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Roland posted 11-19-98 07:46 AM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Roland   Click Here to Email Roland  
Yes, they are. Their strategies are subtile, but very, very effecient. Yes, this means you, Maya and DJ RRebel.

First, I started to have that feeling I gotta get quotes - lots of them. With every quote I'd use, I'd lose a part of my identity.

Then, I felt the urge to use multiple exclamation marks - and LOL, ROTFLMAO etc etc. Thanks, DJ!

With my last unassimilated breath I tell you all: be careful, very careful!

So:

I am assimilated.
Resistance was futile.

All I ask for is an assignment to the collective. If there is no collective, well, I'll just call myself "one of one"...

DJ RRebel posted 11-19-98 08:21 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
LMAOROTFWMGSAOTP@Roland !!!

Gosh darn it ... our cover is blown !!!

DJ RRebel posted 11-19-98 08:25 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
Actually, the only reason I use multiple ... & !!! is for esthetic reasons !!!

I can't stand the way a digital exclamation mark looks at the end of a sentance !!!

Ex:

Canadians are awsome!
Canadians are awsome !!!

The former of the two just doesn't look right !!!

It's getting to be somewhat addictive I'll agree, but it's kinda fun and doesn't hurt anyone ... so I type like that !!!

But Maya's quotes are better than my exclamation marks any day !!!

DJ RRebel posted 11-19-98 08:35 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
As for being a collective, compared to many nations, we might be considered slightly socialist in that we have medicare and many other costly social programs !!!

Eventually, when we're ready for it, I will step down as leader of the Collect.. ooops .. ummm .. the Canadians, to make way for a society that governs itself !!! Major issues will all be voted upon by an educated society !!! The only prerequisite of being able to vote is that you clearly understand both (or all) sides of the delema or debate !!! Personally, I believe having one leader is dangerous !!! Together we are stronger !!! But unlike the Borg collective, it would be a collective of individual minds thinking independantly ... did you make any sense of that ???

Speaking of the Borg, the recent voyager with the 29th century Borg was actually quite good !!!

Roland posted 11-19-98 08:43 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
You may try to hide your assimilation plans, but you will not succeed !!! (Beyond me that is...)

DJ: "But unlike the Borg collective, it would be a collective of individual minds thinking independantly ... did you make any sense of that ???"

Triple question marks ??? Cruel bastard !!!

The voyager episode: we are way behind here; no idea when it will air. As T-REX sang: "I'm your spork, your 29th century borg..."

"My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits."
(Goethe)

One of One, recently assimilated canadian, shouting "look what you have done to me !!!" all the time...

DJ RRebel posted 11-19-98 09:11 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
Actually, I've been contemplating changing the name from 8th Faction Canadians to 8th Faction Humanists !!!

Or better yet ... LOL >>>

The 8th Faction Canadian Humanists !!! LOL

Hooooooooooooooah !!!

DJ RRebel posted 11-19-98 09:12 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
Roland .. would you want to join the Humanists ?�?�?�?
Roland posted 11-19-98 09:26 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Everything the canadian collective does !!!

One of One, assimilated part of the "8th Faction Canadian Humanists !!! LOL", screaming "why did you NIM me and what does that smiley do in the faction !?!?!?" !!!

"I use not only all the brains I have, but all I can borrow."
(Woodrow Wilson)

DJ RRebel posted 11-19-98 09:34 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
the smiley represents the happiness the Canadians Humanists will achieve very soon !!!

Actually, if you saw the premiere of X-files you would have noticed the last scene where the alien changed a 2nd time !!!

: ) >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> =)

Does it all make sense now ???

If not, you can search for it, because "the truth is out there" !!!

It all makes perfect sense, espescially the fact that Maya actually hates 's but not =) 's !!!

LMAO ... oh this is just too perfect !!!

BigER posted 11-19-98 11:38 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Oh Canada! Oh Canada!
Hmmmmm... don't feel a thing!

Let's see I'll try this - how's it goin Eh!
nope nothing there.

Must be a pigment of Roland imagination

Canadians don't have any attraction.

Ummmmmm... Take off hoser..... no no no.

I feel no need to go to Canada.

Oh well.

DJ RRebel posted 11-19-98 11:45 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
Infidel ... you are not worthy of assimilation !!!
If you trying to be assimilated by us, you would be rejected like a gaseous fart !!!

