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Emperor DarkAngel posted 11-12-98 01:53 AM ET
(scene: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere)
DarkAngel: Report, Seeker.
Seeker: Let's see... we've run out of orange juice, I found a dollar, we're letting some crazed nut hitch-hike in out back seat...
DarkAngel: *sigh...* Never mind...
DA peers over to a map in the armored van to where a blinking red dot displayed.
DarkAngel: Excellent! Only 50 more kilometers. Then we'll be one step closer to TAKING OVER THE WORLD!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Seeker: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA*suddenly he's whacked on the head with a bat*
DarkAngel: I never said you could laugh with me!!
Seeker: Yes, boss *under his breath* I'll get him... someday... MWAHAHAHHAHA-OW!
DarkAngel: Next time I'll be using an axe!
Seeker: Hmph!
(Scene: Fjorxc's Orca)
Eddie: Hey, Fjorxc! I have something on radar for you.
Fjorxc: Alright! Let me see!
The radar bliped to life, showing a green dot to its 3 o'clock.
Fjorxc: Excellent! They're right on time!
Eddie: So what are you going to do now?
Fjorxc: Hmmm... call up Fron. Let's have some fun first. hehehe
Eddie: Sure thing, Fjorxc.
(scene: CWAL encampment somewhere)
The loud ring of Fron's cattleprod-cell phone woke up most of the CWALers. Once they realized what it was, they quickly went back to sleep, tired from the battles they had in the past few days. Fron picked up the phone.
Fron: WHO THE HELL IS IT?? IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING!!!
Fjorxc: (over the phone) Calm down, man! I just wanted to report that OEEP has made their way into Hunt Valley.
Fron: Really? Excellent! Prepare the spit fires and halo traps. It's time we had some fun!
Fjorxc: Ummm... what?
Fron: Ooops... never mind. wrong person. I'll call back later.
*click*
(scene: the former CWAL HV HQ)
DarkAngel: Aw damn! Looks like they already blasted this part to pieces... Well, no CWAL killin tonight. And this place is too dirty to take over. Looks like our trip was for naught.
Loud Voice from over the hills: WHO GOES THERE?
DarkAngel: Well well... Looks like we're not all alone, now are we?
Seeker: Nope.
LVFOTH: I SAID WHO GOES THERE? ANSWER OR BE DESTROYED!
DarkAngel: I think we should be the one asking YOU that question!
LVFOTH: YOU HAVE TREPASSED INTO OUR DOMAIN! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!
Suddenly, a bright flash of brilliant red light filled the dark, empty sky. A ball of liquid fire lifted into the sky, providing some light into the plains. DarkAngel levitated into the air to see what was going on.
Seeker: What is it?
DarkAngel: Some punks in the neighborhood. Let's go. I don't wanna miss the "Stories from the Depths of Hell" marathon.
YYYH: PUNKS?! ALL UNITS, ENGAGE TARGET!
Then, out of nowhere, missiles streaked down, bringing feiry death to the army in the field. Soon, the Arrows came into view as they slammed down missile after missile of torrent destruction.
YYYH: RETREAT! ACK!
As the forces moved back, the arrows turned skyward, then Fjorxc's Orca appeared, along with Fron, Sofielisk and Kazz.
DarkAngel: Ahhh... so my assumptions were a bit hastily made. I should have known that of all people, you would have survived this kind of destruction.
Fron: Nice to meet you too. FIRE!
All of a sudden, nets erupted from the ground, trapping DA and Seeker.
DA: What the... a TRAP! You knew all along we'd come along!
Sofielisk: Why of course!
Kazz: (as he took out Fluffy and recced her up) Can I chope 'em up some, pretty please?
Fron: Not now. We already have plenty of food for now... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DarkAngel: You're making a terrible mistake!
With that, the ground exploded in a flash of light. The nets came loose and DA and Seeker stood, each with their weapons drawn.
Seeker: FUN TIME!
Fron: What the... Alright! Attack!
