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MikeH II posted 11-03-98 09:45 AM ET   Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II   Click Here to Email MikeH II  
This is a club of many corners. It has a bar, a Juke box with too much rock. A rule against carrying weapons, some funky costumes, A pool table, four mutant ninja cookies. You can get any drink in the world and it has a party tank. Don't forget the lava lamps.

MikeH sits at the door waiting to chastise the first person to try and sneak a weapon in.

If you want to post in here you need to have at least 0 posts. That's right anyone can post here.

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 09:49 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
To hell with it!

(YYYH strides confidently in with his BAR in plain view of the reincarnation of MikeH, MikeH continues drinking as YYYH places it in corner 291.)

Kadul, Kabaf, Jutaghre, SMAC, SidMeier, Actung!!!

(A forcefield appears around corners 290, 291, & 292)

(YYYH then throws MikeH $22000(just pretend that was a 'pounds' sign!) )

MikeH II posted 11-03-98 09:52 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
"Yo, I might not be around that much this week so do you want to look after the club when I'm not here?"

Mike waves away Yo's force field. "Same deal as before?"

Tolls posted 11-03-98 09:55 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tolls  Click Here to Email Tolls     
Typical flash American, waving his dosh around and thinking it'll get him anything...won't wash with _you_ will it, Mike...Mike?...Mike?...stop drooling over that money!...have some standards...
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 09:55 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Sure Ill take care of it MikeH, do I get any money!?!?

No

Damn

DJ RRebel posted 11-03-98 09:57 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
DJ RRebel rolls through the door in his brand new Hover Tank ... Do you consider this a weapon ???
MikeH II posted 11-03-98 09:57 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
I need the money to pay for My phone bill now I'm at home, what do you mean 'peak rates' oops better go, maybe see you all later. I expect this club to be on 100 by the time I next post.
MikeH II posted 11-03-98 09:58 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
And a hover tank isn't a weapon unless you arm it, you have oh well let's have a hovertank race.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 10:00 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
$45 on the red tank!!
DJ RRebel posted 11-03-98 10:17 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
Yo .. thanks .. my tank has the Canadian Red and White flag painted on it ... I'm glad you're rooting for me !!!

It's the ultra deluxe super duper alpha prime excaliber mega king kameya hyperdrived ultra zippididuda massively destructive version with a time travel vortex conductive canon that creates an implosive force so destructive (associated with time travel vortexes ... duh) within it's target that it's targets are actually destroyed before they are targeted ... in other words, it's really really cool !!!

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 10:23 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
I lost you after "it's the ultra....."
Roland posted 11-03-98 11:09 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
DJ, may hover tank is way cooler! First, it's a party tank, second, it's got beer granades (I'm allowed to have them as part of I club security).
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 11:13 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Beer Grenades?? You gotta fire vodka shells out of it!!!

(YYYH takes his bulldozer & plows a huge 4 km highway through the I club for the races. Strangely, at the end of the highway, you still can't see the other side of the club.)

(YYYH then runs out, then drives back in on a hover-bike)

Gentleman, lets race!

Roland posted 11-03-98 11:23 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
No, beer grenades are just fine. Humane and tasty. I'm talking european beer here, so to fight non-americans, I'd have to take out the vodka shells...
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 11:36 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
How about a cannon that fires Whiskey-shot. That could do some good.

(YYYH takes out a 12 lb Napoleon cannon, circa 1862, & starts firing whiskey shot into the oncoming rednecks.)

Roland posted 11-03-98 11:38 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
I think wodka shrapnels are in breach of the geneva convention...

1862 ? Nappie III ?

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 12:12 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Well, we'll just see about that!

(YYYH takes out a large group of papers labeled "Geneva Convention" & puts a lighter under them, the large mass of papers, along with all hope of preventing atrocities is burned.)

Now, 100 hours of The Sound of Music is legal!!!

Yeah Roland, the Napoleon cannons were named for Napoleon III. They were one of the main cannons in the American Civil War.

(YYYH gets a cannon team to fire the Whiskey-shot into the rednecks while he gets drunk of whatever's inside the vodka shells)

MikeH II posted 11-03-98 12:48 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
MikeH is on the line waiting for the otheres to bring their hover tanks up to the start. He has got a Mark 4 Supercharged engine in it.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 12:49 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
(YYYH brings his hover-bike up to the line, ready to race it against Mike)
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 12:52 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Oh yeah the engine.

YYYH has a 122222200029286473843 horse-power engine, anti-gravity capabilities, anti-matter grenades, & some vodka shells on it.

