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JingoPenguin posted 11-15-98 08:14 AM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin   Click Here to Email JingoPenguin  
So, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. How about it then fellow brits! And don't anyone say that British people should go in the European faction
Sofielisk posted 11-15-98 09:14 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Sofielisk  Click Here to Email Sofielisk     
Only if I can be leader of the Welsh

I considered doing this, but I have a feeling that there are going to be very few Brits and we are going to be hopelessly outnumbered

"If you tolerate me then your children will be next"

JingoPenguin posted 11-15-98 10:42 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
Of course you can be leader of the Welsh Sofielisk. How can I refuse anyone whoes cat has the same name as mine
It doesn't matter if we're outnumbered now. And if its called the New British empire then people from the Commonwealth could be in it too. We'll outnumber those Americans yet!
Sofielisk posted 11-15-98 11:05 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Sofielisk  Click Here to Email Sofielisk     
Okay... So including the commonwealth we may have what... 5 members max...

Well, it's going to be a tough fight... But as leader of the Welsh (presently... me), I vow that we can at least die spectacularly!

Sofielisk

"if you tolerate (Insert noun here) then your (insert plural noun here) will be next."

fred posted 11-15-98 11:07 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for fred  Click Here to Email fred     
don't look upon my help to take on the americans. if you wont some commenweath support you might as well talk to DJ cause he is the leader of the 8th faction of canadains.

fred
8th faction

dushan posted 11-15-98 11:10 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dushan  Click Here to Email dushan     
I wanted to do this! :-)

Yeah, Britain needs its own empire. I've lived in many countries, and none can be even compared to UK. Brits rule!

Oh, a small problem, I'm not British :-)
Can I still hold some position??? My knowledge of Europe would make me useful in dealing with those pesky Europeans. :-)

Dushan

SnowFire posted 11-15-98 11:14 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Actually you Brits have a chance. Britain was outnumbered by her enemies for a long time, but still prevailed... Just find a nice secure island to land on. In fact us Americans can suggest one for you...
Sofielisk posted 11-15-98 12:24 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Sofielisk  Click Here to Email Sofielisk     
3 members

Well, it's a cosy faction at least... hey! The British faction. The faction where everyone knows your name!

An alliance with the Canadians, if possible might be useful I always thought Canada was nicer than America

Sofielisk
"If you tolerate Americans then several large Nukes will be next"

Victor Galis posted 11-15-98 12:49 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Victor Galis  Click Here to Email Victor Galis     
I do not know what the postion of the faction leaders are, but I am all for an alliance between the 8th and 11th factions.


Long live the queen!

dushan posted 11-15-98 12:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dushan  Click Here to Email dushan     
Hey Canadians are great. Although Brits also make jokes of Canadians, but becuase they're far too nice. Unlike Americans. I'll rather not mention the jokes here about Americans or I'll get this new faction in war :-)

Hell, if Americans would get in war with us that would be a mutiny against the motherland and we'd have full right to retake the control of our unruly colony. :-)

And btw, Snowfire, although as I said I'm not British, but I think I can safely say that we're doing quite fine on an island, thank you very much. Cool, Australians are islanders too - how about an allience?

Oh, and who's for continually invading any potentail french faction? :-) In fact we should create one just for the pleasure of defeating it in every battle :-)

Did you hear that some French want to rename the Waterloo station in London? :-)

Dushan

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-15-98 01:07 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Please tell me a few American jokes over in Britain. I like to hear people make fun of us, then laugh at them because they're just jealous of our ability to beat the largest empire on the Earth & secure our independence.

How about I rub the Battle of the Somme in your face!!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

dushan posted 11-15-98 01:15 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dushan  Click Here to Email dushan     
It is generally recognised that American sense of humor is a bit too... restricted to comprehend jokes about America. (I know, irony is such a heavy concept...)

Well anyway, even though Brits are the greatest faction, they're not above loughing at themesleves. Americans, you have a lot to learn.

And as for the actual jokes, well, I'll leave it to real Brits to decide if they wouldn't result in a major interfactional incident :-)

Dushan

Talon posted 11-15-98 01:18 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon  Click Here to Email Talon     
How about The Battle Of Bunker Hill, Saratoga,and Yorktown?

