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Talon posted 11-10-98 07:41 PM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for Talon   Click Here to Email Talon  
(Talon in his airborne fortress)

"Squadrons report in"
"Alpha, Go"

"Omega, Go"

"Delta, Go"

"Sir all units go"

"Acknoledged. Commence attack, all units open fire."
(Per Talon's orders the whole might of the BoS's air force launch striker missles at the CWAL Denny's. In the resulting explosion all traces of the former CWAL base are gone.)

"Confirm death of all members inside Major"

"Sir, confirm death of CWAL members"

(A High pithed alarm Klaxon goes off)

"A huge CWAL force has arrived with heavy air and ground elements!"

"OH CRAP! Patch me through to Imran and YYYH!"

encoded// Imran and YYYH I'm going to need some backup. A Big CWAL Force has arrived and I don't have the resources to hold them.
Request new orders on the situation. Talon Out.//encoded

"Alright Omega and Alpha move to attack the air-based units. Delta try to delay the troops as much as possible. Beta and Ceta get airborne now and form up on my position."

Talon thinks (I hope YYYH and Imran get here soon)

Sofielisk posted 11-10-98 08:07 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Sofielisk  Click Here to Email Sofielisk     
Sassy frantically typed away at the keyboard.
"What do you mean Maggott isn't there? We need him!" Yelled Sofie into a telephone

"Well bring him back!" she yelled after some time

"I don't care how inconvenient it is to the damn space time continuum!"

"Fine, but ask Maggott what he'd prefer to do, have another argument with the 4th dimension or come here and blow stuff up."

Just then there was an explosion as the Denny's went up in smoke. As it cleared Sofielisk stood up. The Denny's had been destroyed, then she heard something above her. She looked up. It was the USS Canuck, flagship of the Canadian Dominion. She felt the cold caress of a teleporter and wen she looked around Her, Fjorxc, Laeryn and Aura were on the bridge of the USS Canuck next to Emperor Fron I of the Canadian Dominion and Maggott, Leader of the Maggottonian people.

Fron turned on the Microphone and contacted the attacking force "Attention IIIS members, Maggott has outfitted the Canuck with Maggottonian weaponry, this basically means that as soon as I give the order to fire most of this Universe will be reduced to rubble. Call off your attack. Part of the reason CWAL came here was to avoid this, on our 'Rubber Room' forum we recently had a War like this and it will just turn into a 'who has the bigger gun contest.' This is the last post from a CWAler on this thread, continue and we can assume that Maggott's weapons were fired. Put bluntly we simply aren't interested. On the other hand. if you want us to leave then say. If you want us to stay then also reply to this post. I for one will listen to the majority."

Sofielisk, please tell us, do you want us to stay or to go...

DarkLight posted 11-10-98 08:39 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
Sofie probably didn't anticipate me posting, but I decided to do so anyways in order to clear something up. First off, CWAL is not a large force by any standards. There are probably fifty or sixty of us, tops. However, if you continue this, you will be VERY sorry. I will now emphasize the "very" again. This is becuase of several things. One, a person named Maggott. His weapons can reduce the universe to rubble in about .00036453 seconds. Therefore, a group of armed guys aren't going to have much of a defence against them. Second, a person named Sephroth, who is your basic, everyday evil demi-god. He snaps his fingers, your guys appear in a black hole. Third, we have a natural, innate luck. Basically, none of us will ever manage to be killed off permamnently unless the CWALer allows it. Fourth, our combined fifty members have more firepower than a small galaxy even without Maggott and Sephroth. Do not mess with us, becuase we will not hesitate to level you all. That is all.
Victor Galis posted 11-10-98 08:48 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Victor Galis  Click Here to Email Victor Galis     
Victor ordered a coffee, several minutes later it was brought to him. He sat at the IHOP, where he had been for several hours analyzing the coffee he had aquired from Fort Sid that moring. He had just discovered just recently what it contained. It was a substance so diabolical, it can not be described...

It was a substance Victor called Anti-cafeine. It would produce an quite devastating effect on any Canadian who drank it, even Americans would die a slow painful death, but the property Victor was most interested in was what happend when Cafeine and anti-cafeine combined: An explosion that would leave a crater in the ground the size of the moon...

TO BE CONTINUED

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-10-98 11:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
(A rumbling is heard off in the distance. All CWAL resistance suddenly freezes. Their hearts are pounding, they no that YYYH & his tank group are quickly arriving towards them)

YYYH: Copy that, ETA 5 minutes on Hunt Valley, your support is coming Talon

(YYYH climbs out, & sticks his head from outside the hatch. His tank rips ahead to the front of the group. He then reaches down to his belt, pulls out a saber, & starts waving it around)

YYYH: CHARGE!!!!

(All the tanks in the group go ahead to full speed, with an audacious attack, reminiscent of the cavalry charges of old. Suddenly, all the tanks, in unison, fire off their guns. Bolts of plasma tear apart the CWAL resistance. The shot goes off again, the catholic church, where CWAL's field HQ was, is destroyed, along with it's army's commanders. All CWAL troops are now in disarray. YYYH parks his tanks just outside the town, where the continue firing plasma bolts into the CWAL's ranks.)

YYYH: APC commanders, report your ETA!

APC commander Batton: ETA, 5 minutes, ready to kick ass.

YYYH: Copy that Batton, out! Company commanders, continue firing plasma into their ranks until are infantry support arrives!!

<<Excellent>>

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Imran Siddiqui posted 11-10-98 11:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
YYYH, Talon prepare for the Super Secret weapon. I will allow the conventional forces to fight as long as [*coded*]. Then I'll call out the Super Secret weapon, commonly known as [*super coded*]. Until then, carry out your plans.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 12:00 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
YYYH: Copy that Imran! Colonel Eisman, bring your tanks around the left flank & back up the infantry over there, we're gonna get the forces into a pincer movement.

Apoc: Sir! We just got a report that CWAL's best leaders headed back to their base back in CA.

YYYH: Copy that, my job was just made easier....

