posted 02-22-99 07:54 PM ET
Here we go again:Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from the Planet Earth
Aboard the Unity Ship
The mate has a knack for thought-control
The Captain's dead for sure
The crew's fighting each other for
A pla-a-net azure, a pla-a-net azure
A cryobay has blown blown up
So many lives were cost
And now that the crew's fightin' tooth and nail
The Unity'll be lost, the Unity'll be lost
The ship's flyin towards the surface
Of the Planet Chiron
With Miriam, the Surgeon too
The C-E-O, and Prokhor
The ecologist,
Santiago and Chairman Yang
Here on Alpha Centaur
So this is the tale of our colonists
They're here for a long, long time
They'll have to make the best of things
It's an uphill climb
The mind behind this Pla-a-net
Will do its very best
To make them all uncomfortable
Inside a mindworm's nest
No comms, no comps, no rover cars
Not a single luxury
Its worse than it was back on Earth
More primitive than can be
So join us here each turn, my friends
You'll enjoy it much, mon
With our seven fractious factions
Here on the Planet Chiron