BigER posted 11-03-98 01:15 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Hey, Mike, Yo, Roland, Reb et al. I see the lava lamps finally came forward without manual labour involved! Great place guys.


By the By I have 1000 yards of paisly print curtains where would you like them hung?

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 01:52 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Ummm, go ahead & hang em over corners 3110-4562. They could use some decoration!!

Is anyone racing or what, me & Mike have been sitting here on the highway line waiting to race with someone else!!

Thomas A Stobie posted 11-03-98 02:51 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Thomas A Stobie  Click Here to Email Thomas A Stobie     
Enough with these damn usless threads! That's what killed the forums over the past 2 weeks. Post ON TOPIC you damn morons and keep the topics related to SMAC!
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 02:53 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
I have a DEEP feeling that was not the real Thomas A Stobie!!
Thomas A Stobie posted 11-03-98 02:55 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Thomas A Stobie  Click Here to Email Thomas A Stobie     
So, someone lonely has assumed your pals identity. Sorry.
Venom posted 11-03-98 04:32 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Venom  Click Here to Email Venom     
Wheeeeeee! A brand spanking new building to put holes in. I so glad to be here.

Do I have to leave all my armaments at the door?

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 04:43 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
No, you're allowed to bring em in Venom. Just dont cause to many holes, my godlike powers can only fix so much!!

Is anyone else racing hivertanks or not, ok screw it!

(YYYH withdraws his hover bike & goes to corner 291 to get drunk)

Venom posted 11-03-98 04:46 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Venom  Click Here to Email Venom     
I don't have a tank, I'll just race on my feet. I'm pretty fast.

Oooh, we get to keep our god powers too, Awesome.

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 04:56 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
You're fast too?? Ok then, Ill race you on foot!!

Yeah, we get to keep the godlike powers, they were too fun to give up.

AUH20 posted 11-03-98 07:14 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for AUH20  Click Here to Email AUH20     
I love my godlike powers!
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 07:33 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Too bad Borodino never had them!! I wanted to see what the lowly & humble paladin would say when he finally transcended! That woulda been cool to read!

Hey, do you all remember Peter's Box on Olympus??? Nope, oh well.

(YYYH freezes the highway with his powers, then grabs his sled & dives down the road, waiting to see when the low friction of the ice will stop him.)

AUH20 posted 11-03-98 07:42 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for AUH20  Click Here to Email AUH20     
PHOOM! CRAAAAASHHHHHHH!

Happy Election Day!

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-03-98 08:32 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Ahh yes election day. My dad voted this morning, 'round 8AM. But, my lazy-ass mom didnt wanna vote, even though she's registered!! Then she wonders whats wrong with this country, we aren't voicing our opinions, that brings us one step closer to tyrrany. But since there are no politics in the I club, I wont discuss anymore. But then again there aren't 'supposed' to be any guns in here either.

''

Spoe posted 11-03-98 08:57 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
I tried to vote, but they wouldn't let me. I moved across town a couple of months back and apparently when the reregistered me at my new address it was after the registration deadline for this year.
Roland posted 11-04-98 05:31 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
I'm glad that here, voters are registered automatically...

Whatever happened to TAS ?

BTW, my hover party tank is too drunk for races.. for now... sorry!

Roland posted 11-04-98 02:01 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Hmm.. someone closed this I club ? Did I miss something ? I feel so LONELY in here. Well, at least the bar's still open...
Imran Siddiqui posted 11-04-98 04:52 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
Hmm, the Expansion I Club was a grand experiment, but I like the mainland club better for some reason. Where was I? Yes, the Election of I Club head. So far YYYH and I am running, who else?
Spoe posted 11-04-98 04:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Spoe  Click Here to Email Spoe     
Eh, registration here is automatic as well, when you renew your driver's license. I just did it too late for the current election(just haven't been in the district long enough).
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-04-98 05:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
If I'm elected I'll turn this place into a dictatorship, & make you all my mindless slave zombies!!

(The monitor goes off)

YYYH: You see, THAT it what Imran is planning to do with you all, I will make this place better for all. Ill clear out the smoke in the corners, grow some beer trees(which my scientists are engineering right now!)so the beer will be plentiful forever. I'll Set up a tarriff, because ProSMAC sales are dropping, I'll slaughter all the I clubs enemies(we have none now, but I'll make some!! )

Best of all, I'll make sure to build 50,000 more corners added onto the infinite we have now!!

FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!!

