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Tawdal posted 11-19-98 11:11 PM ET
This great coalition has been created under the creed that actions must be taken against unfair fighters like Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey and Imran Siddiqui. Very little has been done to stop these powermad fools from overtaking any enemy that comes across them, and Dog help me, they're not going to do it.
Dog: Bark!
- TAWDAL
The Guy that doesn't wanna type another damn acronym
DHE_X2 posted 11-19-98 11:13 PM ET
the hell?
DHE_X2 posted 11-19-98 11:13 PM ET
its symbol time!
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Tawdal posted 11-19-98 11:20 PM ET
Thank you for joining the CAUF, DHE_X2, you will not regret your donation!
And if you didn't mean to join, TOUGH BEANS!
DHE_X2 posted 11-19-98 11:29 PM ET
screw this!�m��?>ܰ�ŉ��!
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-19-98 11:38 PM ET
Colonel K'nownothing, take some tanks & splatter this organization beneath your treads.
Tawdal is just seeking more power, do not be fooled by him. Join the BoS, or some other organization, I quite frankly don't care what you do.
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
Tawdal posted 11-20-98 05:55 PM ET
Dammit.
That was MY tent.
Well, there goes the CAUF.
AUH20 posted 11-20-98 06:13 PM ET
Smashing your balls was probably a bit unpresidential of me-but I don't give a ****!

President AUH20
President, BoS
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-20-98 06:25 PM ET
Boy Au, you swear like a sailor!
Well, us military types cuss a lot, didn't know you leader types could.
Tawdal doesn't have balls, remember, he thinks he's a 'beaver'.
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
AUH20 posted 11-20-98 06:30 PM ET
Didn't you hear the Nixon tapes? Besides, I'm feverish, which is why I'm posting now and not at school.
Tawdal posted 11-20-98 06:49 PM ET
HAHAHA! That wasn't really my tent! That was the dog's tent! You killed the dog! I'm still alive! You're gonna DIE! You're ALL GONNA DIE, damn unfair fighters!
(Tawdal hits a large red button and a battalion of hovertanks spews out of the forest and assaults AUH20 and Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey.)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Imran Siddiqui posted 11-20-98 06:52 PM ET
Not so fast, TAWDAL. Imran Siddiqui, the Secret BoS officer, reaches into his bag and pulls his wand. Ahh, a relic from Imran's magic days. It takes him a second, but he soon gets the hang of it. Suddenly, TAWDAL's army sees a huge boulder of flame approching them. Most of the army can't get out of the way, and the rest are slaughtered by the Conservative Army. "Long Live the BoS", they all shout!
Imran Siddiqui
Patriot
AUH20 posted 11-20-98 06:53 PM ET
AU, being very, very ill, in addition to being high on codine, has no desire to deal with Tawdal or his dogs, or soldiers. As they approach, he pulls out his Singularity Cannon, changes from light toast to extra crispy, and lets loose.
AUH20 posted 11-20-98 06:57 PM ET
*DISCLAIMER*
I have not consumed illegal substances. Nosiree. Don't call your attack dogs on me, FBI. ACK! ACK! OFF!
DHE_X2 posted 11-20-98 06:58 PM ET
Tawdal, in the words of famous NWOers, suck it.
DHE_X2 posted 11-20-98 06:59 PM ET
By the way, my fungacidal singularity cloaked mindworm infantry are ready to kick your ass
AUH20 posted 11-20-98 07:01 PM ET
Watch my fungicidal fusion formers whoop you, Tawdal.
Synthetic posted 11-20-98 07:37 PM ET
Of course, you'll fall like stalks of wheat before the scythe when you come up against my elite Halfling Slingers.
Unless, of course, you have Paladins protected by Guardian Wind.
Damn, do we need Master of Magic 2, or what?
-synthetic
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-20-98 09:43 PM ET
YYYH launches several ice cubes of ABSOLUT zero at Tawdal, quickly freezing & intoxicating him at the same time. Then he flicks his finger on the ice cube formerly known as Tawdal, & it falls into a million pieces.
(YYYH then takes a whip & starts beating the mathemtician who hasn't calculated pi yet!!)