-Talon
10th Faction

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-15-98 01:21 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Remember the Battle of New Orleans?? It took place after the war was finished, but we still destroyed you, mwu hahahahaha!!!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

JingoPenguin posted 11-15-98 02:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
As official leader of the New British Empire & Commonwealth I propose that 8th and 11th factions declare an alliance against the Americans.
Dushan, you can join our faction as leader of the Australians if you want

Your Beloved Ruler
King JingoPenguin

Talon posted 11-15-98 02:41 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon  Click Here to Email Talon     
Looks like we got ourself into another war YYYH.

-Talon

BKK the Mentat posted 11-15-98 02:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BKK the Mentat  Click Here to Email BKK the Mentat     
Please excuse me while drop a 100megaton thermonuclear bomb on this thread.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-15-98 02:52 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
You're excused.

The Brits couldn't stop us. In fact I doubt Canada has the strength to destroy us, even with the whole worlds help!!

YYYH

JingoPenguin posted 11-15-98 03:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
Maybe we should refrain from doing childish things like nuking peoples threads and instead wait until SMAC is released and fight it out in Multiplayer until there is a winner. How about it then? British, Canadian, American and Euroland factions in a fight to the death. I think you Americans are gonna be SMACed down by the combined might of the 8th, 9th and 11th factions(sorry about the pun ) It doesn't matter about any past conflicts, on AC we start again from the begginning.

HRH King JingoPenguin

fred posted 11-15-98 03:36 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for fred  Click Here to Email fred     
okay yyyh i wouldn't talk a bit about how you defeted the british because you never really beat the british in your war of indepndance. if the british wonted to they could have crushed your "minute men" and "contenatal solders". its quite tipical of americans not to know history of others. the british didn't care about the U.S. people in england wonted you to leave unlike the irish were they toke they armies lead by corwall and hanged every person suspected in the many rebelons. also the war of 1812 you and your little army couldn't even take over canada protected by a militia, some native tribes and a few british soilders. we even bured the president's house.

fred
8th canadian faction

dushan posted 11-15-98 04:08 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dushan  Click Here to Email dushan     
What exactly would I do as a leader of Australians? I'd much rather bash europeans (and possibly americans if they get out of line) :-)

Dushan

Sofielisk posted 11-15-98 04:39 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Sofielisk  Click Here to Email Sofielisk     
Sofie : Well, as an australian you'd have to be in charge of extra large kegs of ale... However, I am sure that bashing Europeans and Americans could be part of your duties.

Jasmine : hey look! I gathered up the most elite troops in Wales.

Elite Trooper #1 : Baa!

In the distance are billions and billions of sheep, who for whatever reasons have chosen to stuff themselves full of dynamite.

Sofie : Cool! Sheep bombs!

Sassy : You have really been playing too much Worms....

"If you tolerate me then your favourite worms team will be next"

Talon posted 11-15-98 04:50 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon  Click Here to Email Talon     
What about WW1 and WW2? We had to bail you out in BOTH wars.

-Talon

Talon posted 11-15-98 04:50 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon  Click Here to Email Talon     
What about WW1 and WW2? We had to bail you out in BOTH wars.

-Talon
Member-10th faction

Imran Siddiqui posted 11-15-98 04:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
Oh boy! By the way in 1812, we burned the British Capital of York (now Toronto). Anyway, what's going on? Lets calm down and chill. British seem the only ones who support American policy. The only reason we Americans on the board dislike the 8th faction of Canada because of the French-Candians (Ugh). Anyway, we have no quarrel with you good folk.

Imran Siddiqui
Founder of the 10th faction: The Americans

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-15-98 04:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Yeah, I doubt you Brits & Canadians could of won WWI if we weren't there during the French Mutiny of 1917. Even though Pershing was still training our troops when we were in France in the beginning, we were still there when your 'faithful' French comrades deserted their trenches.

Who provided the large industrial base you all needed to survive the war?? I'll leave that to you.

"The act of one fool, causes the death of millions"
-I just made it up, but I'm positive must of said it.

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

JingoPenguin posted 11-15-98 05:26 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
Without sounding too harsh. In both wars America just sat back and profited from the extra arms trade to both sides until someone actually forced them into joining the war. Anyway, this is all getting a bit bitchy and petty, who cares what happened in the past. What we are discussing is what who would come out better if both were placed on AC with a single colony each. I think Britain, with its long colonial tradition would fare rather well.
As for you dushan, I think some American and European bashing can be arranged
JingoPenguin posted 11-15-98 05:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
dushan, I just looked at your profile and it says u r from London. I thought u said u came from Australia?
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-15-98 05:42 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Ahhh, but who bought those arms that you yell at us for sitting back & doing nothing for. Who said you couldn't make a profit in the middle of a war.