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

BigER posted 11-04-98 05:50 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
I've got a spare Bolo in corner /dev/control/inet.rc Anyone want to ride that!


Cheers!


Election day in the ol' USof A....sigh what a sham, what a waiste of tax payers money

Imran Siddiqui posted 11-04-98 08:14 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
YYYH, that was a nasty ad campaign, especially sice we've become allies. Nasty ads are no way to run a campaign. (Imran destroys all these negative ads). I run under the platform of more beer for all, and other interesting things, since now I've gained magical powers and have become the Mage of the New Test Forum.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-04-98 09:09 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Yeah, it was a pretty nasty ad campaign. Oh well, that's politics for you.

YYYH to reporter: Psss, Imran is in a secret relationship with an ugly, short, country girl with a plastic nose!!

Reporter: What a scoop!

Ok, I'll stop the nasty ad campaigns, ONLY because we're allies now!

Oh yeah, I'm a God, so I don't need magelike powers, in fact mages are weak compared to me!!!

BigER posted 11-04-98 09:17 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
I'm alergic to yellow faced gits, smily or any other kind.


AHHH choooo! get that smily face away from me.....dambit.

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-04-98 09:50 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     

Sorry BigER! oops!

AUH20 posted 11-04-98 10:04 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for AUH20  Click Here to Email AUH20     
I think it's god-awful for people to call serious discussion of governent in a parlimentary session partisan bickering. As far as showhorses-that's why we need term limits.
SnowFire posted 11-05-98 02:29 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     

sorry BigE, we're all embarrassed at YYYH's senseless smiles, like this . We're most unhappy and will fight for your freedom forver! .

Huh? Achoo?

Heckler posted 11-05-98 08:59 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Heckler  Click Here to Email Heckler     
Heckler wanders in and surveys the club.

"Phew it stinks of beer in here"

He then meanders over the corner 557 and taps something on the control pad at his wrist. Corner 557 promptly vanishes.

You hear his disembodied voice calling

"Hehehe now I have my very own corner! Soon all corners will be under my controll. By the way wheres the scotch?"

The DirectorGeneral posted 11-05-98 09:41 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for The DirectorGeneral  Click Here to Email The DirectorGeneral     
BigER : You've got a Bolo in here ?!?! uhmm.. The Hellbore cannons aren't online are they?

Man, I need to go back and read those books again... Keith Laumer's Stuff is really good.

As for the Races, all I have is one of those nasty Martian flying machines from "War of the Worlds", And they are kind of slow...

Oh, well, I'm heading back to shadowy corner #665.9999 . For some reason, It's allways nice and warm over there...

Tolls posted 11-05-98 09:56 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tolls  Click Here to Email Tolls     
Tolls strides in, setting off fireworks, and lights a bonfire, on top of which sits Maggie Thatcher in effigy...

"Remember, remember,
The Fifth of November,
Gunpowder, Treason and Plot!"

BANG...BOOM...WHEEEEEE....

Roland posted 11-05-98 10:18 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Yeah, burn, Maggie, burn!

[The bonfire starts, but it doesn't seem to have any effect]

Damn iron witch, where's that melting point ?

Tolls posted 11-05-98 10:37 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tolls  Click Here to Email Tolls     
How disappointing...
I knew she was tough to get rid of, but this is ridiculous!

Her and her old cronies were defending Pinochet last week saying he was an OK guy...mad...totally bonkers...

Roland posted 11-05-98 10:46 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Just another reason to put her into that nice furnace...
Imran Siddiqui posted 11-05-98 12:41 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
Yes, YYYH, you are much more powerful than me, seeing as you're a post God. However, I haven't reached God level, yet. Hmm, since we all had to re-register doesn't that mean that no one is a God. So I'm the Mage of the Test Forums and Napoleon General of the Grand Army.
Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-05-98 05:08 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Stupid Thatcher. Dumb, stupid, moron, bitch.

No, no, no, no, no!! You don't burn witches, you throw water on them, ala, The Wizard of Oz.

(YYYH throws a bucket of water on M Thatcher, she doesnt even melt then)

Damn! How do you kill this bitch! excuse my profanity!

BigER posted 11-06-98 02:06 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Ahhh choooo....scuse me.

First you put her in the water up to her nose
if she floats shes a witch.

"She turned me into a gnut"
"But you're not a gnut"
"I got better"

Ahhhh choooooo......bless me.

DCA posted 11-06-98 05:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DCA  Click Here to Email DCA     
Ah, the good old I-club. Free drinks, great music, no fanatics (well, depends on how you see it, of course).

