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Dorg of CWAL posted 11-30-98 03:33 AM ET
I don't want to move CARV here though, so maybe I'll just make a new character and have him around
I made a new guy for Worms: Armageddon, maybe he'd be good here too
I'll just post my story from the other board to let people get an idea about him:
Scene: Outside Team17 headquarters. All is peaceful. A tour group is forming to go through Team17's facilities and see what
goes on inside a real programming place.
A big, burly latino man wearing a white tank top and shorts walks up to the group and speaks in an extremely stereotypical
voice.
Dorgo: Hola! I'd like to join the tour of your facilities.
Andy Davidson turns around and faces him.
Andy: I'm very sorry, but this is a closed group. You can't..
Dorgo: What!?? ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T JOIN YOU!??
Andy: Well, this group has made reservations three weeks in advance. Nobody new can enter...
Dorgo: You're discriminating against me! You always discriminate against the latin Americans!
Andy: No sir, not at all! In fact, you can join this group no..
Dorgo doesn't hear this, as he's too busy ranting.
Dorgo: YOU AMERICANS! I try to get a gun, and they say ID! I have no ID! What is ID! I am American citizen! Why no
one believe me?? I tell you why, they all watch me sneak in through boat! They all watch at every minute and no freedom they
give us! They say we get freedom, but we don't! No privacy!
Andy: Please sir, calm do...
Dorgo: NO! NO CALM DOWN! THEY TELL ME TO CALM DOWN WHEN I KILL STUPID BORDER GUARDS!
Then they shoot me! No freedom! They say this is land of free home of braves, but it wrong! They make fun of my English,
like to hear them try Spanish! They say ees as ayes and 'a's as ahs! Well NO LONGER! I stop this here!
Andy: Uh.. sir?
Dorgo: DIE AMERICAN SCUMS! *Dorgo punches Andy Davidson in the nose with crushing force*
Andy Davidson's nose is bloodied, and he's knocked back a foot or so, then rebounds with a right hook. Dorgo dodges and jabs
Andy in the stomach.
Andy: That's it! Time to open up a can of Whup-Ass!
The crowd of tourists, already in shock, step back at the mention of Whup Ass. They don't like the sound of it.
Andy whips out a green soda can that says Whup-Ass on the front, and pops the top. Dorgo tries to punch the can away from
him before he gets a drink, but he takes a few gulps of liquid and throws the can aside. It hits the ground and glowing yellow
stuff drips out.
Dorgo: Whup Ass?? I am in trouble now!
Andy runs forward and punches Dorgo in the stomach, causing him to double over even though he's twice the size of his
opponent.
Dorgo: *groan* It not fair!
Andy kicks Dorgo's legs out from underneath him, and then walks to a pair of security guards.
Andy: Drag that fool off the premises, and get me a hankerchief. *He turns to the tourists* Sorry about that, weirdos are
always showing up around here. Back to the tour?

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-30-98 12:50 PM ET
Oh no, another comedic immigrant/CWALer!!! We must destroy them. Dr. Water(H2O), get your Pinto & bounce all over him with the hydraulics!!
AuH2O: I don't have a pinto, or hydraulics! I'm not a damn rapper!
YYYH: Oh, in that case, just let him write. We'll kill them, they rebut & kill us, then we kill them again! I love it!
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
DJ RRebel posted 11-30-98 02:18 PM ET
Nuke the Whales !!!
YYYH, aren't you a little young to be driving a pinto ??? LOL
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-30-98 02:22 PM ET
No, I'm not to young, I'm 17. 16 is the driving age here! I drive a piece of **** 1989 Camry! Stupid Japanese car.....well it's better than a Ford. Stupid American car....
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Imran Siddiqui posted 11-30-98 03:10 PM ET
Ahhh!! I love Fords! Take that back foolish one.
Imran Siddiqui
Patriot
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-30-98 03:15 PM ET
Yes Imran, we all love fnords....
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
DJ RRebel posted 11-30-98 03:21 PM ET
Isn't there supposed to be a J in that word somewhere ???
What does it mean anyways ???
Is it like the geographical fjord (sp,sp,sp)???
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-30-98 03:25 PM ET
DJ,
You cannot even comprehend the concept of fnord! It's like NIM, irrelevant! Except not as irrelevant, therefore a lot harder to solve!