But, I'll just wait 'till M-player to finish this up, too bad custom factions aren't allowed in SMAC multi!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

JingoPenguin posted 11-15-98 05:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
Oh, I didn't know custom factions wouldn't be allowed in multi
Thats a real shame, maybe we should start a petition to get Firaxis to implement it (although they've probably already got enough to do)
Marquesa posted 11-15-98 07:25 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Marquesa  Click Here to Email Marquesa     
To the American interlopers.

You Americans make me laugh when you talk about beating the British.
It was British fighting British. It was only afterwards that this particular group of Poms changed their name to Americans. Other Europeans only joined them later.

As for helping out in two World wars.
Well really!
In the first war, the Americans were called 'Dough Boys.' They were needed ( kneeded) in 1914, but didn't rise until 1918.
The first American troops went into action only a few weeks before it ended.

It was us Australians who inflicted the first real defeat on the Germans and created the first genuine break through that led to the end of the war. It only happened because General Monash, an Australian was allowed to take over from those idiot British generals.
I could go on, but perhaps I had better not.

PS Do you Poms want an alliance?

dushan posted 11-15-98 07:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dushan  Click Here to Email dushan     
No, I'm not from Australia. I just observed the fact that we're both on an island and that we both like it.

I've lived in many countries, mainly in E.Europe (Poland, Russia, Czechoslovakia, ..). I've been living in UK for the last 6 years, and it's kind of growing on me :-)

And although I like Australia very much, I don't think I'd be able to stand their weather (though my wife would love it) - I'm a lover of depressing weather. :-)

(I'd love managing those large kegs of ale though :-) )

Sooo:

This is an official application to the NBE Immigration Office for a full NBE nationality.

Dushan

dushan posted 11-15-98 07:38 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dushan  Click Here to Email dushan     
WHAT? No customised factions in m-player game? Why?

That's a bit disappointing...

Marquesa posted 11-15-98 07:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Marquesa  Click Here to Email Marquesa     
By the way.
Someone mentioned America as the Arsenal of the World.
In the first World war, the entire American Army was equiped by the British and the French.
dushan posted 11-15-98 07:52 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dushan  Click Here to Email dushan     
Wasn't that by any chance "Arse of the World" ?
Imran Siddiqui posted 11-15-98 08:05 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
Ok, I've been accomadating, less agressive than YYYH. Even wanting peace. But you leave me no choice. The British Empire was broken once, and there is no chance in Hell that it'll ever resurrect. Trying to take Canada will be violation of the Monroe Doctrine, and we'll nuke you to Hell, except Liverpool, wher the Beatles are from. Fortunetly all the good bands like Oasis will be in the states, because they hate you.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-15-98 08:18 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
In response to Marquesa about being equipped by the Brits & the French:

We went in armed with the M1903 Springfield(basically the Brits Lee-Enfield, but improved.), & the M1911 pistol(the .45). Those were some of the best weapons of the time, & they both were used in WWII, the M1911 mostly though. We also went in with a heavy machine gun designed by the worlds most influential gun genius, John Browning(who also did the .45). The French tried to convince us to buy their light machine gun(which was an essential part to winning, being able to carry heavy firepower across No-mans-land), the ShoSho or something. This gun was probably the worst piece of grabage given to us. The gun frequently jammed, due to the openings in the clip, & reports say, most of these guns were discarded before firing a full clip. Then we turned to our great gun genius John Browning who in turn designed the BAR(Browning Automatic Rifle), a gun that could be carried across no-mans-land, but still had the firepower of a heavy machine gun. This gun proved sort of effective in the closing days of the war, but before it's full potential was realized, the armistice was signed on Nov 11. All the guns designed by John Browning were so good, they fought in WWII, & Korea, & the .45 was only retired by the army back in the 80's during Reagans army build up.

So it's rather ignorant of you to say ALL of our guns were British & French, most of ours were ours. The British also fought with our guns too, so that's coming off hypocritical on your part.