]
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
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Author	Topic: CAUF: Citizens Against Unfair Fighters
Tawdal	posted 11-19-98 11:11 PM ET This great coalition has been created under the creed that actions must be taken against unfair fighters like Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey and Imran Siddiqui. Very little has been done to stop these powermad fools from overtaking any enemy that comes across them, and Dog help me, they're not going to do it. Dog: Bark! - TAWDAL The Guy that doesn't wanna type another damn acronym
DHE_X2	posted 11-19-98 11:13 PM ET the hell?
DHE_X2	posted 11-19-98 11:13 PM ET its symbol time! �m��?>ܰ�ŉ��
Tawdal	posted 11-19-98 11:20 PM ET Thank you for joining the CAUF, DHE_X2, you will not regret your donation! And if you didn't mean to join, TOUGH BEANS!
DHE_X2	posted 11-19-98 11:29 PM ET screw this!�m��?>ܰ�ŉ��!
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-19-98 11:38 PM ET Colonel K'nownothing, take some tanks & splatter this organization beneath your treads. Tawdal is just seeking more power, do not be fooled by him. Join the BoS, or some other organization, I quite frankly don't care what you do. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
Tawdal	posted 11-20-98 05:55 PM ET Dammit. That was MY tent. Well, there goes the CAUF.
AUH20	posted 11-20-98 06:13 PM ET Smashing your balls was probably a bit unpresidential of me-but I don't give a ****! President AUH20 President, BoS
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-20-98 06:25 PM ET Boy Au, you swear like a sailor! Well, us military types cuss a lot, didn't know you leader types could. Tawdal doesn't have balls, remember, he thinks he's a 'beaver'. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH
AUH20	posted 11-20-98 06:30 PM ET Didn't you hear the Nixon tapes? Besides, I'm feverish, which is why I'm posting now and not at school.
Tawdal	posted 11-20-98 06:49 PM ET HAHAHA! That wasn't really my tent! That was the dog's tent! You killed the dog! I'm still alive! You're gonna DIE! You're ALL GONNA DIE, damn unfair fighters! (Tawdal hits a large red button and a battalion of hovertanks spews out of the forest and assaults AUH20 and Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey.) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Imran Siddiqui	posted 11-20-98 06:52 PM ET Not so fast, TAWDAL. Imran Siddiqui, the Secret BoS officer, reaches into his bag and pulls his wand. Ahh, a relic from Imran's magic days. It takes him a second, but he soon gets the hang of it. Suddenly, TAWDAL's army sees a huge boulder of flame approching them. Most of the army can't get out of the way, and the rest are slaughtered by the Conservative Army. "Long Live the BoS", they all shout! Imran Siddiqui Patriot
AUH20	posted 11-20-98 06:53 PM ET AU, being very, very ill, in addition to being high on codine, has no desire to deal with Tawdal or his dogs, or soldiers. As they approach, he pulls out his Singularity Cannon, changes from light toast to extra crispy, and lets loose.
AUH20	posted 11-20-98 06:57 PM ET DISCLAIMER I have not consumed illegal substances. Nosiree. Don't call your attack dogs on me, FBI. ACK! ACK! OFF!
DHE_X2	posted 11-20-98 06:58 PM ET Tawdal, in the words of famous NWOers, suck it.
DHE_X2	posted 11-20-98 06:59 PM ET By the way, my fungacidal singularity cloaked mindworm infantry are ready to kick your ass
AUH20	posted 11-20-98 07:01 PM ET Watch my fungicidal fusion formers whoop you, Tawdal.
Synthetic	posted 11-20-98 07:37 PM ET Of course, you'll fall like stalks of wheat before the scythe when you come up against my elite Halfling Slingers. Unless, of course, you have Paladins protected by Guardian Wind. Damn, do we need Master of Magic 2, or what? -synthetic
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-20-98 09:43 PM ET YYYH launches several ice cubes of ABSOLUT zero at Tawdal, quickly freezing & intoxicating him at the same time. Then he flicks his finger on the ice cube formerly known as Tawdal, & it falls into a million pieces. (YYYH then takes a whip & starts beating the mathemtician who hasn't calculated pi yet!!) ] Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH