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| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-01-98 02:16 PM ET  
Sitting on the top of this Mount, waiting for YYYH & Roland !!! Hurry up guys, you don't want to miss the opening ceremonies !!!  Well boys and girls, here we are ... at the dawn of a new mellenia (the second here in the resurected threads) !!! Someone .. (umm .. it was me for those of you who haven't figured it out yet !!!) .. anyways, someone has, on behalf of all the forum (the Humanist Allience to be precise ... and the Canadian 8th Faction for Humanity) has reached the top of this new and improved Mount Olympus !!! I'm just sitting here on the top of this new prototype Mount Olympus, it's has a much better anti-nexii device than it's predecesors, and the place is full of luxuries, anyways, you'll all have to hurry up and meet me here !!! Just a note to those of you newcomers, a history lesson in fact, as I've reached the top of this Mount Olympus first, I was not one of the few who climed the first one !!! In the previous forum, whiched was wipped out by the evil Nexii, there were several people who achieved that goal !!! Namely YYYH, TAS and Mike H; they are the true patriots, although I hope carry their memories with me, as they were my guides to helping me make it to this point !!! I'm curious if anyone has any info on the Y1K bug, I hope I don't catch that now !!! So anyways .. lol .. going back to this accomplishment, it took no more than a month to get 1000 posts (I re-started Nov 3rd), and in that time, I have many found memories, most of them I unfortunately don't remember !!! Mind you, some good memories are of the Canadian 8th Faction (now Canadian 8th Faction for Humanity), this alternative faction was actually from the old forum, I started it there, and it just grew from there !!! Within the Canadian thread, we learned alot of our future-past, and that Captain Garland is in fact a Canadian !!! Also in the thread, the Quebec debate started, this eventually stopped, but is sure to re-start because of yesterday's election .. fortunately, this time it will be in it's own thread !!! So at this time, I'd like to thank all 8th Faction members (WCW & Victor a little extra for helping me start to lay the groundworks for what will be remembered as the greatest faction of all time !!! We are the strongest faction because we stand united with and for humanity !!! Also, another memory is the vigorous and heated religious debates with LarryBoy !!! He was a great rival, thanks Larry !!! I'd also like to thank Roland and YYYH, they're both more than � way up here, but to me they're already here with me !!! You guys, I have permanent VIP Mount Olympus passes for you when you get here !!! Imran has also started to make a faster pace for the top of this mount !!! And naturally, I'm thankful (I thought it was only thanksgiving in the states .. lol) for Maya's quotes, some truly inspiring selections she's made !!! I'd like to also give a shout out to my brothers in the Brotherhood of Sid (BoS) (Imran, YYYH and the rest), I'm still in the labs, deep deep deep under cover !!! I also remember the fun in the "Beta Testers" thread, I wonder how accurate our guesses actually will turn out to be !?� I'm also grateful for NIM, NYM & the newly found N1M !!! (Pronounced NOM) Of course, I can't forget the whole reason for being here ... SMAC !!! From the very moment I heard about it (back in June or so), I was super exited !!! Just thinking about a Civilization in Space gave me goosebumps !!! And discussing all the possibilities of the game with everyone here has helped the time pass till it is released much less painful, so thanks to everyone (you're too many to name) who had taken the time to respond to any of my posts, wether they be on or off topic !!! As I'm sure we'll all be on a little less once the demo comes out on 1998Dec20, I will still think of you all as I play the game. Hopefully Multi-play will be stimulating enough for us to form a good league !!! OK Guess, now you all know it can be done, so hurry up, the view from up here is great, but the wonders inside the complex on top of this Mount Olympus are beyond imagination !!! So once again, thanks to all !!! *DJ RRebel goes into the Mount Olypus complex and finds the closest computer ... he boots up Civ2, never to be seen again ... until 1998Dec20 that is !!! |
| MikeH II |
posted 12-01-98 04:40 PM ET