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

PS, sorry 'bout the previous rambling.

dushan posted 11-15-98 08:25 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dushan  Click Here to Email dushan     
Oh come on Imran, I'm not even entitled to speak for the great NBE faction yet :-)

I just couldn't resist that one.

So my sincere apologies to you Imran, to YYYH and to any other potentally offended Americans. We have our differences, but we believe in the same principles of freedom, democracy and capitalism. So hold your nukes, I think there's scope for peace and cooperation.

And remember, all my posts are yet completely and utterly unofficial. I just have big mouth.

Oh, JingoPenguin, as a founder of the NBE, aren't you now our king?

Dushan

Sofielisk posted 11-15-98 08:37 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Sofielisk  Click Here to Email Sofielisk     
Oasis! They make me embharrased to be British! They can't sing, they can't write songs to save their lives! You can HAVE them. For *good* British bands, try Radiohead or Manic Street Preachers. Oasis are filth, pure and simple media-generated, overhyped, underskilled filth! I can put up with the Spice Girls, because they are so idiotic in concept it's actually laughable, but Oasis are a travesty of music, a perversion of sound.. The Gallaghers should be shot on sight. Please God, make them become American citizens...

I'm sorry Imran but whatever respect I may have had for you just went out the window onto the road and got ran over several times when you said you liked Oasis. it's clearly too late to save you.

The record industry is one of the most truly sad things of today, for if The Spice Girls, Oasis and the Prodigy have done nothng else (which they haven't) they have proved that music is totally unimportant and that you will sell more through image. A definite kudos to any band who manages to break the corporate advertising freaks and take control through their own merits.

Sorry Imran, but that is one topic I will not put up with. Oasis are without a doubt the most irritating imbeciles we have produced in a long time.

This flame was presented in Sofievision, for your viewing pleasure!

Oh yeah, and I would like peace... I just wish people would realise that a Nuclear arsenal is the great equaliser. No two western countries could survive each other nuking with all their might. It's why they call it a deterrant, no country in existence would survive a nuclear strike and maintain any semblance of power.

"If you tolerate Imran's tase in music then your eardrums will be next"

dushan posted 11-15-98 08:52 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dushan  Click Here to Email dushan     
Yep, Oasis is ****e, Radiohead rule. That's my personal taste. However everyone is entitled to one, so don't be too harsh on Imran.

How sad would we have to be to fight a nuclear war over Oasis???

Dushan

PS Really Imran, do you like Oasis or did you just refer to their financial success?

Imran Siddiqui posted 11-15-98 09:06 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
Yes I do. "I'm feeelin Supersonic" right now because I can listen to it on the I-net. Soon (in like 2 minutes) I'll be your "WonderWaaalll". So take that.

btw, I'm favor of peace

Roland posted 11-16-98 05:18 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Radiohead and Manic street preachers, yessss! That's music!

Oasis ? Well, 2 or 3 good songs, that is, good copies, and the rest, forget it.

How about Garbage and Frank Black ?

"If you tolerate me I'll be only happy when it rains..."

MikeH II posted 11-16-98 06:03 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
Hello! I would like to offer my services to the 11th faction, I have previously been allied with EuRoland but I think this faction is what we have been needing for a long time.

Radiohead are excellent, as are the Manics but Oasis? Well.

Good to see all the Brits here, we might be outnumbered 10-1 but remember Rorke's drift? (They were mainly Welsh as well)

Roland posted 11-16-98 06:57 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Gee, Mike, sad to see you go... Now I have to take care of the bartender economy all by myself...hick!...

Maybe I'll just go and join The Army of the Holy Plan...

BoomBoom posted 11-16-98 08:11 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BoomBoom  Click Here to Email BoomBoom     
I suppose I can count as an immigrant to the NBE, since eventhough I am Dutch I've lived in England for the last 2 and a half years (manchester and london). Oh, and as far as I know Oasis hate americans as well, but that's because they're miserable sods, who think they're better than the beatles.
Boskone on Toast posted 11-16-98 09:48 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Boskone on Toast  Click Here to Email Boskone on Toast     
What a jolly splendid idea, a faction for Blighty.

Anyone for a cuppa? and we don't mean any of that foreign muck they call tea.

Tolls posted 11-16-98 10:24 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tolls  Click Here to Email Tolls     
I go away for the weekend and come back to a New British Empire..."great", I think...only to discover that the Welsh post has been taken!
BAH! (Baa?)

