posted 05-17-99 03:40 PM ET        

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Tonight! One night only! LIVE on Pay-Per-View! It's the most smashin'ist, bashin'inst event around! That's right! It's the SMAC Leader Free for All Rummmmmmmbbbblllleee! Featuring:
Miriam "The Mauler" Godwinson!
Deirde "The Deystroyer" Skye!
Lal "The Laserator"!
Corazon "The I can't think of a stupid nickname for 'corazon'" Santiago!
Zak "The Zakerator" Zahkarov!
Nwabudike "The Masher" Morgan!
In the ring untill one clear winner is decided!

So - who comes out the winner?
(Note: I disqualifed Yang because he'd kick everybody's ass instantly.)