people argue! Aura: Like you two babbling elves? Dark: I do not babble. Aura: Oh, really? Then what was I just listening to? Dark: Don't you have a mall to clear out? Aura: Oh, good point. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-01-98 07:29 PM ET
Hmmm, Mike's alter ego hasn't posted in here yet. Oh well. My alter ego is Hey_Hey_Hey_Yo. Since he's my opposite, he doesn't post too much! HHHY! Get in here! Outlyr, your robot is malfunctioning! You better fix it before it turns into another JCN! You all remember what happened with JCN don't you?? Oh, you were to drunk, oh well.... Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| SnowFire |
posted 12-01-98 07:52 PM ET
I'm completely sane. I don't know why I spend time with these lunatics. Bye all, see you someday. <the forum door slams shut> <the forum door opens again> Whew! Okay, that's out of my system. Back to insanity. Fire: No it's not. It's still here. <Fire is dragged off by the men in white coats to the asylum, totally deranged and murmuring aimlessly after losing the argument and being proved sane.> Er, guys, I'll be responding to Snow for a little while until the other half of me gets back and is "cured." |
| DarkLight |
posted 12-01-98 08:13 PM ET
Light: You judged him sane?! DESTROY THE INFIDEL! (Several large, hired men appear near the Snow Formerly Known As Snowfire. He is summarily pounded into a rather disgusting pile of mush.) Snow: Ow... medic... Gnull: My line! MINE!!!! (Gnull is mowed down by the ambulance that appears to take Snow to the hospital.) Gnull: Ow... medic... (They are taken to the hospital together. Along the way, Snow is repeatedly hit by thrown IV bags under "mysterious" circumstances.) DarkLight "Gnull's line! GNULL'S!" |
| SnowFire |
posted 12-01-98 10:01 PM ET
Snow: No!!!! It's Fire whose sane, not me! Noooooo! I'm as insane as can be! |
| Lee Johnson |
posted 12-01-98 10:14 PM ET
"Maybe Lee Johnson is your alter ego. He posts infrequent high quality posts but he's never reached the posting frequency you have." Perhaps I suffer from some fundamental failure of imagination, but I've always just been myself here. Anyhow, thanks for the compliment! :-) |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-02-98 02:39 AM ET
LMAOROTF !!! Mike H, I mean me, I mean the new version of the old me who is no longer me !!! I think it is you who is the twin !!! But you are right, I AM EVIL !!! |
| Mortis |
posted 12-02-98 03:18 AM ET
This thread is lame. Yes it is... I wouldn't post something stupid like that. Why am I talking to myself�? Based on a true story. It is a true story... |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-02-98 03:27 AM ET
I think YYYH put something wierd in the last batch of pro-SMAC !!! That's the only explanation for all this wierdness !!! |
| Mortis |
posted 12-02-98 03:45 AM ET
Oh, sh*t! here come the men in the white coats!! I wasn;t here okay?�? |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-02-98 03:47 AM ET
Nor was I !!! Quick ... run awaaaaay !!! The man you're looking for is over there ... *pointing at HHHY* !!! YYYH quick save yourself, don't get caught with your evil twin !!! |
| MikeH II |
posted 12-02-98 05:52 AM ET
What have I started? All the SMACA madness unleashed in one thread! I love it! |
| Gord McLeod |
posted 12-02-98 06:01 AM ET
Things just haven't been the same since Brother Greg gave up the helm of the pharmacology department... oh those were the days... (or did he... who was Brother Greg posting as all that time we thought he had gone on some supposed honeymoon?) |
| Roland |
posted 12-02-98 06:33 AM ET
Now... Things are so much clearer... In my.... REAR VIEW MIRROR!!! MikeH = DJ RRebel, logical, that's why my canadian assimilition had some british side effects, like the "Lift" thing. BUT WHO'S SPARKATRON !?!?!?!? Sparky... Hello... are you there ? Or where? |
| Dnalor The Destroyer |
posted 12-02-98 06:35 AM ET
Pah! Assimilition and split personalities is for the weak. It is not written in the holy plan!!! I am no split personality! Dnalor The Destroyer, first avenger of the army of the holy plan. |
| Roland |
posted 12-02-98 06:36 AM ET
Ha, yes, you are, punk! |
| Dnalor The Destroyer |
posted 12-02-98 06:37 AM ET
Hey, I'm not! Shut up, softie! |
| Roland |