I think we should all be called Jones from now on to confuse the enemy.

Fluke posted 11-16-98 03:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Fluke  Click Here to Email Fluke     
If the British are reclaiming their empire then we (the Danes/Scandinavians) want everything back too.
That means three West-Indian islands, Newfoundland (well a bit anyway), Greenland and the Faer�e Islands (still our's though), most of Britain (Danelagen), Normandy, a bit of Germany, Finland (no Finland is not a part of Scandinavia whatever they may say themselves), Estonia, and probably some more bits and pieces here and there.

My point is: Get over it!
No more British empire.

Sofielisk posted 11-16-98 03:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Sofielisk  Click Here to Email Sofielisk     
Woohoo! I never knew there were so many Brits here

Yeah, Garbage are great too

So how many other welshies are here?
Any of you from Swansea?

Hmm.. Tolls, you want to split the Welsh post Joint leaders of the Welsh, from arguing with the voices in my head i'm used to compromise. No, you can't! If you do then the others will be jealous. You'll do what? Fine...

Voice #76 says hi

Satisfied?

"If you tolerate us then your children will be next"

dushan posted 11-16-98 03:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dushan  Click Here to Email dushan     
Fluke, you're missing the point, we're not reclaiming an empire on Earth, we're building a new one on AC!

Where is JingoPenguin??

JingoPenguin posted 11-16-98 06:02 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
Hello loyal subjects. Sorry I was away for so long. Sofielisk and Tolls, you can share the Welsh leadership if you want. Dushan, your exactly right. Everyone who is getting touchy about all this, calm down. It's not like I am saying we should REALLY ressurect the British Empire(damn shame though ). Its all about AC. YYYH are you sure that there are no custom factions in multi?

You Great and Loyal King
HRH King JingoPenguin

Imran Siddiqui posted 11-16-98 06:05 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
I, Imran Siddiqui, bow down to your mighty faction, The New British Empire, requesting you help in fighting of the traitors YYYH and Talon who want to seize the BoS from me. Anyone who joins me will get great rewards.
Sofielisk posted 11-16-98 06:14 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Sofielisk  Click Here to Email Sofielisk     
Let it be known I have no great love for the yoyo... But I will never side with anyone who likes Oasis...
Imran Siddiqui posted 11-16-98 06:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
Sofielisk, I beg of you to help. Forget about my musical tastes. In fact I offer and alliance with CWAL and the 11th faction. The risks to democracy are great, they must be destroyed.
outlyr242 the rebirth posted 11-16-98 06:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for outlyr242 the rebirth  Click Here to Email outlyr242 the rebirth     
Alba gu bragh!

I want to head the Scots subfaction until a more local resident arrives. And what about those Scots. They were around longer, WAAAAAY longer than the Americans and you still could not beat them even though the Brit armies more often that naught, wasted the Scots. It took the succession of a king to put the nations under one ruler- for a while at least.

Anyway, if its all the same, I'd like to join as a distant and begrudged Highlander.

JingoPenguin posted 11-16-98 06:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
Hello again people
I forgot to mention MikeH II in my last post, of course you can join
As for you Imran, I'm not going to get involved in this argument between you and everyone else(although I have more sympathy for YYYH and BG) Frankly I thought some of your posts in the 10th faction thread were offensive. So, I'm afraid there is no alliance. Lastly, Brother Greg, I humbly ask you to join our faction, your experience woudl be much valued

Your Great and Loyal King
HRH King JingoPenguin
Emperor of the The New British Empire on Alpha Centauri

JingoPenguin posted 11-16-98 06:34 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
your in outlyr, a scots section would be cool. So that gives us sub-sections for the Scots, Welsh and Aussies. We need some Irish people now, and some Indians, and lots of other. Hmm

Your Great and Loyal King
HRH King JingoPenguin
Emperor of the The New British Empire on Alpha Centauri

Sofielisk posted 11-16-98 07:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Sofielisk  Click Here to Email Sofielisk     
Yes! Indians! We can never ave enough Curry Houses on Alpha Centauri!

