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Singularity posted 05-12-99 09:05 PM ET
I'm not very religious (science freak), but here it goes.
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In the beginning God created the SMAC and the CtP.
And the CtP was without form and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of BR moved upon the face of the waters.
And BR said, Let there be SMAC; and there was SMAC.
And God saw the SMAC, that it was good: and God divided the SMAC from the crap(CtP).
And God called the SMAC almighty, and the crap he called CtP.And the yin and the singularity were the first players.
And God said, let there be a firmament in the midst of the gamers, and let it divide the forumers from the forumers.
And God made the forum, and divided the newbies from the veterans who were above the firmament: and it was so.
And god called the firmament SMAC. And the yin and the singularity were in the second game.
And God said Let the waters under SMAC be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And God called the dry land CtP; and the gathering together of the waters he called the cesspool and God saw that it was bad and buggy with no patch in sight.
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That's all I have time for tonight. Stay tuned tomorrow for episode 2!
LackOfKnack posted 05-12-99 10:17 PM ET
"Tomorrow Never Dies."
Perhaps it should.
Lack
mooman posted 05-12-99 11:47 PM ET
"Tomorrow never knows...whether tomorrow ever dies"
mooman posted 05-12-99 11:48 PM ET
Sing, your obsession with yin is trully frightening.
yin26 posted 05-13-99 12:26 AM ET
moo,
Go easy on him. I'm making him do all this as community service. And I do play as the Believers after all...
Shining1 posted 05-13-99 12:32 AM ET
Couldn't he just like, wash windows, or something?
SMAC is polytheic work anyway - the sacrifices to the gods of stability and U.I were forgotten in favour of the lesser well known deities A.I and Intelligence.
Shining1
December Man posted 05-13-99 12:44 AM ET
Sing: If you're going to do the Old Testament thing, I hope you don't screw up the Noah part like NBC did.
Singularity posted 05-13-99 04:08 PM ET
And BR said, let the SMAC bring forth fungus, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit yielding tree after his kind, whose seed was in itself, upon the SMAC: and it was so.
And the SMAC brought forth fungus, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and BR saw that it was good.
And the yin and the singularity were in the third game.
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Stay tuned for more of this tomorrow.
mooman posted 05-14-99 02:06 AM ET
...And then He farted, and it was good.
googlie posted 05-14-99 01:33 PM ET
Sing: 007 is on to you
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Author	Topic: God and SMAC.....
Singularity	posted 05-12-99 09:05 PM ET I'm not very religious (science freak), but here it goes. --------------------- In the beginning God created the SMAC and the CtP. And the CtP was without form and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of BR moved upon the face of the waters. And BR said, Let there be SMAC; and there was SMAC. And God saw the SMAC, that it was good: and God divided the SMAC from the crap(CtP). And God called the SMAC almighty, and the crap he called CtP.And the yin and the singularity were the first players. And God said, let there be a firmament in the midst of the gamers, and let it divide the forumers from the forumers. And God made the forum, and divided the newbies from the veterans who were above the firmament: and it was so. And god called the firmament SMAC. And the yin and the singularity were in the second game. And God said Let the waters under SMAC be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. And God called the dry land CtP; and the gathering together of the waters he called the cesspool and God saw that it was bad and buggy with no patch in sight. -------------- That's all I have time for tonight. Stay tuned tomorrow for episode 2!
LackOfKnack	posted 05-12-99 10:17 PM ET "Tomorrow Never Dies." Perhaps it should. Lack
mooman	posted 05-12-99 11:47 PM ET "Tomorrow never knows...whether tomorrow ever dies"
mooman	posted 05-12-99 11:48 PM ET Sing, your obsession with yin is trully frightening.
yin26	posted 05-13-99 12:26 AM ET moo, Go easy on him. I'm making him do all this as community service. And I do play as the Believers after all...
Shining1	posted 05-13-99 12:32 AM ET Couldn't he just like, wash windows, or something? SMAC is polytheic work anyway - the sacrifices to the gods of stability and U.I were forgotten in favour of the lesser well known deities A.I and Intelligence. Shining1
December Man	posted 05-13-99 12:44 AM ET Sing: If you're going to do the Old Testament thing, I hope you don't screw up the Noah part like NBC did.
Singularity	posted 05-13-99 04:08 PM ET And BR said, let the SMAC bring forth fungus, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit yielding tree after his kind, whose seed was in itself, upon the SMAC: and it was so. And the SMAC brought forth fungus, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and BR saw that it was good. And the yin and the singularity were in the third game. ------------- Stay tuned for more of this tomorrow.
mooman	posted 05-14-99 02:06 AM ET ...And then He farted, and it was good.
googlie	posted 05-14-99 01:33 PM ET Sing: 007 is on to you