"Hi DJ, I'm taking my old throne back if that's alright." Mike's eyes flash with the raw power of a 2K poster who will never lose his omnipotence. He waves his hands across the mountain top a huge lightning bolt crashes into the peak carving out a perfect throne from the rock. Mike sits and ponders the temporary loss of his Site forum. |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-02-98 04:00 AM ET
DJ RRebel laughs at Mike H's fist generation of Omnipotence !!! I have powerer beyond your wildest dreams !!! DJ RRebel thinks the mount back to the way it was, and continues his game of Civ2 !!! |
| MikeH II |
posted 12-02-98 06:07 AM ET
MikeH gives DJ RRebel the power to spell power then relaxes in his throne as DJ plays in the vision of the mountain top that Mike has allowed him to create. Where is Borodino on his quest for Trancendance at the moment? |
| Roland |
posted 12-02-98 06:44 AM ET
Gee, thanks for the cool pass. Now, whre's the bar ??? And how many psots do I have, anyway ? |
| Roland |
posted 12-02-98 06:45 AM ET
Ah, 570.... Whatta oneliner! |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 12-02-98 05:37 PM ET
I_ALREADY_STARTED_A_MOUNT! AND IT GOT LESS THAN THIRTY POSTS!!!(I think...) wait, hehehe I got it all to myself now !!! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-02-98 08:29 PM ET
I arrive at the top of this mount & sit in my former throne, & quickly fall asleep. Mmm sleep. Think about it, I would be well over 3000 now. Scary huh? Just because of that, this mount is mine! Your faithful & hell-bent God, |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-03-98 04:58 AM ET
Actually,guys, this is Mount Olympus Mark-II I !!! It is the first of the second generation of Mounts, its size and power make Mt. Everest look like a � ant hill !!! Anyways, you'll understand once your second generation posts reach 1000 !!! YYYH, you're almost there !!! Mike H, even if you couldn't disturb my reign, I appreaciate that you didn't do anything thinking that you actually could !!! As for the power to spell power, I have it, but powerer is so much more powererful !!! Anyways, I have more important things to worry about at this time .... *DJ RRebel wanders back into the Mount and continues his game of Civ2 !!!* |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-03-98 06:05 PM ET
Hell, I'm taking over. The mountain is mine, I would lead posts in the next forum anyway, a towering 2000 over what DJ would have! "The longest hourney begins with one step" Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-03-98 06:07 PM ET
hourney? Sounds a bit sexual. I meant journey, but you guys all know the proverb anyway.....I assume. Pretty fly(for a white guy)!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| SnowFire |
posted 12-03-98 09:07 PM ET
DJ, you do realize you could have transcended ages ago? You can add your old post count to the new post count. I take my place on one of the prettier thrones, and study the ancient text on ethical calculus found with Borodino on the top of Magic Mountain. |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-04-98 11:30 AM ET
umm .. no thanks, I don't want your throne, I just want a nice comfy Lay-Z-Boy in front of my giant monitor with my game of Civ2 !!! As I said though, this is a secound generation Mount, and it takes 1000 2nd generation posts to have full access to all aspects of this 2nd generation Mount !!! Don't worry if you don't understand, it will all become crytal clear when you get here !!! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-04-98 09:57 PM ET
Well maybe some fools would think you need 1000 posts to do all the neat stuff in here, but I'm a disobedient man of action! (YYYH takes his BAR & turns Olympus fropm a mountain of the gods, to a sanctuary for Hates.) HAHAHA!!!! (YYYH looks upon the smoldering burning mount, & realizes that didn't fulfil his needs. He marches into Washington DC & bombs several federal buildings, including the Smithsonian.) Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DHE_X2 |
posted 12-05-98 03:49 AM ET
Gadzooks! Lincoln is on fire! don't ask. please, don't ask. mommy, where's fluffy? |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-05-98 10:34 AM ET
DJ RRebel hears all sorts of commotion, thinks to intervene, then looks back to his game of Civ2, and thinks: OK ... I'll go after this turn !!! Just one more turn !!! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-05-98 01:50 PM ET
