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yin26 posted 03-12-99 02:33 AM ET
I was looking at an old picture of a past girlfriend of mine, and the word WHORE! suddenly popped into my mind.
After a very long and complicated process of word association--a mental journey of but a few seconds but one that covered most topics related to life sciences and a few hard-core porno movies--I remembered a post a few days back in which this brilliant similie was raised (not by me): SMAC is like a Princess--she makes you work for it and, in the end, the pleasure is worth the wait.
I never had time to respond. Please induldge me now:
Give me the whore.
Bring her smudged, lipsticky face into my dark little computer room and lock the door.
Boot her up.
From the friggin' word "go" I want no resistance expect what I pay her to give me.
No buttons. No bra straps. Just strip--and do it fast. I've got guests waiting downstairs. I've got children. There's also the cat.
Don't echo unless you're told to do so. Wander around the bed in useless circles and you'll get slapped. Freeze up on me and the pimp's gonna hear about it.
Obey me and beg for more. Oh, you'll know when I've had enough.
Then leave. Just leave.
Take your torn, shrink-wrapped, sorry excuse for self-gratification and get back in the box.
...and if my wife lets me, I'll call again tomorrow...
Vostok posted 03-12-99 02:43 AM ET
Hey, er, can you ever shutup?
yin26 posted 03-12-99 02:58 AM ET
I'm guessing that's a rhetorical question.
mic posted 03-12-99 04:01 AM ET
Guessed right.
sandworm posted 03-12-99 11:10 AM ET
Imagine finding outspoken people that like to express their opinions on a FORUM. Damn, that's a revolutionary idea!
yin26 posted 03-13-99 08:41 AM ET
Sandworm,
The Surgeon General Has Issued A Warning That Supportting Yin Could Cause Serious Bowel Damage.
Yin, however, vehemently denies the allegations.
Aeongusha posted 03-13-99 03:06 PM ET
testing again, sorry...
Shining1 posted 03-13-99 07:37 PM ET
Yin has a very impressive command of metaphor and good writing ability. He's also a good debator, has an evil streak and speaks his mind.
In other words, he's too much fun to contradict - regardless of how worthy of support he is.
Still, I'm sure there are a few 'Yinophants' lurking out there somewhere .
Q Cubed posted 03-13-99 10:28 PM ET
Hmm...Yin may like the simple hooker; I prefer the princess.
Simply because, at least I'll know that most of the pleasure, fun, and excitement will be because there's a deeper and stronger rapport than a simple bang!-bang!-bang!
So: Yin: you can have all of the fun you want with your slut. Just don't complain when you get a virus or a worm infesting your hardware/software.
I'll be getting pristine and virgin materials instead.
Delusions of Grandeur posted 03-13-99 10:46 PM ET
And...the Princess does have that benefit of a kingdom and vast riches. Not to mention an army and castle. And besides, if your the new king, how hard to you think it would be to get good quality concubines? Add the Princess AND Yin's sluts without the danger of STD, and you got yourself a party.
kingnurgle posted 03-14-99 02:07 AM ET
Except the Princess will only kick down rarly and grudgingly... the pristine is only fun untill it is defiled.. then you'll get after the that nasty any way.. (then think about the hell of divorce and such... hehe)
Q Cubed posted 03-14-99 11:26 AM ET
not necessarily;
that's the beauty of it.
if you wish to have a nice and fun relationship with the princess, you might want to start off getting to know the princess better - then, you'll be able to enjoy everything much more.
Shining1 posted 03-14-99 06:07 PM ET
Q^3: Real life, I definitely agree.
Computer games: I dunno. I don't really want to have a long, in depth, happy relationship with a game. Sure, it's great fun for a few hours, and if you like the game a lot, you may come back to it, but I don't really want to have to work particularly hard to get some amusement out of it (always the problem with flight sims ).
Heh. Isn't this thread an amusing look at the modern male psyche...
Mighty posted 03-14-99 06:50 PM ET
I prefer Mother, Virgin, Whore all wrapped up into one woman. I'm married to a Princess but she's a Whore too, which is the way I like it.
Mighty posted 03-14-99 06:53 PM ET
My first post and I didn't say a single thing about SMAC. Ooops! Well I think SMAC makes you wait for the fun like a Princess which is fine since some people prefer Pincesses to Whores.
Freddz posted 03-14-99 08:55 PM ET
On the other hand the Princess cheats with Patch Adams. The whore would have slept with him before I got to her
Shining1 posted 03-14-99 08:58 PM ET
Mighty: You sound like a Katherine Kerr novel
Q Cubed posted 03-14-99 09:28 PM ET
quite amusing.
well, we've each got our own preferences. i don't know what i was thinking when i posted that last one, but looking back, it does seem that i enjoy games that require lots more thinking than the twitchy "whore" games.
December Man posted 04-20-99 04:44 PM ET
. . .one of yin26's lesser known works. . .
