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itdoesntfit posted 07-17-99 12:27 AM ET

The Ai-Friend-Foe-or Fool? These guys are crap! (demonstration):
Ai: Give me all your ----ing tech our all give you a big blister in your ----ing -ss!
You: Shut the ---- up! You are crap! You can't beat the ---- out of me!
Ai: Go to he-l! Go to he-l! Go to he-l! Give me all your freaking money, boy or girl!
You: Vendetta upon you!
Five minutes later:
You: I wiped the crap out of you! Serve a pact to serve me!
Ai: F--- you! Die! Die!
You: Your outnumbered you b-t-h!
(end transmission)
1 minute later
There is no more enemy! What the hell kind of an enemy is this? They're suppose to win when they brag! (game starts) "I demand all your freking money". Twelve turns later he dies! What the hell is this? He shows off, then begs for peace?
It's way too easy (It might be because we are all good at Civ2).
Resource Consumer posted 07-19-99 09:33 AM ET
A quote from an idf thread.
"There is no more enemy! What the hell kind of an enemy is this? They're suppose to win when they brag! (game starts) "I demand all your freking money". Twelve turns later he dies! What the hell is this? He shows off, then begs for peace?"
Prescient or what?
RenderDrone posted 07-19-99 10:00 AM ET
itdoesntfit, maybe I should hand over that Dumbass of the year award to you right now. Instead of going thought all the voting and sh!t. You are sounding like you deserve the award.
PS.. All go to the dumbass of the year award thread to nomination you favorite smac forum dumbass.
Exile posted 07-19-99 11:24 AM ET
Tell you waht, if you are so tired of the AI, click on that little button labled "Multiplayer" and find some dumbasses like you to hang out with. Who knows, you may actually get the competition you want. Or better yet, donate your brain to science and let them take it apart so while you're dead, you can rest with the knowledge that they have actual thinking AI's now cause of you and then the game market will dry up because people keep loosing so much when they could go loose in the real world.
Bossman posted 07-22-99 06:09 AM ET
Well
IDF the thread title says it all,
Appalling incompetence that describes your threads down to a tee!
Natguy posted 07-22-99 11:31 AM ET
Well, I would just love to see you make a better one.
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Author	Topic: AI-Artiificial Intelligence or Apalling Imcompetence
itdoesntfit	posted 07-17-99 12:27 AM ET The Ai-Friend-Foe-or Fool? These guys are crap! (demonstration): Ai: Give me all your ----ing tech our all give you a big blister in your ----ing -ss! You: Shut the ---- up! You are crap! You can't beat the ---- out of me! Ai: Go to he-l! Go to he-l! Go to he-l! Give me all your freaking money, boy or girl! You: Vendetta upon you! Five minutes later: You: I wiped the crap out of you! Serve a pact to serve me! Ai: F--- you! Die! Die! You: Your outnumbered you b-t-h! (end transmission) 1 minute later There is no more enemy! What the hell kind of an enemy is this? They're suppose to win when they brag! (game starts) "I demand all your freking money". Twelve turns later he dies! What the hell is this? He shows off, then begs for peace? It's way too easy (It might be because we are all good at Civ2).
Resource Consumer	posted 07-19-99 09:33 AM ET A quote from an idf thread. "There is no more enemy! What the hell kind of an enemy is this? They're suppose to win when they brag! (game starts) "I demand all your freking money". Twelve turns later he dies! What the hell is this? He shows off, then begs for peace?" Prescient or what?
RenderDrone	posted 07-19-99 10:00 AM ET itdoesntfit, maybe I should hand over that Dumbass of the year award to you right now. Instead of going thought all the voting and sh!t. You are sounding like you deserve the award. PS.. All go to the dumbass of the year award thread to nomination you favorite smac forum dumbass.
Exile	posted 07-19-99 11:24 AM ET Tell you waht, if you are so tired of the AI, click on that little button labled "Multiplayer" and find some dumbasses like you to hang out with. Who knows, you may actually get the competition you want. Or better yet, donate your brain to science and let them take it apart so while you're dead, you can rest with the knowledge that they have actual thinking AI's now cause of you and then the game market will dry up because people keep loosing so much when they could go loose in the real world.
Bossman	posted 07-22-99 06:09 AM ET Well IDF the thread title says it all, Appalling incompetence that describes your threads down to a tee!
Natguy	posted 07-22-99 11:31 AM ET Well, I would just love to see you make a better one.