(YYYH straps his helmet on & leads his group of tanks into the mainstay of the CWAL defense. The makeshift fort is easily overrun, & the brigade is forced to run, with heavy casualties. The tanks give chase, & run them into the masterfully planned pincer movement. Colonel Eismans tanks, along with the infantry support tear apart the brigade as they try & run, to nowhere. As the brigade is finished up, with 100% casulaties, they unite & move towards the remaining CWALers in Hunt Valley.)

YYYH: All companies, move to the outskirts of town, & bombard them from their. Be sure no one gets by, this is a siege gentleman. Imran, go ahead & launch "Platform 6, the secret weapon"

Dorg of CWAL posted 11-11-98 03:56 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Dorg of CWAL  Click Here to Email Dorg of CWAL     
*The rubble of what was once CWAL's church HQ. Hundreds of Jolts lay in the wreckage, burnt and battered, all quite dead*
(Jolt is a weakling that comes back to life when he dies)

Fjorxc: (Into a comlink) Confirmed, the Jolt-only decoy was destroyed just as planned. Moving to intercept the tanks. Forks out.

The tanks look almost satisfied at the wreckage. They drive off contentedly. Down the horizon several aircraft are seen.

The planes begin dropping fiery death upon the tanks, destroying half in mere seconds.

The tanks respond with their powerful turrets, to little avail. One shot hits a plane, and the plane crashes into the ground.

Miscaellaneous Cannon Fodder type guy: I'M HIT, REPEAT, I'M HIT. I'M GOING DOOOOOOOOOOWN! TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER...*static*

The rest of the tanks are destroyed quickly.

Fjorxc: (talking to himself)(he's in a plane cockpit) Mess with the best...

Nyah!

Heckler posted 11-11-98 04:47 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Heckler  Click Here to Email Heckler     
Heckler is quietly playing a game of Civ2 on a three dimensional hologram against neural net reproductions of Alexander, Ghengis Khan, Rommel (the german one silly), Patton, Ghandi, JFK and Stalin. You notice that the date display over the top of the globe reads 1082 AD when Stalin says

"Therefore Comrade unless you give over the city of San Francisco I will be forced to launch my Nuclear Missiles."

Heckler taps one of the controll keys on his side of the globe and it rotates to Moscow where out of nowhere a large group of transports appear.

"I know all about your food problem there is no need to threaten, however in payment I expect you to cease fire against Mr. Kennedy and change your government to either a republic or a democracy. You can change it back after 50 years."

Just then the screen behind him showing the busy scurry inside the Denny's goes blank. A femanine voice announces

"Probe lost, secondary visual scan confirms total destruction of the surrounding structure."

At this Heckler spins and leaps to the main controll panel in front of the screen.

"Switch view to false visual from 500' compound IR, UV, and Mag-Grav scans."

The view zooms out just in time to catch the exploding church (it was a good explosion to, lots of bits of wood going everywhere and the fireball was almost perfectly shaped ) and the tanks rolling in.

"Hmm things seem fairly underway. Ok lets... what is that cruiser doing with Maggotian blasters? Are they mad? Computer acess all known data on Maggotian blasters items of intrest, expected radius of effect and countermeasures."

File titles began to whip by in the upper left hand corner...

Heckler

To CWAL some of us are immensly amused by your stories. Some are evidently afraid you will try to pressure Firaxis into releasing an unfinished game. May I suggest that with two and a half months untill release, and reportedly one and a half till expected completion everyone just cool down. There is no need to get childish.

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 11:46 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
(YYYH sits in his own tank smiling happily as he sees from his binoculars CWAL destroy their own tanks.)

YYYH:Excellent. Talon, destroy those planes.

Talon: Yes sir

YYYH: Captain Stupen, get your non-missile turrets over there & help destroy those planes

(YYYH starts snickering as all CWAL's planes in the vicinity are ripped apart by bolts of plasma from the ground & the air)

YYYH: General Batton, get your infantry into the town & secure it. Then prepare siegeworks. Apoc, secure the FIRAXIS team & move them to location 278 Omega. Copy??

Apoc: Yes sir!

YYYH: Tanks, move into the town & prepare to guard it with your lives until our reinforcements arrive!

(The tanks rumble back into Hunt Valley, securing the high ground to get a good firing position upon any enemy. He moves the non-missile turrets up there, just in case CWAL decides to do to him, what they did to their own tanks.)

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

BigER posted 11-11-98 12:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Out of the clouds a small (almost tiny) silver cigar shaped craft comes hurtling in bound. No one can pick it up on scans. As the craft comes to a halt on the ground a seamless "door" opens in the side of this vehicle. Out walks a bipedal creature who stoops to clear the door. It is holding a small metal device in it's birdlike taloned hand/claw. All around the troops hear the word in standard english or german or French. Each and every soldier hears his native tongue. The word "Greetings" the creature raises the small device and out pops a small umbrella shaped appendage. Just then a soldier with his finger on the trigger of his 50cal machine gun is startled and a three round burst paints the cigar. The creature, falls back clutching it's chest. All around the people know something bad has just happened. "This could have been a glorious freindship" the creature thinks and thus all the earthings now know. The people "feel" it's sadness as it passes away.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 12:12 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Good job CWAL!! See what you did, your troops with their itchy trigger fingers just ruined humanity's future!! Lets get em boys!!

(The troops, newly angered by CWAL's destruction of the alien, attack CWAL with their plasma rifles, NIM coated BB guns, & beer grenades. The BB's tear apart the soldier, because of the great power of NIM. The plasma rifles incinerate the troops, & the beer grenades raise their alcohol level to the point of death. After several minutes of brutal fighting with the forces of CWAL, all their troops are dead.)

Colonel Rammstein, load some Vodka Shells into your artillery. *Mumbling* Those will do some damage.

YYYH:Go bury those CWAL bodies in the remains of the catholic church, & be sure to burn them good. What?? I don't care if the church burns too, there's no room for morality or religion in war!

DarkLight posted 11-11-98 12:40 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
Okay, this is getting rather bizarre. You guys CAN'T be attacking us right now. We don't HAVE an army OR an airforce. However, we ARE goign to do something about this, and we ARE going to find out who you have been attacking for the last day or so.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 12:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Maybe us & CWAL could join in an alliance & attack those stupid alien bastards who won't help humanity now.