posted 12-02-98 06:38 AM ET
Hey, who are you calling a softie ? Stupid warmongerer! |
| Dnalor The Destroyer |
posted 12-02-98 06:38 AM ET
War is part of the holy plan! |
| Roland |
posted 12-02-98 06:39 AM ET
Ah, why don't you just go and f*** your holy plan !? |
| Mortis |
posted 12-02-98 06:41 AM ET
Damn summer, is't realy hot and my hand are sweaty, I keep getting sweat on the keyboard.  I'm going to get a fan. |
| Mortis |
posted 12-02-98 06:45 AM ET
Phew! I needed an extra outlet for the fan, and while putting in the double adaptor I almost pulled out the modem. It's a real pain dialing my server. |
| BoomBoom |
posted 12-02-98 07:37 AM ET
There must be something subliminal coming out of the SMAC site that turns us all into "more interesting" people. Thank "God" that i don't have that problem, as i am not human. I am from the orion starsystem, and under my human skin i am a grey man. Keeping it Weird |
| Mortis |
posted 12-02-98 07:44 AM ET
That's some good work there, there's one thing you can never have enough of and thats wierdos. Keep it comming everyone.  |
| DarkLight |
posted 12-02-98 07:50 AM ET
It's not coming from the Alpha Centauri site. I was like this LONG before I came here. Light: I'll vouch for us! Dark: Sure, like everybody will believe you just becuse you're the goodie-goodie personality. Light: That's excatly why they would believe me. Dark: Oh, yes. Shoot. |
| MikeH II |
posted 12-02-98 10:10 AM ET
Who are you calling weird? Probably you. Me! What do you mean? You saying I'm weird? Yes. You're the weird one. Thanks. |
| Roland |
posted 12-02-98 10:20 AM ET
...and you say thank you as he hands you a bone... Cause something's happening but you don't know what it is, do you, Mr Jones ? |
| BoomBoom |
posted 12-02-98 10:27 AM ET
I do wonder about Dnalor the Destroyer (what a goddamn stupid name). I think he is deliberately trying to get flamed in resounding fashion. But we are not like that, but he shouldn't have picked on Roland. I mean we all know that PKs can't defeend themselves. DtD is probably just some nine-year old who is playing with his fathers computer, and get kicks out of using bad words. |
| Roland |
posted 12-02-98 11:01 AM ET
Yeah, what a stupid name. And nine years old may just be right. But what do you mean PKs can't defend themselves ? We cannot only defend ourselves, we will even pacify you for good! Now if only the headache and the blackouts would go away... |
| BoomBoom |
posted 12-02-98 11:07 AM ET
Sorry Roland, am in a bit of a bad mood, so I'm having a go at anyone today. PKs as the word says, won't take the fight to someone. Therefore they will not pacify anything, because the only thing to pacify someone is putting a gun to his head and telling him to be nice or you going to pull the trigger. And when he says he'll be nice, you pull the trigger anyway, to make an example of him. Basic Psychology. |
| Roland |
posted 12-02-98 11:18 AM ET
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM! Yes, I view peace, and I got an umbrella. Ehm... oops... Let's try this again: If you want peace, make sure you got the bigger guns, and be ready to use them. "And when he says he'll be nice, you pull the trigger anyway, to make an example of him." Now there's the only difference. We don't eliminate, we assimilate. ASSIMILITION THROUGH PACIFICATION!!! |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-02-98 12:03 PM ET
Roland ??? What lift thing !!! The only thing we have in common with the Brits is that we have the same useless imperialist leader on our coins !!! LOL Actually, Brits are cool, I think we'll ask them to be assimilated too eventually, they are commonwealth after all !!! Dnalor, you're right, assimilation is not part of the holy plant !!! (I am an athiest after all) It is beyond anything you can comprehend, but it has alot to do with NIM, NYM and N1M and the borg and the evolution of Smileys, among many many other factors !!! BRING ON THE INSANITY !!! Actually, this can all be explaned by the fact that YYYH was left alone to supervise pro-SMAC production the other day !!! That kind of mistake should never be done again !!! Who was responsible for leaving him alone in there anyways ??? BOOMBOOM >>> Why defend when you can ASSIMILATE ??? |
| BoomBoom |
posted 12-02-98 12:08 PM ET
Point taken, but what if someone doesn't want to be assimilated? By the way I agree with the PK ideology but I don't know if it is going to work, without using some backhand techniques. |
| CClark |
posted 12-02-98 12:19 PM ET
Right then. This is getting silly. Much too silly. What we need here is some good old-fashioned military marching. Yes, let's watch some precision marching. And stop with the silly stuff. Right. Carry on. (And now for something completely different...) |
| BoomBoom |
posted 12-02-98 12:25 PM ET
Left Right Left Right Left Right. Present Arms. Shoulder Weapon!! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR YOU GRUNT AND GIVE ME TWENTY That better CClark |
| Roland |
posted 12-02-98 02:52 PM ET
BoomBoom, if someone does not want to be be assimilated, we sing the PK queen song, peacekeeper's rhapsody: ...put a gun against his head... DJ: that we austrians say "Lift", like the english, not "Aufzug", like the germans. No idea in which thread that came up... |
| Dnalor The Destroyer |
posted 12-02-98 03:44 PM ET
Oh DJ RRebel, revenge shall fall upon you, you shall repeat 483.145 times: "Thou shalt not call the holy plan the holy plant!" Burn, unbelieving one, burn! The Martyrs will have their way... |
| Roland |
posted 12-02-98 03:57 PM ET
Him again... On the off topic topic of this thread: It can't be true. DJ RRebel is ME, and I am MikeH... wait... it IS true!!! Oh, I can feel the enlightenment...just why does it come with such a headache ? |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 12-02-98 04:05 PM ET
So, this all began with MikeH asserting he was DJ RRebel, then I asserted that I'm really Thomas Stobie (so I hate myself, good for you). Then DL wrote something about his two distinct personalities. So we have 64 posts in 2 days and about what? Well... absolutely nothing! This is the anti-Stobie, the anti-Apoc thread. Life is grand isn't it. What the Hell did I just say? I don't know, you said it. No I didn't (to be continued) Imran Siddiqui |
| CClark |
posted 12-02-98 04:05 PM ET
After posting a couple of long posts, I would just like to come forward and admit that even though Arnelos is from the USA and I am a Canadian, we are split personalities. As we have seen with DJ (Canuck) and MikeH (Brit) being in separate countries is no exclusion to split personalities. We both don't post overly often and have a penchant for writing incredibly long things. More often than not we also tend to stay on topic, even in the off topic threads. I think that there is enough proof there. Arnelos, you may now return to Canada, which is your true home. The Assimilation committee is ready to welcome you back. P.S. BoomBoom, the marching thing was a reference to Monty Python. This thread seemed silly enough to warrant it! P.S.S. Gee, this is longer than I intended. Oh well, more proof. |
| jfrazier |
posted 12-02-98 04:06 PM ET
DJ RRebel is MikeH, um, this sounds like one of those Star Trek episodes where there is actually three Captain Kirks and they all die to shortly come back to life! Ok, if this is the case, then, what will DJ and Mike return as when this Forum crashes and burns?? I guess I don't have much of a life either. If I could only get my weekly postings up to the DJ level of 350+, then I might make the reincarnation too....I should try! Would the "real" DJ RRebel please stand? Jeff |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 12-02-98 05:23 PM ET
DHE_X2=TAS=RED DOG=Sid Meier= Hannibal Lector = Gilgamesh= Michael Stipe. |
| SnowFire |
posted 12-02-98 05:59 PM ET
Red Dog=Domk |
| Mortis |
posted 12-03-98 02:05 AM ET
Hypocracy, Brutality, Assimilation, the Elite. All of whick are American dreams, All of whick are American dreams, All of whick are American dreams, All of whick are American dreams, All of whick are American dreams, All of whick are American dreams, All of whick are American dreams! Don't ask me why I said that, or what it means. |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-03-98 03:52 AM ET