(While DJ just plays one more turn, YYYH marches his blue suited troops through Georgia, desrroying everything that could help the enemy. A few things that couldn't help the enemy as well... Then YYYH firebombs London, Paris, Berlin, Rome & Moscow, sending Europe into turmoil. Then he marches into Iraq & terrorist bombs Saddam Hussein's palace) Now you get a taste of your own medicine jackass!! Haha, up yours Saddam! I love rampaging. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-06-98 11:13 AM ET
DJ RRebel turns from the monitor because of all the cummotion outside !!! He ponders whether he should take action ??? >>> OK .. after this next turn I'll go help !!! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-06-98 01:27 PM ET
(While DJ plays yet another turn YYYH nukes Britain so bad, it sinks into the ocean. Then ha takes a anti-matter bomb & totally destroys Florida, along with most of the worlds elderly population. Then he goes to Las Angeles & nukes that, the nuke sucks in all the smog. Then he fires nukes at Iraq saying they better give us oil, or they'll die!) Nukes are fun! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Mortis |
posted 12-07-98 05:51 AM ET
And THAT is why religion sucks! |
| Mortis |
posted 12-07-98 05:54 AM ET
You worship them, you build them great cathedrals, you offer them gift, even sacrifice a vigrin now and then. And how do they repay you? But wreaking havoc across the globe. When will those christians learn? |
| BigER |
posted 12-07-98 03:01 PM ET
Well, well, well.....so the newbe has 1000 posts and calls himself a god....It is time to be humbled little man for thou art not a God.....Thou art only a ghost in the machine. The true gods are angry at your braggadicio. You will bow before the true Gods......... Just then the power cord in the Mr Microphone strapped to BigE's back come unplugged....All the gods look annoyed. and start warming up their lighting bolts. BigE, thinking quickly-Whips out a tobasco(TM) pie and plants it into DJREBs face giving it a half twist. and then is gone....Just ever so faintly a small voice is heard. "Welcome to the big leagues kid". And then nothing. All the Gods laugh at BigEs antics and then go back to what they were doing before. |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-07-98 03:18 PM ET
LOL .. DJ RRebel thinks his face clean then contemplates cleaning up YYYH's bigger mess !!! Reluctantly, he get up from his CIV2 display, and thinks the planet back to the way it was !!! Now YYYH, what did I tell you about nuking cities ??? Oh well, I guess I now have time for one more turn !!! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-07-98 09:40 PM ET
Mortis, That is exactly why my theory that Jesus was sent to Earth by Satan is believable. The Christian religion has led to many wars, the deaths of countless millions of native americans, africans, etc, because they refused to convert. It has held back science(Galileo?), wasted time building massive cathedrals, which are pretty much useless, & only keep us from spending time on important things! The same with that hour every Sunday. Christianity has held humanity back. The work of Satan? I'll let you decide. DJ, (YYYH nukes Germany back into oblivion, nukes Japan again, & nukes all of China, wiping out a 5th of the world's population) Damn, this is fun! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Mortis |
posted 12-07-98 09:46 PM ET
Yo, I think that you are abusing your Godly powers, but nuking the world.  |
| Brother Greg |
posted 12-07-98 09:55 PM ET
Greg looks down upon Mt Olympus, sees the follies of YYYH, and thinks about rescinding his powers. Then he starts thinking about more important matters, and in an absent minded flick of his hand, restores the world to it's former state, wipes everyone's memories, removes nukes (and even the memory of nukes) from YYYH. "Foolish godlings" he thinks to himself, then goes onto more important things, like contemplating the life cycle of Banana in a singularity void, and the monkey determined to retrieve it... |
| Brother Greg |
posted 12-07-98 10:04 PM ET
Then in an afterthought, he restores everyone's memories, but leaves out the part about the nuking by YYYH. After all, he doesn't want them all with no memory. Ah, even the most powerful beings can make misnakes.  |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 12-08-98 12:26 AM ET