Plllllllllllt !!! LMAO !!!

DJ RRebel posted 11-19-98 11:47 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
umm .. make that "tried" .. not "trying"

As in it's 10am and I've tried to go to sleep, and now I'm still trying !!!

Roland posted 11-19-98 12:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
BigER, let the quotes flow... feel the quotes... come to the canadian side...

To insert above as convenient:

!!!
!?!?!?
LOL


???

SMAC files : NIM the future !!!
Great !!! Movie LMAO

The sleep thing must have to do with assimilation..hmmm....

Q: DJ, how many As (!!!) do you have to laugh them off again and again ???

BigER posted 11-19-98 12:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
No farts here they all eminate from the north. And as for being assimilated no chance of that - No one would volunteer for that! The Canadians have to drug, kidnap, or blackmail people just to get them to assimilate. The 8th faction - the faction most likely to crash and burn early in the game(like the first turn).
Roland posted 11-19-98 12:31 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
"As" is just plural of A, in case the unenlightened ones (BigER, you unassimilated threat to the greater good of FNORD smurfs!!!) want to put in ****s.

Let's see... now in the collective, we should be able to reduce communication to its essence:

DJ: LOL !!! =) (= LTCOOM AZUGAL

" ;=) mwuahahahahaha SMAC"
( 1/1)

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL (the mantra of the faithful assimilited ones)

Roland posted 11-19-98 12:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
BigER: "No farts here they all eminate from the north."

And the wind is blowing south.... bruahahawamwuahahahaha!!!

Be assimilated or face the smell!!!

DJ RRebel posted 11-19-98 01:37 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
LMAOROTFWMGSAOTP !!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ouch that was so funny it hurt !!!

Little does he know he is right !!! LOL
The farts do come from the north !!!
From Alaska, USA !!!

Roland >>>

A> Enough to know that we don't have enough !!!
And don't you mean AS's ??? LOL .. think about it !!!
Do you understand now ?�?�?!!!

AZUGAL is one a small part of the truth !!!
The truth is something so unbelievable, and yet highly predictable !!!

Roland posted 11-19-98 01:41 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
"A> Enough to know that we don't have enough !!! And don't you mean AS's ??? LOL .. think about it !!! Do you understand now ?�?�?!!!"

Ehm... YES!!! You got an infinite number of AS's !!! (???)

"AZUGAL is one a small part of the truth !!!
The truth is something so unbelievable, and yet highly predictable !!!"

Gee, I'd never be so selfconfident to claim I know the entire truth!!! AZUGAl is a good starting point, however, to... ehmm.. wuuuh...WHAT !!!???!!!

Inversed question marks... let's see what you make of this : ������������

BigER posted 11-19-98 02:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
(the manure of the faithful assimilited ones)

The Farting ones, the hockey pucks of disolution. As for Alaska - it's too cold - Remember Heat rises and if the farts are coming from Alaska they should be dropping somewhere over Calgary - Although, I hear the Montrialers make there own.

Let's see if they understand this ASSimilated
ones = dead fish or dead smilies(samething) = refuse = methane = fart, So, Canada = fart.

Now Roland you should know better. Austria = good Canada = bad. Don't go there.

DJ RRebel posted 11-20-98 05:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
BigE .. we don't fart much ... but we love to fart on you !!!

PLLLLLLLLLLLLLTT !!!

The truth is being disected like this forum !!!

Larry Boy posted 11-20-98 07:41 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Larry Boy  Click Here to Email Larry Boy     
Recently my sister joined the Canadian collective. I moved to New Jersey and she moved to Calgary for college. We both vowed not to pick up accents (midwesterns have no accent). I have remained pure from such evil things as calling 'pop' 's*da' and calling a 'sucker' a 'l*llipop*. She on the other hand has picked up "Eh" (Which actually I say a lot too, but just for kicks), and she's dating a Canadian! Ahhh!!! It's too much for me to bear!!! What????? 3 Exclamations! !! 5 Question marks?????? NO!!!!!!!! Take my life! Take it please!!!!!!! (-8
Synthetic posted 11-20-98 07:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Synthetic  Click Here to Email Synthetic     
That's okay... I subverted one of theirs. I married a nice, cute, blonde french-canadian chicklet and moved her down here to the states. Neat, eh?