If there ever was a witch that should burn, Maggie Thatcher is she. Burn, witch, burn.

DCA,
Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in getting them to do what you want.

Imran Siddiqui posted 11-07-98 04:08 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
What? As a Conservative, I shall object to this burning on Margeret Thatcher an calling her a witch. Absurd!! She doesn't weigh as much as a duck, what wrong with you? Didn't you weigh her against a duck. Shame on You!

NIMran Siddiqui

BigER posted 11-07-98 07:24 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
BigE puts on "Pretty fly for a white guy"

"Now he's getin a tatoo he's getin ink done....."

opps work calls.

BKK the Mentat posted 11-08-98 08:20 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BKK the Mentat  Click Here to Email BKK the Mentat     
Hey, I'll bet that none of you are sober enough by post 75 to trust me with a laser scalpel.Accordingly BKK brings 6 kegs of Tequila.
SnowFire posted 11-09-98 12:22 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
After extensive examination, M. Thatcher weighs as much as duck. But the water didn't kill her because only fairy tale witchs due of water, real witches swim in them. So we're throwing her into the "pond" as the British call it, and seeing if she can swim the icy North Atlantic to safety. If she doesn't make it, oh well, we'll be dreadfully sorry... dreadfully...

My marching band just won Chapter I Group III championships! Bwahaha! We're 3rd seed for Atlantic Coast Championships, where bands from all the chapters will be competing. It was close, we got a 95.2, #4 got a 85.15, and #5 got a 95.1 (and the top seed got a 96.2, and #2 a 96.1). Let's have a party! Non-alcoholic, of course...

DJ RRebel posted 11-09-98 01:16 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
Waving to all of you from the finish line !!!

I guess I won !!!

DJ RRebel posted 11-09-98 01:18 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
DJ RRebel enters the club again with his same hover tank ... ok guys lets race ...

3 ... 2 ... 1 ... GO !!!

On go DJ RRebel shoots his own tank with its time travel vortex cannon and arrives in the past with enough time to make it to the finish line before the race actually started !!!

Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-09-98 01:20 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
YEA! A party!!

(YYYH spikes the punch, the orange juice, the coca-cola, the coffee, well pretty much every non-alcoholic drink at the party, some alcoholic ones as well.)

(YYYH then grabs the milk & gets drunk in several minutes)

(In his drunken rage he starts singing KoRn's 'Got the Life', though his voice is so bad, they are forced to knock him unconscious with a cartoon anvil)

Such pretty bird....wait now deer.......now, Sids??

DJ RRebel posted 11-09-98 01:21 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
BTW ... Thatcher may not weigh as much as a witch, but she falls into exception 97B.124.56A1 subsection 37Alpha.3271486A.AB.BA.BB.ABC ...
If she looks like a witch and talks like a witch but doesn't weigh as much as a witch, then it's still two out of three and she's still a witch !!! She must be one !!! lol
DJ RRebel posted 11-09-98 01:22 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
What ??? YYYH ??? No stars ???
DJ RRebel posted 11-09-98 01:26 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
Ummm .. that post about Thatcher should have read ... well .. just replace the "witch"'s with "Duck"'s ... except for at the end ...

Oh geezz did I just kill a perfectly good joke ... ok .. I'll retype it properly for effect !!!

Thatcher may not weigh as much as a duck, but she falls into exception 97B.124.56A1 subsection 37Alpha.3271486A.AB.BA.BB.ABC of the definition of a witch >>>
If she looks like a duck and talks like a duck but doesn't weigh as much as a duck, then it's still two out of three and she's still a witch !!! Ummm .. ok .. never mind !!!

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Imran Siddiqui posted 11-09-98 01:53 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
I am the I Club.

Btw, there is a reason why I'm saying I'm NIM and the I Club. It shall come out soon.

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MikeH II posted 11-09-98 06:18 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
MikeH II announces his candidature for the I club elections and immediately gains a 99.99% share of the vote.
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DJ RRebel posted 11-09-98 06:25 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for DJ RRebel  Click Here to Email DJ RRebel     
I abstain from voting until I see everyone involved's proposed budgets !!!

You better not tax us too high !!!
Or the citizens will revolt !!!

Geezz did I ever hate it when that happened !!! lol

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Roland posted 11-09-98 11:10 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
DJ, there are no taxes in the I club. And no taxis, just witches.

My vote for MikeH (II)!

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MikeH II posted 11-09-98 11:17 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
"When you rig an election never give yourself 100% of the vote, someone is bound to have voted against you."