What the hell are you babbling about?? I have my memory of nukes, nuclear weapons, atomic theory, etc. You delusional Greg? Well, just for the two Aussies thinking I have too much power, just watch this..... (YYYH throws all his nukes on Australia, sinking yet another island in the world) Hahahaha! I love it! But why is the world flooding, & why is their water all over my basement?? Uh oh, stupid nuclear winter & ice caps melting!! I'm too tired to fix it. Anyone else wanna try?? BTW, Imran i now given full & honorary God status by me, YYYH. Any of his actions will be the responsibility of BigER, because he gets in trouble a lot anyway, like now! (YYYH throws a pie at BigER, light speed! BigER ducks out of the way in a flash) BigER: I've mastered the art of pie ducking, so don't test me Yo! YYYH: Damn. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 12-08-98 12:37 AM ET
WooHoo, I too nuke Australia and march the Conservative Army (in protective gear) to find the rebel Brother Greg, who claims to be a God wth only 200 posts! Imran Siddiqui |
| Brother Greg |
posted 12-08-98 01:26 AM ET
YYYH, you can't just make someone a God. Doesn't work that way. As for the nukes - they haven't arrived yet, so I don't know what you're talking about. You must be slipping. [Doesn't want to let on that he has in fact trapped YYYH inside his own mind (which is in fact a very small prison Imran, what the hell you talking about? You only got 400 posts. As is, I am above mere "Godhood". I have transcended way past that point to a state that ye can barely even conceive. "Armies"? Phah. Pretty hard to fight what you can't comprehend. Having solved the problem of the banana, he goes on to weighteir matters, like whether or not you could really make a mountain out of a molehill. |
| Mortis |
posted 12-08-98 01:33 AM ET
Yo, what the hell are you talknig about, I;m sorry to spoil the mood, but the first thing about improvisation is "never block", you never say "no" to someone and you never disagree with what thet've said. As for Australia, you and your Americans are going to pay for that! |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 12-08-98 01:48 AM ET
Shut up Mortis, I trust you've seen the BoS 4, and if not... Go! Quickely! Greg, YYYH bestowed Godhood upon me, and gave me immense powers. Knower of the force that I am, this increases ,my power exponentially. So, Greg, better watch out, you have tempted YYYH, God of Forums (over 1000 posts). Imran Siddiqui |
| Brother Greg |
posted 12-08-98 02:16 AM ET
Ho Hum! As I said, I am transcended WAY above mere gods. I doubt that YYYH would comprehend what he was trying to harm, let alone how to go about it. Now, onto calculating the probability that the sun will not rise tomorrow, and other such weighty matters. |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-08-98 05:23 AM ET
LOL @ all of you ... if you only understood the powers of the 2nd generation mount !!! DJ RRebel gets up from the Civ2 terminal, and puts you all into the dream vortex, where you think everything you're doing is real, but in fact you're only dreaming it !!! YYYH, you think your first generation power were cool, wait till you hit 1000 in here !!! OK .. where was I ... ah yes ... 1880 !!! |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-12-98 12:20 AM ET
As soon as I finish this turn, I'll get up and congratulate YYYH for hitting 1000 posts !!! Ahh, hell .. *DJ RRebel gets up* ... congratulations buddy !!! *DJ RRebel sits down at the Civ 2 computer again* |
| Mortis |
posted 12-18-98 02:01 AM ET
Assuming that the probability of the sun not rising tomorow is 1,000,000,000,000:1, the if we divide that nunber by the number of times the sun has risen then the probability of it rising tomorow is... 3:1!!!!, Where all going to die!!!!!!! |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 12-18-98 02:22 AM ET
Hmm, 628 posts and climbing. Roland watch out, even in finals I am a force!! Imran Siddiqui |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-19-98 06:03 AM ET
LOL .. Imran .. why do you keep posting you # of posts ??? LOL We can all see it in your profile !!! Now I'll have to post this useless post twice just so I can stay at over double your posts !!! LOL |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 12-19-98 06:03 AM ET
LOL .. Imran .. why do you keep posting you # of posts ??? LOL We can all see it in your profile !!! Now I'll have to post this useless post twice just so I can stay at over double your posts !!! LOL |
| Imran Siddiqui |
posted 12-19-98 06:56 AM ET
Hey DJ, 651 now! So there! Imran Siddiqui |
| Roland |
posted 12-19-98 03:22 PM ET
Imran, "There is no strength in numbers, have no such misconceptions" (Uriah Heep) |
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