DA ran up to Fron, his scythe raised and poised to take off the opposer's head. As the blade was about to strike, a cattleprod sent a million gigawatts through DA's body and he flew off into the opposite direction.
elsewhere, Seeker faced off with Kazz. Bullets swarmed Kazz's path as Seeker maniacally traced his moves with his machine gun. Kazz leapt for Seeker, Fluffy ready to make sliced solomny out of Seeker. A sword out of nowhere clashed with the motor run teeth of the chain saw as sparks flew like the 4th of July. Seeker, with his sword in one hand and the machine gun in the other, stared menacingly into Kazz's shaded eyes.
DA quickly recovered from the shock and stood up, to be faced with Fron once again. He saw Sofielisk having some multiple personality problems in the back as she hit herself over and over again with her claws. DA jumped up and spit fire from his hands down to Fron, who skillfully dodged the balls of fire. As DA landed, Fron made a powerful blow to DA's back, knocking him senseless for a few seconds. Fron started zapping his back over and over and DA screamed out in painful agony.
Fron: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Seeker was still yet staring ar Kazz. Finally the moment of suspense was broken when a loud scream was heard in the background.
Seeker: DA!!
Seeker quickly made his way to where DA was being tortured. Seeker punched Fron's lights out and ran off with DA on his shoulders, seemingly delusionary. Kazz followed on behind but was soon knocked back then one of Seeker's mini-mines went off. In the distance the only thing heard was "WE'LL BE BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
*fade to beige*
Now for some post scripts.
I am from OEEP/KC which stands for "Organization for the Enslavement of Earth's Population/Killing CWAL. We were created in June of 1998 and we have had many interactions with CWAL before. We do not take alliances, we do not take brides, we only accpet your utter and unconditional surrender to our World Dominating campaign. We are not allied with WDA, CWAL or any other organization.
Cast List
DarkAngel: An angelic person who controls the element of fire. He also weilds a scythe which he can make it materialze by his will. He is cannon fodder, which means he cannot be killed (he'll be reanimated back to life if he is killed).
Seeker: He is a terran ghost (from StarCraft). He carries a sword and a PPG. If anyone calls him crazy, he'll go mad and try to kill anyone in his path of view.
For more info, visit OEEP's website at
http://members.tripod.com/~Kainoss/oeep/index.html
Thanx
Imran Siddiqui posted 11-12-98 02:03 AM ET
You shall be utterly and totally destroyed OEEP. To this I, and the Brotherhood of Sid, pledge.
Emperor DarkAngel posted 11-12-98 02:13 AM ET
A few notes and questions.
OEEP has NO ARMY! So far, the only OEEPers in Hunt Valley are me and Seeker.
CWAL already knows us very well (some of them, at least) and we have been at war before.
To YYYH: Do you REALLY think CWAL will make Firaxis release SMAC too early or is it just a joke?
What does IIIS stand for?
What does NIM stand for?

Thanx for the answers.
BTW: WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!
PS: visit the OEEP site!

FtLctD
DA
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-12-98 05:31 PM ET
To: Emperor Dark Angel.
I know CWAL is just a joke, but I like giving people a little competition, it would be no fun if you could just attack FIRAXIS in your stories without a some people backing FIRAXIS up.
NIM, is top secret, we can't tell you, or are forces would be at a severe disadvantage.
IIRC, IIIS is the Institue for Irrefutable & Ireproducable sciences. It was created to research & cure SMAC Addiction.
Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH
PS, we are going to DESTROY your little world domination type people!
Sofielisk posted 11-12-98 07:34 PM ET
Don't be complacent with OEEP/KC... CWAL was, and they nearly took over Canada...
Also it's good to know you don't hate us...
"If you tolerate me then god knows what will be next"
Seeker posted 11-14-98 02:32 AM ET
Hi ever one! I'm the sadistic kill you just saw. Just wanted to say hi!
Jay posted 11-14-98 12:16 PM ET
Hey DarkAngel and Seeker!
You Will be destroyed like everyone else who opposes Bos and FIRAXIS!