That'll show 'em to come & not help us!!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Tawdal posted 11-11-98 01:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tawdal  Click Here to Email Tawdal     
While it would not usually be in the WDA's best interest to help CWAL in a time of crisis, I suppose it would be best, especially since Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey, my archrival on this planet, is in the open and vulnerable. Unfortunately, Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey is proposing an alliance with my CWAL friends... how unfortunate.. if CWAL is to accept, then I'll have to level them as well. What a bothersome planet.

I've been able to identify the aliens, but since you fools haven't ventured further than your own system, you wouldn't know a single thing about them, so I'll keep the information to myself.

I've donated my best units to CWAL for its own defense, and have delayed the attack on YYYH until a bit later. It makes me so angry to know that I cannot kill him now.

Farewell.

And do remember, Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey, that your mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.

- TAWDAL
The Anonymous World Domination Association Leader

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 01:15 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Yes, a very bothersome planet, Maybe you should just leave us wierd earthlings alone, & let us destroy ourselves peacefully.

Ok, I'm calling off the attack on CWAL. Company commanders, fall back from Hunt valley to the BoS, & prepare to destroy the WDA once & for all. DJ, work extra hard on that new prototype secret weapon.

CWAL, this is a cease fire. FIRAXIS has been moved from Hunt valley, so we need not fight you anymore. We hope you will assist us against those aliens, or, at the very least the WDA.

(All troops fallback from the rubble of Hunt Valley, & regroup in the BoS's fortress, preparing to destroy the WDA!)

BigER posted 11-11-98 02:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
What the earthlings didn't understand was that the umbrella shaped device was simply a communication antenna. So that earth could communicate with Tandori IV the home of the alien. Oh well, maybe a less brutal civilization will benefit from this far advanced yet somewhat defenceless race of beings. Perhaps, Alpha Centaui?
DarkLight posted 11-11-98 03:08 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
Oh, a cease-fire, eh? After you go and level our HQ for no reason?! Not likely. We shall have our revenge, THEN we'll let you fight Kazz. Or Tawdal, whatever the beaver wants to be called. And believe me, we WILL have our revenge. As for the aliens, we have this to say: Been there, seen that, dropped them in a lake somewhere in Taiwan.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 03:21 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
This is only a temporary cease-fire, Tawdal's stupid "mama jokes" are getting annoying. Rest assured, we will return.

(YYYH walks away whistling "over there")

DarkLight posted 11-11-98 03:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
You're right about the jokes. Beaver boy can be quite annoying. However, as none of us ever signed any stupid Treaty of Geneva, ceasefires don't matter. Prepare to face our wrath!

(DarkLight pulls out a large rubber chocken and beats YYYH off the head with it, then walks off to do the real feeling of the wrath story.)

As a side note, this is rather fun. The one quibble I have with you guys is the fact that you seem to have no idea of CWAL's true nature. Therefore, I suggest that you go take a look at our humble website. Our cast list is in the Documents file cabinet.

http://www.mordor.ch/shadow/cwal/


The only CWALer's in Hunt Valley at this time are Fjorxc, Sofielisk, Eddie the computer, Colin, Freerunner's watch, Freerunner herself, Aura, and Kazz, AKA Tawdal. There are two unlisted beings here, also.


As a side note to the side note, you can read quite a few of our stories in the personal rooms. Suggestions for you would be Technicality, by Dark Chrono, and From Aiur With Love, by Snapper. Both are quite long, but are two fo the best examples of CWAL's writing.

BigER posted 11-11-98 03:34 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Drarklight----sounds like someone who can't make up their mind. Could we interest you in some Prozac.

Groups of people (like CWALtoddlers)who don't have an imagination and can only say things like "You'll be sorry" and "We will get even" whatever!

Well been there, seen that, fell asleep before the end of the first act. Yawn.


Here try this reply "Oh yeah."

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 03:38 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Well, guess what, if you didn't sign the Geneva Treaty, that means we can legally commit atrocities against you!! Cool.

After we're done with the WDA, I want you to prepare the nerve gas, & get some Anthrax ready Jazzman.

I've been to your site, let's adopt the policy, you leave FIRAXIS alone, we leave you alone.

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

DarkLight posted 11-11-98 03:51 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
To BigER: Ok, I can't make up my mind? Demonstrate why. And why do we show a lack of imagination?

To YYYH: Can't do that. Sorry, but we know that the game truly is finished. And what did you think of the site, anyway? The guys who did the work might appreciate some feedback. Now, to prove the Big guy wrong, I'll just ahve to do some writing of my own...

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 04:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
It was a good site, took too long to load, but that was probably just my computer. I just don't like the concept of you stealing an unfinished game from FIRAXIS.

Think about it, if FIRAXIS held a finished game, without releasing it, that would result in net loss, which makes no sense. Like all capitalists, they are just out to make money, you don't make money by holding a finished game. Use your heads people!! This is a CAPITALISM!!!!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Sofielisk posted 11-11-98 04:13 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Sofielisk  Click Here to Email Sofielisk     
To clarify what Darklight said.

CWAL has no army... We used to, but Blizzard killed all the Woodchucks and the Rabbits... Emperor Fron I of the Canadian Dominion might be able to scrape something together if it was really necessary, but CWAL is mostly a terrorist group when it comes down to strategy.

As to your hatred for us for trying to rescue SMAC from them, there were people like that on the Pilot's Lounge... Saying that they were trying to hold back the game for balance purposes. Simply put, it probably isn't complete and they ARE working on it, but does it matter? This is just an excuse for CWAlers to let off some steam

Sofielisk
"If you tolerate me then your children will be next"

DarkLight posted 11-11-98 04:14 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
Excellent, time for a debate. Now, you base your claim on the idea that Firaxis is actually losing money by holding a finished game, correct? Now, say Firaxis had released the game last month. How many copies woudl it have sold immediately? How much anticipation would have been built up by the game? Now, imagine that Firaxis releases the game in February. We have all been anticipating the game for several months longer, thus increasing our desire to get the game. Therefore, when the game is released, many more copies will be sold rapidly. Stores will look at the figures for the game and decide that this company's games are worth carrying because they sell very well, and thus stores will offer to carry a larger supply of Firaxis' next game, thus increasing the amount of copies thta can be sold on tyhe next game before the first shipment sells out, and so on. Now, even if the game were to totally suck, (not likely, I hope) it would still sell many copies due the built-up anticpation that has built up in the public's minds. Therefore, it actually does make sense for them to delay the release of the game. That, and they are evil, and probably need a bit more time to work on the mind-control programs.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 04:21 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
But your entire deabte is based on the theory that FIRAXIS is holding a finished game. Which they're not. I think there'd be more FIRAXIans posting here, could they resist not too without their work schedules. The other day, Mike Ely posted a work schedule from the previous day, he couldn;t of just made it up, & if the game was truly finished, he would of never remembered something he did 1 month or two ago!! Unless he wrote it down, just to make it seem like he really did that today, but that's a different story....

