posted 02-09-99 06:56 PM ET
"Is this game worth buying?"OK, let me show this to you one more time...
[walks into kitchen, picks up an egg]
...this is your brain....
[cracks egg into hot skillet]
...this is your brain on SMAC...
[gorgeous blonde in skimpy apron and nothing else walks up and starts nibbling ear]
...and this is how cool you will be by playing SMAC...
[sits down with blonde at computer in next room, sound of SMAC theme starting]
...Any questions???...