-synthetic

Spoe posted 11-20-98 07:51 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
The hoser's got to me early, eh. I grew up watching the propaganda they beamed down over the border to us impressionable tots(Sesame Street off the CBC(and in French, too)). In my hometown the assimilation was so complete that the stores actually took Can $ at par to US $ !!! LOL
Roland posted 11-25-98 10:58 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Synthetic, that's what you think. In reality, you have been assimilated - so perfectly, that you don't even notice.

Besides, the reason why I'm reviving this thread is a weird thing that just happened to me yesterday. Some people, who I had not told anything about this canadian stuff, decided to give me a present. Something to sweaten tea (I drink a lot of that crappy stuff now as I got a cold). And what was it ? CANADIAN MAPLE SYRUP!!!

T H I S I S S C A R Y ! ! !

DJ RRebel posted 11-25-98 11:34 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
Mhuoooo-hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaah !!!

Synthetic ... LOL .. as Roland said ... get ready to be assimilated !!!

Resistance is futile !!!

Larry Boy ... how scared would you be if she was dating me !!! lol

Spoe .. our comedy is only one phaze of assimilation !!!

Roland .. try real Canadian Maple Syrop with pancakes ... yummy yummy yummy !!!
mmmmn mmmmn gooooooooood !!!

Spoe posted 11-25-98 04:15 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
Erm, I'm still loyal to the sugar house a couple of miles down the road from my old home in NY. Run by Cornell, IIRC. But in principle I agree with you, DJ RRebel.
CClark posted 11-25-98 05:50 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for CClark  Click Here to Email CClark     
Synthetic - On the one hand, I'm jealous, on teh other hand, if she truly fits the stereotype then she must also be a chain-smoker.

Don't worry, you aren't assimilated yet. We're still trying to assimilate the french. But's it's a tough battle. Donuts versus Poutine. Oui vs. Eh? Habs vs. Leafs.

And Larry Boy, whatta mean that Midwesterners have no accent? Southern Ontario is the only place with no accent. Haven't you seen "Fargo"? Watch that and tell me that there is no accent in the Midwest! It's almost as bad as the accent of people in Winterpeg (sorry Eric 1/2 Bee ).

Oh, and not that anyone cares, but the reason Canucks use so many smilies is twofold. (1) it's so bleeding dark here in the winter (read: NOW) that we need all the sunshine we can get and (2) it's our sense of humour. Too much sarcasm and self-loathing. Need the smilies to remind us it's all for fun, eh?

Spoe posted 11-25-98 05:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
That accent spreads from the Dakotas to Wisconsin/Upper Penninsula. There's more to the midwest than that.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-25-98 08:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
I gotta nice thick New England accent. Whatever kind of accent that is. It's mostly shortening o' words & using symbols whenever possible.

Anyway, Quebec is the best province in Canada!! Well, it's actually the only province I've been to, so I don't know about the others. But the French Fries, & those pretty Canadian girls who kept sneaking into the pool at the hotel we were at just give me a high standard of it. I guess you other Canadians dislike it's seperatist policies. Oh well, Quebec's loss.....

Oh yeah, nothing can be worse than the borg, ehh????????? LOL!!!!!

Your faithful & hell-bent LOLadier general,
YYYH

RyanR posted 11-26-98 01:31 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for RyanR  Click Here to Email RyanR     
Mid-westerners have no accent? Maybe not as much as southerners but heres a typical minasotan (sp) talk

"i need to warsh the food down with some rut beer, ma"

West-Coasters, now we don't have any accent.

DJ RRebel posted 11-26-98 02:45 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
Habs vs. Leafs ??? LMAO
24 stanley cups to what ??? 15 or something ???

There is no comparison !!!

Poutine vs. Doughnuts ??? Have them both !!!

CClark ... not all women here are chain smokers .. actually, too many smoke .. but most of them are the stupid "casual smokers" who say the could quit at any time !!!

What kind of a stupid idiot wouldn't quit smoking if they could ???�


"Assimilate this" Worf - ST:First Contact

DJ RRebel posted 11-28-98 11:18 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
Does anyone know if there have been any new developments with the borg since ST:8 ???

I know they've been in Voyager a few times, but we haven't learnt much about them in those shows ... I might have missed a few details though .. I missed alot of shows !!!

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