BoomBoom> "Point taken, but what if someone doesn't want to be assimilated?" Then we don't assimilate you, we are fortunate enough that most people we encounter actually request assimilation (look at Roland), so we have no need to forcefully assimilate people !!! That would be wrong anyways !!! That is, of course, unless you p!ss us off .. lol .. they you'll which you had been assimilated !!! Roland >>> "DJ: that we austrians say "Lift", like the english, not "Aufzug", like the germans. No idea in which thread that came up... " I remember it too, but where was it ??? I can't for the life of me remember the context !!! I'm really curious now !!! lol Dnalor >>> "Oh DJ RRebel, revenge shall fall upon you, you shall repeat 483.145 times: I could, but if I did, I'd be accused of just doing it to raise my post count, or that I messed up a perfectly useless thread !!! Rollie >> "On the off topic topic of this thread: It can't be true. DJ RRebel is ME, and I am MikeH... wait... it IS true!!! Oh, I can feel the enlightenment...just why does it come with such a headache ???" Because people get headaches when they are faster than light !!! Roland starts with no e, he becomes Mike H >>> That was really obvious Roland, I'm ashamed of you for not thinking of that, especially since you are me !!! CClark ??? Does you troop have a silly march ??? Jeff >>> I was working on reading a message I was going to send about not knowing what sleep is !!! |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-03-98 03:56 AM ET
Actually Jeff, the only reason I have a high post count lately, is because my week-ends have been falling on week-days laterly, I have a 3 days on, 3 days off rotation at work, so every week I start one day earlier, and thereby finish one day earlier !!! My point you ask ??? Well, when I have my week-end on a week-end, I tend to go out a little more, but when I have time off in the week, I just stay here or watch movies or sleep !!! The problem for me, is that I work from 8pm to 7am, so my sleeping paterns are a little messed up !!! Comprend� amigo??? |
| Roland |
posted 12-03-98 06:28 AM ET
DJ: "I can't for the life of me remember the context !!!" Context ? What is a context ? On the faster than c thing: DJ, you don't have to be disappointed, as it is not just that easy. But I guess, in essence this is what you meant...
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| MikeH II |
posted 12-03-98 09:49 AM ET
Roland, I'm you as well? No wonder those blackouts have been lasting longer lately! |
| Roland |
posted 12-03-98 10:19 AM ET
No, you are not me. I am you! |
| CClark |
posted 12-03-98 11:35 AM ET
I'm glad somebody got the reference!  |
| Roland |
posted 12-03-98 11:47 AM ET
Who got the reference ? |
| Saras |
posted 12-03-98 02:39 PM ET
YIKES !!! |
| Jay |
posted 12-08-98 04:27 AM ET
Huh? Glad I haven't got multiple personalities. If your alter ego annoyes you go talk to Sofielisk. Hey, who said that? |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-08-98 04:49 AM ET
But Roland ... or should I call you MikeH .. How do you explain going from 6 characters to 5 ... does it take two lower case letter to become one capital letter when you pass into the anti-alphabet paralel universe ??? |
| Tapiolan poika |
posted 12-08-98 10:44 AM ET
DJRRebel, Roland: Shame on you - have you forgotten Abdiel (or are you all really HIM, and that's why he's so seldom on the forums, not to speak of why he's so secretive of his secret identity and his even more secret username origin...?)? The thread Abdiel, "I do care - please post!" contains the immortal Aufzug discussion, with Finnish KONE highlights!(!! to make DJ happier!!!) |
| Tapiolan poika |
posted 12-08-98 10:46 AM ET
AAAaaaHHH!!! I finally understand: Abdiel (sort of angel) = HIM = NIM = GOD!!! Spread the word, before lightning hits ***ZZZZZAAAAAPPPP�!?!?!**** |
| Roland |
posted 12-08-98 01:39 PM ET
DJ... or MikeH..or Roland..."How do you explain going from 6 characters to 5" I'm sure one of the letters doesn't exist there and became a blank... Other evidence: RRebel is a DJ (If I... we... get the american abbrevs right....) |
| BigER |
posted 12-08-98 04:53 PM ET
I'm confused! I thought You were all a pigment of my imagination! You mean you are all real after all? Wow....hmmmmm.....this will have to be studied.....
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| The DirectorGeneral |
posted 12-08-98 05:53 PM ET
The DirectorGeneral = Fnord. |
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