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 04:25 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
One thing I forgot to point out. Alot of us have been anticipating this game for a while, so FIRAXIS wouldn't have a need to delay it until February. The more they delay it, the more people leave the forums out of sheer boredom, & eventually forget about SMAC. The off-topic debates have scared some people away as well. In fact, I think this whole forum is counter-productive for FIRAXIS. They get no new ideas for SMAC, pretty much nothing related to SMAC in here, & people being scared away by those off-topic debates!! But I'm not complaining, I like this off-topicness.

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

DarkLight posted 11-11-98 04:26 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
The debate will have to wait for a while. My little Revenge, part one, story is done. And on the side, before the story goes up after this message, I hope you do realize that CWAL's idea of the game being delayed is just fictional. I know that they are, in real life, not done, but the stories written about Firaxis being a company that woudl delay the game just for fun are just to let us blow off steam and exercise some creativity. I'll give you a bit to read this through and respond, then I'll put the first part of Revenge up in this thread.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 04:44 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
I know you know that, but what fun is it raiding FIRAXIS without a little competition. They are a lot smaller than Blizzard, so I'll just serve as their defense, along with the rest of the BoS.

All forces mobilize, I want you in Maryland by 1500 hours!!

DarkLight posted 11-11-98 04:50 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
Alrighty, then. We did have competition already, actually, in the form of myself and some OEEPer's who should show up soon. Anyway, on with the show!

As a slight request, try not to screw up my continuity too much. I don't mind if you block in a group, or capture them, or such, but the only characters who you can really kill without having your writing undone are Jolt, Ni, Debris, Kazz, and Commander Snuggles' rabbits comamndoes.

�They WHAT?!� Dark Chrono slammed his fist onto the table as Fjorxc finished
his narrative.
�They leveled the Denny�s and tried to kill us, all the while claiming to be
supporting Firaxis.� Fjorxc sighed. �We didn�t have the numbers to take them out at the time. We came here to see who would help.� Nearby, Sofie was consoling a sobbing
Aura.
�All of my stuff... All gone... None left bye-bye, kapoot, poof...� Aura moaned as
she sobbed.
-=Hmmm... Help these guys, get a better chance for a date with Aura...=- �I say we trash the bloody fools!� yelled Legion007 from nearby.
�Agreed. They have insulted our honor, and thus they will pay.� Dark Chrono
looked around, meeting each CWALer�s eyes in turn. �Pack your gear. We�re going to
Hunt Valley, Maryland.�
The atmosphere turned grim as the CWALer�s filed out of the room.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
�Okay, who�s the idiot sensor operator who reported the incoming army?� Talon looked around at his bridge crew.
�Sir, uh, I just report what�s on the sensors. I don�t make up the sensor reports,� said a nervous sensor officer. Talon narrowed his eyes, then they widened as the sensor panel next to the man lit up and started blaring loudly. �Sir, we have several incoming air vehicles. They�re extremely fast, we can�t get any kind of an identification on them.�
Outside, Fjorxc swooped by the fortress at supersonic speeds in his Orca, then dove through a cloud of sea gulls that had congregated near the ship�s waste vents.
Nearby, a set of Pez�s Generic, Really Fast Aerial Transports dove by at a similar high
speed. The fortress snapped off a few shots, but none even came close. The task force
dove towards the ground and leveled off. About thirty muiles from the town, they came
upon a small cluster of mountains, where they landed and disgorged their passengers.
The transports, except for the Orca, took off and shot back towards Irvine. Iolaus,
Supernook, and Dark Chrono stood around a hastily erected table at the center of the
landing zone.
�Okay everybody, gather around!� Iolaus waited for the rest of the CWALer�s to
wander over, then pressed a button on the table. A holographic map of the area appeared over the table. Pez smiled proudly, then frowned as the map started to waver, then disappeared. Io sighed. Five minutes later, Pez stepped away from the projector and Io flipped it on. �Now, as I was about to say before I was so rudely interrupted, this is the area we are about to head into. It is the belief of CWAL�s wise leadership-� Iolaus broke off as laughter broke out all over the crowd. Five more minutes later, he continued. �Okay, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted AGAIN, this is the area in which these Brotherhood of Sid guys are now in residence. We are going to divide into strike teams for this mission. We�ll need eight teams for this mission. We�re going to go in, neutralize their leaders, preferably by capturing them or stealing their clothes so they can�t go out in public, and then head right back out. Got that?
�Ok, now for the teams. Alpha will be lead by myself, and will contain Akira,
Veldon, Alter, Arcturus, Kazz, Bee, and Commander Snuggles and his rabbits. We�re
going after their leader.
�Beta is lead by Supernook, who has Debris, Dragoneyes, Duraznos, Enigma,
Fron, Gaval, and Glitterspike. They�re going after YYYH, their general or some such
guy.
�Aura has volunteered to lead the assault on Talon, their aerial commander, for
personal reasons, and will take along Gluegun, Gunslinger, Haplo, Intruder, Jarick, Jolt, and Jester.�
�Dark Chrono is taking along Keeper, Krath, Laeryn, Legion007, Liz, Lothos, and
Lunatic. They�re going to take out DJ Rebel.
�Shadow is going after Apocalypse, their Black Ops guy. His team consists of
Maelstrom, ManaKnight, Moogle, Mid_Night, Morpher X2, Mr. Phule, and Mu, as team
medic.
�Fjorxc wants to take along Mz, Noid, Ni, Norf, Paranoid, Poeir, and Prysym.
You guys are taking on Shining1.
�Pez, you�re the next leader. You are taking along Senf, Seraph, Shin, Shriek,
Smoke, Snapper, and Sofielisk. Your target: Heckler, chief BoS scientist.
�Our last team is lead by Maggott. He is taking along Squeeky, Tybalt,
Webrunner, Talruum, Tempus, War2Guy, and Zozo. You�ll be taking out Snowfire, their
other chief scientist.�
�Ok, we�re all set, Io. Do we move out?� Fjorxc looker around at the rest of the
CWALer�s.
�Yes. We�ll keep in touch with each other, but for now, keep out of sight, under
cover, and on your guard. No one should be able to find you guys. Crazed or not,
bumbling or not, unlucky or not, we�re the best there is. Trust me on this: They won�t
find you.�
The CWALer�s fanned out towards their objectives, readying themselves for
battle...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pez looked over his group as they mover towards Hunt Valley. He noticed that
someone was missing. �Where�s Sofielisk?� He recieved mumbles and other assorted
attempts to shift blame to someone else. �Great. We�re down a member. We�ll just have
to toss that stupid Catalisk into a room filled with Hanson portraits after this.� The group
continued on, not noticing the shape moving through the air to the north...