Just wait until DJRR and other folks get the inferno missiles ready!
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Author	Topic: Operation EEP/KCHV (OEEP)(CWAL related)
Emperor DarkAngel	posted 11-12-98 01:53 AM ET (scene: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere) DarkAngel: Report, Seeker. Seeker: Let's see... we've run out of orange juice, I found a dollar, we're letting some crazed nut hitch-hike in out back seat... DarkAngel: sigh... Never mind... DA peers over to a map in the armored van to where a blinking red dot displayed. DarkAngel: Excellent! Only 50 more kilometers. Then we'll be one step closer to TAKING OVER THE WORLD!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Seeker: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAsuddenly he's whacked on the head with a bat DarkAngel: I never said you could laugh with me!! Seeker: Yes, boss under his breath I'll get him... someday... MWAHAHAHHAHA-OW! DarkAngel: Next time I'll be using an axe! Seeker: Hmph! (Scene: Fjorxc's Orca) Eddie: Hey, Fjorxc! I have something on radar for you. Fjorxc: Alright! Let me see! The radar bliped to life, showing a green dot to its 3 o'clock. Fjorxc: Excellent! They're right on time! Eddie: So what are you going to do now? Fjorxc: Hmmm... call up Fron. Let's have some fun first. hehehe Eddie: Sure thing, Fjorxc. (scene: CWAL encampment somewhere) The loud ring of Fron's cattleprod-cell phone woke up most of the CWALers. Once they realized what it was, they quickly went back to sleep, tired from the battles they had in the past few days. Fron picked up the phone. Fron: WHO THE HELL IS IT?? IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING!!! Fjorxc: (over the phone) Calm down, man! I just wanted to report that OEEP has made their way into Hunt Valley. Fron: Really? Excellent! Prepare the spit fires and halo traps. It's time we had some fun! Fjorxc: Ummm... what? Fron: Ooops... never mind. wrong person. I'll call back later. click (scene: the former CWAL HV HQ) DarkAngel: Aw damn! Looks like they already blasted this part to pieces... Well, no CWAL killin tonight. And this place is too dirty to take over. Looks like our trip was for naught. Loud Voice from over the hills: WHO GOES THERE? DarkAngel: Well well... Looks like we're not all alone, now are we? Seeker: Nope. LVFOTH: I SAID WHO GOES THERE? ANSWER OR BE DESTROYED! DarkAngel: I think we should be the one asking YOU that question! LVFOTH: YOU HAVE TREPASSED INTO OUR DOMAIN! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED! Suddenly, a bright flash of brilliant red light filled the dark, empty sky. A ball of liquid fire lifted into the sky, providing some light into the plains. DarkAngel levitated into the air to see what was going on. Seeker: What is it? DarkAngel: Some punks in the neighborhood. Let's go. I don't wanna miss the "Stories from the Depths of Hell" marathon. YYYH: PUNKS?! ALL UNITS, ENGAGE TARGET! Then, out of nowhere, missiles streaked down, bringing feiry death to the army in the field. Soon, the Arrows came into view as they slammed down missile after missile of torrent destruction. YYYH: RETREAT! ACK! As the forces moved back, the arrows turned skyward, then Fjorxc's Orca appeared, along with Fron, Sofielisk and Kazz. DarkAngel: Ahhh... so my assumptions were a bit hastily made. I should have known that of all people, you would have survived this kind of destruction. Fron: Nice to meet you too. FIRE! All of a sudden, nets erupted from the ground, trapping DA and Seeker. DA: What the... a TRAP! You knew all along we'd come along! Sofielisk: Why of course! Kazz: (as he took out Fluffy and recced her up) Can I chope 'em up some, pretty please? Fron: Not now. We already have plenty of food for now... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DarkAngel: You're making a terrible mistake! With that, the ground exploded in a flash of light. The nets came loose and DA and Seeker stood, each with their weapons drawn. Seeker: FUN TIME! Fron: What the... Alright! Attack! DA ran up to Fron, his scythe raised and poised to take off the opposer's head. As the blade was about to strike, a cattleprod sent a million gigawatts through DA's body and he flew off into the opposite direction. elsewhere, Seeker faced off with Kazz. Bullets swarmed Kazz's path as Seeker maniacally traced his moves with his machine gun. Kazz leapt for Seeker, Fluffy ready to make sliced solomny out of Seeker. A sword out of nowhere clashed with the motor run teeth of the chain saw as sparks flew like the 4th of July. Seeker, with his sword in one hand and the machine gun in the other, stared menacingly into Kazz's shaded eyes. DA quickly recovered from the shock and stood up, to be faced with Fron once again. He saw Sofielisk having some multiple personality problems in the back as she hit herself over and over again with her claws. DA jumped up and spit fire from his hands down to Fron, who skillfully dodged the balls of fire. As DA landed, Fron made a powerful blow to DA's back, knocking him senseless for a few seconds. Fron started zapping his back over and over and DA screamed out in painful agony. Fron: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Seeker was still yet staring ar Kazz. Finally the moment of suspense was broken when a loud scream was heard in the background. Seeker: DA!! Seeker quickly made his way to where DA was being tortured. Seeker punched Fron's lights out and ran off with DA on his shoulders, seemingly delusionary. Kazz followed on behind but was soon knocked back then one of Seeker's mini-mines went off. In the distance the only thing heard was "WE'LL BE BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" fade to beige Now for some post scripts. I am from OEEP/KC which stands for "Organization for the Enslavement of Earth's Population/Killing CWAL. We were created in June of 1998 and we have had many interactions with CWAL before. We do not take alliances, we do not take brides, we only accpet your utter and unconditional surrender to our World Dominating campaign. We are not allied with WDA, CWAL or any other organization. Cast List DarkAngel: An angelic person who controls the element of fire. He also weilds a scythe which he can make it materialze by his will. He is cannon fodder, which means he cannot be killed (he'll be reanimated back to life if he is killed). Seeker: He is a terran ghost (from StarCraft). He carries a sword and a PPG. If anyone calls him crazy, he'll go mad and try to kill anyone in his path of view. For more info, visit OEEP's website at http://members.tripod.com/~Kainoss/oeep/index.html Thanx
Imran Siddiqui	posted 11-12-98 02:03 AM ET You shall be utterly and totally destroyed OEEP. To this I, and the Brotherhood of Sid, pledge.
Emperor DarkAngel	posted 11-12-98 02:13 AM ET A few notes and questions. OEEP has NO ARMY! So far, the only OEEPers in Hunt Valley are me and Seeker. CWAL already knows us very well (some of them, at least) and we have been at war before. To YYYH: Do you REALLY think CWAL will make Firaxis release SMAC too early or is it just a joke? What does IIIS stand for? What does NIM stand for? Thanx for the answers. BTW: WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! PS: visit the OEEP site! FtLctD DA
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey	posted 11-12-98 05:31 PM ET To: Emperor Dark Angel. I know CWAL is just a joke, but I like giving people a little competition, it would be no fun if you could just attack FIRAXIS in your stories without a some people backing FIRAXIS up. NIM, is top secret, we can't tell you, or are forces would be at a severe disadvantage. IIRC, IIIS is the Institue for Irrefutable & Ireproducable sciences. It was created to research & cure SMAC Addiction. Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, YYYH PS, we are going to DESTROY your little world domination type people!
Sofielisk	posted 11-12-98 07:34 PM ET Don't be complacent with OEEP/KC... CWAL was, and they nearly took over Canada... Also it's good to know you don't hate us... "If you tolerate me then god knows what will be next"
Seeker	posted 11-14-98 02:32 AM ET Hi ever one! I'm the sadistic kill you just saw. Just wanted to say hi!
Jay	posted 11-14-98 12:16 PM ET Hey DarkAngel and Seeker! You Will be destroyed like everyone else who opposes Bos and FIRAXIS! Just wait until DJRR and other folks get the inferno missiles ready!