MikeH I-clubgate enquiry.

I am the founder ruler so I'll go along with this democratic sham.

Policies:
Free drinks,
Free food,
Variable jukebox,
No more Sound of Music,
No Weapons,
Party tank open 24 hours a day,
Cookie service with a grimace,
Dead bartender mystery every day for the inquisitive.


Results in so far:
Austria - landslide for MikeH 100% of the vote.

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BigER posted 11-09-98 12:11 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Mike can I have some of what you are smoking?


One of the lava Lamps just erupted spueing lava all over corner 937b. Oh, you mean you didn't realize that these were real LAVA lamps. Sorry.

Ummmm.....it's getting a bit hot in here would someone mind turning on the air conditioning.

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MikeH II posted 11-09-98 12:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
Smoking? Oh no! looks like that lava set fire to my brand new Wizards robes. Mike H rushes off to submerge himself in the I club swimming pool.
Aaaaah!
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BigER posted 11-09-98 02:12 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
opps sorry about that chief.

Here have my brand new plate armour. It's all white gold filagree with a giant half moon crest. It comes with a claymore and dirk.

Oh it's size XXXL I hope that is ok.

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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-09-98 05:15 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Ummm, how deep is that I Club pool Mike?? I don't swim in anything deeper than 9 feet. Ok, so I'm a horrible swimmer, lay off!!

(YYYH sprays the fire extinguisher on the rotting body of Sporty, just to see what it looks like)

Cool, anyone up for a game of football?? American, or the rest of the world(soccer)??

I prefer soccer

(YYYH takes the soccer ball & starts practicing his position of right defender against some robot soccer players)

Damn, their AI is too good, why did I have Sid design them, they keep getting past me!! Believe me, ask anyone on opposing soccer teams in my state, the prefer heading down the left side.

(YYYH continues trying to stop the robot soccer players, meanwhile ax murderer #3728 lurks nearby)

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BigER posted 11-10-98 11:25 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Perhaps some Thin Lizy is in order. Ah yes that's it "THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN"

The party tanks are rockin and the new Neon I club sign looks way cool.

Party on dudes.

wait what is that black light NYM sign doing over there in corner 1066-something about NYM of the ages. Oh this is troublesome.

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Roland posted 11-10-98 01:41 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Yo: where's the difference, 9ft deep or 100 ? Enough for drowning, anyway...
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MikeH II posted 11-10-98 01:48 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
you can drown in a couple of inches of water too, it's just easier to get out of.
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-10-98 05:19 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
The difference, well, I can get out of 9 feet easier than 100 feet. Plus, in 9 feet, I'm only 3 feet from the top. 9 is the minimum safety limit for diving too!

You can't swim in a couple inches of water....

Your faithful & hell-bent, AHH, ahh, what is that NOOOO!!!!!!,
YYYH

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SnowFire posted 11-10-98 07:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
bah. I swim with the speed and grace of rock. I'll stay over here drinking apple juice and poring over ancient tomes on NYM and how it was defeated so long ago, that we might be able to defeat it now.
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BigER posted 11-11-98 12:15 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
The secret is in the special sause.
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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-11-98 12:20 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
The Special sauce isn't really special. All it is, is some mayo left on the roof for one day.
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BigER posted 11-11-98 02:37 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
not that sauce "The special sause"

the NYM sause.

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SnowFire posted 11-11-98 03:08 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Hmmm... it seems a HazMat team came in and cleaned out the kitchen for health violations. I guess all the NYM sauce, special or not, is gone. What a shame (though I feel sorry for those HazMat guys...).
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Heckler posted 11-12-98 10:10 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Heckler  Click Here to Email Heckler     
Yeah pity about the kitchen but they couldn't just nuke it who knows what would have happened. One question if weapons aren't allowed why is YYYH allowed in? Are you saying you can somehow get all of them off him?

Heckler
who checked both knives and his pistol at the door (no matter how annoyed I was about it.)

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Kirel posted 11-13-98 08:16 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Kirel  Click Here to Email Kirel     
I wonder why everyone is so crazy about weapons??

Magic cannot be left at the door,and a nice fireball blows up the back door just as nice as any bazooka (Pizza ammo or elswere)of your choice.

Oh and by the way,some call me...TIM

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MikeH II posted 11-13-98 09:20 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
The no weapons rule was introduced to try and limit the amount of carnage in the club, the C series clubs were full of shooting and the I clubs were formed right after the rebellion so there was a bit of history there.

Glad to help,
MikeH founder I clubs.