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Author	Topic: SMAC: Princess or Whore?
yin26	posted 03-12-99 02:33 AM ET I was looking at an old picture of a past girlfriend of mine, and the word WHORE! suddenly popped into my mind. After a very long and complicated process of word association--a mental journey of but a few seconds but one that covered most topics related to life sciences and a few hard-core porno movies--I remembered a post a few days back in which this brilliant similie was raised (not by me): SMAC is like a Princess--she makes you work for it and, in the end, the pleasure is worth the wait. I never had time to respond. Please induldge me now: Give me the whore. Bring her smudged, lipsticky face into my dark little computer room and lock the door. Boot her up. From the friggin' word "go" I want no resistance expect what I pay her to give me. No buttons. No bra straps. Just strip--and do it fast. I've got guests waiting downstairs. I've got children. There's also the cat. Don't echo unless you're told to do so. Wander around the bed in useless circles and you'll get slapped. Freeze up on me and the pimp's gonna hear about it. Obey me and beg for more. Oh, you'll know when I've had enough. Then leave. Just leave. Take your torn, shrink-wrapped, sorry excuse for self-gratification and get back in the box. ...and if my wife lets me, I'll call again tomorrow...
Vostok	posted 03-12-99 02:43 AM ET Hey, er, can you ever shutup?
yin26	posted 03-12-99 02:58 AM ET I'm guessing that's a rhetorical question.
mic	posted 03-12-99 04:01 AM ET Guessed right.
sandworm	posted 03-12-99 11:10 AM ET Imagine finding outspoken people that like to express their opinions on a FORUM. Damn, that's a revolutionary idea!
yin26	posted 03-13-99 08:41 AM ET Sandworm, The Surgeon General Has Issued A Warning That Supportting Yin Could Cause Serious Bowel Damage. Yin, however, vehemently denies the allegations.
Aeongusha	posted 03-13-99 03:06 PM ET testing again, sorry...
Shining1	posted 03-13-99 07:37 PM ET Yin has a very impressive command of metaphor and good writing ability. He's also a good debator, has an evil streak and speaks his mind. In other words, he's too much fun to contradict - regardless of how worthy of support he is. Still, I'm sure there are a few 'Yinophants' lurking out there somewhere .
Q Cubed	posted 03-13-99 10:28 PM ET Hmm...Yin may like the simple hooker; I prefer the princess. Simply because, at least I'll know that most of the pleasure, fun, and excitement will be because there's a deeper and stronger rapport than a simple bang!-bang!-bang! So: Yin: you can have all of the fun you want with your slut. Just don't complain when you get a virus or a worm infesting your hardware/software. I'll be getting pristine and virgin materials instead.
Delusions of Grandeur	posted 03-13-99 10:46 PM ET And...the Princess does have that benefit of a kingdom and vast riches. Not to mention an army and castle. And besides, if your the new king, how hard to you think it would be to get good quality concubines? Add the Princess AND Yin's sluts without the danger of STD, and you got yourself a party.
kingnurgle	posted 03-14-99 02:07 AM ET Except the Princess will only kick down rarly and grudgingly... the pristine is only fun untill it is defiled.. then you'll get after the that nasty any way.. (then think about the hell of divorce and such... hehe)
Q Cubed	posted 03-14-99 11:26 AM ET not necessarily; that's the beauty of it. if you wish to have a nice and fun relationship with the princess, you might want to start off getting to know the princess better - then, you'll be able to enjoy everything much more.
Shining1	posted 03-14-99 06:07 PM ET Q^3: Real life, I definitely agree. Computer games: I dunno. I don't really want to have a long, in depth, happy relationship with a game. Sure, it's great fun for a few hours, and if you like the game a lot, you may come back to it, but I don't really want to have to work particularly hard to get some amusement out of it (always the problem with flight sims ). Heh. Isn't this thread an amusing look at the modern male psyche...
Mighty	posted 03-14-99 06:50 PM ET I prefer Mother, Virgin, Whore all wrapped up into one woman. I'm married to a Princess but she's a Whore too, which is the way I like it.
Mighty	posted 03-14-99 06:53 PM ET My first post and I didn't say a single thing about SMAC. Ooops! Well I think SMAC makes you wait for the fun like a Princess which is fine since some people prefer Pincesses to Whores.
Freddz	posted 03-14-99 08:55 PM ET On the other hand the Princess cheats with Patch Adams. The whore would have slept with him before I got to her
Shining1	posted 03-14-99 08:58 PM ET Mighty: You sound like a Katherine Kerr novel
Q Cubed	posted 03-14-99 09:28 PM ET quite amusing. well, we've each got our own preferences. i don't know what i was thinking when i posted that last one, but looking back, it does seem that i enjoy games that require lots more thinking than the twitchy "whore" games.
December Man	posted 04-20-99 04:44 PM ET . . .one of yin26's lesser known works. . .