To Be Continued, of course

Imran Siddiqui posted 11-11-98 05:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
YYYH!!! You can't sign cease-fires or make peace!!! You can only recommend them to me. I'm in charge!! Look what you have done! You've disengaged allowing CWAL to build up its armies!! YYYH, Talon attack at full force! Destroy everything. Take no prisoners. Secret weapon NIM5 should be active very soon.
outlyr242 the rebirth posted 11-11-98 05:11 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for outlyr242 the rebirth  Click Here to Email outlyr242 the rebirth     
As the CWAL forces slowly approaced the BoS base camp, a dirty and unsuspicious character was watching from his mind's eye. The forces fanned out to attack their preassigned targets but no one was heading toward the Janitor Office. No one ever suspects the janitor, so he went about his duties, mopping the floors and scrubbing the toilets.
DarkLight posted 11-11-98 05:14 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
Imran, that army is NOT OURS!!!!!!!! We do NOT have an army. We have the members listed in that post! How many times must I repeat this? Those forces you've been attacking are Tawdal's! Sheesh...
Talon posted 11-11-98 05:23 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon  Click Here to Email Talon     
roger Imran. Squadrons Alpha, Beta, Ceta, Delphi, and Omega attacking.

-Talon

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 05:26 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
"JESUS CHRIST!!!! How in the bloody hell did they get past you Talon!!!!" I screamed over the microphone.
"Well, umm, sir, are sensors picked up the fast planes flying by, but are non-missile battery's couldn't take them out." Talon nervously replied back.
"Ok, take the remaining troops in the town & fall back to Baltimore, & wait for your reinforcements there" I said in a more relaxed voice.
"Copy that." Talon replied back, he hung up the microphone. I could tell that he was relieved.
"Now, General Batton-" I started to say
"Sir! We have enemy contacts quickly moving in on our position, are sensors have picked em up." A young radar operator told me.
I looked at the screan, and said "God damn," I walked over to the intercom, "all troops, retreat to BoS HQ! General Batton, load your APC's up bring 'em back to HQ. Talon, retreat from Baltimore & head to the fortress of our HQ. That's inpenetrable, even for a force their size." I then walked over to my tank groups, "Gentleman, pack up, we're evacing this position."
"What happened??" Colonel Eisman asked.
"Don't question me, just bloody do it!" I screamed back.
"Yes sir" He softly replied back
***************************************************
"Sir, the tanks are full & ready to go!" a young private in my personal tank said to me.
"Excellent, what's CWAL's ETA on the position??" I said
"Roughly one hour sir." He replied
"More than enough time, thank you private, now drive the tank."
The private headed back into the hole as I spoke, "All tank groups move out, form a circle around the APC's, & drive up towards HQ, trust me gentleman, this is only a strategic retreat, we will be back."
A good general knows when he can & can't win, that's been known since before Sun Tzu wrote it down. I know right now I cannot win this battle, a strategic retreat is a lot better than a bunch of dead BoS men lying on the ground in front of me. I will return.
***************************************************
The tanks & APC's arrive back into BoS HQ safely. They fortify themselves in & prepare for an onslaught of any kind.
"General Batton, position your men on the wall. Colonel Eisman, get your tanks in siege mode......."I spat out to seemingly every officer in my army, preparing for any attack.
"Sir, the CWAL forces have stopped somewhere in New Jersey, we figure they won't be moving anytime soon" a corporal said to me.
"Where's Talon & his planes??" I asked.
"Are sensors show he's taking the long way, to avoid CWAL, he should be here sometime tonight." he replied.
"Ok, tell him to prepare for a 'Sounds of Music' attack upon CWAL."
"Yes sir." the corporal said as he ran away.
"CoS Imran, we are now engaged in full war with CWAL"
<<CWAL is mine!>>
To be continued.......

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 05:29 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Oh crap, I missed all those posts before I did mine. Oh well, anyway, Imran, our forces won't be 100% combat ready until tonite, round 9. Wait for then to attack. Talon, fall back, & equip your planes with 'The Sounds of Music' songs, that will scare them into the countryside.

I'm gonna try & lure them into Ohio, they can't survive a place like that, only us with are highly adavnced tech can do that!

Tawdal posted 11-11-98 06:52 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tawdal  Click Here to Email Tawdal     
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey, you're a horrible tactician and I'd love to be the one that kills you. Though there is a proposed cease-fire, I've decided to disregard this and put my forces on full attack against your own. 57 of my assassin regiments are aiming solely for your skull, Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey, and I've got over 40,000 anti-matter cannons aimed for your headquarters, location, and where you seem to frequently get drive-thru pizza. All of these locations will be destroyed within the hour.

I cannot bear incompetence.

- TAWDAL
The Anonymous World Domination Association Leader

P.S. Darklight, for consistently saying that I am a beaver, your fingernails have been ripped from your body and placed in your nostrils.

