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Return of the Iclub.
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| Author | Topic: Return of the Iclub. |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-02-98 10:08 PM ET  
Well here it is, what you all feared would hapen if you let me overun the forumns,presenting the Iclub. All original members check your guns at the door. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-02-98 10:45 PM ET
(YYYH runs inside the I club carrying all his stuff, he places it down in corner 291. He starts cleaning his BAR, & drinking his Absolut.) MMmm, Vodka!!! FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-02-98 10:48 PM ET
While BKK sit in the corner of corner291 trying to figure out how to repair that time splicer and recover his Jack Danials. |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-02-98 10:53 PM ET
When BKK's concealed shredder pistol *accedentaly* goes off, destroying yyyh's vodka, while the drunk yyyh falls out of his seat into the time splicer."Oops,forgot to check this thing before I came in,oh well, **** happens.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHA! |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-02-98 10:57 PM ET
Get the hell outta my corner!!!! (YYYH picks BKK up & throws him to corner 3109994686099026458352743832) & dont destroy my vodka either!!!! (YYYH takes his BAR & starts firing into corner 3109994686099026458352743832, wondering what he'll hit) |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-02-98 11:03 PM ET
How the hell did get out of the time splicer!?Anyway yyyh finds that corner 3109994686099026458352743832 was the wrong coner to throw BKK in when yoyo finds himself staring down the barrel of a singularity laser! Long live the fighters!  . . . . |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-02-98 11:12 PM ET
(YYYH pushes the singularity laser away, & sets up an artillery piece. Soon, the gun starts firing bolts of plasma down BKK's throat.) How I got out of the time splicer is unimportant, what is important, is that we sign a peace treaty before MikeH kills us!! FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-02-98 11:18 PM ET
Right after I shove a black hole up your ass!!BKK fires and is pleased to see the increadable sight of a man being sucked INTO his gun! Long Live the Fighters! |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-02-98 11:27 PM ET
An offer of peace is presented to yyyh after shooting him back out of the gun,a keg of vodka.Shall there be a peace between us? |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-02-98 11:30 PM ET
Ok peace for now, but be careful, us Germans aren't all chocolate & beer! BKK: Ooo no, the germans are gonna get me, Im so scared, help me Smithers, the Germans are gonna get me!! Sorry for rippin off The Simpsons again!! |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-02-98 11:33 PM ET
Whatever, anyway peace restored.Hey, where the hell is everybody else?(I guess they were all counted as civillian causualties in our scirmish). |
| Apocalypse |
posted 11-02-98 11:39 PM ET
Apoc gets out his Cold Fusion bombs. Eat this BKK! *explosion* *explosion* *explosion* *explosion* *explosion* The bombs explode at BKK's position and then the radition dissappears, hiding the evidence. |
| DCA |
posted 11-02-98 11:42 PM ET
Ah yes, the guns and fighting and stuff... Just gimme some Red Bull & vodka and put on some music, huh? DCA, |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-02-98 11:54 PM ET
Did I ever tell you that to make cold fusion work that you would have to reduce the distance between the particles in a deutirium atom?This is nearly impossible, and if done correctly would increase the local density of an atom and hence gravity that it would crush the weapon and cause it to explode on top of you?Find another weapon.In the mean time BKK blows the hell out of them with a particle beam cannon.The resulting explosion from the prematurely detonated cold fusion bombs causes a slight disturbance back at corner 291. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-02-98 11:56 PM ET
Wow Apocalypse, I didnt know you were capable of such an.......apocalypse!! (YYYH marches his troops throught the radiation to look for BKK's dead body. They find none, he must of been vaporized. Strangely, after the 22nd CT marched out, they all got cancer & died shortly after) (YYYH then takes command of the 134th Connecticut) |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-03-98 12:01 AM ET
Damn BKK, stop with your science mumbo jumbo, & leave my corner alone!! (YYYH locks himself up in corner 291, & puts a forcefield around corners 290-291-& 292 for protection against everything, it is invcincible!!!!!) |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-03-98 12:02 AM ET
Fortunitly for me, my thoughts, memories,and practicaly my soul was recorded on a computer to be transfered back to a cloned body of myself,so, I'm not dead!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS! |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-03-98 12:05 AM ET
I said a slight disturbance,I wasn't shooting at you. And the science bull**** was just to prove a point.BTW:'trade you a PBC for a shield generator. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-03-98 12:15 AM ET
Na, this shield replicator is the only one I have, & if I lose it my shields go down! But, I will give you 1000 energy credits if you make Bill Gates suffer for atleast 48 hours. After you torture him for that given amount of time, you may either kill him by crucifixtion(the only way I will let you kill him) or you may turn him into your personal slave. I would kill him, he's to weak to be a personal slave, then again he probably had to carry alot of books for other people in high school, so he MIGHT be good at load-bearing. FREEDOM, LIBERTY & SMAC!!!! Your faithful & hell-bent NIMadier general, |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-03-98 12:20 AM ET
sounds like a good deal.besides Microsoft will suffer anyway, the 'feds are declaring them a monopoly and will probobly break it up,cuasing havoc for US. Down with Microsquash! |
| Arnelos |
posted 11-03-98 12:25 AM ET
I almost was so mistaken as to believe this forum was being filled by a bunch of 8 year olds for a moment there. I sure hope I was mistaken. |
| BKK the Mentat |
posted 11-03-98 12:35 AM ET
Time to hang it up for the night,so no murder or mayhem until tommorow(I won't be posting again until 2:45E.S.T. |
| outlyr242 the rebirth |
posted 11-03-98 01:29 AM ET
oh yippie the forums are up now we can all talk about SMAC. Until this Club is officially recognized, The Janitor Divine claims no relation to it. |
| Roland |
posted 11-03-98 07:53 AM ET
IMO this is way too violent for a regular I club. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-03-98 10:09 AM ET
Alright everyone, to the next I club!! (As the drunkards flock out, YYYH's men burn this forsaken I club to the ground, leaving nothing but a HUGE pile of ashes. They then march to the new & REAL I club) |
| DJ RRebel |
posted 11-03-98 05:30 PM ET
yummy ... BKK ... could you pour me some JD please ??? |
| AUH20 |
posted 11-03-98 07:02 PM ET
I call 42. |
| Yo_Yo_Yo_Hey |
posted 11-03-98 07:04 PM ET
I burned this plave down, goto the I club started by MikeH please. Thank you, come again! |
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