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BigER posted 11-13-98 11:33 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Mike, I ummmm hate to bring this up, but those tanks have cannon! SHhhhh maybe they won't notice.
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Roland posted 11-13-98 11:38 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Roland  Click Here to Email Roland     
Don't worry, that's just my party tank with the beer grenades. I was allowed to keep it as part of I club security, which is, however, a contradiction in itself.
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MikeH II posted 11-13-98 01:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
I know but they are good for racing.
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outlyr242 the rebirth posted 11-13-98 06:18 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for outlyr242 the rebirth  Click Here to Email outlyr242 the rebirth     
Doobie-Do-Be-Do
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BigER posted 11-13-98 06:49 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
I would like to toast the janitor Devine for keeping this place spotless..

Cheers!

Oh and How about that Bolo in the corner? can we keep him please please please.

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BigER posted 11-13-98 06:58 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Maybe I should reword that "I would like to propose a toast to the Janitor Devine"

I mean just because I have a flamethrower in my corner doesn't mean.....I mean I would never....Ummmmmm...

You get the idea.

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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-13-98 07:42 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
I say we give him another raise!!

Three cheers for the Janitor Divine!!

Hip, hip HOORAH!!!
Hip, hip, HOORAH!!!
Hip hip HOORAH!!!

NIMadier,
YYYH

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SnowFire posted 11-14-98 02:34 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Yes, it was quite unfair that MikeH came and denied the raise you proposed back in August YYYH.

Let's try and set the new record for most posts with the I club and beat out the Brotherhood of Sid. And oh yes, can I set up the new club after that to celebrate my impending godhood?

-SnowFire, hell-bent destroyer of NYM

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Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey posted 11-14-98 03:26 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey  Click Here to Email Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey     
Yeah, Mike mumbled something about SuperProSMAC sales dropping down or something like that so he couldn;t afford to pay outlyr, but I robbed a bank & I think he was able to give outlyr a small raise IIRC.

This cannot pass out the BoS, because I said so. Ok, if you want to we can.

<<If I thought of this idea for a club, no one would of replied >>

Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general,
YYYH

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MikeH II posted 11-16-98 12:16 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
I club announcement:

Janitor salary doubled. Enjoy.

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BigER posted 11-16-98 12:28 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
Whoopee! Drinks on the Janitor!
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Imran Siddiqui posted 11-16-98 12:39 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
So, A summary of what's gone on in here, since I've been away?

Imran Siddiqui

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SnowFire posted 11-16-98 05:57 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
This is the I club XVII, and I forget what happened at the previous ones. One was called "The Destruction of Domk," I forget what the one after was called.

Newsflash: As regards to the Atlantic Coast Championship competition we were at yesterday, we won! First time in school history, too (closest we got 2nd in '91 and 4th in '92, and 7th in '97). In my senior year too, no better way to go out. Ah yes.

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Imran Siddiqui posted 11-16-98 06:15 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Imran Siddiqui  Click Here to Email Imran Siddiqui     
I bow down to the might I club and its inhabitants for help. YYYH and Talon, both power-mad, are trying to destroy me and take my Brotherhood of Sid. I wish your help. To all who oppose tyranny, join me and rid the forums of these power-mad monsters. Snowfire, MikeH, Outlyr, Roland, my friends I beg you for help.
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SnowFire posted 11-16-98 09:38 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for SnowFire  Click Here to Email SnowFire     
Huh? I haven't read the BoS files recently. I'll check them out andd see what the problem is... then you'll get your decision Imran.

To celebrate our victory I put our show on continuous loop in the jukebox.

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Tawdal posted 11-16-98 10:51 PM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for Tawdal  Click Here to Email Tawdal     
I guess I'm not your friend anymore, Imran? Read my recent post in Brotherhood of Sid III thread. It will prove to your benefit.

- TAWDAL
The Amazing World Democracy Advocate Lawyer

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MikeH II posted 11-17-98 07:11 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for MikeH II  Click Here to Email MikeH II     
Imran: I am a simple songwriter in the BoS I may write a song of support.

BigE: Drinks are free but if the Janitor wants to go to the bar I'm all for it!

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BigER posted 11-17-98 11:12 AM ET     Click Here to See the Profile for BigER  Click Here to Email BigER     
sotovocha -> I know Mike, but if he thinks he is the man of the hour then he won't mind so much after we trash the place and he has to clean up.

Imran - there is a Mercenary club just down the street - go hire some mercenaries and take back leadership - That's how any self respecting Dictator would do it. Junta, man Junta!

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