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 06:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Tawdal,
I never said I was a good tactician. I said I was a good strategist, I'm horrible at tactics, but good at strategy. They're two different things you know. Also, I'm afraid your small army, with your made up weapons aren't high on my priority list right now, I got bigger fish to fry.

Prepare for move out onto the enemy, engage & destroy! 'Tis the end of CWAL.

(YYYH marches to his tank whistling 'I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy')

Victor Galis posted 11-11-98 09:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Victor Galis  Click Here to Email Victor Galis     
At the IHOP across the street from Firaxis HQ, Victor was sitting at a table gazing through the shattered windows. He had seen a lot of carnage, and it was quite enough, things were getting ugly. At that moment a portal opened in the middle of the IHOP, and one of Victor's clones in heavy golden armor stepped through and pulled Victor into another dimension.
Tawdal posted 11-11-98 10:09 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tawdal  Click Here to Email Tawdal     
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey, my "made up" weaponry just vaporized your "made up" army and obliterated your "made up" tank.

I suggest running.

(Tawdal grins as his battlecruiser cannon reticle follows the startled body of Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey as it dashes across the craters to a somewhat safer location.)

Tawdal posted 11-11-98 10:11 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tawdal  Click Here to Email Tawdal     
Replace:
(Tawdal grins as his battlecruiser cannon reticle follows the startled body of Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey as it dashes across the craters to a somewhat safer location.)
With:
Tawdal grins as his battlecruiser cannon reticle follows the startled body of Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey as it dashes across the craters to a somewhat safer location, firing at him all the while.)
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 10:15 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Tawdal, what are you talking about?? Your 'troops' vaporized nothing. In fact you have no 'troops' we have the intelligence to prove it. No that's not me running across craters. That's someone else, & he's being chased by CWAL(See, another helpless citizen bein' attacked by CWAL). Go back to your little imaginary world Tawdal, I have no time to mingle with your childish antics, in time I will even ignore them.

You forgot another one of those dumb 'mama jokes'!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

DarkLight posted 11-11-98 10:22 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
CWAL does not puposely attack civilians. To be truthful, we haven't actually killed htat many civilians at all. In fact, it was you who killed quite a few civilians when you leveled that Denny's. What, you didn't know that it was still an operational Denny's? I would start seeking forgiveness...
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 10:36 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Citizens in Dennys?? I think that impossible!! Their food sucks, they treat blacks & gays like ****, & they have incompetent staffs!! I thought that was the reason you were using it, so no civilians would bother you.

Remember, it was just more propoganda!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Talon posted 11-11-98 10:40 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Talon  Click Here to Email Talon     
[Transmission]
Yes sir, Copy that, Equipping Now.
[End]

Dammit! I just got yelled at by the CoS of the whole friggin' BoS military. How do you think that makes me feel? WELL?

um..not..um...good... sir? a major said

Damn right I don't feel good! Now get your sorry butts in gear, we've got a war to fight! Call in the hypersonic jets and tell them to find the main CWAL position. Let's kick some CWAL Ass! (Cheering)

Fjorxc the Maniac posted 11-11-98 11:13 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Fjorxc the Maniac  Click Here to Email Fjorxc the Maniac     
(CWAL) Retribution (CWAL)


APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS, PENNSYLVANIA


The CWAL HV base camp was fairly spartan. No more than a jumble of tents hanging on to the Appalachian soil despite the high winds currently plaguing the area, it provided shelter to a small group of commandoes intending to strike a blow against the Brotherhood of Sid armies in the area.
It was a fairly small group, with only about thirty soldiers, a couple of sonic tanks and a few Hum-Vees. All of them were part of the Canadian Dominion Special Forces, with the exception of one. That one was running headfirst into a nearby granite outcropping at high velocity. That one was Fjorxc.
*WHAM!*
*WHAM!*
*WHAM!*
"Hey, Forksy...FORKSY!"
"Huh? What?" Fjorxc asked, slightly dazed. "Freerunner? What're you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be a prisoner in Fort Sid?"
"Yeah, I am," she replied. "But with all the chaos the BoS managed to cause a little while ago, I was able to escape. I can't believe the HQ is really gone...I knew we should have ordered the weapons before moving in."
"No, don't worry about that. Nothing can change it now. Hopefully, we'll be able to find a new and better HQ once this war is over. Speaking of which, how much do we know about the BoS armies?"
"I'm not sure," Freerunner said. "They had a large number in Hunt Valley a while ago, but it's a safe bet they've spread their forces out, trying to root us out. They have a large number of troops headed for our outposts in New Jersey."
"We don't have any outposts in New Jersey," Fjorxc said, surprised.
"We do...now. Micro-hologenerators, courtesy of the Yimotians," Freerunner said, beaming.
"So then, YYYH and the BoS armies are out there chasing ghosts? Very good. Very, very good. What about our forces in the area? Last I heard, they were trying to break through to Baltimore."
"Well, they got their asses kicked," Freerunner said. "Mainly because the BoS army was several thousand times larger. The survivors are falling back in this direction. The BoS seem to be driving them towards Ohio."
"Wait...didn't Imran Siddiqui mention something on the forum about a super-secret weapon thingy? Maybe that has something to do with our boys being forced into Ohio."
"Possibly...but I've done some satellite recon on the BoSers. They've got tens of thousands of soldiers, and hundreds of tanks and APCs. What can we do against them?"
"Simple," Fjorxc said. "Break out the Spice Girls, Hanson, and Barney CDs. Stick 'em in the sonic tanks."
"What?" Freerunner was taken aback. "How can we do such a thing? I know, they're the enemy, but--"
"But what?" Fjorxc said. "We don't really have any other choice, do we? Remember, we never signed the Geneva Convention. That opens the door to BoS to use whatever unsavory tactics against us that they choose. If they realized the destructive power of this music, do you think they'd hesitate to use it against us?"
"Point taken," Freerunner said. "Now, what's your plan?"
"Go up in your F-18. Get some aerial surveys of the surrounding area, and try to get some info on the BoSers. But don't get too close. They have AA plasma guns which can rip through your fuselage like nothing else."
"I'll keep that in mind. So what are you doing?"
"Me? Oh, let's just say that I have a little surprise waiting for them."


