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Imran Siddiqui posted 11-20-98 08:37 PM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui   Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui  
Hmm, a thought. Double nexuses, post dissapearing, things blamed on the forums. However, should we blame these things on the forum, or should we blame the caretakers of the forum?

Could it be that Firaxis, digusted at the off-topic randomness permeating the boards, decides to sink its own creation, only to open the forums at a later date when the real SMACers can comment on the game (after Dec. 20th). Maybe Firaxis figured, by closing down the old board, some off-topic people would leave, but the plan backfired. More off-topic people are here than ever. So Firaxis is hijacking its board.

Of course I could be very, very paranoid.

Imran Siddiqui
Patriot

AUH20 posted 11-20-98 08:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for AUH20  Click Here to Email AUH20     
Imran, you've stumbled onto a conspiracy, but assume it to be of the wrong people. I'd think General Starr would have informed you of Plan 13.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-20-98 08:57 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Imran,
I give you this advice now. Please withdraw your comment, you don't joke with these kind of people! Withdraw your comment, or bad things will happen. One day, a peaceful day like this, you'll be walking somewhere. On campus, near a bar, with your girlfriend, & some men in suits will come & take you somewhere. Where I don't know, but for the love of God withdraw your comment!

Imran: What are you talkin' about, you're just paranoid!

YYYH: Imran please just............I gotta go now!

(YYYH speeds down the road)

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

AUH20 posted 11-20-98 09:00 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for AUH20  Click Here to Email AUH20     
Imran I thought you were in on the...cake.

AUH20
Finance Minister, ...cake

SnowFire posted 11-20-98 09:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
There is nothing to fear Imran. There is not consppiracy. Take yuor medicine now. There, there, nothing to worry about it... domn't listen to AUH and YYYH, they are simply trying to increase your paranoia. Trust me!

-SnowFire
"Not officially working for the government"

Apocalypse posted 11-20-98 10:02 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Apocalypse  Click Here to Email Apocalypse     
Why does everyone of jump to conspiracy theories when something goes wrong at the forums?

Brother Will Moeller,
Gunman of the Apocalypse
Verge of Wraith
Phalanx of the Forums
The Prophet of the Servers

AUH20 posted 11-20-98 10:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for AUH20  Click Here to Email AUH20     
Thank SnowFire. Your payment will be sent to Geneva National Trust by midnight.
Another great job by counterintelligence!
Spoe posted 11-20-98 10:06 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
It should be obvious to you, YYYH, SMAC vet that you are, that when they snag people off the street they take them to Ohio.
WAS posted 11-21-98 02:37 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for WAS  Click Here to Email WAS     
Oh God, ANYPLACE but Ohio!! I will never post again for fear of being made to live out the reainder of my days in Ohio.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-21-98 11:17 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Speaking of Ohio, did anyone notice in one of the screenshots at pc.ign.com, one of the bases was named Ohio! Go look, I forget which one, but it was at the top of the screen.

I think FIRAXIS is on to us, the next coty could be NIM! Imran for the love of God say you didn't mean it, Mike Ely is driving to your house with some FIRAXIS thugs right now!!!

I have to run

(YYYH starts running away from Imran, while constantly looking over his shoulder)

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-21-98 11:18 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Errr coty, what the hell's a coty, I meant CITY!!! Got it, good. Umm, bye.

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Steel_Dragon posted 11-21-98 11:25 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Steel_Dragon  Click Here to Email Steel_Dragon     
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-21-98 02:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Yeah Steel_Dragon, I know!! Jesus, what's wrong with those people!! Stupid FIRAXIS fools, tryin' to lose our forums!!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Mortis posted 11-21-98 07:51 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Mortis  Click Here to Email Mortis     
The conspiracy widens...

It used to be that only off-the-topic threads where struck down with the double nexus plague and post-in-the-middle syndrome, but now they also want to hide the flaws of the game...

I was posting SMAC in "Multi-Player How ???", criticising the details of Firaxis' mulitplayer setup, when my post was kidnapped and placed in the middle of the forum, where no one could find it.

They don;t want us finding out that it's impossible to implement a multiplayer option is a turn-based game, so they tried to sabotage the thread. It has become clear that nobody is safe.

TRUST NO ONE............

Mortis,
Prince of Darkness,
Head of the anti-capitalist movement,
Chairman & CEO of Mortis Corporations

DHE_X2 posted 11-21-98 07:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DHE_X2  Click Here to Email DHE_X2     
Hey, if we get that Gibson kid from the X files, all of the mysteries will be explained.

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