**** NIM Or Read, Duh!
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
DJ RRebel posted 11-30-98 03:30 PM ET
You're right YYYH, I don't know what came over me !!! LOL
To think I thought I knew what Fnjord was !!!
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-30-98 03:32 PM ET
No DJ, not fnjord, just plain & simple fnord!
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Sofielisk posted 11-30-98 06:41 PM ET
Dorg! Before you are in... Please write a story in the HV universe!
Must make more posts than Darklight! I am the CWALer who has posted the least! Must remedy awful situation by mad posting frenzy!
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-30-98 06:50 PM ET
Heh, I had the most posts on the old forums. Almost 3000 I think But now Dj's gonna beat me to 1000
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Dorg of CWAL posted 12-01-98 01:13 AM ET
I know I'm not in yet, I was just asking if that character sounded interesting
I donnow if I'd want him in CWAL though, but I don't know if the Brotherhood of Sid is accepting newbies or not
Imran Siddiqui posted 12-01-98 02:44 AM ET
Brotherhood of Sid has many positions open. Apply within the BoS 3 thread. You must be loyal and good. And take our oath, and pledge never to turn on us.
Imran Siddiqui
Patriot
DJ RRebel posted 12-01-98 04:56 AM ET
LOL .. YYYH, I thought you didn't care about your post count ???
Anyways, I can't remember who, but someone actually went through every one the entire list to show how many posts everybody has !!!
YYYH, sorry, I guess that explains our misunderstanding .. I was thinking Fnjord anf you were thinking fnord !!! LOL .. silly us, we should have known better !!!
What with people posting nothingness today !!!
Anyways, people, if you want to get a high post count, just talk about anything except getting a hight post count !!!
LOL in another thread I just saw someone with 3 posts in a row !!!
They were something like:
=OK, I'm posting here to up my count !!!
=Posting again for the same reason !!!
=OK, this is getting boring now !!!

I mean, look at me, YYYH, Roland, Imran and the rest of us, we have huge counts, and maybe our posts weren't always on topic, but at least we said something !!!
Anyways, keep on posting, but be interesting or humourous or anything !!!
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Author	Topic: Hmm.. I think I'll get involved in CWAL HV
Dorg of CWAL	posted 11-30-98 03:33 AM ET I don't want to move CARV here though, so maybe I'll just make a new character and have him around I made a new guy for Worms: Armageddon, maybe he'd be good here too I'll just post my story from the other board to let people get an idea about him: Scene: Outside Team17 headquarters. All is peaceful. A tour group is forming to go through Team17's facilities and see what goes on inside a real programming place. A big, burly latino man wearing a white tank top and shorts walks up to the group and speaks in an extremely stereotypical voice. Dorgo: Hola! I'd like to join the tour of your facilities. Andy Davidson turns around and faces him. Andy: I'm very sorry, but this is a closed group. You can't.. Dorgo: What!?? ARE YOU SAYING I CAN'T JOIN YOU!?? Andy: Well, this group has made reservations three weeks in advance. Nobody new can enter... Dorgo: You're discriminating against me! You always discriminate against the latin Americans! Andy: No sir, not at all! In fact, you can join this group no.. Dorgo doesn't hear this, as he's too busy ranting. Dorgo: YOU AMERICANS! I try to get a gun, and they say ID! I have no ID! What is ID! I am American citizen! Why no one believe me?? I tell you why, they all watch me sneak in through boat! They all watch at every minute and no freedom they give us! They say we get freedom, but we don't! No privacy! Andy: Please sir, calm do... Dorgo: NO! NO CALM DOWN! THEY TELL ME TO CALM DOWN WHEN I KILL STUPID BORDER GUARDS! Then they shoot me! No freedom! They say this is land of free home of braves, but it wrong! They make fun of my English, like to hear them try Spanish! They say ees as ayes and 'a's as ahs! Well NO LONGER! I stop this here! Andy: Uh.. sir? Dorgo: DIE AMERICAN SCUMS! Dorgo punches Andy Davidson in the nose with crushing force Andy Davidson's nose is bloodied, and he's knocked back a foot or so, then rebounds with a right hook. Dorgo dodges and jabs Andy in the stomach. Andy: That's it! Time to open up a can of Whup-Ass! The crowd of tourists, already in shock, step back at the mention of Whup Ass. They don't like the sound of it. Andy whips out a green soda can that says Whup-Ass on the front, and pops the top. Dorgo tries to punch the can away from him before he gets a drink, but he takes a few gulps of liquid and throws the can aside. It hits the ground and glowing yellow stuff drips out. Dorgo: Whup Ass?? I am in trouble now! Andy runs forward and punches Dorgo in the stomach, causing him to double over even though he's twice the size of his opponent. Dorgo: groan It not fair! Andy kicks Dorgo's legs out from underneath him, and then walks to a pair of security guards. Andy: Drag that fool off the premises, and get me a hankerchief. He turns to the tourists Sorry about that, weirdos are always showing up around here. Back to the tour?