An hour or so later, Fjorxc had taken his Orca out with four sonic tanks and a large number of speakers. They had located a pass through which the BoS army had to pass in order to reach the CWAL camp, and had fortified it heavily. Any BoS attempt to penetrate this area would meet with high cost.
Fjorxc was on the top of a nearby cliff, with a spectacular view of the forested mountains for tens of kilometers in every direction. Somewhere out there, in the distant, primeval wilderness, a giant army moved, with the intention of crushing them all. But Fjorxc didn't really care about that at the moment. He had decided to just enjoy the view for a bit.
When he got tired of that, he started arming the Orca's Ultra-Debilitating Sonic System 9000. Basically, it constituted two gigantic speakers mounted on either side of the Orca. First used back in July during the War with Yimot, they had met with excellent success against the Y-bots, and Fjorxc hoped to rack up more kills with this battle.
Soon, the quarry came into view. A huge column of tanks and infantry, single-mindedly advancing through the forest, flattening tree, rock, and forest dweller alike as they trudged towards their goal, the dirt crunched under hundreds of treads and feet.
Knowing that his time was at hand, Fjorxc got in the Orca and took off. His target came into view rapidly enough, and they greeted him with bolts of plasma fire. Dodging them with the utmost skill, he flipped a switch on the dashboard. Instantly, horrible tunes came blasting out of the Orca's speakers at a volume of hundreds of decibels. A terrible, ghastly tune.
It was the theme to the MarineLand commercial.
Hundreds, if not thousands, of BoS troops succumbed to this musical attack. But thousands more simply donned protective earplugs, which their superiors had assigned to them for just this contingency.
Fjorxc made a few more passes of the BoS army, then finally realized that his attacks weren't doing any good, and decided to break off. As he began to retreat, hundreds of bolts of plasma followed him, some clipping the back of the Orca and causing damage. He landed among the entrenched defenses, and ordered an immediate redeployment.
"No! It won't work!" he was shouting. "They've got earplugs! Put the speakers face down on the ground! The ground!" Despite the oddness of these orders, the Special Forces troops followed them. Meanwhile, the BoS army moved ever closer.
"All right...activate the speakers! Now!"
The speakers, which would normally blast thousands of decibels of Spice Girls, Hanson, and Barney music into the atmosphere, were almost silent. Instead, their combined power was being channeled into the ground, where the vibrations from the music spread everywhere, except for the point on which the CWAL team was standing. As the vibrations channeled out, they found themselves under the BoS team.
Ever notice when you're at a party or something, and they've got a really loud CD playing, and you're standing all the way across the room and you can feel the music making your internal organs shake? Well, take that feeling and multiply it by several thousand, and substitute party CDs for Spice Girls, Hanson, and Barney CDs, and you'd have a pretty good approximation of what those soldiers were feeling. Or, rather, what they weren't feeling, because they were dead or immobilized.
And there was much rejoicing.

Fjorxc the Maniac(CWAL Hunt Valley)
May the Fjorxc be with you and a happy new year.

"You bastards, you killed the Betamax! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 11:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
(At the BoS HQ, somewhere outside Rutger University)
"Copy that. Barney, Spice Girls, etc. Horrible atrocities, well, we have something equally bad. Talon, equip your planes with the Sounds of Music soundtrack, worse that all 3 of those atrocities, all put into one, it's the VX gas of horrible music." I said
"Yes sir" Talon replied, & clicked his phone off.
"Call all forces from out of the countryside, lets concentrate them, we're chasing ghosts out there. We can't find a single contact, Lieutenant O'Connor, do that!" I yelled across the room.
"Copy that sir" Lt O'Connor said in his usual cool relaxed voice.
"Sir, I have my planes equipped, & ready to launch on your request!" Talon said
"Copy that, engage the enemy Talon, & terminate with EXTREME prejudice" I screamed over the microphone to him
"Yes sir, launching planes now, engaging the enemy, the small contact 10 minutes away"
"That's your target, test this new weapon out, it has never been used in combat before."
"Ok sir, I'm already in the air."
"Good, engage!"
***************************************************
(At the ramshackle base camp of the CWAL forces.)
"Good job, we took out many times our own forces." Fjorxc said to the base commander from his Orca.
"Yes, & are continued success will get us our finisshed copies of SMAC. Down with the BoS, down with FIRAXIS." the base commander said
*A loud noise is heard off in the distance*
"What the hell is that??" the base commander asked his second in command
"I don't know sir!" the nervous second replied, "Give it a second, let's try & make it out!"
*A minute later*
"My God, it's the......the.....the sound of music!!! Fjorxc get the Orca over here ASAP, we need pullout!" the base commander screamed over the intercom.
"I'll be there in 20 minutes." Fjorxc said back.
"We don't have 20 minutes!!!" the base commander screamed as he started to lose his cool.
"The sound is getting closer, we don't have a chance in hell!" the second-in-command said, as he knelt down & started saying his final prayers.
*The sound gets closer, planes are getting bigger, & they can start to make out the words of the song.*
"Damn it, there's a mass panic in our camp, we can't make a retreat!" the base commander screams outloud to no one in particular
*the base commander senses his defeat, he puts a pistol into his mouth, a loud gunshot is barely made out outside the tent in the chaos of the situation*
"Mamma!! Mamma!!!" a CWAL soldier started screaming as he covered his ears. The planes pass overhead blasting down the Sounds of Music on the CWAL troops. They either get their heads blown up by the intense sound, & horrible music, or they put a gun to their mouths & pull the trigger. Within a minute all CWAL soldiers in the area are dead.
"It seems are top secret weapon works pretty well sir" talon said over the radio.
YYYH smiles as he says,"Good job Talon, fall back to the HQ, & prepare a report on the weapon for me."
"Yes sir" Talon says. The sound of relief is heard in his voice
***************************************************
"General Batton, new order! Disperse our troops, we can't have them all in one area if CWAL were to attempt that atrocity again. Also, eqip them all with earplugs & anti-vibration boots. That should do the trick." I said to General Batton
"Yes sir" Batton said as he ran out of the room to disperse the armies.