"And if you tolerate Korma then your Vindaloo will predictably be next"

Arnelos posted 11-16-98 08:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Arnelos  Click Here to Email Arnelos     
To all you foolish anglo-philes of British, Canadian, and American variations (most American "patriots" are of British descent, and they tend to be the ones wanting a return to more British-style values. . .), we can all unite to lead the peacekeeper faction. HELL, why don't we simply disband the 8th, 10th, and 11th factions and form the Transatlantic Alliance Faction (This is the real name in American, British, and Canadian alliance in policy statements for what is commonly called the "Anglo-American Alliance"). The Transatlantic Alliance is responsible for winning WWII against fascism (hurrah for liberal democracy!) and winning the cold war against the communists (hurrah again for liberal democracy!). It has formed the central axis for the American-European relationship and the amount of possitive effect that our countries have brought to the world. The unified efforts of the members of this alliance have kept the world safe and secure for over 50 years (obviously with the help of other NATO members, although they have been slightly less reliable at times when their individual economic interests have conflicted with overall liberal democratic values such as international law, (the case of IRAQ)). Obviously, the American component of this alliance has acted in an unresponsible manner during a large part of the cold war, but that's why the Transatlantic Alliance helps so much, it keeps the U.S. cooperating and working WITH her allies (and we are all MUCH more effective together than separate) than acting irresponsibly and innefectively alone.

May the at least the Transatlantic Alliance work together. If that isn't enough, we could have a full Western Alliance of all Western states. Idealy, you morons will all join us Peacekeepers and be done with the whole stupid petty nationalist bickering all together.

HURAH! All should join the Peacekeepers, who represent the cultures of every nation on Earth AND respect the ideals of liberal democracy!

Join the Peacekeepers today!

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-16-98 09:24 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
It seems Imran was going everywhere for help in crushing us small group of rebels. A little afraid of losing your dictatorshi......errr supreme commandership Imran.

Now that the BoS is disolved, I can now fight CWAL almost at will! Sweet.

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Roland posted 11-17-98 05:34 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Arnelos, nice idea. How about the Transatlantic Alliance (TAA - we need abbrevs for everything, but this sounds like TWA or BA) as a metafaction for factions 8-11 ? And IMO faction nr 11 should be entrusted with music, with the exclusion of Oasis...
MikeH II posted 11-17-98 07:03 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
Well I'm a 1/4 Irish so I'll look out for their interests until a better qualified representetive applies. I think we would be better off allying with EuRoland than the Americans.
Hope the new heads of the Welsh don't fall from grace quite as hard as Ron Davies.
Tolls posted 11-17-98 07:16 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tolls  Click Here to Email Tolls     
I've never been to Clapham Common!
Roland posted 11-17-98 08:07 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Good for you!
MikeH II posted 11-17-98 08:10 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
Are you sure? We don't want one of the other factions digging up dirt on our leaders.

Tolls posted 11-17-98 09:55 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tolls  Click Here to Email Tolls     
I'd never even met that sheep before...those photos could have been faked...I mean MUST have been faked...
MikeH II posted 11-17-98 09:58 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
Does anyone actually KNOW what Ron Davies was doing? I've heard a few theories.
Roland posted 11-17-98 10:14 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
As we haven't been there, it's difficult to tell. Guessing is a lot easier, but maybe this board is not the right place for those guesses...
MikeH II posted 11-17-98 10:19 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
Good point. I am not sure I really want to know anyway. This story got to Austria then? I wonder if the Yanks saw it.
dushan posted 11-17-98 10:38 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for dushan  Click Here to Email dushan     
Didn't he admit something in some interview? I think I've read such a rumor in some paper. Also something about blackmail attempt. I think Ron shouldn't have resigned and just tell the press to go and **** themselves.

I loved the way the other minister (what was his name?) pre-empted the press. I hate this crusade to 'out' the politicians. What's the bloody point? What a waste of time & paper. Who gives a damn anyway?

Anyway, I think we should learn from the above mentioned minister (NO, not Ron, the other one! :-) ) and just dump our skeletons right here, right now.

So here I go :

- I used to be KGB agent
- I defected however and provided enough info to UK government to bring Russian communism down, my true loyalty is with the 11th faction - the New British Empire. I swear! :-)
- I keep bothering my wife to become a bisexual :-)
- eh, no sheep, no graves in my backyard, ... yeah, I think that's about it.

Dushan

Roland posted 11-17-98 10:52 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
The other minister: Nick Brown, Min. of Agriculture or so?

Mike, It wasn't in the austrian media as far as I could see, but I got sky news via astra...