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-30-98 12:50 PM ET Oh no, another comedic immigrant/CWALer!!! We must destroy them. Dr. Water(H2O), get your Pinto & bounce all over him with the hydraulics!! AuH2O: I don't have a pinto, or hydraulics! I'm not a damn rapper! YYYH: Oh, in that case, just let him write. We'll kill them, they rebut & kill us, then we kill them again! I love it! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
DJ RRebel	posted 11-30-98 02:18 PM ET Nuke the Whales !!! YYYH, aren't you a little young to be driving a pinto ??? LOL
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-30-98 02:22 PM ET No, I'm not to young, I'm 17. 16 is the driving age here! I drive a piece of **** 1989 Camry! Stupid Japanese car.....well it's better than a Ford. Stupid American car.... Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Imran Siddiqui	posted 11-30-98 03:10 PM ET Ahhh!! I love Fords! Take that back foolish one. Imran Siddiqui Patriot
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-30-98 03:15 PM ET Yes Imran, we all love fnords.... Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
DJ RRebel	posted 11-30-98 03:21 PM ET Isn't there supposed to be a J in that word somewhere ??? What does it mean anyways ??? Is it like the geographical fjord (sp,sp,sp)???
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-30-98 03:25 PM ET DJ, You cannot even comprehend the concept of fnord! It's like NIM, irrelevant! Except not as irrelevant, therefore a lot harder to solve! **** NIM Or Read, Duh! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
DJ RRebel	posted 11-30-98 03:30 PM ET You're right YYYH, I don't know what came over me !!! LOL To think I thought I knew what Fnjord was !!!
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-30-98 03:32 PM ET No DJ, not fnjord, just plain & simple fnord! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Sofielisk	posted 11-30-98 06:41 PM ET Dorg! Before you are in... Please write a story in the HV universe! Must make more posts than Darklight! I am the CWALer who has posted the least! Must remedy awful situation by mad posting frenzy!
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-30-98 06:50 PM ET Heh, I had the most posts on the old forums. Almost 3000 I think But now Dj's gonna beat me to 1000 Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Dorg of CWAL	posted 12-01-98 01:13 AM ET I know I'm not in yet, I was just asking if that character sounded interesting I donnow if I'd want him in CWAL though, but I don't know if the Brotherhood of Sid is accepting newbies or not
Imran Siddiqui	posted 12-01-98 02:44 AM ET Brotherhood of Sid has many positions open. Apply within the BoS 3 thread. You must be loyal and good. And take our oath, and pledge never to turn on us. Imran Siddiqui Patriot
DJ RRebel	posted 12-01-98 04:56 AM ET LOL .. YYYH, I thought you didn't care about your post count ??? Anyways, I can't remember who, but someone actually went through every one the entire list to show how many posts everybody has !!! YYYH, sorry, I guess that explains our misunderstanding .. I was thinking Fnjord anf you were thinking fnord !!! LOL .. silly us, we should have known better !!! What with people posting nothingness today !!! Anyways, people, if you want to get a high post count, just talk about anything except getting a hight post count !!! LOL in another thread I just saw someone with 3 posts in a row !!! They were something like: =OK, I'm posting here to up my count !!! =Posting again for the same reason !!! =OK, this is getting boring now !!! I mean, look at me, YYYH, Roland, Imran and the rest of us, we have huge counts, and maybe our posts weren't always on topic, but at least we said something !!! Anyways, keep on posting, but be interesting or humourous or anything !!!