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Imran Siddiqui posted 11-12-98 02:00 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
President Imran Siddiqui's Quarters
(somewhere in Rutgers University)

"Mr. President, YYYH has played the Sound of Music to the CWAL forces. They seem ready to crumble."

"Yes, Apocalyse (Head of Spy Network of BoS), but they always find a way to come back at us. I say Queens Project will have to be initialized."

"The Queens Project! But sir, that's horrible. The atrocity resulting from it. Will it be justified."

"Apoc., it is our only choice. In order to save more BoS men, we must unleash one of our most destructive weapon: the Queens Project."

"Yes, sir. I'll General YYYH to pick up the Disco discs immediatly. I hope you what your doing."

"As do I, Apoc., as do I."

Imran Siddiqui posted 11-12-98 02:07 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
To CWAL:

Another force threatens the security of freedom in the forums. They are the OEEP. If you, CWAL, renounce any claims to world domination, and pledge for the freedom of all SMACers, we can sign a peace treaty and destroy the vicious OEEP.

Imran Siddiqui
Chief of Staff of the Brotherhood of Sid

DarkLight posted 11-12-98 07:51 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
Now listen, we never TRIED to take over the world and NEVER tried to threaten freedom. We just want the friggin' game! Now, as for OEEP, we know them. Levae them to us, unless you feel like having some fun with them, too.
BigER posted 11-12-98 10:41 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Dark light you wrote;
"Sofie probably didn't anticipate me posting, but I decided to do so anyways in order to clear something up. First off, CWAL is not a large force by any standards. There are probably fifty or sixty of us, tops. However, if you continue this, you will be VERY sorry. I will now emphasize the "very" again."

And you wrote;
"Been there, seen that, dropped it in a lake over Tiawan." (or something close)

You also boast about being writers;
You also have this gang mentality "there are maybe 50 or 60 of us."

Now, maybe you are interacting with us and trying to get along (and if this is the case, clearly my comments are uncalled for and I apologize) However, it sounds as if you mean to take some meeasure of control of this forum, (as a group)as well as stir up trouble. We have had our share of these type of people. So you will excuse us if we don't fall over ourselfs genuflecting every time you mention your vast accomplishments.


But as is said if you are here to interact and to enjoy the game as well as the forums, then you will not hear any complaints from me.

Sofielisk posted 11-12-98 03:11 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Sofielisk  Click Here to Email Sofielisk     
CWAL is a group of 50+ people, who enjoy writing. Basically all we have come here to do is write, why? Because we are looking for other places where we can write since our old haunts are dying and we recognise the need to move to newer places.Why? Because we are looking forward to SMAC. Why? Because we want to take total control over.... hang on, better not use sarcasm, I think that was the cause of this entire thread

We aren't here to stir up trouble, although I can't guarantee the same for OEEP/KC, although they are CWAL members their group is separate and they do what they want for the most part... Same if CARV (citizens advocating Random Violence), COTS (Circle of the shadows) or the Zerg Canadians come down... Although I do have some measure of control over Ravil ;b

Okay so none of us wanted to do anything like this really... yoyoyohey doesn't seem to like us and took to attacking us immediately, soon followed by Imran... Aah well, if some people laugh at our stories then its worth it.

Finally, to yoyo and the others. You want to call this attack off and call a truce? CWAL don't want world domination, but OEEP does, they are your enemies...

Sofielisk
"If you tolerate poorly thought out posts like this one then your children will be next"

Imran Siddiqui posted 11-12-98 03:47 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
Sofielisk, a truce is what I asked for in my previous thread. So that the BoS can destroy OEEP. YYYH works under me in the BoS; I'm in charge. Let's sit down at the table of peace and work our differences out.
BigER posted 11-12-98 04:09 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
OK Sofielisk I got it. Have fun. Just be careful about slamming, taunting, or sarcasum, at least until we can figure out your style a little better ;']


P.S. YOYO doesn't hate you, he just feels he has a worthy opponent-you should feel honoured.

DarkLight posted 11-12-98 05:11 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DarkLight  Click Here to Email DarkLight     
BigER, I'll apologize to you, since I seem to have come off as being a bit arrogant from your last post. As Sofie explained, we're just here to have some fun interacting with you guys. As for my aliens remark, that's a remark that harks back to a story another CWALer wrote a while ago. It really wasn't meant to offend anyone. I was actually hoping it would be more funny than anything else. Guess I still have a bit of adapting to do to this forum. It's definately a much better place than the PL. Again, sorry if I offended anyone.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-12-98 05:25 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
No opponent is worthy of me!! Well maybe Rommel or Patton, but those are different stories.

I'm gonna to go wipe the floor with OEEC or whatever the hell they call themselves, mad fools, no one can take over the world!!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

Tawdal posted 11-12-98 08:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tawdal  Click Here to Email Tawdal     
I wish you'd take more sense into your writings, YYYH. I also wish you'd stop belittling me at every possible moment. I don't deserve bad treatment, I'm only trying to kill you and enslave your planet.
Perhaps we can work something out: I've noted a surplus of humans on Earth, and if you'd kindly ship about 3 billion of them up to me, perhaps we can be friends, or at least indifferent to one another.

Also, there is a female known as Jennifer Love-Hewitt on your planet. She is a necessity to my plans.

- TAWDAL
The Anonymous World Domination Association Leader

P.S. I've stopped with the mama jokes, simply because you've asked me to. See? I can be a reasonable guy.

Heckler posted 11-12-98 08:35 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Heckler  Click Here to Email Heckler     
Heckler watching the varied moves on both sides on his main display and staring grimly at a writhing dark brown mass in the jar next to his chair leans back and pushes a button. The writhing mass and its jar drop through the floor and with a quick pan through the wall you see it fall towards the planet below. When the camera pans back Heckler has shut off the screen and is once again adressing Stalin "now Comrade I don't threaten but as your people are starving and you keep that area relaitively stable I will ship food", a small display off to one side of the main screen shows the following

Atrocities to date
Hanson
Back street Boys
Sound of Music

Counter attack
Decaff launched all offensive capability neutralised

Sanapsis
Decaff programmed to activate with the playing of any of the above or other horrible actions which might effect civilians.

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