JingoPenguin posted 11-17-98 04:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
Does anyone know for sure that custom factions won't be used in multi? It would be great if they were and I can't remember anyone from Firaxis saying that they couldn't be.

Your Great and Loyal King
HRH King JingoPenguin
Emperor of the The New British Empire on Alpha Centauri

WCW posted 11-21-98 08:25 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for WCW  Click Here to Email WCW     
JingoPenguin:
What do you say for an alliance between the 8th and 11th factions only?

WCW

chris

JingoPenguin posted 11-22-98 06:45 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
Of course, although I thought there already was one
MikeH II posted 11-18-98 06:47 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
How long did you have to wait to inherit the throne?

I don't know about the custom factions, sorry.

BigER posted 11-18-98 11:10 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Well, I missed most of this but would like to respond to some of the posts in no particular order.

Britsh bands that are now Americans-Rolling Stones, Beattles, Cream (for a time)or Eric Claptin if you like. Many others, You know why, your taxes are too high. (hey that rhymes) Thats why we left in the first place.


As far as great bands now. Most of the truely great music comes from Seattle (which is of course, a small country just outside of the former United states.)Some call it Bill's place or Gatesland.

As far as weapons are concerned- YOYOYOHEY covered most of this quite well, although I would add the Thompson sub machine gun, The M1 garand, and pre WW1 the guns that won the west the Winchester leveraction and the colt single action army. Yes we Americans are proud of our ability to END wars-(We don't start'em we end'um.) And yes we did win the Military war in Vietnam-but lost the political one.)

Let's see what else? Oh yes we have crickets in the US like the Chinese say they make nice pets. If you want sports-Baseball is Americas game.

Oh-I forgot, since I am half Irish (my family hails from County Kerry) I would like an honourary membership in the British faction and since the other half of me is Scandinavian I would like to be a part of the Euro faction as well. Any objections?

As far as Beer-Roland is right We Americans have never figured out how to make a good Beer. We suck!

Anyway I hope this clears everything up. We can now go about our business of kickin Hiver arse all over the planet.

MikeH II posted 11-18-98 11:25 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
The Beatles are now American? George Harrison lives just down the road from where I work and they split up nearly 30 years ago I don't get it.

We get baseball on TV (late on channel 5 if you can be bothered to stay up) I watched some of it fairly dull I thought. I, eventually, worked out the rules but found it fairly dull. They do have an amazing amount of statistics though. You could say the same about Cricket but I wouldn't dare !

Ever since Kurt Cobain died the Seattle scene seems to have died with regard to exciting new bands, at least as far as what we get in Britain.

Don't let Greg get started gloating about an impending thrashing of England by Australia in the cricket.

Anyone else think Chicago Fire's second goal in the MLS Final was one of the most offside they've ever seen?

BigER posted 11-18-98 04:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Yes but Ringo and Paul live here? So thats two out of three left- And When John was alive he lived here. As far as them being an old band. So? I am an old fart so it fits.

I noticed you didn't except my aplication for membership in the British Faction - I am hurt! truely hurt! ;']

BigER posted 11-18-98 04:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
By the way excuse the blatant plug for a thread but......Read this day in History.
And contribute.
You want on topic - create your own news!
Enjoy!
JingoPenguin posted 11-18-98 06:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for JingoPenguin  Click Here to Email JingoPenguin     
sorry i couldn't accept your application straight away BigER. I do have to work u know

Your Great and Loyal King
HRH King JingoPenguin
Emperor of the The New British Empire on Alpha Centauri

PS MikeH, I inherited the throne when the entire royal family were killed in a freak accident in 2010.

BigER posted 11-18-98 06:08 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Ummmm....Was that that freak accedent involving a herring, a cricket bat, and a faulty water closet?
Roland posted 11-19-98 05:15 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
"Nobody excepts BigER's application!" Why does that sound somewhat familiar ?

BigER, I'd rather think it a photo opportunity and an exploding camera...

Roland posted 11-19-98 05:15 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
"Nobody excepts BigER's application!" Why does that sound somewhat familiar ?

BigER, I'd rather think it was a photo opportunity and an exploding camera...

WCW posted 11-21-98 08:26 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for WCW  Click Here to Email WCW     
JingoPenguin:
What do you say for an alliance between the 8th and 11th factions only?

WCW

chris

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